i tried going down on my g/f and she was constantly telling me how to do it. its good because i want to do what makes her feel good but its kind of distracting

Adam: I hate to sound crass but the reason they call it pussy is because, well, it's like, you hand a cat like you handle the vagina -- here's the deal. A cat is really a vagina with paws.

If you approach the vagina like you approach a cat, see, a cat will let you know immediately. If you goose the cat or smack the cat, it's out of there. Take a cat -- and I don't get an erection or anything around cats, it's just an analogy -- you can't go against the grain. You can't just grab it's head. That's why a cat never hangs out with a kid, because a kid grabs the ear and starts bending it in weird directions -- and that thing is out of there.

First off, you have to approach a cat slowly or you can't even really approach it. You can't go running up to it. It's out of there. Same with the vagina. You can't charge at the vagina -- you have to move in slowly Put your hand out, let it sniff it a little bit, make sure everything is cool. Then even move in and wait for the vagina to come in to you a little bit, you know what I mean -- sort of work rhythmically, no poking, no roughhousing, no going against the grain, don't change things up all the time, establish a little pattern. The cat wil let you know by starting to lean in a little bit.

Dr. Drew: People ought to practice on cats.

Adam: They really should. People are going to take this the wrong way and think we're going weird things to cats.

Dr. Drew: Use only your hand when practicing on a cat.

Adam: A cat will let you know by purring, by becoming more relaxed, more settled in your lap. Let's say it's on your lap and you're doing something it doesn't like -- you can feel it sort of tense up a little, getting ready to bolt off the lap. And women are the same way.

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Personguy:
You can't charge at the vagina.

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There goes my famed "cunt-headbutting" technique.

This message has been edited by DuSTman on January 28, 2001 at 02:34 PM

after some kissing and activity above the waist, you will want to slide your hands down your female's body. pinch her nipples a bit. run your fingers over her belly. undo her pants. squeeze her ass. whisper nice things to her. tell her that you want her. slowly pull her pants down/off. don't take her panties off yet.

now, rub her pussy gently through her panties. trace your fingers lightly over her. tease her by running your fingers up and down the insides of her thighs and along the waist of her panties. if she's feeling wet, work your finger between her lips *through the panties*. tease her like this for a while. listen to her responses. follow her directions.

run your fingers along the very edge of her panties between her legs. listen to the noises she's making. pay close attention to her breathing. if she's shivering, it's probably a good time to start taking off her panties. pull them off slowly. slide them down over her ass. rub her bare ass. squeeze it. pull her panties down over her knees, rub the outsides of her legs, down to her ankles.

move your hands around her ankles and *slowly* rub back up the insides of her legs. kiss her ankles. her calves. the insides of her knees. *very very* lightly, run your fingertips over the insides of her thighs.

kiss her there. *do not touch* her pussy yet. kiss her at the hip bones, and just below her belly button. trace your fingers all the way up the inisdes of her thighs, but stop just before you get to her pussy.

rub your dry fingertips *very very* gently over the outside of her lips. do this a few times. kiss the insides of her thighs, moving closer to her pussy. now dip one finger between her lips and let it get nice and wet. slide it up and down her slit and in and out of her hole.

rub her clit a little (for those of you who don't know, that's the little thing that feels like a pencil eraser). lick the insides of her thighs, and the outsides of her lips. slowly let just the tip of your tongue between her lips while gently rubbing her clit. move your finger away from her clit and use your tongue. start slowly at first, then slowly change pace, keep things varied. spread her lips with your fingers. use two fingers of your other hand inside her. slide them in and out slowly, get them very wet.

suck on her clit. don't use your teeth or you might hurt it. bend your fingers with your palm toward her belly and make the "come here" motion. follow her responses. do not panic if it suddenly gets very, very wet. that's just her way of lettin you know you're doing things right.

from there, you'll figure it out on your own. girls will usually make noise and react and you'll know what she wants.

happy licking!

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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thanks kuru

*bow*

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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Edit: In the billfold of course... we don't want it TOO skimpy

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on January 29, 2001 at 02:17 AM

seriously tho, what's so hard to remember about this:

get her excited above the waist first.

rub her through the panties till she's good an wet.

take her pants off slowly and kiss, lick, and tickle her legs.

pay attention to her pussy last.

finger the outside first, then wet your fingers and do the inside.

then lick it. outside first, and then the inside.

the clit is the thing that feels like a pencil eraser.

hang loose and be open to changing rhythm, pace, etc.

use those fingers to tickle the g-spot.

pay attention to her.

end of story dudes.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Originally posted by directhex:
isn't the easiest solution to have all that tatooed onto her stomach?

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/me falls off chair laughing histarically.

Kuru, there is no cookbook way of going down. While that closely resembles my technique some of the time, it is certainly not the end-all be-all. Variations may include 69 (ooooo... baby), face sitting, against a wall after a shower, only fingers, alternating schlong and tongue (one of my favorites), licking from behind, toys, mutual masterbation until you one of you can't stand it, none at all (not recommended). However, I will agree that what you have written is a good baseline to work off of. It's not a simple process... in fact, it's not a process. It's something you do to make somebody squirm and squeel. You have to figure out what those things are.

so there's a little handy how to get started, and a lot of room for more and different ways. once someone gets a basic clue on how to do that, then comes in the best part....

the imagination.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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what's so hard to remember about this

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It's hard to remember the content of a document that I'm *FAP FAP FAP*in to!!

Anyway, that'll work PERFECT!! I thought it was some damn good advice! And I must say, you've topped your last oral advice session BY FAR!

