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Topic: look girl..
started by: jiggyfresh

Posted by jiggyfresh on Oct. 16 2001,04:16

i didnt pay to go out to dinner, rent a movie and hang out with you then to get some lousy handjob when i coulda stayed home had a microwave dinner, watched tv and jerked off myself..not that i expected sex just for comming over and i know your on your period and all but i woulda been fine just lying there watching a movie till we got tired and went home. besides i jerked off this morning and it was better then yours.

and also how can you go from swallowing the first couple times you gave me head to now being disgusted when i even try to bust in your mouth..

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Oct. 16 2001,04:26

What did I tell you about letting CK use your computer?

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 16 2001,12:00

I think you got that backwards chase

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 16 2001,13:35

i think using the plaintext passwords ubb stores to post as another user is backwards.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 16 2001,14:18

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
I think you got that backwards chase

So you mean,

What did I tell you about letting your computer use CK?

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L33T_h4x0r_d00d you are the king of obscure references - miNus

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 16 2001,15:55

no, more like "what did I tell you about other people letting you use your computer, CK?"

to which my answer would be, "nothing."

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 16 2001,19:01

You took her out to dinner and a movie and all she gave you was a hand job that sucked?! What a bitch... She could have least sucked it! Ok so she was on her period so why didn't you both just jump in the shower? No mess, problem solved. But maybe shes just not freaky like me.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 16 2001,20:35

Posted by Wiley on Oct. 16 2001,21:26

I feel your pain. Chicks suck ...no .. wait a minute your chick doesn't suck, she just jerks you around. That's way worse. You need to cut your losses and move on my friend. There are plenty of chickies out there that understand to needs of a guy. Ones that will give you head while your eating your microwave dinner and watching the game on tv. Some will even call their friends over to join in. Ok, maybe they won't go that far, but at least find a girl that doesn't give a shitty handjob.

Posted by afropik on Oct. 16 2001,23:39

You know, jiggyfresh, you could have summed up your whole post with one sentance. "I'm pissed cause my girl isn't a dinner-and-movie whore." Hell, consider yourself lucky. At least you have someone to beat you off.

Posted by miNus on Oct. 17 2001,00:05

jiggy, maybe next time your money would better be spent on a cheap STD ridden whore. Girls are not our fucking pleasure machines.

j00 r @n @$$h0l3

Thank you
buh bye

Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 17 2001,01:16

sort of agree with miNus on this one, but since she was already giving a handjob might've as well went a little further. if she wasn't on her period they would've had sex so it wasn't some or nothing. it was something, question is what, and the quality of it.
oh well
better luck next time

Posted by jiggyfresh on Oct. 17 2001,01:23

i think minus missed the point of the story

i dont want her to feel she has to do anything sexual just cause i take her out, i was feeling that she gave me some 2nd rate handjob just cause she thinks i wanted and expected something sexual to happen. and all im saying is, shit if your gonna do something atleast give me head i mean ill even bust quicker then the 25 mins it takes for me to bust when it feels like shes trying to rip my dick off.
she gave me head the night before so its not like im deprived of the shit or anything

This message has been edited by jiggyfresh on October 17, 2001 at 08:24 PM

Posted by afropik on Oct. 17 2001,02:44

quote:
she gave me head the night before so its not like im deprived of the shit or anything

Then what the hell are you bitching about? Jesus christ. Beggars can't be choosers, man...

Posted by Beldurin on Oct. 17 2001,05:47

This thread has already given me a headache...

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with an idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 17 2001,17:13

Why do they think it feels good when they yank on it? Most of the time, they don't seem to care to find out what feels good to us. Just, yank yank yank ow! Pay attention

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 17 2001,19:36

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Why do they think it feels good when they yank on it? Most of the time, they don't seem to care to find out what feels good to us. Just, yank yank yank ow! Pay attention

well, i sure as hell enjoy the yank compared to catching teeth at the tip.

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Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 17 2001,20:15

well if you arent satisfied with a gurl who gives handjobs i'll have her instead

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 17 2001,20:21

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Most of the time, they don't seem to care to find out what feels good to us. ... Pay attention

Oh my dear, this EXACTLY goes for guys, too.

First of all, don't EXPECT sex from a girl. She does it when she wants it, not because she is supposed to. Sex as exchange for something (money, dinner, movie, attention, etc.) is called prostitution. Be happy you don't have a cheap girl.

Secondly, you guys have no idea what being on the period means. I can't talk for all girls in this world, but I know it can make a girl feel bitchy, agressive, sad, angry, very vulnerable and exhausted all at the same time, along with being extremely painful. Speaking for myself... sometimes I don't think I could even drag myself out for dinner on those days. Take it as a HUGE favour of her to at least try and please you.

Thirdly, never speak bad about any woman. Women are Godesses. Love us, cherish us, serve us, please us. You do this to us, not we to you!

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Je t'aime - est-ce que ca te regarde?

