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Topic: Why can't chicks just use nair?
started by: SLATE

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 18 2001,00:10

Why don't chicks just nair "down there" and not have to worry about shaving? Perma-hair removal is the best way, I'd think. You wouldn't get that nasty itch!

Posted by chmod on Nov. 18 2001,00:22

Or how about that epil-stop spray, as seen on TV?

I Can't Believe it's not Shaved! (tm)

This message has been edited by chmod on November 18, 2001 at 07:23 PM

Posted by afropik on Nov. 18 2001,00:23

Yeah, what's a little itch when you can have searing genitals?

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 18 2001,00:29

Nair is messy and smells skanky. And the hair grows back after a while. But it's not too bad. Why don't guys just use nair on their face for that soft as a baby's butt feel?

Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 18 2001,02:00

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Why don't guys just use nair on their face for that soft as a baby's butt feel?

I happen to like my Mach 3, thank you very much! Besides, what if i decide to get a little stubble now and then? It makes me look older, who knows I might even get served at a bar if I did.

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Posted by Wiley on Nov. 18 2001,02:16

Nair is not good for the delicate skin of the punanny, it can burn. And if your lady has a burning crotch you can bet your ass your not going to get any ..well, um ...ass.
If some daring fem wants to try the epil-stop & spay and get back to me on the results I can spare the pain of waxing for a few of my close friends. Until then I will encourage them to keep tearing out their pesky follicles to achieve that smooth “like butta” feel. I know it’s a sacrifice, but it is truly appreciated. And sometimes appreciated again the next morning.

Posted by Observer on Nov. 18 2001,07:08

On the side of regular Nair, it explicitly says that it is not to be used on the genital regions. Though I have heard that the cocoa butter variety is just fine.

Besides, if a girl used that epil-stop, she would miss out on the fun of getting turned on while shaving.

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Posted by Observer on Nov. 18 2001,07:10

quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
If some daring fem wants to try the epil-stop & spay...

Another great Freudian slip! Possibly hinting at what the consequences of using there would be?

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 18 2001,09:24

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Another great Freudian slip! Possibly hinting at what the consequences of using there would be?

hahahahahahah

Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 18 2001,16:07

Well, I don't know Nair but I guess you guys just mean the US version of good old Veet lotion.

First of all... That would take about 3 times as long as shaving. Secondly, it's more expensive than a razor. Thirdly, I personally wouldn't let that stuff touch my skin in that area... Observer's right, it isn't entirely good there. Fourthly, shaving in the shower is fun. And then, I personally have way more control over my razor than over Nair.

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 18 2001,18:17

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Another great Freudian slip! Possibly hinting at what the consequences of using there would be?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!! AHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh GOD! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

::Can't.... stop.... laughing::

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 18 2001,18:23

Shaving is just...

Nair gets burny unless you use the cocoa butter kind and even then it takes forever to do it, and it's hard to get it in ALL the areas.

Then there's that whole sitting funny in a chair for a while thing and the expense...

Shaving is easier. Less hassle.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 18 2001,19:02

i really dont get that joke...

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 18 2001,19:10

which one?

Posted by Wiley on Nov. 18 2001,22:42

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Another great Freudian slip! Possibly hinting at what the consequences of using there would be?

Hehe ...good catch there. 2 points for Observer.

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 22 2001,16:41

^^ that joke. i dont get it. wtf is a "Freudian slip"?!

Posted by Observer on Nov. 22 2001,22:56

Go back and reread my post. Note how I italicize his typo. He meant to type "spray." Spaying is the procedure to sterilize females.

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by miNus on Nov. 23 2001,05:06

Where you mean to say one thing, but end up saying another. "It's a tit nipply outside", when talking to a girl. You get the idea?

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 24 2001,04:11

ooooooooooooooooooh.
now i get it. d'oh!

Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 24 2001,04:15

Wow the kids learn something new everyday!!

