Forum: Sex Topic: FREE COUPONS!!! Just Print And Redeem! started by: syf Posted by syf on Nov. 23 2001,20:09
![]() Posted by blanalex on Nov. 23 2001,20:21
Ladies and gentlemen, i am proud to announce that we have reached an all-time low.
Posted by syf on Nov. 23 2001,21:15
so long as we're in the sex forum...every time I look at your goddamned name I can't help but see 'anal' in the middle. Did you do that intentionally, or do you just do anal? Posted by Spydir on Nov. 23 2001,21:37
which speaks louder? The fact that his name happens to contain it, or that it's the only thing you notice?------------------ Posted by syf on Nov. 23 2001,23:06
...or, lastly, could it be your blatantly homophobic attempts to mark me as being gay?
Posted by Spydir on Nov. 23 2001,23:21
what's that? sshh! quiet...I think I just heard hipocracy at it's finest. ------------------ Posted by syf on Nov. 23 2001,23:56
It's amazing how, when someone has no arguement whatsoever, they turn to basic insulting like, "hypocrite!". Now tell me I'm responsible for the hole in the ozone layer, spydir-man.
Posted by chmod on Nov. 24 2001,00:18
quote: So he's not allowed to use name-calling, but you're allowed to make entire threads solely dedicated to the purpose of displaying your lame pics in an attempt to flame people such as CK, when it's completely unwarranted. There's that hypocrisy thing again... Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 24 2001,00:23
Hey guys, I promise I will stop posting useless crap.
Posted by miNus on Nov. 24 2001,00:24
^^^ Broke his promise. J/K ![]() Actually I'm in the process of making a syf flaming pic, but I just HAD to get that in there... so stay tuned for later posts. This message has been edited by miNus on November 24, 2001 at 07:24 PM Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 24 2001,00:24
what? me claim that I will stop posting useless crap? Highly dubious!
Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 24 2001,00:25
dammit minus you posted in the middle of my triple post.oh btw, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR poSTING CRAP! ONLY I MAY POST USELESS CRAP (and maybe personguy) Posted by miNus on Nov. 24 2001,02:41
Researching my History paper on Hitler, I came across this picture. Noticing the little blip at the bottom of the photograph, I took it to my friend who has some image restoration software. What we found was... very strange. Look for yourself. Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 24 2001,04:09
heheh... burn.but really. i mean, why do you have to act like such an asshole, syf? Posted by syf on Nov. 24 2001,04:18
Wow, minus! you've bested me at my own game. I don't know what to say. Oh wait, yes I do! Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 24 2001,04:22
*sigh*![]() Posted by syf on Nov. 24 2001,04:34
-5 points. You already posted that one. to answer your question, though: because it's fun! and you might not realize it (and indeed don't), but there's a lot of inside joke that goes on between myself, snark, dealer, cr0bar, and mattimeo that has things to do with this stuff. Now, to follow through...be a doll and kiss my ass!This message has been edited by syf on November 24, 2001 at 11:37 PM Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 24 2001,04:41
-5 points? bah. i can use that one as much as i want. you know why? because its fucking true. this thread has indeed been hijacked by faggots (mainly you).taht BadDudes thing is just a funny reference Posted by miNus on Nov. 24 2001,04:57
![]() Posted by syf on Nov. 24 2001,06:15
quote: I STARTED THE THREAD, PASTYDICK! Minus: weak as fuck. If you're going to do a parody image, at least inf your own image. There you've used one of MY parody pictures, an old picture of ME, and a bunch of KK donuts - even I have already used those (see cowboyneal). Get a life -- and if you can't find that, get some originality. Oops! Judging by the image above, it appears you're local grocer is fresh out of that too. blanalex: 10 points for you! that's what I call taking it like a motherfucking CHAMPION. rock on. Posted by aventari on Nov. 24 2001,07:22
quote: syphon-- a word to the wise.. BLATANTLY ripping off SA pics will get a mudhole stomped in your ass by HUNDREDS of SA-goons. Now I suggest you cease blantant plagerism or bend over. ------------------ Posted by RenegadeSnark on Nov. 24 2001,09:37
![]() Posted by miNus on Nov. 24 2001,12:32
Aaaaah! Nooooo! Star Trek humor! Unnnghhhhh...syf - It's on Oh yes, by the way... it was intentional. Well, half intentional. It was 3 am. Dun'na fret. The next one will be better. This message has been edited by miNus on November 25, 2001 at 08:46 AM Posted by syf on Nov. 24 2001,13:28
