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Topic: Your "trademark"
started by: rise888

Posted by rise888 on Jan. 01 2001,01:16

whats everyone's trademark (or special technique) when it comes to pleasing your (or A) woman? Let's share and compare, perhaps we'll learn some new things to try...
if not, then just share your ideas on what makes your woman moan
my gf likes it when she's on all fours and im going down on her from the side (my head is crooked) she says it feels different and hits the spot better

Posted by askheaves on Jan. 01 2001,03:46

Any variation of the 'going down' idea seems to work.

Let her sit on your face
Have her on all fours, alternate licking and inserting
Have her on her back, and just be really good at it

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jan. 01 2001,06:20

My trademark technique is to go down, insert a finger a couple minutes into the deed, find the G-spot (on the top side o' the tube, near the opening of the pelvic bone), bring her to climax, then *quickly* get up and fuck her 'til I can't fuck no more - usually induces sustained and/or multiple orgasm in females. Woo woo!

Posted by incubus on Jan. 01 2001,23:31

gently get her clit between a pair of good strong pliers and pull it off. Rub salt into the leftovers to really make her squeal.

/me chuckles

Posted by The_Stomper on Jan. 03 2001,03:39

My "trademark" is just to be damn good at it. My personal favourite is the missionary position, except I'm slightly higher than normal on the girl (this helps to hit the G-spot for those who don't know). The most important thing is CONTROL. Whether it's pure will or the Austin Powers "Margaret Thatcher on a cold day" routine - don't blow it too soon! I tend to have my girls hit 3 or 4 on the "Rocked-Her" scale before I go off.

Nearly 18 years old, and 7.5". I'm satisfied - but more importantly my ladies are.

The Stomper

Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 03 2001,12:41

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i don't please women.
but i have found that the roadmap to pleasing men begins with blowjobs.

Not quite right.

The roadmap ot pleasing men starts with just showing up. Blowjobs are a good place to go from there.

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.

Posted by kuru on Jan. 03 2001,17:00

i don't please women.
but i have found that the roadmap to pleasing men begins with blowjobs.

where it ends, i don't know. they seem to like so many things.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Posted by pengu1nn on Jan. 03 2001,18:50

hehe
wolf said it best

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 04 2001,00:22

Hehe agreed!

Well...

1) Show up
2) Take your clothes off
3) Blow-jobs and so on... although if they could give me a blow job WITHOUT 1 & 2 I'd be fine with that!

My trademark? Well, it of course remains top secret untill I have a chance to use it! Wouldn't want someone stealing my moves!
... Any volenteers?

Posted by kuru on Jan. 04 2001,02:23

damn.

so you mean i really don't have to suck on it to make guys like me?

shit. and all these years i've been just swallowing and swallowing...

kidding.

actually, the thing i've found that makes men the happiest is finding a chick that isn't an evil, feminazi, man hating bitch.

they seem to like a chick who'll drink beer, watch hockey, and 69 during the intermissions.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 04 2001,14:03

Let it not go unmentioned that some evil, feminazi, man-hating bitches drink beer, watch hockey, and 69 during the intermissions. I've know a few!

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 04 2001,19:35

do they do this with the guys, or with each other?

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Posted by floyd on Jan. 04 2001,21:39

either one sounds good to me

Posted by solid on Jan. 04 2001,22:02

quote:
they seem to like a chick who'll drink beer, watch hockey, and 69 during the intermissions.

i believe this is called a guys girl, and its also one of the best things on earth.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Jan. 05 2001,02:11

Actually, I believe it's called a DVD, and for ศ.95, it comes with free lotion.

Posted by floyd on Jan. 05 2001,14:30

gotsa get me one of these

Posted by Rol3x on Jan. 05 2001,18:58

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
damn.
so you mean i really don't have to suck on it to make guys like me?
shit. and all these years i've been just swallowing and swallowing...
kidding.
actually, the thing i've found that makes men the happiest is finding a chick that isn't an evil, feminazi, man hating bitch.
they seem to like a chick who'll drink beer, watch hockey, and 69 during the intermissions.

so wait, you do that tho? you drink beer, watch hockey and 69 during intermission? damn. kuru, can you come over tonite, i want to watch to Penguins game and have some fun with you.
peace-

This message has been edited by Rol3x on January 06, 2001 at 02:15 PM

Posted by kuru on Jan. 06 2001,02:47

have you not yet read the thread "these two detnetters should hook up" in the classroom?

perhaps you will find your answer as to why i can't come watch the game with you over there.

night night.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost