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Topic: Ball hair?
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 27 2001,07:42

I know we've had some shaving threads before... but we never seem to get into who shaves, trims, and whatever.

So how many guys got hair down there, and how often do you cut//shave it?

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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 27 2001,07:45

you want to know about my ball hair? what the fuck is wrong with you?

Posted by Neophyre on Jan. 27 2001,11:09

i wouldn't be suprised if this was personguy's sexually confused uncle

Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 27 2001,11:45

that would be funny. Why the hell would you want to shave your balls may i ask? what if you cut yourself?

Posted by solid on Jan. 27 2001,14:58

PersonGuy, man.. bad call.

Posted by Spydir Web on Jan. 27 2001,18:25

off topic (but this topic is pretty sad), my friend told me in Arabic "dude" means camel pubic hair, namely male camel... just something I found funny, dudes

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Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 27 2001,18:28

everyone was talking about that in a previous thread. i forgot what it was called, but i seem to remember kuru convincing a few guys to try shaving down there. personally i do too. its just much smoother and nicer. you g/f will like it just as much as you would like it if she shaved down there. well almost

Posted by kuru on Jan. 27 2001,19:29

i like when a guy shaves down there. makes oral much better. if he shaves his balls, they're nicer to lick and suck.

for the record (AGAIN) kuru shaves hers.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 27 2001,23:54

Let me further explain my intentions... I just realized the other day that I've NEVER cut it at all... and I'm wondering if it will get to my KNEES in a few years!!! I just wondered if other guys have a routine for cutting (not nessisarily shaving) it like they do for their nails!
I'm just interesting in the frequency, not the length!! SHEEESH!

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Posted by solid on Jan. 28 2001,00:00

i figure ill start shaving once the chances of me getting laid are above 60\%.. which just as well might be a long time.

Posted by solid on Jan. 28 2001,00:35

hmm.. my balls smell like cherry-almond.. its quite nice actually
(the freaky part is im serious)

Posted by reman on Jan. 28 2001,02:33

Well here in Sydney, just before the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, most of the beauty salons on Oxford St offer the Back, Crack and Sack special. Ouchies

and no, you cant ask how i know.

Posted by masher on Jan. 28 2001,03:08

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Let me further explain my intentions... I just realized the other day that I've NEVER cut it at all... and I'm wondering if it will get to my KNEES in a few years!!!

You don't have to worry about that. That hair falls out every 6 weeks, or 6 months... something like that, so it can't grow that long.

As opposed to the hair on your head that lasts for 7 years...

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Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 28 2001,05:12

ill second that, solid
jesus personguy, its like your gay or something

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Posted by askheaves on Jan. 28 2001,21:38

quote:
Originally posted by masher:
As opposed to the hair on your head that lasts for 7 years...

Not my head. I'm afraid that's leaving of it's own free will.

However, I shaved my sac and everything around it back in September, when ya'll convinced me it would be a good idea. It's all back now. It grew back to full length in about 3-4 months. I may shave it again (sac only, trim the rest) if I have a better than 60\% chance of getting laid.

Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 29 2001,09:17

Got shaved once when I was 14 before an appendectomy. Some dodgy old male nurse with one of those screw-together razors - ugh!

Anyways, about 1&1/2 weeks later it was long enough to start giving me problems. It feels like 2 or 3 day old beard stubble scratching your dangly bits or glassfibre in your skivvies. Not very comfortable. I had to keep going to the school toilets to give my sac a good scratch (yes- 'scratch', not 'fap')to make the irritation go away.

So this boy says - no more shavey - a trim at the most if the missus insists on it.

Posted by StressJr on Jan. 29 2001,23:27

This thread is wrong on SO many levels.

Guys are hairy. Deal with it.

Posted by hair on Jan. 30 2001,03:46

quote:
Originally posted by StressJr:
Guys are hairy. Deal with it.

So are girls crackhead.. maybe men should deal with it too. You like hairy pits, legs, bush, etc, on women I take it?

Well, no offense hairy chicks but I don't. So if your girl likes your shit shaved, SHAVE IT!, you probably don't want her to stop.

For the record: Itchy as hell coming back in (for the first couple days), but kinda cool when its gone. Try it, you might actually enjoy being clean shaven. And it probably only will take a month or two to come back fully.

Besides, why not try it now, when you don't have any chances (hey, you said it) of being laid? Go ahead, no one will know...

Why is everyone so close-minded?

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 30 2001,15:09

yeah, seriously hair.

girls have hair. on our legs, in our pits, in our crotches, and yet we shave all that shit off because MEN like it that way.

they don't wanna feel hairy legs, they don't wanna see hairy pits, and they don't want hair in their mouth when they're givin oral.

as if chicks do?
hello?

i personally wouldn't mind a guy who shaved his legs and pits as well as his crotch. cause i know MEN sure appreciate it when WOMEN shave. so how come they can't show women the same courtesy?

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 31 2001,02:29

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
we shave all that shit off because MEN like it that way.

By "men" you must mean "every man except for PesonGuy" (that is if we're going to GENERALIZE)! Personally, I don't care, and could even lean towards the don't shave anything (cept facial hair MUST go) side of things!