Posted by j0eSmith on Oct. 17 2001,22:36

*invokes the power of equal rights*

Never speak bad about any man. Men are Gods. Love us, Cherish us, Serve us, Please us. You do this to us, not we to you!

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 17 2001,22:47

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
*invokes the power of equal rights*

That power just works for us girls! But, anyway, I think if you love a woman and treat her right, she'll do the same to you.

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Je t'aime - est-ce que ca te regarde?

Posted by Wiley on Oct. 17 2001,22:49

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Sex as exchange for something (money, dinner, movie, attention, etc.) is called prostitution. Be happy you don't have a cheap girl.

Damn ...prostitution is far from cheap. But in the words of Charlie Sheen "You don't pay them to f*** you, you pay them to leave when it's over".

Posted by Observer on Oct. 17 2001,23:18

Words echoed by Chef on South Park.

"James Taylor! What the hell are you doin' in my kitchen? Talkin' about prostitutes."

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 18 2001,04:34

i dont know why hes complaining....
...at least you get hand jobs.

you know how many other horny guys would like to have a chick give them a hand job?

a lot.

so quit your bitching.

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >

Posted by Beldurin on Oct. 18 2001,12:41

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Never speak bad about any man. Men are Gods. Love us, Cherish us, Serve us, Please us. You do this to us, not we to you!

Yeah,it works both ways...and we want you to respect us for our minds. See how silly that sounds?

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 18 2001,12:53

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:

Secondly, you guys have no idea what being on the period means. I can't talk for all girls in this world, but I know it can make a girl feel bitchy, agressive, sad, angry, very vulnerable and exhausted all at the same time, along with being extremely painful. Speaking for myself... sometimes I don't think I could even drag myself out for dinner on those days.

Oh yes we do. Any guy here who has had an extended relationship with a girl knows exactly what its like BECAUSE YOU WONT LET US FORGET. No matter what we do sometimes were "insensitive" and "an asshole". But the week passes and everything goes back to normal. Well for everyone but wolfgaurd. Sounds like his ex just concatenated periods. But for the most part it drops back to normal and everyone is happy.

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Sugar in the bowl,
Coffee in the cup.
Poke her in the butt,
and you wont knock her up.

Posted by Observer on Oct. 18 2001,14:03

Preach on!

Can I get an "Amen"?!

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 19 2001,03:30

Amen, brotha!

Posted by kixzor2 on Oct. 21 2001,10:39

If a girl doesn't take time out to learn how to give good head/hand, then shes lazy, and she's making it a onesided relationship.

More to the point, if your going to fiddle with someones fiddly bits, make sure you do it right, otherwise it's not worth it.

Posted by ic0n0 on Oct. 21 2001,13:51

i am not even going to touch this topic being that i still don't have a g/f and i turn 19 soon this is really sad.

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"Genitalia, while fun to play with, are rarely pleasant to look at"

Posted by Vigilante on Oct. 21 2001,14:09

< http://chickssuck.shutdown.com >

Posted by incubus on Oct. 21 2001,14:36

The way I see it is,

If I'm having sex with someone, they're either my g/f or a very close female friend. Either way, in the first case it's classed as a relationship. If yo gonna be getting jiggy you have to not keep your mouth shut (oo-er) and actually find out what the other person likes.

Are you saying that you expect girls to give you head and you not give it them back?

When I'm in a relationship I take time out to see what they like. I don't expect but I'm a little dissapointed if women don't do the same ... one-sided relationships suck.

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

Posted by TheTaxMan on Oct. 21 2001,14:43

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:

Bahahaha! This is the funniest thing I've seen all month (in combination w/ Dark-Angel)...

Oh My God I think I'm going to die of laughter...

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 21 2001,14:48

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
i am not even going to touch this topic being that i still don't have a g/f and i turn 19 soon this is really sad.

What do you mean? I'm 20 and don't have a girlfriend.

Oh... wait. I see your point.

Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 21 2001,14:48

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
i am not even going to touch this topic being that i still don't have a g/f and i turn 19 soon this is really sad.

What do you mean? I'm 20 and don't have a girlfriend.

Oh... wait. I see your point.

Posted by incubus on Oct. 21 2001,15:58

You get his meaning two much heh

Incidentally, welcome back kixzor2 ... not seen you round here in a while

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 22 2001,05:38

Damn, that's the first double-post I've ever made.

Posted by kixzor2 on Oct. 22 2001,09:51

Cheers Incubus - good to be back

About that give and take thing =
It's just logical.

You reap what you sew, or blow, as the case may be.

Posted by shifter on Oct. 22 2001,22:43

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
You took her out to dinner and a movie and all she gave you was a hand job that sucked?! What a bitch... She could have least sucked it! Ok so she was on her period so why didn't you both just jump in the shower? No mess, problem solved. But maybe shes just not freaky like me.

Dark Angel, can I take you to dinner?

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 22 2001,23:02

You sure can, hell, I don't even care if it's fast food.