How long can one person go without sex.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
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anyhow, if it doesnt, i went for 14 years and almost a month.

it should depend on when you started getting really horny for it. then itd be like two or three years now.

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

sigh...

quote:

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Originally posted by askheaves:
It gets easier in time.

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no it doesn't.

after the first month you begin to get the cold chills and a slight fever
in the second month the cold chills go away and the fever starts getting worse, your body hurts at night, you can't think straight
third month the chills come back your body hurts all the time, your vision becomes blurry, you have trouble sleeping, the fever is now draining the fluids from your body,
forth month things prtty much stay the same
during the fifth month everything from month three plus you begin to consider new forms of sex (this includes people over 70, animals, holes in the ground/tree)
sadly at month six your little man decides you must not want him and he leaves

its been over 6 months for me,

and then i got pneumonia for over a month and had a severe allergic reaction to the pneumonia meds.

my longest dry spell after the first time was 2 years. then it never went more than 3 months at a time. and now, i'll be going without for as long as i hafta.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

I b0w to you, mega-supreme geek

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aventari
"Stupid soap, i will 0wn j00!!" -I think you know

cause damn, one fuck a week..... that poor boy.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

getting fucked implies that it wasn't good or that someone was 'scored on.'

that's just not the way it happens. i decide what incredibly luckin guy gets fucked BY me. and he better make damn sure I'M satisfied.

i don't 'get fucked.' that's somethin that happens to average sluts with no self esteem

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
oh boy, another macho male opinion that chicks couldn't possibly get as much out of sex or like it as much as males.

getting fucked implies that it wasn't good or that someone was 'scored on.'

that's just not the way it happens. i decide what incredibly luckin guy gets fucked BY me. and he better make damn sure I'M satisfied.

i don't 'get fucked.' that's somethin that happens to average sluts with no self esteem

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Ahh the good ol battle of the sexes. From my point of view and many other male friends of mine the phrase getting laid just means you got some. Now getting fucked on the other hand means a couple different things. You have "fucked" which means, have/had some good sex, slow deep and hard type sex. If a guy says "I fucked my gf last night" it most likely means they had pretty good sex. If he said "we just had sex" it means nothing that special just sex. Ive noticed in the past few years chicks try to say, yeah I fucked this guy its like huh?, either shes trying to be one of the guys and has mostly guy friends and is trying to fit in OR she someone did her bf or some guy up the ass. Most guys definition of fucking means the person who did the fucking was doing the penetration, look up the word fuck. I think it has penetration in there somewhere. When chicks say "i fucked this guy" I think its one of those good ol things where some women try to even the playing ground and equal things out with guys in the battle of the sexes. Every woman ive talked to about fucking hasnt been offended or pissed and acted like they were being called a slut. There are good fucks and bad fucks, its all in the way you get fucked. Guys do the fucking, women get fucked. This is true unless you are a chic and your bf likes it up the ass and wants to see what it feels like to get fucked.

if i fuck a guy, it means i was 'in control' or 'leading' the events. if he fucks me, he was taking the lead. get it? it's not about who has the dick, it's about who takes the lead.

i get laid, i fuck guys. most of the time, i take the lead. i like it that way. any guy who's on his back with 10 finger nails dug into his chest and a chick riding him like a racehorse is not 'fucking' anything.

he's being /given/ the fuck of his life.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
if i fuck a guy, it means i was 'in control' or 'leading' the events. if he fucks me, he was taking the lead. get it? it's not about who has the dick, it's about who takes the lead.

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thats exactly what i am talking about in my 'fucking' thread!! see it wasnt that hard to find an answer

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
i decide what incredibly luckin guy gets fucked BY me.

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wow you are so modest too!

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quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
offended? no. see, what you fail to realize is that fucking is not limited to penetration, else lesbians couldn't really fuck now could they?

if i fuck a guy, it means i was 'in control' or 'leading' the events. if he fucks me, he was taking the lead. get it? it's not about who has the dick, it's about who takes the lead.

i get laid, i fuck guys. most of the time, i take the lead. i like it that way. any guy who's on his back with 10 finger nails dug into his chest and a chick riding him like a racehorse is not 'fucking' anything.

he's being /given/ the fuck of his life.