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Posted by solid on Jan. 31 2001,11:57

well girls dont have chest hair (god have mercy if they do).

hey id shave, just not my chest, arms, or legs.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 31 2001,14:51

a lot of reasons lesbians find men unnatrctive is cos of the hair and everything that you dont get with a woman. are you mabye hiding something from us kuru? i mean you seem to sound realy dead against sleeping with women. not even really wanting to discuss it. closet doors locked are they?
i mean all woman are bisexual in some way in my opinion. why? well everyone starts out in life as female its a medical fact so what assurances are there that the baby is going to want to reproduce with the opposite sex. well if everyone starts out as female have a psycological want to sleep with women and if the baby turns out to be male emphasize this effect with hormones as the child develops.

>: ) k i just obbsessed with lesbian porn but i think you catch me drift.

Posted by kuru on Jan. 31 2001,18:44

i wouldn't be askin a guy to shave his arms (that goes a little bit too far), but if he's gonna choose not to shave, he's gonna hafta understand that i don't want a mouth full of hair. so no lickage or suckage of the hairy area.

sometimes though, i kinda wish i was a guy. since really, i don't fit in anywhere. i can't hang out with chicks cause i can't stand 'em. i can hang out with the guys, but there are still the constant and obvious reminders that i'm different. if i had to be anything else, i'd end up as a gay guy.

i am what i am tho, so i'll accept that guys are often hairy and sometimes smelly, if whatever guy it is i'm dating will forgive me if i happen to go a week without shaving my legs.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 31 2001,21:39

lol and you said you didnt like the sound of marriage. LOL

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Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 01 2001,00:12

kuru, that's VERY interesting, cause if I was a chick I'd be a lesbian!

Never thought of the reverse before...

ask-man, I know EXACTLY what you mean!!! I have a gay friend who WISHES that he could just live with women, but bang guys cause he's attracted to them! I'm the same way (the other way). Girls are crazy, and I can't stand them sometimes... especially the stupid ones... however, I'm WAY attracted to them!! I dig all that curvy stuff!! This is my proof that there is no God!

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 01 2001,01:11

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
This is my proof that there is no God!

I think we should write it up in a paper and submit it to the Pope. Maybe he would read it and realize that his whole life has been for naught. It would make an old man cry

Posted by Blain on Feb. 01 2001,01:25

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
kuru, that's VERY interesting, cause if I was a chick I'd be a lesbian! Never thought of the reverse before...
ask-man, I know EXACTLY what you mean!!! I have a gay friend who WISHES that he could just live with women, but bang guys cause he's attracted to them! I'm the same way (the other way). Girls are crazy, and I can't stand them sometimes... especially the stupid ones... however, I'm WAY attracted to them!! I dig all that curvy stuff!! This is my proof that there is no God!

In the words of Adam Carolla: "I wish I were gay, because all women are seriously messed up"

Posted by kuru on Feb. 01 2001,03:17

yes chicks are all messed up...

but without some serious viagra, i think the pope is too old to care about fucking them.

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 01 2001,05:59

Somehow I doubt that. She shares my belief that women are crazy. Sure, there's companionship, and sex, and shopping together at the Gap, but most times you've got to put up with a psycho who would cut your nuts off in the middle of the night because you got an erection while dreaming... and it might not have been about her. It's rare to find girls that aren't crazy, but what a lucky break when you do.

I've had this discussion with one of my best friends from school. We decided that it would be awesome if we were a gay couple, except that we wouldn't sleep together, see each other naked ever, kiss, and infidelity (with women) would be a way of life.

Women are nice to look at. They are smooth and soft and curvy. Men are usually cut and hairy... or soft and hairy... just kind of how things are. I would never shave my arms, or my armpits, or my back (no real need). Shaving my sac is fine, legs, maybe, chest... if need be.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 04 2001,22:13

hey who'd fuck the pope

Posted by aginor on Feb. 04 2001,22:16

i would.

i hear he likes it up the ass.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 04 2001,22:27

all rise for his holy grace

"oh get away with yu all. you are awful... but i like you"

Posted by kuru on Feb. 04 2001,23:45

i just think there's somethin wrong with any man who can say at 80 years old that he's never whacked off or fucked anybody.

i guess that's what altar boys are for?

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Posted by solid on Feb. 05 2001,01:40

80 years, is a long time!

He must have a injury of some sort.

That, or he's under medication.

If all else fails, he's definately a pimp.

Posted by kuru on Feb. 05 2001,11:50

nah, he's just had someone else to jack him off.

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 05 2001,13:18

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
nah, he's just had someone else to jack him off.

Boy, it's a good thing there's no heaven or hell... because i can tell you which one we're all going to for laughing at that one.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 05 2001,18:28

man he must have really bad blue balls

Posted by Blain on Feb. 06 2001,01:16

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
nah, he's just had someone else to jack him off.

Kinda like those chicks who call up loveline and say �I�m a virgin, because I�m a christian and am saving myself, but my boyfriend likes to bang me up the ass after I suck him off and I was wondering if I could get a disease from that.�

Posted by kuru on Feb. 06 2001,02:38

something like that.

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Posted by solid on Feb. 06 2001,03:13

ah, the pope is like a politician. he doesnt fuck or get fucked, he gets blowjobs (which are considered sex acts)

Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 06 2001,14:51

Or mabey just "friendly gestures" if someone needs to get in on his load (of cash)!

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Posted by solid on Feb. 07 2001,00:00

The pope has cash?

I thought he had god.

Posted by kuru on Feb. 07 2001,09:19

nah dude. the pope don't have cash. he got gold.

VISA gold. it's everywhere he wants to be.(even heaven)

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 07 2001,23:08

pope poke porn pooing pork pink pinny policewomen

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