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Forum: Sex Topic: sk8n free started by: DonkeyPunch02 Posted by DonkeyPunch02 on Oct. 03 2001,16:34
wanna sk8 n be free without bein arrested come speak ur mind against all cops, pigs, po-9, crotch n butt sniffers, tell us how u want it not how the U.S wants it!!!
Posted by chmod on Oct. 03 2001,18:18
then go build a 1/2-pipe in your backyard, you Tony Hawk wanna-be.edit: errr.... not you, spydir. This message has been edited by chmod on October 04, 2001 at 01:21 PM Posted by incubus on Oct. 03 2001,19:15
quote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now go and get a job. Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 03 2001,19:38
oh man, i was a skater in the 80's.. but this idot takes the cake. and since this is the sex forum.. i suppose sex in a half-pipe would be fun, or rolling on a skateboard would be difficult... and not very comfortable... ok, i'm going to go waste brain cells on something more contructive. ------------------ Posted by SLATE on Oct. 04 2001,00:27
I pictured screwing a chick on a skateboard.. I'm afraid of the ballscraping against that black traction shit on there... Ouch
Posted by Spydir on Oct. 04 2001,05:06
from that post, I can figure you want it up the ass------------------ Posted by Vulu on Oct. 04 2001,08:03
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You mean like the guy in this video?< http://www.ampland.com/humor/cops.avi > Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 04 2001,16:15
Go to a skate park...
Posted by Vulu on Oct. 05 2001,07:19
Exactly!------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 05 2001,18:15
i fell off my skateboard today and got my jeans all earthygonna do one of those videos where all the people (namely me) fall off and hurt themselves. cant wait! oh yeah go fuck off and die n00bi3. any twat that thinks skating is about going against the law deserves to be hit by a bus. last time i checked it wasnt illegal to skateboard ------------------ Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 06 2001,16:52
you know.... im not too sure if that video is real or not...
Posted by Vulu on Oct. 07 2001,01:58
quote: Sure as hell looks real. ------------------ Posted by askheaves on Oct. 07 2001,05:23
quote: Come to America sometime. It's not illegal, per se, but it's very easy to break the law while performing the acts that the board is intended for. In Mankato, MN, it's illegal to be roller blading without at least one foot on the ground. There are city ordinances everywhere that prohibit skateboarding or rollerblading on the sidewalk. Cops will bust you for enjoying some of the best places to do tricks. Posted by miNus on Oct. 07 2001,10:50
WHY IS THIS IN THE SEX FORUM!?!?!?!?!?This message has been edited by miNus on October 08, 2001 at 05:50 AM Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 08 2001,03:23
quote: Because, you see, DonkeyPunch02 has wild fantasies about being anally raped by his father while on a skateboard. Therefore, he now associates skateboarding with sex. He also masturbates by spinning the wheels against his half-inch permanently flaccid penis. This message has been edited by The_Stomper on October 09, 2001 at 07:35 AM Posted by Vulu on Oct. 08 2001,17:08
quote: DonkeyPunch02 I think I've made my point ------------------ This message has been edited by Vulu on October 09, 2001 at 12:10 AM Posted by slapnutz on Oct. 08 2001,21:42
back in the day when me and my friends were all fruitbooters and skankboarders, we were on the road, 2 on skates and 1 on a board. some guy got beside us in his car and told us to stop. he then told the skateboarder to get off the road, because it was illegal to skate on the road. we were like wtf. the guy said he was an undercover cop. my friend stopeed skating for about 10 feet and then when the guy pulled off he just got back on.
Posted by Spydir on Oct. 08 2001,23:45
quote: I bet you feel rebelious for doing that ------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 10 2001,10:00
i went over a speedhump on my skateboard tried an ollie and fell off. i feel such a rebel. down with capitalism...wait what am i saying i need money! yay capitalism!------------------ Posted by afropik on Oct. 10 2001,23:32
It's assholes like that make me feel stupid when I tell people I skateboard.Shit, now I feel stupid. ARG DAMN YOU NEWBIE Posted by miNus on Oct. 10 2001,23:43
No, really, it's ok. You skateboard, a valid sport. He sk8's, which is leet speak for "doing his mom in the ass while giving his dog a blow job".Hey, I just figured that if this thread is going to be in the sex forum, I better make it relate somehow. Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 11 2001,20:57
hmm trying to cram a skateboard up your ass must be tough with all that grip tape------------------ Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 11 2001,23:33
/me looks at his skateboard... perhaps it would fit up an ass is you really, really lubed it up. /me ponders... on second thought... maybe that wouldn't work... ------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 16 2001,10:33
fuck nut security guard told us not to skate around the campus. damn him damn him to hell!!!!------------------ Posted by miNus on Oct. 16 2001,10:46
STOP POSTING TO THIS TOPIC DAMMIT!!!------------------ Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 16 2001,14:27
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I was on my break from work the other day and I saw this really un1337 boarder jumping over a pile of his friends boards, he succeeded and got a cheer from his friends.He then said "That's shit man, I can do more than that", so I thought this I have to see (as it was quite high by now). Needless to say he fell over and hurt himself, but I thought nothing of it and smiled to myself since he was such a cocky git. Anyway, on my way back to work I saw and ambulance where he had been boarding and a few paramedics around him... Ooops And to keep with the topic of this forum... All his boarder friends where on top of the ambulance having sex. Er that'll do! ------------------ Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 17 2001,20:22
nothing wrong with cheering on people who do basic stuff cos the basic stuff is fucking hard at first. just cos he gets hyped up from doing that one trick doesnt mean hes an asshole for then wanting to push it further.------------------ Posted by Jimi on Oct. 17 2001,22:39
Shit man, that's a fucking good point, I feel a bit of a cunt now. Normally i'd argue a point but I was just plain wrong.Shit, I've even been there, I broke my collar bone snowboarding because I was pushing myself and I fucked up. A very valid point DKB, I shall go stand in the corner and come back when i've thought about what I said. Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 21 2001,13:46
fuck me. someone whos willing to change their opinion on this board? and not be so closed minded? i applaud you brotha i really do.the times they are a changin people! ------------------ Posted by chmod on Oct. 21 2001,19:41
quote: plenty of people probably change their minds about things because someone else has convinced them, it's just that nobody has the balls to admit it. Posted by solid on Oct. 23 2001,02:33
It's a real submissive pain to admit, especially when you're in a group of friends. You'd feel really stupid and they'd think worse of you than if you didn't admit.
Posted by Jimi on Oct. 23 2001,05:10
He he, I got balls :-)Ok I lost them... Shit ------------------ Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 23 2001,11:37
wow, why is this topic is still near the top
Posted by TheTaxMan on Oct. 23 2001,14:22
*bump!*Crap, it's already at the top... /me ducks! ------------------ quote: |