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if the dude lays there and does nothing while the chick does all the work, then he's the one getting fucked... usually though, it's a bit more mutual and people 'fuck each other's brains out.'

riding a guy is another way of saying, 'i fucked him, and i was on top.' it's positional fucking. course, until you've been on your back growling and crying and beggin your chick not to stop, you dunno what it is to be fucked.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

.. *laughs hard*
sorry, got a huge urge to do that.
seriously, read the whole thing and count the number of times you see fuck there.

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I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

This message has been edited by Greasemonk on January 16, 2001 at 06:26 AM

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
course, until you've been on your back growling and crying and beggin your chick not to stop, you dunno what it is to be fucked.

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does that mean i'm still a virgin?

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Originally posted by pengu1nn:
does that mean i'm still a virgin?

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i suppose so pengu1nn.
unless your partner calls you a chick.

I didn't think this would get that hot. Well, if fucking is a mutual thing, then I don't remember me ever having sex. My wife (sorry fatbitch) likes it rough, and we usually do it to each other pretty good. When I had my knee sergury and I couldn't do anything, she took over on that end (sex on moraphine is a good thing). Sports related knee injuries on the otherhand are not.

I do agree with Kuru on the Sluts with no self asteam thing. I have never liked girls who fuck everyting with two legs and a dick. I prefer girls to care about there men enough to get to know them (2 hours does not count). I knew my wife (sorry fatbitch)for 5 years before we had sex (and had kids). I also don't like men who try to stick everything with a hole and a heartbeat. Women (most) deserve to be treated like a women not a toy (although foreplay is another thing). I like to take caer of my women, and know that she feels alright, before we fuck like animals.

The bad news is after I got out of the doghouse my wife has sergury, so I am read to "take matters into my own hand" as so wonderfully stated by ch1ckie.

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

"Fucking" must be mutual. If it is not, then what you're looking at isn't sex, it's rape.

A diagram for you:

John --(fuck)-> Shirley = Rape
John <-(fuck)-- Shirley = Rape
John <-(fuck)-> Shirley = Sex

I hope this has been informative.

...
john fucks shirley
shirley fucks... so on

quote:

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george carlin said:

RELIGION - If this offends you, welcome to the world of sane and realistic critical thought. More harm has been done to the collective human psyche by religion than by all the fucking and cocksucking since the dawn of time. By the way, many religious people (including the ordained) fuck and suck each other's cocks all the time.

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so i guess he's totally cool with john and shriley fucking each others brains out any time they want.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

i wonder what its like to be a chick and then get penetrated into
(incoming obnoxious replies?)

there are differences between slow penetration and one hard thrust.

not to get too entirely gross, but you know how it feels when you take a good, solid, refreshing dump?

it's a lot like that... just with this warm hard thing goin in instead of out. and generally by the time they're ready to stick it in there, you're all soaking wet (you've probably felt this from the other side, same idea) and the whole area is throbbing like crazy, getting tighter, ready to squeeze around whatever goes in there.

the 'stretch' feeling goes anywhere from 'oh it's in there' to 'holy shit i'm being ripped in half.'

if you're really daring and you want the closest idea a male can get to how this feels get out some vaseline, coat up a couple fingers, and work them into your butt.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

quote:

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Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
Dowes it feel that good when you loose your virginity?

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i wouldnt bet on it if you have your hymen intact.

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
it's like a warm stretching feeling, generally by the time they're ready to stick it in there, you're all soaking wet and the whole area is throbbing like crazy, getting tighter, ready to squeeze around whatever goes in there.

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*FAP FAP FAP*

Thanks!

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it's not a very sturdy thing, and it wears away over time. most of the medical books i've read estimate that around the time a girl first gets her period, her hymen is gone.

i tend to think as long as the guy takes his time, it feels good when you lose your virginity. course, it feels pretty damng good every time...

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

it used to be stronger, and it was for protection and all. but like humans used to have hair all over their bodies, it's been 'evolving itself out.'

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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"I didnt know cows had boobs, I just thought they had that big nutsack with all the wieners hanging off it" - Beavis

Metal/Electronic/Ambient etc..
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Then DuSTman said, "Am i to take it that *FAP* represents the noise made by stroking ones crimson cr0bar?"

reman replied, "yes, for that is all there is left to do."