AVENTARI -- nice try, it's not an SA pic. A site I work on had the fullsize original of that photo submitted -- it's enormous, not web sized at all. So it's definitely not an SA picture.Also, a question: why does everyone take this thread a joke? I started it in complete seriousness. This message has been edited by syf on November 25, 2001 at 02:24 PM Posted by blanalex on Nov. 24 2001,17:01
quote: sorry if my answer is a bit late, since my reply caused most of the reply on this thread. my name is my old login name at college, which was derived from my real name: Alexandre Blanchette you are the first to point out that my nickname contains the word 'anal', but it sounds so childish... in fact you remind me of Beavis & Butthead: "Hey Beavis, he said 'anal'. Hehe hehe hehe." As your claim concerning my sexual orientation, my opinion is that it is none of your business. However if you really want to know, i'm heterosexual. I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, my best friend is an homosexual and he has a boyfriend. I just have nightmares when the mental image of them having sex cross my mind. On the other hand, i dream of seeing homosexual females engaging sex, but that's another story. My general policy about homosexuality is that it is not my thing, but i don't mind if others are, as long as it doesn't disturb me too much. And about you calling me something personal wasn't called here. I was making a comment about your post and not about your person, altough i'm thinking more and more that you are a jackass, doing personal attacks like this. ------------------ This message has been edited by blanalex on November 25, 2001 at 12:02 AM Posted by afropik on Nov. 24 2001,17:06
quote: cr0: syf0n, I fucking hate you Posted by syf on Nov. 24 2001,17:40
cr0, this man has been digging through your trillian logs.
Posted by Dysorderia on Nov. 24 2001,22:05
Maybe it is because you yourself are a joke, Syf?------------------ Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups. Posted by syf on Nov. 24 2001,23:23
So my parents tell me...
Posted by miNus on Nov. 25 2001,00:19
Well, I for one didn't take it as a joke.And I found out that syf0n's mom accepts all competitor's coupons. Posted by SLATE on Nov. 25 2001,00:22
minus, i think its time to put aside our differences for the greater good.Sieg heil! Posted by syf on Nov. 25 2001,01:25
quote: Yeah, she's really good about meeting competitor's prices. Sometimes she'll even do it for half of the competitor's price!
Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 25 2001,01:42
And here I thought they'd be usefull coupons, like "free condoms" or "one year subscription to Hustler." Sigh.------------------ Posted by syf on Nov. 25 2001,03:42
well come on, I mean how much more useful does it get than CHASE'S MOM?! I mean, she bends in practically any position, and she's great for parties!
Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 25 2001,14:23
quote: Stop that. Please. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but it ain't a good one... ------------------ Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 25 2001,23:54
im starting to think that slate is one of those closet-nazis.....
Posted by SLATE on Nov. 26 2001,00:46
quote: According to my German friend, that means Hail victory. Unless the translation isn't uhh translating properly, then I honestly don't see what the big deal is, although I'll respect your request. Posted by askheaves on Nov. 26 2001,01:42
Seig Heil means a hell of a lot more than the literal translation. It's the phrase that seperated Germany from the rest of the modern... tolerant world. Even 50 years later, it's pretty damaging. Use it sparingly in a global setting like this. It's not friendly.
Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,01:49
Same thing with a lot of phrases.Like to most of us, 'ghetto' means pretty much throwing something together without care for appearance. To LiNeY, a ghetto might be like the Jewish ghettos from WW2. To someone else it might mean an inner city neighborhood. You can't please everyone, but you can sure as hell try not to piss them off extensively ------------------ Just stop. -L33T_h4x0r_d00d < click here for n00b pr0n! > Posted by WillyPete on Nov. 26 2001,09:16
quote: From your own mouth (hands?) syf in spydir's thread in the classroom. < http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001551.html > quote: Like you did here huh?
quote: So don't blame us for what we say to you here.
quote: We don't. We blame your parents.
