Topic: Alcamahol + Sex
started by: kixzor2
I think prehaps that I can go further than I normally would when I'm slightly sloshed, than when I'm sober.
Or maybe it's cause I just don't act on my feelings enough when I'm sober?
I do know that my 'Good Friend' (wink wink nudge nudge say no more 'Govner) was loving the fact I was willing to please his pants off the other night 4 Ruskis' worse for wear. Mind you - it was all good.
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Originally posted by kixzor2:
I think prehaps that I can go further than I normally would when I'm slightly sloshed, than when I'm sober.
Hey, want to go have a few drinks? 
as for me, when i drink its either a big no go or it just dont stop going.
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
Yah know, that reminds me. Today when I finnished peeing, I looked down, and I said to myself (yes, outloud), "It's good to be a man. Just look at you, you big hot slab of penis! It's been a long 18 years, but you hung through it, and you've changed so much. I'm very proud of you." Then I put it back in my pants.
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
Increased Alcohol = Increased Sex Drive
Increased Alcohol = Decreased Performance
or, as alcohol increased:
SexDrive = 1/Performance
I'm going to forget that PersonGuy said anything recently about his schlong. I do this because 'Stop or My Mom Will Shoot' came on, and I began to curse my penis after seeing Estelle Getty.
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Originally posted by incubus:
yeah ... get some ales down me and I can shag for ages ... and the effect lasts on to the morning after, too. :P
that is because the more alcohol you drink the less sensitive your skin becomes.. i had had about 10 shots of vodka (total mixed) a couple nights ago and walked home at about 5 in the morning. (we've had 40 inches of snow in a month here, and its cold as fuck usually below zero w/o windchill - even as low as -22 about a week ago). all i had on was this corduroy coat that is more for looks than to keep you warm for any period of time.
and guess what, i wasn't cold at all... the alcohol had done its trick, of course it didn't make me immune to the frigid temperature so i have had a really bad cold today, but at the time i was fine, i even sang most of the way home...
fun story huh?
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If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. - William Blake
As for sex, it definately makes people easier
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El Numero Dos
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Men's Rules for women number 30:
If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
-edit: Not Egyptians, everyone. Well.. I'm not sure about Africa, and the America's didn't have any before the 'white-man' came. But I know that Europe and Asia did.
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
This message has been edited by j0eSmith on January 07, 2001 at 06:47 PM
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Originally posted by kuru:
beer.
helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
my roomate has that poster
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Originally posted by askheaves:
Corn
Mmm...Corn.
guh?
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
I'm perplexed.
/me scratches head