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started by: smartsnake

Posted by smartsnake on Oct. 20 2001,22:08

What if sex was food?

How would you guys be doin? I would be just about dead.

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Posted by blanalex on Oct. 20 2001,22:15

Yeah, i would be dead of starvation

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 20 2001,23:00

hey smartsnake, havn't seen you post in a long-ass time. Where have you been?

Posted by smartsnake on Oct. 20 2001,23:10

I have been here just not posting much/at all. I usally dont have much to say so I dont say anything.

Posted by Vigilante on Oct. 20 2001,23:18

You have just gained my sincere respect, smartsnake.

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 20 2001,23:33

I would be full all the time cause I can get it whenever wherever I want!

Posted by solid on Oct. 20 2001,23:36

Oh that would totally suck then, because women with less metabolism would have to watch their weight more, since they could eat whenever they'd want to.

Posted by smartsnake on Oct. 20 2001,23:56

quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
You have just gained my sincere respect, smartsnake.

Nice.

Posted by miNus on Oct. 21 2001,00:17

If sex were food...
Alot of girls would be fat asses.

If food were sex...
We would all envy (our) CowboyNeal.

I'm just waiting for HIS reply to this thread...

Posted by just_dave on Oct. 21 2001,00:40

quote:
Originally posted by smartsnake:
I have been here just not posting much/at all. I usally dont have much to say so I dont say anything.

I too feel the same way...

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 21 2001,01:24

If sex were food, I'd say that I've been eating my own flesh for too long. I'm running out of limbs.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 21 2001,02:13

hah, word!

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 21 2001,03:03

ah, yes, but which word?

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Posted by aletros on Oct. 21 2001,04:37

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
Oh that would totally suck then, because women with less metabolism would have to watch their weight more, since they could eat whenever they'd want to.

This doesn't occur now? Women don't control the world's sex drive?

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 21 2001,10:51

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
If sex were food, I'd say that I've been eating my own flesh for too long. I'm running out of limbs.

Oh yeah...

I think I'd be skinny enough to be a model...

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 21 2001,13:19

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Posted by ic0n0 on Oct. 21 2001,13:57

If sex were food I would have been dead before I was born.

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Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 21 2001,16:08

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:

hahahahaha.

Anywayz, if sex were food, I'd be a skeleton by now.

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