< HERE > I used it as a joke that I would beat-off to someones post that I liked, just like others beat-off to kuru's post (I think the "Hot Bowl" ties into that reference somewhere...)

So there you have the meaning of FAP (fucking... and privately).

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
'evolving itself out.'

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Yah! The ones than can't be broken are of those who don't reproduce.

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

Oh how nice it is to be our of the doghouse :-)

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
you know how it feels when you take a good, solid, refreshing dump?

it's a lot like that...

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oh, man... did you have to make that analogy? I mean, dumping is good and all, but I would've preferred to let sex be sex and a dump be a dump. The next time I have sex all I'm going to be thinking "hmm, she's feeling something like taking a shit, and my dick's the poo... ugh."

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on January 22, 2001 at 10:19 PM

it feels warm, full, stretchy, tingly, throbbing, and really really good.

the main difference is unlike poo, you want it to keep goin in there.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

EDIT: CAPS

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on January 24, 2001 at 08:52 AM

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

quote:

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Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
Well, I like that idea, 3 hours of peace ad quite.

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No, no, no... I don't mean "3 solid hours of dump"... I mean "3 hours of solid dump"! One huge avelange of poo!! But of course it's not physically possible, and that's why I say "wish".

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< http://www.personguy.com >

my god mon, what would i do without men who would drive me buck fucking wild with a handjob.

*decides to irritate a few people*
guess it's a good thing askheaves says he likes foreplay.. for when i ever do meet him.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
No, no, no... I don't mean "3 solid hours of dump"... I mean "3 hours of solid dump"! One huge avelange of poo!! But of course it's not physically possible, and that's why I say "wish".

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3 HOURS OF SOLID DUMP = VERY SICK PERSON.

Mr. Scat: Marla, Hold my calls.
Marla (admin): Alrite Mr. Scat. Have fun SHITTING!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

i believe this topic has morphed into (since you all seem to like it so much) :

How long can you go without dumps.

i can't crap anywhere but my own comfy toilet.

moving is HELL.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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Originally posted by kuru:
i can't crap anywhere but my own comfy toilet.

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i totally agree. its just a whole lot more comfortable.

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unless!- its like some royal place and the bathrooms are like.. takin a shit in heaven or something! those kick ass. you almost wanna sleep in that place (not the the toilet bowl!)

ROFL man i just laughed my arse off

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Originally posted by kuru:
heh. if you include a lot of foreplay, 3 hours really isn't all that long.

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you'd be suprised how many of the blokes in my school can't handle the concept of more than 1/4 an hour.

and is it only me who REALLY needs a glass of water or three every few hours???

--directhex

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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm

--directhex

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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

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<º(((><

That's as funny as hell!

Were there shit marks on his ass?

LOL

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Scared Shitless."

I wasn't the only one either. Probably about 95\% of my platoon was to scared to "Request to make a head call."

The first time I took a shit in Boot Camp was the day we started getting 1 hour of "Free Time" to shine boots, write letters, read letters, or TAKE A SHIT! That was the only time I'd take a shit. Asking to make a head call was risky business, it usually really pissed off the Drill Instructors and was a sure fire way to "Get on their list."

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

code:

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<?
echo strftime("\%Y years, \%m months, \%d days, \%H hours and \%S seconds and counting", \
 time()-mktime(21,17,0,8,17,1980)
?>

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how long withoud an orgasm?
well, that's another story... usually it's less than a week

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#define QUESTION (2b)| |!(2b)

This message has been edited by blanalex on February 12, 2001 at 08:29 PM

Without shitting? One time I perposely waited to find out... I went about a week and a half! Hehe, then I had to learn how to use a plunger!

Usually I'm about once every 2 or 3 days, but I used to be an EVERY day person.

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

I think I could go quite a while without sex- now without an orgasm is another story all together.If I go more than 5 days I start having some explicit dreams. Sometimes I opt to be fingered or gone down on in lieu of sex because of the time factor.

Shitting I think I can go 4 days- my bf says it isnt normal not to shit every day. But I think every other day is ok.

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"I ated the purple berries...they tasted like burning"

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This puts a whole new meaning into off topic.
Off original topic anyways.

it'll take forever to go 23 sleeps, and then the lack-of-sleeps will go by too fast.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost