Forum: Sex
Topic: ch1ckie will you marry me?
started by: whtdrgn_2

Posted by DuSTman on Dec. 18 2000,20:28
I think its 30 posts before you get called a l33t hax0r.
Posted by Sithiee on Dec. 18 2000,23:20
long time ago for me...but i think it was like 33
Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 19 2000,05:45
That's right ch1ckie... I love you and want you to marry me... :-) (Actually I just want to use to to get this lam0r off of my name, and then throw you away)... Do you have an older sister?
Posted by DuSTman on Dec. 19 2000,06:27
Oh! l-33-t!
Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 19 2000,10:04
quote:
Originally posted by DuSTman:
I think its 30 posts before you get called a l33t hax0r.

it will not matter how much the nugget posts, he will never be 1337...

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 19 2000,10:13
THats all fine and done, but will ch1ckie marry me?
Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 19 2000,13:39
I got 10 that says no.

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Posted by jim on Dec. 19 2000,13:50
10? Dollars?? If the odds are in your favor by a margin of more than 50\% it's not a gamble it's an investment!

I'd bet the farm she says NO!

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 19 2000,14:14
I take that be (I've always wanted to be a farmer).
Posted by askheaves on Dec. 19 2000,14:18
I'm more inclined to believe that she would 'say' yes, but not mean it... seeing as how you're already married
Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 19 2000,14:55
This post wwas just a compliment to ch1ickie. Think about it. Her pictures show just how buitiful she is, not to mention that she actually knows that there was a programming language called "b" and it was what "c" was based off of. When I tell my wife that I am writing some "c" code for work she just says "Okay whatever" which translates to "I don't care". You have to admit that ch1ckie and most if not all of the women of detnet (sounds like a issue of playboy), would be fine catches. I would never leave my wife for ch1ckie; however, if I wasn't married, I might just move to Canada to seek her hand.

NOTE: I posted this in the Sex chanel for a reason. Ch1ckie is a cuite :-)


Posted by ch1ckie on Dec. 19 2000,15:18
erm...i dont know what to say in risk of hurting anyone's feelings.... so uh....i'm already engaged :)
Posted by Wolfguard on Dec. 19 2000,15:57
im enraged too, these posts have been a complete waste of my ti...

Huh...?

Oh, engaged...Nevermind

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 19 2000,16:11
Don't worry ch1ckie, im actually married, and I plan on staying that way.

And you wouldn't hurt my feelings if you said NO. But you could help me win a farm by saying yes, then we can break off the engagement in a few months, anfter you realize that I am just like all other men.


Posted by jim on Dec. 19 2000,16:16
You'd get a farm + บ.

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 19 2000,16:34
I guess if she says no I should pay out. How about my "Got Root" shirt?
Posted by Sithiee on Dec. 19 2000,18:02
what if jim doesn have a farm? or if it is a farm like in ethan frome...oh shit....english is getting to me...im gonna go bang my head on a wall....
Posted by askheaves on Dec. 19 2000,19:29
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
or if it is a farm like in ethan frome...oh shit....english is getting to me...im gonna go bang my head on a wall....

I hated Ethan Frome. It was like a Michael Crichten book with shit that kept happening wrong with him. Didn't everybody die in a sledding accident? What a dumb fucking book. </Rant>

I wouldn't mind winning a farm, though. There's an osterich farm halfway between Phoenix and Tucson that seems to be for sale. If somebody wants to buy it so they can bet it, that'd be cool.

Just say yes, ch1ckie. I need a farm too I also need to stop posting after staring at computer monitors all day.


Posted by ch1ckie on Dec. 19 2000,20:33
how bout i say yes, get the farm, and make it into a detnet farm. heh with ch1ckens and p1gs and c0ws..... and you all could come over ride the horsies for a dollar.
Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 19 2000,21:04
quote:
Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
Don't worry ch1ckie, im actually married, and I plan on staying that way.