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Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 25 2001,02:34

this forum is better than school

Posted by Wiley on Nov. 25 2001,13:26

Now I'm glad I didn't edit the original post ..the rest of this thread would have made no damn sense to anybody.

BTW ..did any brave lady try the epil-stop-and-SPRAY? I'm looking for a way to end the โ a month / pain of waxing for my gf. I'd have her try, but if anything were to go wrong I know I wouldn't see the putty for a very long time. And that is an unacceptable risk.

Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 25 2001,14:43

quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
Now I'm glad I didn't edit the original post ..the rest of this thread would have made no damn sense to anybody.
BTW ..did any brave lady try the epil-stop-and-SPRAY? I'm looking for a way to end the โ a month / pain of waxing for my gf. I'd have her try, but if anything were to go wrong I know I wouldn't see the putty for a very long time. And that is an unacceptable risk.

All you have to do is get some softskin sensitive shave gel and a Gillete Mach 3. Shave in downward motions and she shouldnt have too much itching.

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 25 2001,15:34

*skritch ... skritch ... scratch*

Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 25 2001,16:06

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
*skritch ... skritch ... scratch*

you skritch ... skritch ... scratch a little
me lick ... lickity ... lick a lot!!

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by Wiley on Nov. 25 2001,19:55

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
All you have to do is get some softskin sensitive shave gel and a Gillete Mach 3. Shave in downward motions and she shouldnt have too much itching.

Yeah, but then it is prickly two days later. Waxing stays soft and smooth for a week or two. You can't beat it. Unless you laser it off. I had a friend who did that, it worked out pretty nice.

Nikita ..need any help with that itch?
Oh never mind ..Viva La Resistance!!

Posted by kuru on Nov. 25 2001,20:14

quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
Yeah, but then it is prickly two days later. Waxing stays soft and smooth for a week or two. ...

Shaving every day. I'm gonna play with it anyway, I might as well do somethin really useful while I'm down there. No pricklies.

Besides, I can't possibly EVER stand to let it grow long enough that it can be waxed. YUCK.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Wiley on Nov. 25 2001,22:48

Whatever works ...as long as my tongue doesn't get pricked. I mean hell, I gotta shave my face everyday and it aint even fun to play with after

Posted by afropik on Nov. 25 2001,23:03

quote:
I'm gonna play with it anyway, I might as well do somethin really useful while I'm down there. No pricklies.

I think the proper responce would be "fap fap fap."

This message has been edited by afropik on November 26, 2001 at 09:40 PM

Posted by askheaves on Nov. 26 2001,01:51

I'm a fan of shaving/waxing/spraying whatever down there, but i like a little bush above it. It makes me not feel like i'm going down on a 12 year old with stuble. It's all up to personal preference, I guess. That's why I shave down below and trim up above. I feel weird being all nekid. It's OK once in a while, but permanently, it's kind of weird. Plus, the dual action show's more care of one's self.

Did anybody happen to listen to loveline last night (Nov 25)? They talked about some dude shaving with a Mach-3 (my brand of choice) and they beraded him for it. Said it wasn't natural. Well, I like my hairless balls, thank you very much.

Edit: spelling and freud. dangerous mix. Anybody see the ad for the Epilady Classic Bitch?

This message has been edited by askheaves on November 26, 2001 at 08:52 PM

Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,02:00

I did it.

Once.

I'm too lazy to shave my face every day, never mind my ball sac. Itched for a week as it grew back in, haven't shaved it since.

Until they come up with some kind of "magic ball hair removing/stamina enhancing cream" then I'll keep my hairy balls thank you.

Unless some chick wants to give me a reason to shave, then I will

Posted by mqa on Nov. 26 2001,04:25

the interesting thing about pubic hair is that its main purpose is to help in the dispersal of pheremones. you would think this would aid in attraction, yet we go to all these extremes to get rid of it....

Posted by Vigilante on Nov. 26 2001,10:41

Pheromones have been rendered obsolete by alcohol.

