Forum: Sex
Topic: Skirts
started by: Dark Knight Bob

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 08 2001,10:22
why don't gurls where more skirts nowadays its not fair you all seem to just wear trousers now. for a guy like me who likes a bit of ass and thigh it just aint what it used to be.

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Posted by Jimi on Nov. 08 2001,10:33
I agree, trousers are for men, skirts are for women, that's the whole way it should would, however I'm retaking GCSE Maths and one of the cute girls opposite me was wearing a very revealing skirt last week, very hard to concentrate... But I didn't complain.
Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 08 2001,10:39
Theres a few women here who wear skirts. They also wear nice sandals that show off them nice painted toes!!!

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Posted by Nikita on Nov. 08 2001,10:51
The ladies in the ballroom dance team wear really short skirts ... and dance in 2-3 inch heels too - defined leg muscles a showin'!
Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 08 2001,12:14
I wear skirts at least half of the week. Usually long rather tight skirts, with boots and/or high heels, but occasionally also a nice short skirt.

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Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 08 2001,16:08
I miniskirts + knee-high leather boots
Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 08 2001,16:25
bring on the thigh high boots and the whip!

Sorry...

Got excited there for a moment...

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Posted by just_dave on Nov. 08 2001,16:33
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
I wear skirts at least half of the week. Usually long rather tight skirts, with boots and/or high heels, but occasionally also a nice short skirt.



/me orders LiNeY a plane ticket to the US with his address on it.

Sounds Nice LiNeY maybe you could icq me some more pics sometime??



Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 08 2001,18:44
quote:
Originally posted by just_dave:
Sounds Nice LiNeY maybe you could icq me some more pics sometime??


Well as soon as I get good recent ones, maybe... what would I get in return?

As to CK: Would black knee high boots and a short red skirt do?

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 08 2001,18:56
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
The ladies in the ballroom dance team wear really short skirts ... and dance in 2-3 inch heels too - defined leg muscles a showin'!

From the 2 hours of dancing I watched at college park I can yes they were, very well defined...

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Posted by incubus on Nov. 08 2001,19:02
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
From the 2 hours of dancing I watched at college park I can yes they were, very well defined...


perv!!

Not that I wouldnt be

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Posted by just_dave on Nov. 09 2001,00:48
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Well as soon as I get good recent ones, maybe... what would I get in return?

In return I guess I would trade ya my new pics, if they are any count... if not I will find something.. hehe


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 09 2001,03:35
aw damn you were at the college park comp? Shoulda told me! Ah well.
Posted by afropik on Nov. 09 2001,04:23
It's all about the new long skirt dress whatever style that's going around now.

mmm... sexy


Posted by veilside on Nov. 09 2001,12:12
hmm... if only skirts were required to wear in high school, like in japan..
Posted by Spydir on Nov. 09 2001,12:48
HOLY FUCK! YOU WEAR PANTS!!!!!!!

I know *I* Don't...

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Posted by smartsnake on Nov. 09 2001,16:45
I saw a guy in a skirt today...
Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 09 2001,17:00
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Well as soon as I get good recent ones, maybe... what would I get in return?

As to CK: Would black knee high boots and a short red skirt do?


:drool:


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 09 2001,17:58
Give me a break, you guys all act like you have never seen a girl in a skirt before! Open your eyes, they are everywhere! That's like me saying OMG you where pants!!!! I will give you a plane ticket to come and show me!!
Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 09 2001,19:10
quote:
Originally posted by smartsnake:
I saw a guy in a skirt today...

well...it would be normal if you were in Scottland or the village in NY.


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Posted by smartsnake on Nov. 09 2001,19:53
Lol this wasnt a kilt.
Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Nov. 09 2001,20:27
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Give me a break, you guys all act like you have never seen a girl in a skirt before! Open your eyes, they are everywhere! That's like me saying OMG you where pants!!!! I will give you a plane ticket to come and show me!!

But you can't see up someones pants.


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 11 2001,10:16
ok you cant look up trousers to catch a glimpse of a gurls thong/panties/nothing

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 11 2001,11:03
I don't like skirts, and I don't wear 'em.

Too uncomfortable. Can't lounge around, be active, and generally be relaxed in one.

