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Topic: stupid question, stupid answer...
started by: LiNeY

Posted by incubus on Nov. 01 2001,19:51

One line I usually give is to say "are these yours?" ... the offending fuckwad replies "what?" to which you raise the two finger salute.

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Posted by aletros on Nov. 01 2001,21:46

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
One line I usually give is to say "are these yours?" ... the offending fuckwad replies "what?" to which you raise the two finger salute.

You give them a peace sign?

Posted by Observer on Nov. 01 2001,22:39

Flip it around. He's British.

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Posted by incubus on Nov. 02 2001,00:06

*bing* correct!

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Posted by miNus on Nov. 02 2001,01:49

D'oh! I was thinking like one finger one each hand.

That would work too though.

"Did you drop something?"

Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 02 2001,05:31

Today at school, I was talking with two guys from my class who I don't especially like being that they try to make fun of me all the time. However, suddenly one of them demanded to know whether I was already awaited at the school gate by two policemen. Astonished, I asked "Why?". He pointed at my silver bracelets which I always wear (dedicated follower of Madonna style

) and said "Because of your handcuffs, or whatever that is." I gave him my sweetest smile and replied "Oh no, you got that wrong. These are just bracelets. The only cuffs I wear are black furry ones, from time to time." That shut them up!

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 02 2001,05:44

Hooraa!

Liney: 1
Weirdo idiots for not liking you: 0

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Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 02 2001,08:12

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
i dont get it

Me neither. I'm a blonde.

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!

Posted by incubus on Nov. 02 2001,14:57

Ok, here's mike's subtitled guide to:

Are these yours?

LiNeY is portrayed by the dashingly handsome actor speaking in green text.

The guy you were speaking to is played by the spankingly gorgeous actor using white text.

All characters portrayed in this demonstration are ficticious. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, are purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the making of this demonstration.

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

This message has been edited by incubus on November 03, 2001 at 11:06 AM

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Nov. 02 2001,16:24

Damn. Remind me never to make the peace sign in England!

Stupid Brits... can't spell, can't understand simple sign language...

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 02 2001,17:21

i dont get it

Posted by incubus on Nov. 02 2001,18:36

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
Damn. Remind me never to make the peace sign in England!
Stupid Brits... can't spell, can't understand simple sign language...

Look, it's easy. Two fingers up, fingernails pointing away from you = FUCK OFF

Two fingers up, fingernails pointing towards you = I LOVE YOU MAN

The fuck off sign stems from when we were fighting the French. We used longbows and they used slow-ass crossbows, consequently we pissed all over them. If a frenchman captured an english archer, they would cut off those two fingers (used to draw back the bowstring).

In retaliation, before every battle, the french would raise their fingers in a "Ha-ha, i got my fingers and you won't soon" type pisstake manouver.

HTH

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 02 2001,22:50

isnt there this thing where we arent supposed to mention anything about vietnam in america? or how they fund the ira... chh i dont know americans these days

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Posted by masher on Nov. 03 2001,03:31

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
The fuck off sign stems from when we were fighting the French. We used longbows and they used slow-ass crossbows, consequently we pissed all over them. If a frenchman captured an english archer, they would cut off those two fingers (used to draw back the bowstring).
In retaliation, before every battle, the french would raise their fingers in a "Ha-ha, i got my fingers and you won't soon" type pisstake manouver.

Thats backwards.

The Brits did it to the French. Basically saying these fingers are going to kill u soon.

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spdfgh

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 03 2001,03:54

and this is why i dont live in britain. its history is too FUCKING complicated.

i think ill stick to the verbal form of "fuck you", thank you very much.

back to GTA3

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 03 2001,06:09

no wonder my french and british buddies are always at each other's throats ... damn europeans

Posted by incubus on Nov. 03 2001,15:21

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
no wonder my french and british buddies are always at each other's throats ... damn europeans

Na, we're cool now. We just happened to fight them a lot a coupla hundred years ago <g>

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Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 03 2001,16:36

anyone else notice that incubus is married?

heh heh heh

Posted by incubus on Nov. 04 2001,00:12

Fuck knows. It's a Feng Shui ring and it fitted on that finger.

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 04 2001,01:35

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
Fuck knows. It's a Feng Shui ring and it fitted on that finger.

what happened to that dashingly handsome actor? :P

Posted by incubus on Nov. 04 2001,03:26

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
what happened to that dashingly handsome actor? :P

SLATE, if you're gonna chat me up, do it over ICQ

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

Posted by askheaves on Nov. 04 2001,04:26

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
unless that's an Order of the Engineer ring ...

Wow. I hadn't thought about my Order of the Engineer ring in over a year. Wonder where that thing is. I wore that every day for about 6 months.

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 04 2001,05:21

I thought that the bondage ... err, wedding ring is worn on the left hand ... unless that's an Order of the Engineer ring ... or if the pic is flipped

Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 04 2001,10:24

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
oh, so you engineers get special rings now, eh?

yeah, they are real neat. If you blow into it it sounds like a fire siren.

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Posted by askheaves on Nov. 04 2001,11:51

And it'll get you into certain clubs. It's a secret society... whoops, I've said too much.

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 04 2001,13:37

and it's also a secret decoder for ... *mmmph* *thud!*

Posted by incubus on Nov. 04 2001,15:28

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
and it's also a secret decoder for ... *mmmph* *thud!*

Nikita, I told you to stop unzipping my fly! <g>

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 04 2001,15:36

oh you SO wish

Ok have to go change my identity now. Shhh, they're watching ...

Posted by incubus on Nov. 04 2001,15:54

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
oh you SO wish Ok have to go change my identity now. Shhh, they're watching ...

Aluminium hats all the way, baby!

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 04 2001,17:20

oh, so you engineers get special rings now, eh?

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 05 2001,09:55

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
and this is why i dont live in britain. its history is too FUCKING complicated.
i think ill stick to the verbal form of "fuck you", thank you very much.
back to GTA3

yeah its a bitch having some REAL history isnt it?

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 05 2001,20:58

uhm.... if you say so.

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 05 2001,21:01

wait a minute....

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 05 2001,21:02

1337 posts!
i have reached my goal!
...and now im never coming back.

heh heh.

er... sorry.

Posted by Nikita on Nov. 05 2001,21:05

I remember chinese history was a super bitch and three-quarters ... I was still learning the language at the time and reading all the characters made me nauseous. I don't know how far back it goes but I was glad to move to another country

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 11 2001,10:26

so by that rational this gives proof that americans are lazy cos they have a short history.

hurrah i win!

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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital

Posted by kuru on Nov. 11 2001,11:11

Those Engineer rings are hard to get.

Microsoft gives out these immitation ones that turns your finger green. So do a few other schools^W companies of thought.

Actual Engineer rings take years to get, if the process doesn't kill you first.

But then you get to watch people from other departments in your university point at you and say very quietly "That's an engineer. They're crazy people. See how pale they are?"

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