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Nov. 26 2001,11:43

quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
Pheromones have been rendered obsolete by alcohol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WINNER!

Posted by Wiley on Nov. 26 2001,12:03

quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
Pheromones have been rendered obsolete by alcohol.

Haha!!
This thread just reminded me of a pic I remember seeing. This girl had this tattoo of a lawnmower shaving her bush, with the hair missing from the part where the mower had already been. It was pretty damn funny, I'll see if I can find it somewhere and put a link to it.

Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 26 2001,13:05

quote:
Originally posted by mqa:
the interesting thing about pubic hair is that its main purpose is to help in the dispersal of pheremones. you would think this would aid in attraction, yet we go to all these extremes to get rid of it....

Then again there isnt too much attraction from a big bush + stinky booty. Ughhh, talk about gorilla in the mist...

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by zeus on Nov. 26 2001,18:49

What's wrong with a little hair on the prize ?

Posted by zeus on Nov. 26 2001,18:51

What's wrong with a little hair on the prize ?

Posted by zeus on Nov. 26 2001,18:53

What's wrong with a little hair on the prize ?

Posted by zeus on Nov. 26 2001,18:54

What's wrong with a little hair on the prize ?

Posted by Observer on Nov. 26 2001,20:02

only that you felt you had to post it FOUR TIMES to get your point across.

No blaming it on the browser this time.

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by The_Stomper on Nov. 27 2001,00:29

*looks at n00b's postings*
*looks at n00b's post count*

PLEASE don't tell me those 5 posts are all the same ...

*looks at next page*

Whew.

A shaved pussy is one that gets licked well and often by my rules.

Posted by miNus on Nov. 27 2001,01:01

I feel this thread has been prematurely moved on to a second page.

It just isn't right

Posted by kuru on Nov. 27 2001,08:23

/me bitchslaps the n00b.

So anyway, back to the hair issue.

Nobody has ever compared me to a 12 year old... well, at least they never had.

I used to leave a little patch, but then I decided that I didn't like feeling *any* hair there. There's nothing remotely '12 years old' about my puss, and I do everything I can to avoid stubble.

On guys, I'm really quite happy if it's short enough that I don't get hair in my throat, and if there's a bush on the balls, they better not expect any testicle friendly action. It's not a big deal if they shave completely bare, since by the time I'd be seeing that, I've already figured out they're not little kids.

Side note, I know one guy who claims the Mach 3 gives him razor burn. I keep telling him to stop using dull blades, but he seems to think that one blade that came with it should last forever.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 27 2001,09:13

quote:
Originally posted by zeus:
What's wrong with a little hair on the prize ?

Go kill yourself. Now.

Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 28 2001,05:35

This message has been edited by LiNeY on November 28, 2001 at 12:41 PM

Posted by directhex on Dec. 21 2001,20:34

gak!

hairs in throat!

--directhex

Posted by portrman on Dec. 24 2001,08:06

I started shaving down there last year and haven't stopped since. Seriously guys, it's well worth it. And unless you go quickly you won't hurt yourself. I haven't ever cut myself down there.

Posted by Rshias on Dec. 24 2001,09:51

Once you do nick yourself, it bleeds forever. Usually, it looks 100x worse than it is, but doesn't hurt too bad. Typical razor cut.

Speaking from experience, NAIR shouldn't even be in the same room as your genitals. There are a few other hair removal products that work quite well if you aren't into shaving every day. They can be used anywhere, and basically just slow the growth rate of hair, and lessen it's thickness. With continued use, the hair eventually just grows back as a very fine peach fuzz. This lasts for a good while.

For the life of me, I can't recall what the name of that spray was, but the effects turned out pretty good. I picked it up at a gym that sold it primarily for bodybuilders. Pretty sure it was about $30 a spray-bottle.

