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Topic: Oow!
started by: Purple Dog Food

Posted by Purple Dog Food on Oct. 10 2001,07:04

While i was messing about I found a 'spot' under a womans knee that drives her nuts if you rub it!

Has anyone else found this one out?

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 10 2001,14:07

Who doesn't know about that?

Hehe ... I figured that out one time when I was tickling my g/f's friend for fun ... it ended up being a bit more fun than I wagered.

Posted by afropik on Oct. 10 2001,23:34

Yeah, I think that's the most widely known "secret spot," second only to the infamous g-spot.

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Oct. 10 2001,23:43

The G spot owns j00. And no, I will not tell you where it is.

Posted by veilside on Oct. 11 2001,00:25

quote:
Originally posted by Purple Dog Food:
While i was messing about I found a 'spot' under a womans knee that drives her nuts if you rub it!
Has anyone else found this one out?

a bastardized diagram, if you please.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 11 2001,00:57

wtf I thought that was just an urban legend! it really works?

/me runs off down the hall to go try it

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 11 2001,01:36

Ah, the wonderful G-spot. It certainly does wonders, doesn't it?

veilside - directly behind the kneecap, pretty much dead center in the part of the leg that "folds". Rub/tickle/stroke it. You'll like the response, I guarantee.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 11 2001,01:38

ah yes, holy crap they go wild!

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 11 2001,01:43

I rubbed mine.. Sure made me hard for some hot guys...
Err no wait...
fuck

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 11 2001,02:04

i rubbed behind me knee too.
but it just hurts. took a hard slapshot there tonight. ouch.

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Posted by Nikita on Oct. 11 2001,13:41

The hell? Secret spot behind the knee?

What the hell kind of crapass place is that to put a secret ... oOoOoOoh ... oh baby.

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 11 2001,14:42

there's nothing like exploratory "surgery" with your fingers while playing doctor with a special friend..

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Posted by just_dave on Oct. 11 2001,14:53

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
The hell? Secret spot behind the knee?
What the hell kind of crapass place is that to put a secret ... oOoOoOoh ... oh baby.

Was it that fun hahaha

Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 11 2001,19:57

sounds like somebody has some bad sexual experiences

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 11 2001,20:12

heh

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 11 2001,20:54

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
The G spot owns j00. And no, I will not tell you where it is.

two inches in. on the front side of her wall just above her pelvic bone. should be about the size of a 20p piece.

go forth and spread many orgasms young padowans

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Posted by veilside on Oct. 12 2001,01:07

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
Ah, the wonderful G-spot. It certainly does wonders, doesn't it?
veilside - directly behind the kneecap, pretty much dead center in the part of the leg that "folds". Rub/tickle/stroke it. You'll like the response, I guarantee.

sir, yes sir

Posted by miNus on Oct. 12 2001,01:28

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
two inches in. on the front side of her wall just above her pelvic bone. should be about the size of a 20p piece.
go forth and spread many orgasms young padowans

Aaaah, help! I don't know what a 20p piece is!!!!!

Need some help Nikita?

Posted by TallAssAzn on Oct. 12 2001,02:06

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
two inches in. on the front side of her wall just above her pelvic bone. should be about the size of a 20p piece.
go forth and spread many orgasms young padowans

Dammit! I can't go out and use this (nobody to try it on), and I don't know how big a 20p (20p = 20 pence, right?) piece is.

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This message has been edited by TallAssAzn on October 12, 2001 at 09:25 PM

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 12 2001,03:28

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Aaaah, help! I don't know what a 20p piece is!!!!!
Need some help Nikita?

Yea, I need some help, I don't know what a 20p piece is either ...

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 12 2001,03:51

Between the size of a penny and the size of a nickel.

If you're feeling around, and find something the size of a coin of any size, that's probably it. It's a little rougher texture than everything around it. Even if you miss by a little and apply pressure, it feels good.

Posted by Wiley on Oct. 12 2001,05:57

I find most women have another secret love spot. It's a little tricky to find and requires proceeding with the following steps to the letter.
1. You can only find the spot under the lighting in a fancy restaurant.
2. You will never find the spot if you have money in your wallet ...this must be gotten rid of in said restaurant.
3. The secret spot must be brought to the surface with liberal amounts of alcohol.
4. A trip to an ATM to get more money, and then the action of buying "pretty stuff" for her is a must.
5. You can now try and touch the spot. It is located just above the panty-line but below the belly-button. You will know you are there as you are proceeding down towards the top of the panties and hear the words "Oh shit, my boyfriend is coming!"
6. Run you dumbass!

Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 12 2001,10:40

Could we maybe stop talking about hot spots and proceed to actually TOUCH them?

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Posted by just_dave on Oct. 12 2001,14:34

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Could we maybe stop talking about hot spots and proceed to actually TOUCH them?

/me buys ticket to germany....

