Ok. For the past week. I've been seeing a chick (dear lordy, don't let her be reading this). I met her online, and without even knowing WHO she is, asked her out to a concert (I didn't want to go alone) cause she lives near me.

SO, we've been meeting, and it turns out she's not my type AT ALL! We don't like the same things... we have different goals. And worst of all, she's a role-model of society! (volenteers... strait As... going to a good college... plays sports... scolerships... etc... etc...) Truth is, I'll admit that she's WAY too good for me (execept that I'm not attracted to her!)

Anyway, BECAUSE I'm "PersonGuy" and I have a band and all, she thinks I'm pretty damn cool or something. But I've come to the conclusion that I don't care if I ever see her again after the concert.

NOW, should I wait it out and hopefully get some poon? How long should I wait? And should I leave because in my mind it's already over?

Thanks...

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< http://www.personguy.com >

damn im so corrupted i almost feel bad about saying that. almost.

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ira vehementi

This message has been edited by darksol on January 31, 2001 at 11:41 PM

After which she wont like you and the problem is solved.

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
give it a little chance but don't wait too long. and once you're sure, tell her asap.

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yes!! kuru is right!! tell her as soon as you know!! too many times ive been fucked around by chicks who were to scared of hurting my feelings to tell me etc. more pain now, less later. its like how you rip a band-aid strip (or whatever you damn yanks have) off a wound really quickly instead of dragging it off slowly

and cr0bar... you sound pretty down in the dumps these days dude, like your response to solid's post about suicide. maybe you should talk to us a bit more and not reply in single line answers? some of the people he are VERY good mentors, if you let them

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Metal/Electronic/Ambient etc..
< http://www.mp3.com/fatbitch >

This message has been edited by fatbitch on February 01, 2001 at 04:23 PM

But yes, I am down in the dumps lately, and that has to do with my boss being a bitch, but I'll tried my best to keep THAT out of everyone elses mindes.

But anyway, "not being attracted to her" means that I restrained myself from FAPing for 2 days to hopefully get some "results" with her on a date... I was already home by the time I remembered that I never picked-up any lumber! Normally after 2 days a BREEZE will turn me on! However, Vigilante, that doesn't mean I wouldn't bang her or give up too easily if I have a chance.

Next, I don't WANT to be friends with her! We have nothing in common!! I already HAVE enough friends!

Pussy is not all I'm thinking of! It's just my last resort! There's nothing left to get because I know this could NEVER work long-term...

And once (if) I get into her pants, I wouldn't just DROP her!! I'd continue to have a sexual relationship ALAP!

Thanks, kuru... I'll definatly let he know when I do...

I have 2 plans:
a) get her stoned // drunk at concert... proceed in back of truck... (zat rape? )
b) be strait up and say that all I want is a PURELY sexual relationship... proceed in back of truck... (or get smacked)

Oh, man... I am a jerk. But that's all I can think of!!!!!

Any more advice // tips??

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< http://www.personguy.com >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on February 01, 2001 at 09:17 AM

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

so i would adivse against that, in case she'd decide to press charges.

though, telling her you just want a sex might work. who knows, she could be into that.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:

i would adivse against that, in case she'd decide to press charges.

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And boning her then dumping her is probably the fastest way to find out if she will press charges, so you might want to rethink that idea.

If you don’t feel anything for her then chances are your “relationship” with her won’t last long enough for you to get in her pants, in my limited experience girls tend to pick up on that type of thing. On the other hand she might be very liberal about who she lets in her pants so if you think you can get some then go for it.

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It's not that you're wrong, it's just that i'm right!

Ok, fat-man... that makes more sence

She's only had 1 boyfriend between 12 and 17... and I don't know if she already gave it up...

I just feel like I'm waising my time... every minute I'm with here I feel like I'd rather be programming!! I've been in relationships before and it didn't feel like that. But if I was doing her I'd be more satisfied... *sigh*

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
She's only had 1 boyfriend between 12 and 17... and I don't know if she already gave it up...

