Topic: very sad mathematical sex talk
started by: Dark Knight Bob
"sin and cos are in bed. sin goes to cos 'no fair why do i always end up with my ass being tanned when i go over you!?'"
"women have a nice pair of sin curves that i would like to integrate my function of x(y) over"
"how do you differentiate between sin and cos? sins the slut who always likes to be on top and go down on cos. but cos gets his revenge by doing one over on sin afterwards"
"if ya smell what the rock is cooking! he's cooking some poontang pi"
like i said optics is VERY boring
thankyou and goodnight!
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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!
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"it was near barsto, near the edge of the desert, when the drugs took control"- fear and loathing in las vegas
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...
Who said that one? miNus, Rhydant?
code:
d
-- (boobs)x + (legs)y
da
lim (hotsex)delta x delta y
u->O -----------------------
sqrt(you^2 + me^2)
'Twasn't me that spake that gay shat.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
I need to take the derivative of your curves and then find your limit approaching O...Who said that one? miNus, Rhydant?
< Yours truly. > 
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Originally posted by miNus:
I was about to say...'Twasn't me that spake that gay shat.
Zip it. I was talkin about calculus - and you gotta reach pretty far down into calculus to find even a remote innuendo.
Now if you'll excuse me - I have to resume watching Fist of Legend. *snap* (Ouch. That's 58 fractures thus far.)
I wish you were x^2 and I was 1/3 x^3, so I would be the area under your curves
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For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...
Your comment wasn't even close to bordering funny.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
I got a new one.I wish you were x^2 and I was 1/3 x^3, so I would be the area under your curves
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<*gasp*>
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<*please, stop, your killing me*>
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10 PRINT "HOME"
20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10
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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
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LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider
Wasn't that like mid level algebra/pre-calc?
PS. I really don't know if that's the right spelling...
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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
I know my calculus.
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Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
Integrals boy, Integrals...PS. I really don't know if that's the right spelling...
What the fucking hell are you talking about?
Context, please?
...or if you like fisics, changing from acceleration to...shit...velocity?
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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on November 30, 2001 at 06:39 PM
you can derive and integrate functions. deriving a function generates a function that gives the slope of the initial function at all values x. integrating gives the area under the function, that is the area below the curves to the axis (area below the axis is subtracted or negative). the integral of x^2 is x^3/3. x^3/3 is the area under x^2's curves... not too many curves on x^2 however 
i'd say something like x(x+1)(x-1)(x+2)(x-2). theres some curves, heh. ah heck, sin(x)'ll do also.
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Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
integral can be thought of as the anti-derivative...you can derive and integrate functions. deriving a function generates a function that gives the slope of the initial function at all values x. integrating gives the area under the function, that is the area below the curves to the axis (area below the axis is subtracted or negative). the integral of x^2 is x^3/3. x^3/3 is the area under x^2's curves... not too many curves on x^2 however
don't you mean differentiate (or "take the derivative of")? derive means to come up with a formula or proof... My calc teacher gets annoyed if i say "derived" instead of "differentiated."
A derivative more or less just serves as a limiting value when dealing with independant variables.
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WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
n*x^n-1
for example
d/dx (x^2) = 2x
the integral is 1/n+1 * x^n+1
for example
x^2 dx = 1/3 x^3 + C
which is just the reverse of the derivative as you can see. if you were to take the derivative of 1/3 x^3 you would get 3*(1/3)*x^2 = x^2
the C is a constant of integration which is nesscessary because if you take the derivaive of a constant (pi, 1, 2, etc), you get 0. So if an original function had a constant in it, you would not know from the integral. The constant basically represents an offset.
the derivative of a function represents its rate of change. for example, if you had a function which represnted a particle's position as a function of time, the derivative would be a function of the particle's speed. the area under the function is the distance it has traveled (multiply x times dx for all dx = integral of x).
Finally I know what "Ableitung" is called in English: "derivative"We're doing derivatives and integrals of e-functions in maths now. Funny little things, I must say... quite sweet. e-functions rule.
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LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider
And, just you wait until you're not talking 1 variable anymore, but you're mixing x's, y's, z's, w's, and t's, plus, you're only considering a few of them at a time, but not others, but they're parametric, blah blah blah. It gets soooo much more painful when you don't follow that y = f(x)
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
We're doing derivatives and integrals of e-functions in maths now. Funny little things, I must say... quite sweet. e-functions rule.
e^x dx = e^x
d/dx e^x = e^x
I like e.
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spdfgh
There was once a day where it all made sense. 
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WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
And before anyone tries the "you're just too stupid to understand it" card, yes, I have had calc and no, I didn't fail it.
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For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...
Sorry I had to :/
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L'absence est ŕ l'amour ce qu'est au feu le vent; Il éteint le petit, il allume le grand.
- Comte de Bussy- Rabutin
q: how many times can 1 go into 0?
a: as many times as it wants
/me hides from the forth coming tomatoes and heavy objects.
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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
you won't like it once you have to integrate by parts to solve it!
or in spherical or cylindrical coordinates.
All done in my dim, dark, distant past
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spdfgh
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
you won't like it once you have to integrate by parts to solve it!
Hmmm... my maths teacher declared that we were not going to learn all the rules for integrating e functions, i.e. we're only gonna do the stuff we can do with the normal rules. I feel cheated... I want to learn it all!
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LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider
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Originally posted by masher:
d/dx e^x = e^xI like e.
you won't like it once you have to integrate by parts to solve it! 
oh yeah and heaves--multivar calc (partial derivs, triple integrals) aren't any harder then regular calc, they just require an extra step or two
x^2 + y^2 dx dy = 2(C1) + y^2 dy = 2(C1) + 2(C2) |(C2-C1)
This message has been edited by CatKnight on December 03, 2001 at 12:41 AM
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Originally posted by Chrissy:
You know whats even sadder...that weve gone from at least speaking about sex in some fashion to actually MATH...I knew you guys were geeky but geez louise this is lame...Sorry I had to :/
I think I love you...
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For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...
< http://integrals.wolfram.com/ >
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
you won't like it once you have to integrate by parts to solve it!
*twitch* *twitch*
*cry*
e sux0rs
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And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.
V * duyou can end up getting stuff like this if you do it wrong
xe^x + x^2/2 e^x + x^3/3 e^x + ... [img]http://tcaep.co.uk/images/maths/integral.gif[img]x * e^x dx.
really tedious
my teacher calls it "u-stitution" though.
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| integrate my perpendicular section into her parabola... |
hmmm wouldnt that be segment?
sex math:
add the bed, subtract clothes, divide the legs and multiply
this one is old, but on topic
| Quote (kornalldaway @ Dec. 19 2001,04:26) |
| sex math: add the bed, subtract clothes, divide the legs and multiply |
Do the hokey pokey ...
And that's what IT's all about!
bah.
--directhex
wtf