Posted by Hellraiser on Dec. 24 2001,14:05

hah, bodybuilder's with peach fuzz! Now I have heard everything!!!!!!!!

/me dies laughing

Posted by richard on Dec. 24 2001,20:14

This whole thread makes me uncomfortable. No knives, razors, or any other type of blade comes within a two foot radius of my dick.

Posted by directhex on Dec. 24 2001,20:33

bah. my girlfriend has refused to shave there after giving herself a permanent scar on her ankle when shaving legs.

--directhex

Posted by Wiley on Dec. 24 2001,21:08

Quote (directhex @ Dec. 24 2001,20:33)

bah. my girlfriend has refused to shave there after giving herself a permanent scar on her ankle when shaving legs.

--directhex

Ok..here's what you do. Set up a day at your local spa for her as a Birthday/Christmas/Leap Year suprise. Pay for a massage, facial, and mud-bath all upfront (painful I know) and also pay for a Brazillian waxing for her. She'll tell you that she's not into the waxing thing and she's afraid it will hurt. Go along with her and say she can use the money that has already been paid for something else. (Now this is the good part) Once she's there at the spa, the spa girls will talk her into it for you. (it doesn't sound like a bad idea coming from other women for whatever reason). Then she comes home all smooth for you. The downside is it's about $30-$50 a month to keep her this way. Well worth it in my opinion.

Posted by directhex on Dec. 24 2001,22:25

lol.

she's alrerady said she'd be up for having it done professionally. the difficulty comes in finding that particular service from a reputable place in southampton, england...

--directhex

Posted by erosomniac on Dec. 25 2001,09:25

I don't suppose anyone else considers shaved girls disgusting? I don't know about you, but I like having sex with a woman, not some pre-pubescent grade-schooler.

on that note, i'm leaving.

Posted by LiNeY on Dec. 25 2001,13:13

Quote (directhex @ Dec. 24 2001,22:25)

the difficulty comes in finding that particular service from a reputable place in southampton, england...

--directhex

Is it just my impression or is shaving "down there" not quite common in Europe? I think around here, it's considered unusual or even immoral (like "that's something only strippers do"). So I guess there are not too many places in Southampton that do it...

Posted by Wiley on Dec. 25 2001,18:59

Quote (Guest @ Dec. 25 2001,09:25)

I don't suppose anyone else considers shaved girls disgusting? I don't know about you, but I like having sex with a woman, not some pre-pubescent grade-schooler.

I don't know ...do you consider men who shave their faces pre-pubescent grade-school boys? Are women who shave their legs / underarms any less womanly?

LiNey, how does grooming make you immorale? Is it because nobody is supposed to look at you poonanny, so why should you try to make it look pretty kinda thing? I'm glad in SoCal we are over those type of issues, every solon here offers waxing and trimming services for women.
I for one am happy not to have to spit hairs outta my mouth.

Posted by Greasemonk on Dec. 26 2001,20:52

I dont see what the problem is. Women shave all the hair off their legs and pits, why not the area in between? I guess some women like that fuzzy navel or happy trail. Ive been known to shave women Ive dated and they seem to like it when I do it. Especially what I do after its done. Ive noticed women who dont shave somewhat scrutinize women who do saying they look like little girls. Since when does shaving all the sudden make you a little girl? All the women Ive known who shave are very feminine, mature, and sexy women. They dont act like "little girls." Also I think it has alot to do with chics and their friends. If one chic out of the group does it she has to find acceptance from the others. If they all start doing it its fine but if one woman out of the group says something then that makes the woman who shaved feel less confident. On the other hand it might turn out like "Sex in the City" and they all end up doing it.

Posted by WrineX on Jan. 04 2002,16:56

Hrm, this topic reminds me of a dance video called "Bushes"

Anyone seen it?

Anyways I want to feel warm in winter, so there's no shaving for me.

LiNeY: be glad you don't live in The Eastern Bloc. There's something cheesy about women not shaving their armpits