We're all glad that you could be so honest. I'm sure ch1ckie appriciates it most. ch1ckies feeling were becoming confused, and her heart was torn between her fiance and you, lam0r whtdrgn_2. Sleepless nights have been the result of you maddening experience, but now she can rest a little better. There's always a place in her heart for you... it hurst a little now... but it's there...

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BWAHAHAHAHA!! Heeeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeeeeee.

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Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 19 2000,21:37
quote:
Originally posted by ch1ckie:
....i'm already engaged

O_O
youre engaged!?!? but youre like... 20 or something! what? no college?

well... uhm... congradulations anyway
take pictures

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by j0eSmith on Dec. 19 2000,23:13
ugh, dude. She was being sarcastic.. well not really sarcastic.. funny.. yeah thats the word. funny.

She said she was engaged so as to get out of the predicament of answering whtdrgn_2.

*I also apologize preemptivly if you, Rhydant, were also being sarcastic*

**also if ch1ckie really is engaged**

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 20 2000,10:20
Well ok but we need a name for the Detnet farm. And we can call cr0 "Old Mc Cr0bar", and it can be "Old man Cr0's farm". Yea and a broken old red tracktor. Can I slop the hogs?

NOTE: Ch1ckie you have made me a very happy man. :-P Oh yea were do you want to go on our honeymoon. I can take you to the Bahamas, or Costa Rico, anywhere you want to go. How about Siberia?

This message has been edited by whtdrgn_2 on December 20, 2000 at 05:24 AM


Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 20 2000,14:12
Here is the detnet farm song.

Old Mc Cr0bar had a farm e i e i o
and on his farm he had an NT server e i e i o
with a crash crash here
and a crash crash there
here a crash
there a crash
everywere a crash crash
Oh, old Mc Cr0bar had a farm e i e i o


Posted by ch1ckie on Dec. 20 2000,22:49
HEH j0esmith, i'm not really engaged.... but i'm perfectly happy with my steady boyfriend...and i'm not 20...i'm 17 (but my birthday is in 3 days? :D)
Posted by Sithiee on Dec. 21 2000,08:40
dont you mean flamer?
Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Dec. 21 2000,10:17
Happy birth day ch1ckie. And best of luck with you steady boyfriend. It is a shame that you turned down a honeymoon in costa rica for him, but hey - in the face of love we are all blind.

I also don't think that we con consider cr0bar old, but the thought of Cr0 sitting on a rocking chair with a banjo in his hand is just too funny.

I could have made you a happy wife, after all you know what they say about us Italians.

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Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 21 2000,17:44
uhm... i wasnt being sarcastic. i believe anything thats said that sounds reasonably true. god damn you poeple. messing with my mind again..... youre posioning me...

your b-day is in 3? mines in 6! HAW HAW!


Old Mc Cr0bar had a farm, e i e i o
and on this farm he had a forum, e i e i o
with a flammer here,
and a flammer there,
here a flammer
there a flammer,
every where a flammer, flammer
old Mc Cr0bar had a farm, e i e i o

oh man, that was lame.

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 23 2000,17:53
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
dont you mean flamer?

...
its never good enough, is it?!

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by floyd on Jan. 03 2001,20:22
hey my birthday was the 27th too rhy
unless you can't count, we have the same b-day
Posted by Rhydant on Jan. 03 2001,22:45
/me counts on his fingers and toes...
hey, youre right!
hrm... im 16 now. old enough to drive, too young to go anywhere fun

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Posted by floyd on Jan. 03 2001,23:04
i'm 15 now...yeah, screwed like you
Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 04 2001,00:26
YOU'RE 15!!! Hrm... some "jizz-master"... pasha!

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 04 2001,02:27
that's the first time i've seen jizz mentioned in a discussion that involves a marriage proposal.

this thread has however given me some rather interesting things to think about. thanks for the philosophical fodder, wht.

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 04 2001,13:49
Not to mention one hell of a tune!

Not Fatbitch - I did not mention my WIFE!

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 04 2001,13:54
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
that's the first time i've seen jizz mentioned in a discussion that involves a marriage proposal.

Im thinking i should of made that part the proposal my first time around. Im thinking it would of been more fun.