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Then you sure as hell aren’t getting any, so tell her how you really feel and get back to programming.

Thanks for you help!

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< http://www.personguy.com >

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Yah I will after the concert...

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

But, true... I didn't get laid either...

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

[rant]
if she ain't your type, quit and move on. don't waste your efforts, and DEFINITELY don't try anything on when she's pissed. been there, done that. incompatible dosen't work. anyways, who's to say SHE wants you to date-rape her? break off, start anew. have i mentioned yet NOT TO TRY AND FUCK HER??!? *cough*
[/rant]

thank you for your time, girls and gents. my £0.0135631, as always.

--directhex

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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm

mus read all post before reply.

confucius say, 'oral sex can make day. anal sex make hole weak.'

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

her: hello
me: wazzup!?
her: my feet hurt
me: the bottom... or your ankle, or what?
her: both.come rub my feet ...
me: Hmmm... my arms aren't THAT long...
her: come over
me: you serious?
her: yes
me: AK! I haven't even taken a shower! I'm a mess right now... Would another day work?
her: yes

ADVICE?????

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

I think I'm going to just get some way to slither away. I mean it would suck to get there, rub her feet, and then, "Ok, much better... you can go home now."

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
"Ok, much better... you can go home now."

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Dude, no girl invites a guy over to rub her feet EXCLUSIVELY for that purpose. Don't be so daft.

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

quote:

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if she talks to me a again I'm just sending her the address to this thread.

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you promise?

This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on March 23, 2001 at 07:30 PM

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m00

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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."

I looked past these, AND her looks I really tried. But 3 strikes and your out.

1) She HATES Tom Leykis. Understandable, but it bugs me...

2) She HATES the South Park movie. She couldn't understand why making it a musical is funny! Just a little worse than #1.

3) THIS ONE IS A TOTAL DEAL BREAKER! I brought my CD breif case in the car so we could listen to music on the road. I told her to pick out a CD and she TOTALLY RAVISHED EVERYTHING! I kept my cool, but she ripped out all the booklets UNcarefully and bent the corners and put them back in the wrong places and drooled all over everything and didn't zip it back up and put it on the floor of the car upsideone and and and and it was a TOTAL DEBOCAL! I didn't say anything, but that is a TOTAL lack of respect for my property and that pissed me off!! UN ACCEPTABLE!!!

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

The above post was only 50\% sarcasm made while under the residual influence of 900 mg of Dimenhydrinate HCl.

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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street

PersonGuy: (10:14 AM) I made a promise to some friends.
I'm sorry I have to do this: < http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum10/HTML/000141.html >
Respond if you like.

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-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by The Girl on April 09, 2001 at 11:23 AM

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Are we friends or are we not?you told me once but i forgot.So tell me now & tell me true,so I can say..."I'm here for you."Of all the friends I've met,you're the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do,I'II go to heaven and wait for you

This message has been edited by The Girl on April 09, 2001 at 07:56 PM

This message has been edited by The Girl on April 09, 2001 at 05:36 PM

This message has been edited by The Girl on April 09, 2001 at 07:56 PM

<-better not flame me->

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
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This message has been edited by The Girl on April 08, 2001 at 09:07 PM

This message has been edited by The Girl on April 08, 2001 at 09:05 PM

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"You never hear the bullet that hits you"

< Neat Shit >

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

but hey, if you're hot, ill take you.. you seem like a smart girl

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This message has been edited by The Girl on April 09, 2001 at 05:40 PM

Her: os that about me?

Me: yup

Her: JEEP thats not nice

Me: I know. I'm really sorry about it. SERIOUSLY I AM!
I'm basically calling myself a jerk, so I know...

Her: Hope you have fun in jail

Me: Is it illegal to talk about you?

Her: What you said is illegal

Me: It's illegal to say things? I specifically stated that I WASN'T going to do those things BECAUSE they are illegal. What have I done wrong?

Her: Just wait

Me: For you to respond?
Or is that an oath of revenge?

Her: I don't understand why you wrote all that?