As for those high heels, they make legs look nice but they're highly damaging to the feet and the tendons in the lower leg.

Wear them long enough, you get corns, callouses, misshapen toes, and your achilles tendon shrinks until you can no longer stand flat on your feet.

If men love skirts and heels so much, they oughta wear them.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 11 2001,11:13
men dont have a vagina with which to have people spy the outline of underneath.

and besides skirts show off the legs better

EDIT: plus you can hitch a gurls skirt up and fuck like rabbits

well thats the theory i've yet to find a gurl with which to fuck

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This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on November 12, 2001 at 06:15 AM


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 11 2001,11:35
Aww the heels aren't all that bad - I just wouldn't wear them (and standing) for more than 2 hours at a time. They do start to hurt/pinch after that. I only wear them for competitions. Usually stick to flats or very low heel. Plus stretching out afterwards feels great.

I used to be and still am a tomboy - I don't really have that many skirts and it's an extremely rare occasion that I decide to wear one other than special occasions. And it's cold. I don't want a cold draft 'tween my legs

Since the men seem to fancy women in skirts and heels, what do us women want to see on men?


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 11 2001,14:32
I wore a skirt to school today... short black corduroy one... sort of cute. But I froze my legs off on the way home... and nobody was there to warm me up! *pout*

Anyway, about heels... statistics say that 4-4.5 cm is the best height for standing etc. I rarely go higher than that. Though, no heel at all makes my feet ache really, except for when it's running shoes. God, I want to wear running shoes and cargo pants... *sigh* with boxers underneath... no more dressing up. *dreaming*

And as to what I'd like to see on men... hmmm... jeans are sexy on guys who can wear them. And most every guy looks good in a tux. Khaki pants and t-shirts are sexy as hell, too!

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Posted by miNus on Nov. 11 2001,15:00
quote:
... and nobody was there to warm me up! *pout*

I'm telling you LiNeY, you have to move over to the States, you would have guys crawling all over you to warm up your legs

quote:
Khaki pants and t-shirts are sexy as hell, too!

That makes me happy because pretty much all I own is baggyish khakis or pseudo-khakis and tshirts

And girls in khakis/tshirts are sexy as fsck too! Sometimes moreso than skirts... it forces guys to get their perverted imaginations working harder with less skin showing.

This message has been edited by miNus on November 12, 2001 at 10:03 AM


Posted by kuru on Nov. 11 2001,19:03
Y'all can have skirts. Not even on my *dead* body will one ever appear. I hate them on about the same level I hate dentistry without painkillers.

As for what guys look good in: army pants and t-shirts with work boots, or jeans and t-shirts with running shoes.

heaves: Don't worry, you always look great. Especially in nothing at all.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by ASCIIMan on Nov. 11 2001,21:35
Lessee...

Jeans - check
T-Shirts - check
Running shoes - check.

You've just described my entire closet.

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on November 12, 2001 at 04:36 PM


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 11 2001,22:36
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
And girls in khakis/tshirts are sexy as fsck too! Sometimes moreso than skirts... it forces guys to get their perverted imaginations working harder with less skin showing.

miNus..you just hit on something I've noticed. I wear pretty tight, pretty low cut stuff a lot (it's comfy when I have to dress up for work) and I get little comments here and there from my guy friends. (ex. BOOBBIEEESS!!!!, Can I tuch the hiney??, etc.) But on the rare occassions some of these guy friends have seen me in my "relax time" clothes, they all proclaimed what a shame it was that I was married because they really wanted to jump me. I found this a bit odd. (My relaxing clothes consist of a little boy's white T and HUGE grey fleece pants and I'm often wearing my glasses at that point). What's up with that? Would you mind explaining? Is it just the imagination factor or easier access to the goods or cuteness factor or something else?


Posted by afropik on Nov. 12 2001,02:43
It just takes more to look good in regular clothes. Hell, almost anyone can look sexy in certain clothes, but it takes that extra mile to look good in sweats and a t-shirt.
Posted by miNus on Nov. 12 2001,02:45
Yeah, I think it's partly the imagination thing (which can be bad if they over speculate), but mostly probably the cuteness thing.

