Forum: Sex
Topic: Dear Penthouse...
started by: askheaves

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 29 2001,02:11
So, I was waiting in the terminal to get on my flight to Minneapolis when a girl started walking up to the row of seats I was in. She asked me if she thought we needed to check in, and we talked about all the crap that was happening recently and I showed her that she had a boarding pass and was clear to enter the plane. From there, we talked for the hour we waited for boarding.

During this time, we talked about what we do for a living, how old we are (both 23), what we do for fun, etc. I told her that I had been to a bar the night before (Sullivan's... very nice place) and proceeded to tell her about the excursions my boss takes us on, including trips to McMahon's (high class steak joint). I asked her, "If it's not to bold, or weird, would you like to go to McMahon's some time?" and, she said yes.

I told her I thought we should get a seat together on the plane, and we did. We sat there through takeoff, talked, etc. She pulled out the book she was reading, and it was "Best of Lesbian Erotic Readings" or something. Anyways, we read lesbian erotic porn for a while. I asked her if she was a lesbian, and she avoided the question.

Long story short (too late) she's a bisexual stripper, clean now, who's a tech person for AOL's support center. SHE'S A GODDAMN LESBIAN STRIPPER COMPUTER GEEK! AND SHE LIVES HERE IN TUCSON! SHE'S GORGEOUS, SHE'S FUNNY AND FUN TO TALK TO, INTERSTING, AND WEARS GLASSES. Not a whole lot of strikes against her. She let me buddy-buddy up to her on the flight, and it was nice.

She's actually moving to New York mid-November, so I don't have a whole lot of time to experience with her. But, I had this new outlook on life all weekend.

Bad part. I called her tonight to talk to her, and somebody's cell cut out. I called her back a few times, and kept getting answering machine (like, phone dead type). Called her a bit later and left my number, and haven't gotten a phone call back. Don't know what to think. She was really cool and I really just want to know how her trip went more than anything else. If nothing else, it was a good story :-D

I'll just be over her sitting confused now.


Posted by porn_dealer on Oct. 29 2001,02:14
quote:
SHE'S A GODDAMN LESBIAN STRIPPER COMPUTER GEEK! AND SHE LIVES HERE IN TUCSON! SHE'S GORGEOUS, SHE'S FUNNY AND FUN TO TALK TO, INTERSTING, AND WEARS GLASSES.

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
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Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 29 2001,03:38
it's amazing how life can throw curveballs at you for no reason than to fuck with your head.. i wish you the best of luck with that lady... too bad on her moving though...
Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 29 2001,04:04
....heaves.... if she doenst call you back, youve just lost the best FUCKING THING that could ever EVER happen to you.

but best of luck!

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 29 2001,14:54
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AND WEARS GLASSES.

well you got my attention


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 29 2001,16:32
If she doesn't call you back, can I have her number?
Just some warning;
Never ever ever ever (don't say I didn't warn you) get serious with a stripper. They are all psycho. All of them. Trust me on this, she is psycho. But strippers also rule in bed. So hit that before she moves!
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 29 2001,18:58
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Originally posted by Wiley:
If she doesn't call you back, can I have her number?
Just some warning;
Never ever ever ever (don't say I didn't warn you) get serious with a stripper. They are all psycho. All of them. Trust me on this, she is psycho. But strippers also rule in bed. So hit that before she moves!

I might be mistaken, but I could have sworn I was at your site yesterday and saw something about you getting married!!! If thats true you dont need a strippers number!

This message has been edited by Dark-Angel99 on October 30, 2001 at 01:58 PM


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 29 2001,19:14
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
...I was at your site yesterday and saw something about you getting married!!! If thats true you dont need a strippers number!

What about the bachelor party? I'm going to need some strippers for that.


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 29 2001,23:51
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
If thats true you dont need a strippers number!

Whats wrong with you? Just like french fries, theres always room for strippers.

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Posted by afropik on Oct. 30 2001,02:03
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Just like french fries, theres always room for strippers.



I thought that was jell-o.

Jell-O + strippers? w00t


Posted by askheaves on Oct. 30 2001,02:08
Well, she didn't call tonight so far.

If she doesn't call tomorrow, I'll give her one more try. If all goes badly, I'll just go under the assumption that she thinks that she would fall deeply in love with me if she were to talk to me, but can't let that happen due to her life circumstances. That suits me much better than any alternatives.


Posted by Tattered on Oct. 30 2001,03:33
Mmm.. always room for jello.
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