Me: I'm sorry. I was just being HONEST. Don't hate me for being and H-Hole!

Her: Why couldn't you tell me straight forward...Your not that cute .... lol you act as if your hot of sumthn....Actually that hot breathe of your and plaq on your teeth isn't attractive to me
You could of just told me starighyt out not have a disscuassion about me

NOTE: This was during the time when I was doing “The Stinky Teeth Project” for my website (the project was abandoned when I accidentally brushed my teeth out of habit only 2 weeks in).

Me: I wasn't sure if that was a good idea. I went to seek advice from my friends.

Her: lol....All you have is internet friends. lol that pathetic .....I love readding what I wrote on here

Me: Oh, and I have and ICQ history, silly. You specifically stated MANY times that I was cute after viewing my pics. Or were you not being honest ALSO?

Her: lol....I was being nice..lol.....It's all good though..I'm not desprete ..lol....BTW I WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!EVER... I'm afriad of choking on some Plauqe on your teeth

Me: LOL, I didn't know sex would require putting my teeth in your mouth! Kinky!

And not all my friends are on the internet. And not all the people in that forum are my friends. It's just a place to discuss things.

So talking about it WOULDN'T have helped, and you lied just like I did. Thanks for proving my points.

Her: I guess to bad you don't have enough balls to tell me in the first place...

Me: What would you have said? "I WILL NEVER SEX0R J00!"

Her: why would i have sex with you?

Me: So I was right in not asking. Thanx again for proving my point!

Her: I'm not going to lower my self to your level

Me: What is "my level", anyway? Publically calling myself a jerk and throwing myself on the mercy of court?

You're right... please don't start seeing yourself for who you are! That would be a shocker! Don't LOWER yourself! PLEASE!

Her: whats the page again

Me: < http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum10/HTML/000141.html >

Her: Seing my self for who I am?

Me: That's MY level. Being who I am. Don't try this at home!
Do you think everything is about YOU? I just finished describing giving myself an enema to those same people! What do you think YOU mean to them?

Now to respond... (man is this a WAIST of time! )

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 08, 2001 at 08:06 PM

quote:

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Originally posted by The MOM:
By the way slander is punishable by law.

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Hello? I said I WASN'T going to do it! I thought about it for a day, and then said, "No, that's wrong!"

quote:

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Originally posted by The MOM:
I've only been married three times since "The Girl" was born, and you'd divorce them too. My values are just high and I don't accept casual sex.

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Actually, I wouldn't have divorced them... I WOULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN FUCKED-UP HUSBANDS IN THE FIRST PALCE!! Too bad your values can't keep you from entirely fucking your daughter's brain! Bringing such "divorcable" men in to the house over and over... 'tis a shame, really.

quote:

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Originally posted by The MOM:
BTW I'm a college graduate and make more money then alot of men staying at home taking care of the important things in life...like people.

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Then why don't you use some of that money and move out of that hell-hole?

quote:

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Originally posted by The MOM:
I wish you the best Jeep and proud to say that I'm glad she didn't give up "the poon" to you....Damn what would my grandkids look like ????

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So you're not proud of HER? You're just proud, "to say that." Just keep on saying that then if it makes you feel better. It's not like she even had a chance to turn me down, cause I never asked.

Oh, and during your wonderful education, did you ever come across the term, "birth-control?"

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 08, 2001 at 08:09 PM

quote:

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Originally posted by The Girl:
By the way slander is punishable by law.

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while technically true, the chances of actually getting in trouble for it are incredibly slim, because what constitutes slander by law is very very narrowly defined. basically PG isnt getting in trouble for this.

quote:

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Originally posted by The Girl:
He talks about my family ...then why is his parents still married but lives on 2 different sides of a country?

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First of all, they live in the same HOUSE. Second of all, they've never lived more than 2 states appart because of JOBS. Last, my parents ARE screwed up. But at least I've gotten some therapy...

quote:

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Originally posted by The Girl:
Why the hell would a MAN live with his grandparents

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Sorry... I forgot that only WOMEN are alowed to mooch... heh...