It's like a chick wearing boxer shorts... it's just... damn sexy, it's hard to explain.

I really don't know how to explain it. Probably because it's late and I'm tired. And guys are mostly instinct, as opposed to intellect, so, I dunno.


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 12 2001,09:51
i can understand how some gurls just arent skirt gurls but why the hell did they have to bring trousers into fashion for women ...damn equal rights and all that guff

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Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 12 2001,12:06
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
But on the rare occassions some of these guy friends have seen me in my "relax time" clothes, they all proclaimed what a shame it was that I was married because they really wanted to jump me. I found this a bit odd. (My relaxing clothes consist of a little boy's white T and HUGE grey fleece pants and I'm often wearing my glasses at that point). ...

All your guy friends secretly want to jump a little boy that wears glasses?

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 12 2001,12:43
Because, god damnit, I look dead sexy in pants.

My snap-up pants, a t-shirt, a hoodie, and my hair pulled back in a pony tail.

If my eyes are really tired, I put my glasses on.

And I'm always hearing how sexy that is. The guys seem to like it even more if they know that my Vickie's are underneath.

I can't tolerate tight clothes at all, and my chest is too damned big for anything low cut to be reasonable. I'm not tryin to be no Dolly Parton all walkin around with these giant hooters.

Not that it stops men. I've gotten hit on at work, gotten hit on at school, gotten hit on at JOB INTERVIEWS. I had one guy interview my breasts for 3 hours. Seriously, he asked them quesitons. And I was in a butch-cut pin striped suit, with *pants* for crying out loud.

He later told me "Don't worry, your breasts weren't all I looked at. I checked out your ass too."

I have a feeling men would still get turned on if I wore a damn burlap sack.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 12 2001,13:18
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
Because, god damnit, I look dead sexy in pants.

If you're sexy and you know it post a pic!!!

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Posted by Observer on Nov. 12 2001,13:30
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
And I was in a butch-cut pin striped suit, with *pants* for crying out loud.

Come on, that suit looks really good!

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Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 12 2001,13:40
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:

It's like a chick wearing boxer shorts... it's just... damn sexy, it's hard to explain.


Boxers... I'd wear them always, if I knew how to fit them into the *damn* pantyhose.

Guys, honestly. Which do you prefer? All dressed up with skirt and heels and makeup and hairdo and matching accessories? Or just the old jeans/cargoes, shirt, I-just-crawled-out-of-bed look? The right answer might save me about half an hour each morning...

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 12 2001,13:43
So it does, so it does.

So does my "Anne Robinson" type suit, and the one with the zebra print jacket.

Of course, both of them have pants, and I either wear running shoes or my black boots with both of them.

Greasemonk: I posted a pic once didn't I?

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 12 2001,13:49
Hmmm I cant remember. Its been a long time....

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Posted by Nikita on Nov. 12 2001,14:11
My pajamas are boxers and a spaghetti strap top! Or just go w/ undies and same top ...

As for which guys prefer I dunno ... one's eye candy, but the other should be easier to unwrap ...


Posted by Observer on Nov. 12 2001,14:26
She did post one, but I believe it was in that picture thread that went to hell. It was a picture of her eyes.

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Posted by veilside on Nov. 12 2001,14:44
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Guys, honestly. Which do you prefer?
i guess i prefer just a normal look... if i think the girl's cute, she'll look cute all the time to me

but a skirt, now there's a pleasant surprise that's nice once in a while


Posted by miNus on Nov. 12 2001,16:51
Yeah I forgot to add that while many girls can look good in a skirt, some can look absolutely fucking awesome (pun intented)

I'd imagine one or two of the girls around here would look dynamite in a shortish skirt and some tall boots.

Uh, ok, I gotta go now...


Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 12 2001,16:58
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Yeah I forgot to add that while many girls can look good in a skirt, some can look absolutely fucking awesome (pun intented)

I'd imagine one or two of the girls around here would look dynamite in a shortish skirt and some tall boots.

Uh, ok, I gotta go now...


...and fishnet stockings and pumps :^)

I love it when a woman wears one of my white tshirts and nothing else, then she sits on my lap and I nibble on them nipples through the shirt!!