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it's just a start. i'm sure all naughty dudes and chicks can come up with some lick and tickle that really suits them.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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that also works nicely with .. um.. fap fap fap

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Originally posted by askheaves:
alternating schlong and tongue (one of my favorites)

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DUDE!! #$^*\%@#^* GROSS!! i dont wanna put my tounge where my dick has been moments before!! yuck euwww

guys are so freakin uptight.

a.h. except for you dear.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Originally posted by Ozymandias:
Hey, a question for the guys, how many of you out there would eat a girl out?

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Originally posted by Ozymandias:
Are you kidding?!?! I CAN'T WAIT!!

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^^Hey! What about ME!?^^

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what's wrong with lickin where your dick has been?

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Hey, a question for the guys, how many of you out there would eat a girl out?

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This message has been edited by TallAssAzn on February 10, 2001 at 05:58 PM

the male's g-spot can be reached by pressing in on the spot between the scrotom and the anus. not too hard, but not very lightly...you'll figure it out. you can also get to it by going in the anus, but i think thats too gross for most guys. Well from what i've experienced, it does not provide any direct pleasure, but it does make what i'm doing feel better.

just sharing to be a humanitarian

If you want to see the above intensified orgasm in full effect and you have a girl- get her vibrator and put it in that spot between the scrotum and the anus (my ex used to call it the taint - cause taint yer dick and it taint yer ass)I promise you'll feel it.

As far as going down on a girl is concerned - you better ask her if its ok first. Cause I know for me I dont like it too much. I usually tell my guys "dont do it unless I ask for it" (which isnt too often and for some reason they get disappointed by that)

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Originally posted by Chrissy:
Blow jobs can be lots of fun in the shower- just gotta watch not to get too much water in your ears though.

Ok- if you like to shower with your guy he's what I would do.

That is of course if you no longer want to be a bf virgin (which is fine if you do) but here are some tips if you are unsure. Not saying that you are- you just may not want to I dont know. :O

First put the water on so its nice and warm, not too hot or else you'll burn your guy (not to mention yourself). Get undressed, let him get undressed also. You step in first then let him follow you. Wet your hair and let him wash it, then take a bar of soap or a mesh sponge and lather up really well, let him clean you really well with it, let him get to all your sensitive areas(breast, between your legs, butt etc) (if hes not already hard then he will be now ) Of course don't forget to kiss him and show some excitement. Next switch places so that hes in the water. Let him wet his hair, wash it be sure to use the tips of your fingers (be careful if you have long fingernails- nails on the scalp hurt)let him rinse himself of the shampoo (if he has long hair conditioner may be in order but seeing as most guys dont have that problem- Id say worry about it not) Then take the bar of soap or mesh sponge and lather him up really well. Pay special attention to his little friend ( )The soap combined with the water will not only clean him down there but also provide a warm, wet slippery feeling getting him even harder. Be sure to rinse the soap completely off him- there may be a slight soapy taste when you go to give him his reward for cleaning you so well but its nothing you cant handle Im sure. Finally when both of you are nice and clean. Cuddle up close to him and rub your nekkid body against his- take his scrotum in you hand and massage it slowly stroking his penis with your other hand. Get down on your knees in the shower, be careful of where the water is- if you need to switch places again so that you are in the water (ie your back is to the shower head) then do so- it may make it easier. I also suggest that you have one of those little floor mats for the tub, this will do wonders for your knees. Start by holding the base of his penis in your hand and using your tongue to caress the tip of his penis. Place your hand on his scrotum so that your fingers are in the direction of his anus. Rub the spot with your hands between the anus and scrotum (thats the male G-spot and the closest place to his prostate outside the body)as you are doing this take your tongue and lick from the bottom base of his penis to the tip and back the other way on top. When you get to the base on the top put him in your mouth (if hes a big guy, as much as you can fit and then put your hand on the remaining portion) suck hard, becareful not to put your teeth on him (teeth are the enemy of a good blow job)Next take your tongue and make a circle motion around the tip of his penis be sure to tickle him with it. Take your tongue and on the underside of the tip of his penis flick your tongue a few times. Be sure to take him in and out of your mouth a few times moving back and forth against his penis. It should only take between 2 and 15 mins for your guy to get off. In the shower its an added bonus because you have the water to help keep his penis nice and wet and it makes it easier for you to slide you mouth over it again and again.

If you arent a fan of the shower this can easily be perform without the soap etc but cleaning him up makes it a little more fun, plus it gets him a little more exicited if he has to wait for it.

Thats the way I would do it. I havent had many complaints about my "style" but there are tons of techniques that you can use- you gotta find the ones that work for you.

Why do I have a feeling she wasnt asking for blow job technique advice. *shrug* Hey Im always looking for ways to improve- guys let me know what you think of it- this way I dont feel like I wasted my time

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This message has been edited by ic0n0 on February 24, 2001 at 09:56 AM

"Smells like tuna, tastes like chicken, plug your nose and keep on lickin!"

Thank you. I also do Bar-Mitzvahs.

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You could just touch my wang and i would be satisfied. Not saying much i know.

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Yah, askheaves has you beat BY FAR!

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Originally posted by askheaves (12/30/00):
Even reading '69' or hearing it in conversation makes me almost cream my pants.

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Originally posted by CatKnight:
what was the point of that

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Who the fuck cares! That was incredible...

Anyway, about going down on girls... you either got it, or you don't. And, really, it's not hard. You just have to have patience. After that, your brain hops outta your head and into your, err, *other* head and taks over for you.

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