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Topic: funky momma
started by: Dark Knight Bob

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 22 2001,14:51

the other day me and some mates were talking bout sex (of all things) and all of a sudden one of em came out with
"yeah my mums hot if she weren't my mum i'd do her"
ok coming from an ex-para regiment guy who didnt ever take a single jump without being totally plastered this is nothing really special coming from him but it got me thinking bout how some perople i know have really hot mums and if they weren't the mother of my friends i'd quite willingly give them a good seeing to.

Anyone else know of fit mums they wanna fuck?

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This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on January 23, 2001 at 09:53 AM

Posted by jim on Jan. 22 2001,15:21

Why wouldn't you fuck 'em?

I did my friend Danny's Aunt.

Not that cool, except at the time I was 16 and she was 29/30.... Very cool.

I don't know to many of my friends mother's I'd do anymore, mostly because they are all late 40's early 50's.... Ugh!!! I'd much rather do their daughters!!!!!

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 22 2001,15:22

Hehe good point why the hell not

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Posted by solid on Jan. 22 2001,18:39

if you believed in the whole adam and eve thing, we should technically be fucking all our relatives either way u know.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 23 2001,07:10

I have some friends with hot moms. Some of 'em I'd fuck, and others I wouldn't.

I made out & got naked w/my friend zd's mom. Never fucked her though, which was a shame. 'course zd's only 6, and her mom's 26, so i guess that's kind of different.

one of my buddies is going out with a lady who's a little over forty. he says it rules and forty year old women are way better to have sex with than any twentysomething. "By that time they don't have hangups," he says, "and they just want to fuck."

Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 23 2001,18:22

milf

Posted by kuru on Jan. 24 2001,02:51

stickler's mom...

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Posted by Sithiee on Jan. 24 2001,08:28

wasnt that hot.

Posted by solid on Jan. 24 2001,13:26

isnt that like.. being a motherfucker? i mean its not your own mom but still a mom. ... i suppose if you have a spouse and shes a mother that would also apply? or am i wrong?

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 24 2001,15:33

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
isnt that like.. being a motherfucker? i mean its not your own mom but still a mom. ... i suppose if you have a spouse and shes a mother that would also apply? or am i wrong?

No, your right.

Your father was a mother-fucker

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Posted by solid on Jan. 24 2001,18:03

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:

No, your right.
Your father was a mother-fucker

ahahahaha i can agree in both ways! ahahahaha

Posted by kuru on Jan. 25 2001,02:16

at least i will never be a mother-fucker.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jan. 25 2001,22:26

Well if you have kids and masterbate you will be

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 26 2001,00:25

I think kuru will stick with her word and NOT have kids...

I guess mother-fucker seems like it only applies if you're not the father of one of her children... or something...

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 26 2001,02:08

yeah, personguy is right. i won't be having kids.

i just want the sex.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 26 2001,02:35

um, i think "motherfucker" is someone who fucks his own mom. that's what makes it such an awesome insult.

some dude called on "Loveline" once who walked in on his friend fucking his mom. i was glad it turned my stomach instead of piquing my curiosity.

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jan. 26 2001,23:33

quote:
Originally posted by jim:
Why wouldn't you fuck 'em?
I did my friend Danny's Aunt.
Not that cool, except at the time I was 16 and she was 29/30.... Very cool.
I don't know to many of my friends mother's I'd do anymore, mostly because they are all late 40's early 50's.... Ugh!!! I'd much rather do their daughters!!!!!

*beep* *beep* *beep* what the hell is that?

OH, it's my bullshit meter. Damn thing goes off for about 50\% of the stuff you post

Posted by solid on Jan. 27 2001,00:16

quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
*beep* *beep* *beep* what the hell is that?
OH, it's my bullshit meter. Damn thing goes off for about 50\% of the stuff you post

lol. good laughs are made easy with snark around.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 27 2001,06:52

Hehe, Snark!

But I think I belive jim...

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 27 2001,19:23

it's a good story.

but i have to wonder... jim had sex with her, did she know about it?