Give me time to get there

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 12 2001,16:00

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Between the size of a penny and the size of a nickel.
If you're feeling around, and find something the size of a coin of any size, that's probably it. It's a little rougher texture than everything around it. Even if you miss by a little and apply pressure, it feels good.

Believe me, when you find it, she'll let you know!

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 12 2001,20:05

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Aaaah, help! I don't know what a 20p piece is!!!!!
Need some help Nikita?

no! she's all mine!

Posted by miNus on Oct. 13 2001,22:48

*breathes deeply*

Hah! You're too late!

*breathes deeply*

She has joined the dark side.

*breathes deeply*

I found out the other day that I can do a KILLER Darth Vader impression with a disposable plastic cup.

luke, i am y0 fatha, it si tru!

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 14 2001,01:40

only 2 inches in?
so whats this about chicks liking guys with big dicks?
2 inches!?

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Posted by askheaves on Oct. 14 2001,01:53

Guess you're safe then, eh Rhydant?

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 14 2001,03:33

hey, FUCK YOU heaves.
i do not have a small dick.

but that was a funny joke. heh

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Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 14 2001,10:21

Don't you fools know anything?

The bigger (around) j00r t00l is, the easier it is to hit that magical spot with it. Still damn hard though.

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 14 2001,17:24

Hey...

I'm a pig, I'm a dog... so 'scuse me if I drool.

Posted by incubus on Oct. 14 2001,20:20

Alternatively, just use your fucken fingers or tongue.

If you're gonna do the job at least do it properly!

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 14 2001,22:29

why is the title of this topic oow? is that a good phrase or a bad one? i took it to mean "ouch". is it supposed to mean something along the lines of "ooh"?

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Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 15 2001,04:07

Hey, I can hit it just fine without either, thanks.

Posted by incubus on Oct. 15 2001,08:09

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
Hey, I can hit it just fine without either, thanks.

That's what she's telling you, huh?
hehe

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 15 2001,19:35

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Hey...
I'm a pig, I'm a dog... so 'scuse me if I drool.

Weezer rules. Period.

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 15 2001,20:13

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
?

Erm ... not to be blunt, Nikita - but have you ever had a guy hit your G-spot? If not, I recommend you go find one who will ... and then, Young Jedi, you will achieve true knowledge ...

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 15 2001,20:27

i know girls who can fake it rather well.

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 15 2001,21:50

hey nikita I suggest you take stomper's advice. I volunteer me to be your man whore

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 15 2001,21:56

How many times do I have to reject you?

Hell I can just get me a dildo ...

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Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 16 2001,00:49

why use a dildo, when you can use something that will give back interaction...

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Posted by miNus on Oct. 16 2001,00:57

I think you just proved her point.

GOOD GOING DUMB ASS!!!

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 16 2001,05:24

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
That's what she's telling you, huh?
hehe

Obviously you've never managed to hit that particular spot on a girl, or you'd know for a fact that particular reaction is impossible to fake. Ladies, I'm sure you know what I mean.

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 16 2001,05:38

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
Obviously you've never managed to hit that particular spot on a girl, or you'd know for a [b]fact that particular reaction is impossible to fake. Ladies, I'm sure you know what I mean. [/B]

Posted by incubus on Oct. 16 2001,16:16

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
Obviously you've never managed to hit that particular spot on a girl, or you'd know for a [b]fact that particular reaction is impossible to fake. Ladies, I'm sure you know what I mean. [/B]

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 16 2001,17:34

Disclaimer:

1. The preceding post by The_Stomper in no way encourages or promotes sexual interaction with one CatKnight (hereafter known as "CK") by any persona of the male or female gender.

2. If a person does choose to engage in sexual interaction with CK, The_Stomper assumes no responsiblity for inability to attain orgasm, death by laughter, or Wrong Hole Syndrome (hereafter known as "WHS").

3. By engaging in sexual interaction with CK, you hereby indemnify The_Stomper of all responsibility.

4. Under no circumstances should The_Stomper be allowed near Detonate.net after consuming large quantities of vodka. Similar posts will result.

This message has been edited by The_Stomper on October 17, 2001 at 10:21 AM

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 17 2001,01:49

did i miss the point of quoting that? especially without adding anything of your own?

Posted by Crafty Butcher on Oct. 17 2001,12:00

i think you should all go here:
< http://www.fukingmachines.com/meetthemachines.htm >

(sorry couldn't be arsed with the UBB)

...and realise that there is nothing a man can do that women cannot pay someone to build a machine to do. face it lads we're shagged...no that's not right is it...ho hum.

Posted by Nikita on Oct. 17 2001,16:22

ohoho so nasty, so wrong, but rofl so funny!

would make a great science fair project ...

....

Posted by incubus on Oct. 17 2001,18:30

Erm, something's fucked. 'cos that was actually a big paragraph of text. Ah, well, I cannae be arsed to type that shit out again! </defeated>