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This message has been edited by Greasemonk on November 13, 2001 at 12:00 PM


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 12 2001,18:07
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
All your guy friends secretly want to jump a little boy that wears glasses?


HAHAHA
I don't know any "little boys" w/a size 36C breast size and enough ass and hips to share. (Not taking into account that I have mid-back length hair now and used to have it down to my ass, since boys can have long hair too.) I've never been mistaken for a boy. In my life. Well after 2 years old and I grew some damned hair.


Posted by kuru on Nov. 12 2001,18:31

Fine.. Here's a kuru pic. again.
< http://www.mirthless.org/pics/eye.jpg >

Maybe when I get home from work, I might post another.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by miNus on Nov. 12 2001,20:54
Aaaah, you like Bryce, eh kuru?

See if you can get, err... *cough* buy a copy of Lightwave sometime... A much steeper learning curve, but some pretty awesome shiznit.

Eagerly awaiting the continuation of the series of 'kuru: woman of mystery' pictures.

edit: I like the 'triangle inside' one, is that a photoshop effect you did to the rendering? Gives it a cool effect.

This message has been edited by miNus on November 13, 2001 at 04:01 PM


Posted by kuru on Nov. 12 2001,21:08
I did something to it, but I can't remember what.

These days I don't have a whole lot of time to do the graphics stuff, so I've gone on an extended hiatus.

With work, a social life, and recovering from that nasty illness, practicing at the range, and expanding my non-computer type art, I don't have a lot of free time left.

I'll work on finding some more kuru pics, something that I can post on the web (none of those ones heaves has are acceptable).

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by miNus on Nov. 12 2001,21:35
Depends on how you define 'acceptable', I suppose...

From Webster's Dictionary:

ac·cept·a·ble (ak-sept-ibul)
adj.
Worthy of being accepted.

Adequate to satisfy a need, requirement, or standard; satisfactory.

n3kk1d p1x 0f h0+ ch1x!!11!


Posted by kuru on Nov. 12 2001,22:10
None of the pictures heaves has of me are ever seeing the public light of day.

No naked pictures of me will ever see the light of day, especially not in the age of instant information where they can be disseminated worldwide in under half a second.

I will however try to find some pictures of me with clothes on that can be posted.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Observer on Nov. 12 2001,23:49
Though I think most of the guys here would get a kick out of that picture of your pussy in the tub.

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Posted by miNus on Nov. 13 2001,00:51
Just so you know, I was jokin'

And har har observer... I'm sure it's all hairy and wet... and it has claws too... it's a scary ol' pussy.


Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 13 2001,02:22
posting such pictures around here would prove to be detrimental.. you just know someone with photoshop is cropping, and pasting...

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Posted by demonk on Nov. 13 2001,04:31
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Guys, honestly. Which do you prefer? All dressed up with skirt and heels and makeup and hairdo and matching accessories? Or just the old jeans/cargoes, shirt, I-just-crawled-out-of-bed look? The right answer might save me about half an hour each morning...


I like the just-crawled-out-of-bed look. When I see women all dressed up in skirts and heals, I just think to myself that they must be very uncomfortable. And if a woman is uncomfortable, she probably won't want to "fool around" later.

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Posted by Nikita on Nov. 13 2001,12:51
No, she'll be more than happy to get out of them darned clothes ... with your help of course Think of the clothes as fancy gift wrap or something ...
Posted by blanalex on Nov. 13 2001,15:51
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
Greasemonk: I posted a pic once didn't I?

Yes you did, but it was only your eyes. And boy, they scared the hell out of me!

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 13 2001,19:50
Maybe it is time for a real kuru pic.

The question is whether or not the real kuru will live up to the expectations.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 14 2001,03:43
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
Maybe it is time for a real kuru pic.

The question is whether or not the real kuru will live up to the expectations.


I just saw your pic, you weren't what I expected.


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 14 2001,08:27
quote:
Originally posted by demonk:
[b]I like the just-crawled-out-of-bed look. When I see women all dressed up in skirts and heals, I just think to myself that they must be very uncomfortable. And if a woman is uncomfortable, she probably won't want to "fool around" later.

[/B]


*smack* shu'p y acrazy foo!

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 15 2001,11:17
Dark:

I figured.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


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