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Forum: Sex
Topic: I don't need sex anymore, I discovered fresh powder!
started by: WillyPete

Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 26 2001,15:16

...well at least for another hour.

Seriously, I know it's kinda the wrong forum, but I spent a week in the french alps and it dumped powder every night. Me and my Motion 162 snowboard now have a very close relationship. It was close to orgasmic. I almost dropped my goo when I first started carving in a field of fresh powder, except I knew I might scratch myself when it froze.

To bring it back on topic, is there anything that you find is a close substitute for the wild thang?

I might post some pictures if some kind soul tells me where (and how) I can post them.

Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 26 2001,16:45

snowboarding looks fun. i wish i had balls

Posted by solid on Jan. 26 2001,19:24

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
snowboarding looks fun. i wish i had balls

as long as you you know what to do before the fall, youll be more than ok. itll be pretty cool the first time too.

just make sure your brother isnt behind you when youre about to fall. it will HURT

Posted by kuru on Jan. 26 2001,20:06

only skydiving, but since a jump doesn't last long and is expensive as hell, jumping bones is still better.

but i do miss skydiving...

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Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 26 2001,20:12

dammit kuru stop comparing everything to sex

or don't. i don't really care.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 26 2001,22:18

skateboarding down a hill at 40 odd mph

para gliding (the ones where you have to run yourself off a 1km high cliff edge, that beats skydiving hands down)

being doped up on vodka/redbull and the dj puts on a tune that sets the whole floor pumpin

riding down my hill in the park on my bike at yet again 40+mph no crash helmet, hitting a grass tuft( a big one) and still surviving

being the passenger in a bmw going 90+mph down a country lane with the windows open and cars missing you by a couple of inches

having sex then realising you've managed to hold it in so you can go into multple orgasm mode. tis infinite shagging time!

hmm oh yeah and getting 240v going through your arm from a lamp for 5 seconds and realising your hearts just stopped and finding it starting back up again.

hmm i love this life!!!

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Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 26 2001,23:22

naming yourself dark night bob, then making up a large sack of bullshit to post in the forums.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 26 2001,23:26

yeah but you forget two important facts:

1: your a twat

2: i aint lyin about any of those tings well apart from the second to last one that was jsut put in for dramatic effect

This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on January 27, 2001 at 06:28 PM

Posted by Sithiee on Jan. 27 2001,02:44

driving down 395 when you have little experience driving, losing the person you were supposed to follow, merge without crashing, and then make it to the theatre only to find that the person you were following couldnt find the damn place. and surviving and all. yeah, tonight was scary. we drove about 20 miles when we didnt need to, and then we payed about 3 dollars more than we shoudl have, and saw a shitty movie....and then i made it back...but there was less traffic...

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 27 2001,07:12

Having a tire blow while you're going 70 miles and hour and spinning the car into the median ditch as 100s of car pass you without even slowing down.

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 27 2001,08:20

while we're on car crashes and the like

...being in this car, and walking away unhurt:

Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 27 2001,15:52

jumping out a car going 60mph and running is fun.

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Posted by StanVanDam on Jan. 27 2001,16:59

haha did u really jump out of a car goin 60mph?

Posted by kuru on Jan. 27 2001,19:26

and this brings us to the portion of the evening where we all try to outdo each other's stupidity until someone dies and wins ..........

THE DARWIN AWARD.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 28 2001,10:29

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
only skydiving, but since a jump doesn't last long and is expensive as hell, jumping bones is still better.
but i do miss skydiving...

Is the plane going to crash? Is it on fire? No? Im staying inside thank you!

I just have this problem with jumping out of an aircraft that is still working.

Now for being stupid.
I was in the army in Panama and i let a DEA agent talk me into running the ram to open doors. He flat out told me, "They never shoot the guy with the ram." and in the same breath gave me the dubble layer kevlar suit.

Needless to say, he lied. after my ribs healed i went back to the big rifle with the big scope, and stayed far away.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 28 2001,12:21

i don't really mind if a dude won't jump with me.

but it would be great to have one on the ground to fuck as soon as i land safely

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by solid on Jan. 28 2001,12:50

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i don't really mind if a dude won't jump with me.
but it would be great to have one on the ground to fuck as soon as i land safely

she enjoys the teasing doesnt she..

Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 28 2001,17:51

Hell, if you people would rather do some of that car shit than have sex, you must have pretty crappy sex lives. All I can suggest is to stick to live sheep, not roadkill!

I've had to jump out of a moving armoured personnel carrier at 20km/h. I got the free torn ligaments to prove it too. I didn't do that for fun, only 'cause the instructor told me if the troop I was leading didn't debark in record time, I'd be running the 15km back to base in front of the vehicle.

Posted by askheaves on Jan. 28 2001,21:34

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
she enjoys the teasing doesnt she..

Yeah, but funny thing is... it's the truth.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 29 2001,02:43

It's the truth... however, it's impossible that 99\% of the people here would ever end up in a "situation" with kuru, so it's a tease -> truth -> bluff. No offence to you there, kuru. I know you say you're picky and stuff!

(it took you this long, Solid!)

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 29 2001,03:18

*shrug*

i just am what i am. y'all can debate the label that goes on it

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by solid on Jan. 29 2001,03:26

yes. im quite slow.

of course not when it comes to sex kuru gimme a call and we'll arrange somethin kthx bye.

rotfl. well ive had my moment

Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 29 2001,06:06

Haha, sounds like a 'moment' is all it takes too, eh Solid?

Wahahaha!

Posted by solid on Jan. 29 2001,13:01

clever, willy.

but i bet .. how old are you?

Posted by masher on Jan. 29 2001,17:55

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Is the plane going to crash? Is it on fire? No? Im staying inside thank you!

Pilot to skydiver: Why do you jump out of a perfectly good aircraft?

Skydiver to pilot: When I fly in a perfectly good aircraft, I'll stop jumping.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 30 2001,15:12

aww, you had me till you said 'kthx'

just kiddin.

but i still wanna go skydiving.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by WillyPete on Jan. 30 2001,17:20

You can call me 'granddaddy'.

(Or you could just call me 'daddy' if I was into paedophilia and you took candy from strangers)

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 31 2001,02:44

Sounds like my mom:

"Well I WWWWWWWAAAAAASSSSSSS going to give you ű,832,792,743 but since you came home 5 minutes late..." <---(exageration, but that was my disaplin system (in other words... I wouldn't have gotten X even if I was ontime, because it's only mentioned when I DON'T get it...))

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