What's that supposed to mean anyway? Did you ever consider that I might be using my youth to help them in their eldarly lives?

quote:

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Originally posted by The Girl:
why can't he get a good job instead of scrubbing toilets to move out ....

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I can, but I LIKE my job! And scrubbing toilets only makes up 30 minutes of my 8 hour day. Besides, it's บ.50 an hour! And I could move out, but I'm saving my money for...

quote:

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Originally posted by The Girl:
When do you plan on going to College?? So you can get a good job so maybe fix those teeth of yours?

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... COLLEGE. I was just accepted to < Digi Pen > in Redmond, WA. And I'm already straitening my teeth with the insurance benifits from my current job. (let "The Stinky Teeth Project" AGAIN be noted here)

quote:

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Originally posted by The Girl:
I think 90\% of them are made out of plastic or filled with air.......

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ROFL... Ok, that one was good!

But, honestly, I've never owned an sex toy.

EDIT: Frudian Slip...

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 08, 2001 at 08:46 PM

1) I missundertood her dislike of Tom Leykis and she thinks he's funny but doesn't agree with him. This I can deal with, but before she DID say, "I HATE HIM."

2) The messing with my CD thing was exagerated. It isn't like she actually caused any damage, it was just the principle of disrespect for my property.

3) I'm sorry for offending anyone, because that wasn't my intention. I simply wanted some advice for making some difficult dissitions. All is forgotten and forgived and appologized for...

Ok, I'm done now... I didn't expect this to go so over-the-top!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

and who cares what he wuz thinking! guyz are usually.... well, we're sick minded!
ok? we can't help it! thats our lifestyle! sex sex sex sex! thats mostly all we think about! if ur over this guy then go out and find sum1 else! and......

damn, PG just posted sumthing new..

CRAP! thnx alot.... ah crap..

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

By the way PG, the South Park movie fucking sucked ASS!!!!!!

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

and i agree with the others, getting her mother to post in the forum is fucking stupid. go on sue me too please oh please, you fat slobbery bitch, "have fun in jail" hhahahaha nice one

serisouly there are some stupid people in this world, thanks for enlightening up to 2 of them pg

and OH NO she posted his phone number! the only reason i would ring him (if it wasnt an overseas call) would be to CONGRATULATE him on getting a stupid, ignorant bitch out of his life

hahah slander i'm still laughing

Have fun in jail ... hahahahhahahahahah

Read the thread, "The Girl". He says he has no interest in you but may stick around for some sex0r, but feels bad. He asks us for advice, we say no, you'd be a jerk. So he backs down. Can't you read?

Oh, I'm sorry, you can't get to school cos Yo Mommas So Fat She Blocks Out The Doorway.(tm)

Go PersonGuy!

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

silver

AND NO! I DO NOT SOUND LIKE BEAVIS! although i can do a sweet impression.. or used to..

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"You would be a good lawyer"
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edit- aww she deprived us of her mom's scolding.
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This message has been edited by melk0r on April 09, 2001 at 06:12 PM

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

If someone had written something like that to me, I couldn't possibly take it seriously. Much like an admissions person at a university wouldn't accept a handwritten essay with miserable grammar and spelling with an application.

As for "The Girl", she seems rather upset and maybe a tad desperate or something like that since she removed her previous posts and replaced one or two of them with new content.

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quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
PersonFag ... u want her so bad

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Well that's a bit contradictory...

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
The only reason ur picking on this girl...

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Since when was I picking on her?

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
BTW since ur resume SEEMS to be so nice why the fiznuck do u work at the janitorial?...

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1) I like my job.
2) I have no colledge education, and word of mouth experience means very little in this world.
3) I've only recently turned 18 (it's almost impossible to get a high tech job younger than that).

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
And as to all that shiznit u said about doing her in ur truck...PHUK-U!!! Id mess u up big time if u did that too her.

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TOO her? Sex is a mutual agreement, and I decided to not leave that desision ONLY up to me ALREADY.