quote: Oooookay... Earth to syf? Sorry dude, I usually avoid flame wars. No-one wins, but everytime you voice anything on this forum, I smell pure shit in the air, and feel dumber for having read it. And while we're on the use of names here, were you aware that the name 'syf' is synonymous with 'syphilitic'? In a lot of countries, 'syf' is actually slang for something that's distasteful or dirty. ie: "Oh man, don't go eating dogshit. That's just syf!" Nice nick bro. This message has been edited by WillyPete on November 27, 2001 at 04:18 AM Posted by syf on Nov. 26 2001,09:29
it's not my nick -- my real nick is syf0n. However, seeing as it's still banned from the boards (< just taken from me, look at the email addy -- excellent for pwd retrieval >) I can't use it. I switched to 'syf' because it's what people in IRC use to address me (easier to type, I guess).Cool, though I don't really care. Now, I'm saying this ONE TIME for the record. 9/10 "flames" I make on this here intarnet billitin board are inside jokes. The "inside" would consist of the operators of this board and several other people, as I have mentioned before, so this happens to be a fairly convenient place for me to post them. From now on, it's obvious that I'll be needing to EXPLAIN MY JOKES. I think it's high time this thread got left for dead, because it's obvious most of you folks aren't too quick on the humor aspect. Hey, maybe that's because you're not on the "inside" -- as I'm sure someone will mention! But that would just lend itself to my point...interesting... OK...now...no one reply! Let it die quietly! and no, that's not an attempt to stop you from flaming me -- it's an attempt to stop everyone, including myself, from doing so much of it, as per spydir's request. This message has been edited by syf on November 27, 2001 at 10:38 AM Posted by WillyPete on Nov. 26 2001,09:54
Fine, a reasonable request and one I feel I can honour.Just please don't ask for the same thing a week from now when you feel you have to start a thread or post on one with another 'inside joke' that's bound to get noticed and flamed. Consider that perhaps 'inside jokes' are just that and keep them between you and whoever it is you share them with. Sharing them on such a public forum is not exactly sensible, is it? Posted by RenegadeSnark on Nov. 26 2001,11:36
Richard, change "CHASE" in your coupon to "JASON" and see what happens. See my point? The ONLY reason you're not banned in these forums again is that Jason hasn't seen you do anything wrong yet, but if you keep posting insults or other "syfhumor" in the public BB targeted at him or I, don't be all that surprised when attempting to load detonate results in a page full of gay porn. It's happened before, and I anticipate you're going to do something to piss off cr0 again, so it's going to happen again.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 26 2001,11:40
Bahaha! +10 for miNus...------------------ quote: Posted by syf on Nov. 26 2001,15:24
quote: Chase, are you under the impression that Jason doesn't make fun of you too? Reference "/points" for evidence. The bottom line is that I'm not making any low blows here, and there aren't any pictures of any of us as small children involved. The coupon above is a standard in the brand of humor we regularly practice in private directories, over the phone, or in bed with your mom. So don't try to condemn me for making something that more than one person in our circle has laughed at. Besides, I'm twisting your arm with completion of a forum skin! Hah! Really, come on. It's not like I made you out to be a starving child or something. And I certainly didn't 'hack' your VPN (you know those mad skillz and r00t kitz I got). Nor did I....uhm...yeah, that's it. CAAALLLMMMM DOOWWWNNN. I know you make fun of me too. I keep asking nicely, but no one listens: This thread needs to sink like a rock. So Chase...if it's that big a deal, use you 'uber god' status to delete it! I have nothing against it! I can't stand it when one-shot jokes turn into drawn out discussions. Kill this thread, it would be doing everyone a favor. This message has been edited by syf on November 27, 2001 at 10:40 AM Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 26 2001,16:00
It amuses me that you tell everyone to calm down.------------------ quote: Posted by RenegadeSnark on Nov. 26 2001,18:35
I'm not yelling at you, so don't get that impression. I'm just telling you that it's really unwise to do this sort of thing in the forums. First off, the joking that "we" do (I say "we" because as much as you'd like everyone to believe, you don't talk to Jason, you try to talk through people to Jason) is in a private medium.Are you trying to highten your self image by publically insulting (even if on a friendly level) one of us? Are you looking for acceptance? You're not likely to find it from these people. Heed my advice, or don't. It's not up to me to decide. ------------------ Oregon, n.: "Bring your own ham!" Posted by syf on Nov. 26 2001,19:18
Check your AIM windows.
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 26 2001,19:46
quote: hrm... id a thought that no one talks to you on irc at all... This message has been edited by Rhydant on November 27, 2001 at 02:46 PM Posted by SLATE on Nov. 27 2001,05:18
quote: I don't remember who said it first, but they were right. Your sig is too fucking long to go with such short posts. :P |