Forum: Sex
Topic: portrman is an ugly pig!
started by: demonk

Posted by demonk on Dec. 20 2000,18:14
I should know, I live with him!
Posted by askheaves on Dec. 20 2000,18:19
hey portrman, reach over your shoulder and slap your roommate for wasting our time... butthead.
Posted by portrman on Dec. 20 2000,19:00
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Let me explain to everyone why he calls me a pig. You see back home, where he and I grew up, he was always fasinated with animals. And well as you could imagine he was also learning about his own sexuality at the same time. So he started with his dog, then moved to his cat because the dogs was bigger then his and he was ashamed. Well then he moved to other animals when he gained more confindence and well now he fav animal is a pig. Well I made the stupid mistake of "experimenting" with him while a school this year and so really calling me a pig is a complement.
</NC-17 Material?

And I would askheaves but we aren't at school right now, its winter break right now. But don't worry I will smack him just how he likes it when we get back, hahahaha(evil laugh)

Damn I have one demented fucked up mind. And I enjoy every minute with it, hehe. Imagine, turning a some-what rude comment into some sort of complement. I must be a hero to everyone out there!


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If more people thought like me, the world would be a much better place. Either that or we would just kill each other, hmmm.....


Posted by Spydir Web on Dec. 20 2000,21:39
quote:
I must be a hero to everyone out there!

actually you seem pretty queer... not that i got a problem with that, do whatever you want...

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Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 21 2000,10:18
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
hey portrman, reach over your shoulder and slap your roommate for wasting our time... butthead.

Good one!

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.


Posted by portrman on Dec. 21 2000,15:59
ouch Spydir Web
but no, Im just kinda fucked in the head :-)

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If more people thought like me, the world would be a much better place. Either that or we would just kill each other, hmmm.....


Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 21 2000,17:38
Agreed.

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 21 2000,18:25
i'm glad my roommate doesn't read this board. he would probably have me institutionalized.
Posted by demonk on Dec. 21 2000,20:14
Oink Oink baby!
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