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
Just the fact that u created this forum proves how much of a tool u are.

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I insult myself in the title or it, tardo.

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
From what I hear, ur teeth are sooooo kicked ud need to kill a girl b4 she'd be willing to have sex with u.

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Let "The Stinky Teeth Project" AGAIN AGAIN be noted here.

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
and like ur resume says "HARDCORE GAMER", that basically means "HARDCORE LOSER!!".

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ROFL What does the TripleB stand for? BigButtedBitch? BurleyBanteringBum?

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
As to clowning on her for her 1 BF, id like to know how many uve had-rosy palm and her 5 friends dont count either.

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Can anyone diagram that sentece for me? I don't even undertand WHAT that's supposed to mean... but I wasn't using her 1 boyfriend as some sort of a retarted insult. I was simply giving her backstory so people could give me logical and informed advice.

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
If i were u id end this forum now b4 anything "abnormal" happens.

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/shakes head
/eats banana

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT U ARE NEVER GONNA GET LAID IF U KEEP TREATING GIRLS THE WAY U DO.

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I'm sorry if I remained open minded and tried to keep a promise with someone who is ugly and missmatched to my personality. I'm sorry that I changed my sleeping schedual JUST to drive her to Seatle, so we could walk on retard street for 5 minutes. I'm sorry if I missed an episode of Love Line in respect for her rambling. I'm sorry I paid for half of her family to eat at Taco Bell when I had the smallest meal. I'm SUCH a horrible horrible guy, and I'm sorry.

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
AND IF I EVER MEET ONE THAT U TREAT LIKE THAT THAN U CAN BE GAURANTEED SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN.

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*dun dun dun... the plot thickens...*
SOMETHING ... WILL HAPPEN!

-cut to 2 years from now-

FutureCr0bar: WHAT HAPPEN?
FuturePG: SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB.
FutureCr0bar: WHAT YOU SAY.

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-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 09, 2001 at 09:10 PM

[edit]...or her skanky mom.

Hey PG, why don't you post HER phone number.[/edit]
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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on April 09, 2001 at 09:02 PM

quote:

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Originally posted by Observer:
Using AOL chat room shorthand (like 'u' and 'ur' for 'you' and 'you are') is certainly not going to get anywhere

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/me wipes tear

so true, so true.

and PG, you could always do what i did. make a death threat (actually, i didnt do that intentionally), and then maybe shell be too scared of you to bother you.

No, I won't do that... it's just not right...
This was never meant to t be a personal attack on her and I wouldn't feel right about it. That's why I didn't post her name OR her picture.

And, BTW, my # has ALWAYS been listed in my ICQ profile anyway... I don't care if people want to call me...

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

quote:

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Originally posted by The Girl:

Are we friends or are we not?
you told me once but i forgot.
So tell me now & tell me true,
so I can say..."I'm here for you."
Of all the friends I've met,
you're the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'II go to heaven and wait for you

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We're not friends you silly chick.
It may be true that I'm a prick.
So shut up now you little brat,
fo i gots ta bustya witcha cricket bat.
Of of the threads that I've started,
This one's gone the most retarted.
And if I yeild before you do,
Eat your cake and your dick steak too.

I AM A MASTER POET! BOW BEFORE ME!!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:I'm sorry if I remained open minded and tried to keep a promise with someone who is ugly and missmatched to my personality.

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quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:Sex is a mutual agreement.

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quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
1) I like my job.
2) I have no colledge education, and word of mouth experience means very little in this world.
3) I've only recently turned 18 (it's almost impossible to get a high tech job younger than that).

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quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
I was just accepted to Digi Pen in Redmond, WA.

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Thou of thy self thy sweet self dost deceive,
Then how when nature calls thee to be gone,
What acceptable audit canst thou leave?

...Ill let you retards try and figure that out.

quote:

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why should i bother to spell everything out for a bunch of retards who wont understand what im saying either way.

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Wow.