...Hmmm...now in that case who would of been down on one knee?...

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.


Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 04 2001,14:10
Heh...

MARRY THE JIZZ-MASTER! I 0WN J00R TP!

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Posted by floyd on Jan. 04 2001,14:34
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
YOU'RE 15!!! Hrm... some "jizz-master"... pasha!


You forget, Personguy, that s jizz-master is one that doesn't have the means to, uh, like pursue shit that comes with age. Therefore, being in a situation with such desperation allows me to ponder and pursue ultimate MASTURBATIONAL wisdom.


Posted by kuru on Jan. 04 2001,19:37
wolf: not me. i go down on both knees for stability reasons.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 05 2001,06:23
What? So you're clawing at a leather fetish chastity belt???

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 07 2001,10:25
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
wolf: not me. i go down on both knees for stability reasons.

Are you sure you dont want to get married?

On the knees with out a pillow sucks. One of the problems with going down on a chick while she is standing up. my knees cant take it.

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Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 07 2001,10:49
quote:
Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
Not Fatbitch - I did not mention my WIFE!

umm... you just did


Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 07 2001,13:38
That was the joke.

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 08 2001,01:23
i can't have a guy go down on me while standing up. my knees start to get all shaky and forget keeping my balance when i orgasm.

i'm more likely to crush a skull between my thighs.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 08 2001,12:20
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
i can't have a guy go down on me while standing up. my knees start to get all shaky and forget keeping my balance when i orgasm.

i'm more likely to crush a skull between my thighs.


That is what the St Andrews cross is for...well one of its many uses

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Leaving the trees was a bad idea.
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Posted by kuru on Jan. 08 2001,23:35
that's not standing up, it's tied up.

and that, makes all the difference.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 09 2001,16:21
Damnit Kuru what have I told you about treasing me.

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me


Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 09 2001,16:58
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
that's not standing up, it's tied up.

and that, makes all the difference.


so what will it be? The rope or the leather straps? Could even use a little of both

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Posted by kuru on Jan. 10 2001,04:43
what kinda computer geek are you?

use cat-5 cable.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Wolfguard on Jan. 10 2001,10:39
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
what kinda computer geek are you?

use cat-5 cable.


Bah! the cat-5 is for the cat-0-9. makes for lots of nice stingy ends

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Posted by porn_dealer on Jan. 11 2001,03:35
If we have a WEEK without any _____ is a cut1e posts...I will pay every registered member on this board 10 bucks...wait, I can't make that claim...oh well.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jan. 11 2001,08:21
i think we have already gone one or two. give me 20 dollars now, you bitch.
Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 11 2001,12:49
Nobody liked my I'm a cuttie thread. And thats just the simple truth. I work out at Balleys three to four nights a week, so I hope that it would have a positive improvement on my looks (of course the diet of a geek doesn't help). I can send a picture but that damn camera keeps breaking everytime I try to take a picture of myself.

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me


Posted by PersonGuy on Jan. 11 2001,14:10
I guess the camera didn't like that thread either...

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Jan. 11 2001,15:25
Ch1ckie,

Since noone in this entire comunity can take a joke. I formerly withdrawl my proposal for your hand in marriage (nothing personal). Mabey in another life (or personality).

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Posted by ch1ckie on Jan. 12 2001,21:04
heh i think that your last post puts an imaginary lock on this thread. thank god.
Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 14 2001,02:24
now that whtdrgn_2 is out of the way...

hehehe

ch1ckie is so hot...*sigh*


Posted by fatbitch on Jan. 14 2001,02:53
nice smiley with the hearts dude catknight always seems to come up with the rad smileys
Posted by kuru on Jan. 14 2001,04:47
you got some uh.. brown stuff.....there on your nose....

*offers fatbitch a kleenex*

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Vigilante on Jan. 14 2001,18:58
Silly boy. No chick can resist an animated heart-smiley.


Posted by CatKnight on Jan. 14 2001,23:39
nah that one is more for like, if you see a pair of nice boobs walking down the street with a good looking lady attached

mine is more like, the giddy, in love, sorta smiley.


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