Forum: Sex
Topic: *FAP FAP FAP* and calculus
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 25 2001,13:28
today i was in calculus, mostly asleep from staying up till 3 am last night, and in the middle of class i was just thinking about personguy posting *fap fap fap* about kuru's description of sex, and i started cracking up! everyone was looking at me, including the professor. no one asked what was so funny though. they just assumed i was insane.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 25 2001,18:19
i used to do that every so often, back when I was in school.well, not about *fapfapfap* of course. but the same idea.
Posted by DuSTman on Jan. 25 2001,21:36
Reminds me of one geography lesson they had someone come in and give a talk about japan. Then I was asked to read a section from the textbook about japan. IT was a really inconvenient moment to crack up laughing for no reason at all.Can you spell "diplomatic incident"?
Posted by kuru on Jan. 26 2001,01:58
well, i'm sure the image of personguy jacking off to my descriptions of sex is pretty hilarious.thank god you weren't just thinking about the descriptions of sex.. if you had started rubbing your bone in class, you probably would've been hauled off. ------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 26 2001,04:02
no no no i was laughing at the *fap fap fap* metaphoricalthingymabob
Posted by kuru on Jan. 26 2001,09:21
ah good. then glad to have helped you make people think you are insane.------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 26 2001,13:55
Is it illegal to do that in school!?!? At that age how can't you help it!! I used to hump my desk in Computer II (PASCAL) class and I wacked off in class when I was supposed to be studying 5 minutes before my Biology final!! (I got the highest score in the class FYI)EDIT: FYI ------------------
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< http://www.personguy.com > This message has been edited by PersonGuy on January 27, 2001 at 08:56 AM
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 26 2001,16:47
anytime kuru 
Posted by kuru on Jan. 26 2001,20:05
well, feel free to picture me fucking if you want i guess. and remember, a well placed notebook will hide that lecturewood.------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 26 2001,20:14
chemistry turns me on sooo much. last semester i had to carry my backpack infront of me while walking up the stairs it was so bad.and it would be hard to picture you fucking without knowing what you look like. hmmm... 
"unf ugh oh yeah baby work those weak gauge bosons! oh god yes! you're sp^2 orbitals are soooo excited. unf ugh oh man your turning me on so much i don't even know if my splurge are particles or waves! oh my!" This message has been edited by CatKnight on January 27, 2001 at 03:17 PM
Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 26 2001,23:25
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
chemistry turns me on sooo much. last semester i had to carry my backpack infront of me while walking up the stairs it was so bad.and it would be hard to picture you fucking without knowing what you look like. hmmm...
"unf ugh oh yeah baby work those weak gauge bosons! oh god yes! you're sp^2 orbitals are soooo excited. unf ugh oh man your turning me on so much i don't even know if my splurge are particles or waves! oh my!"
seek help
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 26 2001,23:33
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
i don't even know if my splurge are particles or waves! oh my!
silly thats physics not chemistry hehe
well they can make c60 atoms into waves so eventually your sploodge will be able to travel in waves also
Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 31 2001,10:50
this is one of the funniest threads i have read here 
Posted by kuru on Jan. 31 2001,18:22
well yeah, that mental image of catknight jacking off to fourier systems..... hehehe.oh yeah... oh yeah...combine those terms.....right there..... ------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 31 2001,22:32
unfortunately i only did fast fourier transforms that only lasted a couple milliseconds. 
Posted by askheaves on Jan. 31 2001,22:36
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
FFT's
LOL  I gotta say, though... I got pretty turned on by that server in the pr0n section. Something may be wrong with me.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 01 2001,01:00
yeah but that server was sexy.------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 01 2001,01:46
its so smooth and sleek and...damm i think i just shot off some alpha particles
Posted by kuru on Feb. 01 2001,03:18
good thing about bein female... no particle emission.------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 01 2001,23:08
lol not unless you get dem g-spot female ejaculations. dooz are cool never quite seen something turn me on more than those
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 02 2001,01:19
mmm.... drippy face  edit. god damn. i learn one smiley a day... slowly This message has been edited by askheaves on February 02, 2001 at 08:20 PM
Posted by kuru on Feb. 03 2001,20:26
yeah, but those still aren't as messy as men. never have shot myself or anyone else in the eye....------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by askheaves on Feb. 03 2001,21:07
I've shot the wall behind me before... but that's a different story
Posted by kuru on Feb. 03 2001,22:15
spots on the wall, eh dear ------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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