Just to let you know, probably about half of us on this forum are college students or college graduates. And if you want to get your argument across, I suggest you do not directly and bluntly insult your audience. Then again I don't think you had a valid argument to begin with.

/me shakes head
/me eats hamentosh

"Knowing so much about Jeep"??? Anyone who takes the time to read through all of his posts could do that.

If some random person came up to me and started insulting me, I would just ignore him/her. I would have no reason to take it seriously.

Now if someone like Jim had made those comments, I think we all can agree that they would have made a little more sense and that they would carry more weight since he is quite well-known around here.

I don't see any reason here why PG has to even defend himself, but as for PG ripping into his (her??) arguments, I think Mills Lane said it best, "Let's get it on."

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quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
if this is really how u feel about her then ur pretty fiznucking desperate to have sex. ... How gay.

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?!?!?!?

/me bows
/me shakes head
/me eats banana

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
u seem to lack almost every type of social skill on earth.

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I've been anti-social for most of my life, and I admit to being deprived of social interaction. That'll get better with time.

quote:

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Originally posted by TripleB:
Now if u consider buying a girl taco bell a real caring thing to do then that just backups my theory on u even more.

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WRONGO! I was insulting her mother with the comment. Her mother who makes, "more than most men." I payed half and THE GIRL payed half for her mom, her mom's boyfriend, and her sister (who btw, kept hitting on me... what a freak...). And I don't consider it a CARING thing, but I was short on money at the time and it was NICE of me to do.

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Originally posted by TripleB:
ur pretty fiznucking desperate to have sex.

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Yah... heh. But considering how desparate I am, she's pretty fiznucking ugly if I decided just to avoid her!

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Originally posted by TripleB:
...especially when you get the girl drunk and stoned right?[/B]

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... I give up... I can't rationalize with irrational people... Why do I even try?

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Originally posted by TripleB:
why should i bother to spell everything out for a bunch of retards who wont understand what im saying either way.

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First of all, I happen to be a National Merit Finalist who is going to college for free next fall on an academic scholarship. With a 780 verbal on the SAT and a 5 (max) on the AP Language test (I'm taking AP Lit this year), I should think I know what you're trying to convey. (Incedentally, that's a question -- not a statement -- and should be followed with a question mark -- not a period.)
The fact that we disagree with you on PG's behavior is largely due to the fact that we know whom we're talking about.

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This forum that uve started here about a girl that you seem so infatuated with symbolizes how much of a sleezeball you are, PERSONGUY.

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Again, I must disagree. He was seeking advice on the subject. He was being honest about his thoughts and feelings so that he would get honest advice.
That's not what you have the problem with, though -- is it. (Not a question.) You take offense at the use of these forums as a sounding board. I admit: I've only known the guy for a few months; however, I know him well enough to be sure that he wouldn't do that to a girl, no matter how little he respects her (for good reason, especially if she put you up to this).

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My name is simply a nick btw, wtf does personguy mean, u seem to lack almost every type of social skill on earth.

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His name is simply a "nick," too. I've got a "nick" -- Prometheus. I haven't seen too many people on here without one. What does that have to do with social skills? Nothing, I'd imagine. So why are they in the same (run-on) sentence?

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Now if u consider buying a girl taco bell a real caring thing to do then that just backups my theory on u even more.

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He didn't say it was a caring thing to do. Why would he do something caring for a girl he doesn't care about? And which theory is that? The only one that you haven't jumped to yet is that this thread will stop the second that people like you cease forcing people like me (no matter how illiterate we are) to attempt to shut you up.

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its amazing how often u frequent this forum . . . u must really need some help in life.

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Besides the obvious hypocrisy of this statement, I believe it has been mentioned that he did in fact, start this thread for help in life.

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...especially when you get the girl drunk and stoned right?

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I don't think he was being too serious when he said that. Didn't he say that he decided against it? In fact, he specifically told you that he had. And you accuse me of not understanding you??

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3) I was doing stuff for Microsoft since the end of my 17th birthday. Strange.

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If cleaning toilets doesn't count for him, why should it for you?

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...Ill let you retards try and figure that out.

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I think you're referring to the excerpt here, but it occurs to me that it's just as hard to make sense of your rambling postings.
And then you have the nerve to call us retards.

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

This message has been edited by Prometheus on April 10, 2001 at 09:59 PM

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That's not what you have the problem with, though -- is it. (Not a question.)

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actually I think that does constitute as a question.

but anyway nice retort. too bad he/she will probably never read it.

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
if I was doing her I'd be more satisfied

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
she's pretty fiznucking ugly if I decided just to avoid her

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Which of the two is it? PersonFag, you contradict yourself WAYYYY too much.

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
The fact that we disagree with you on PG's behavior is largely due to the fact that we know whom we're talking about.

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As to the rest of your comments, I'm not gonna even bother. You are an idiot.

*walks away muttering about how pathetic some people are*

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< Neat Shit >

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You are an idiot.

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What a comeback. I must admit that I'm confused on account of the smiley... what is that doing there?

I forgot something, too. Isn't slander the term used for the spoken word? I believe the proper term we should be using here is libel. And after people in your camp brought that up, I'm surprised to see you resort to name-calling . . . .

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

This message has been edited by Prometheus on April 11, 2001 at 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by askheaves:
Mom?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
damn askheaves... that is funny shit..
hahah,
i've had enuff of this tripleB bitch, shes as bad as the other bitches at my skool! some ppl REALLY piss me off sumtimes.. like this stupid chick who wants the window closed when its 400 degrees inside!!
/me gets pissed off
/me scratches ass
/me eats banana peel
/me goes back to looking at pr0n

siver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 11, 2001 at 11:10 PM

*click* *creek*

Hello? It's... YOU!

<???>NYAHAHA!</???>

*POW*

SHIT! THAT HURTS! ... NOOOOOOOOOO... *POW* *THUD*

<???>You're comming with me...</???>

*slam*

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

/bows
/returns to writing half-assed history paper

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<º(((><

you've got what, three posts, and you think it's up to you to start insulting people who regularly post on this forum?

go HOME with your stank self.

if personguy wants to get his dick wet, it's entirely possible for him to just close his eyes and picture sarah michelle gellar...

but really, let's get back to the fact that you are NEW HERE and you have the nerve to sit around and attempt to insult a regular. note how i said 'attempt'... it fell far short of an actual insult.

sit down, shut up, and start *earning* your right to talk smack, bitch.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

-a fan
P.S. don't let it go to your head.

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Become a Human not a religion

You have been working for WHAT COMPANY since you were 17?

MICROSOFT? That being the one and only Micro$haft, the one that brings us MS winblows and the very essence of bloatware? The same one that makes a certification that is worthless?

/goes into fils of laughter

L4m0r...

or..
well since you seem to have less sense than a l4m0r, or even your average peice of feces, I'd stoop so "low" as to call you... well You are so low I can't even find a name..

oh wel my Ũ.02

That and TripleB hasn't responded in a long time either.

Hmmm..........

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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street

as for silver:

"BAD COPS BAD COPS
WATCHA GONNA DO,
WATCHA GONNA DO-
WHEN THE BLAMES ON YOU"

ehehe...

dammmmmn seriously wheres the man who fucking owns all of you?

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

*looks nervous*
errr.. yeah, thats right! he's out sumwhere.. i think he went to Starbuck's and never came back...!

*a bead of sweat drops from nose onto lap*
I SWEAR I DIDN'T ABDUCT HIM! I SWEAR IT!

*police officer knocks on door*
OH SHYT! THE FEDS!
*tries to run, but trips on chair*
AHHH--NOOOOO!!!

*COPS's theme plays*
I DIDN'T DO -bleep-! -bleep- YOU GUYZ, I DIDN'T -bleep-ING DO IT!

*credits role*

silver

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"You would be a good lawyer"
-Fortune Cookie

Anyways... I'M BACK! Big Story comming soon to the classroom forum!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >