Topic: I'm on a mission
started by: Dark Knight Bob
and i have decided to seriously go about getting a girlfreind problem is my whole moral dilemma to do with the whole being against casual sex on the first date. ahh this is uni and ur expected to shag arent you? but i dont want to until i know the bird quite well cos she might end up being some skank whore. but my masterful flirting technique involves heavy innuendo and lot of sexual undertomes (cos i find the gurls with kinky/dirty minds latch onto it staight away). ok i know i'm asking a lot: agurl whos fit and horny but hasnt slept with the majority. but i know its possible. met a gurl once who had a VERY dirty mind but was still a virgin but up for it with me. problem is she lives in america
. so i need to find one within bonking distance HELP!?! how can this be done!------------------
simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
met a gurl once who had a VERY dirty mind but was still a virgin but up for it with me. problem is she lives in america
Got an address or contact info? 
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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.
no seriously though, I don't know how girls behave where you're at. However, the ladies you just described are indeed few and far between.
- sexy flirty talk : some girls like it, some girls don't. Ladies usually welcome it when the guy is fun and attractive (score!). If some ugly drunken fleabag tries it, the lady gets disgusted. Nothing too graphic or gross tho! You probably know the art of subtlety 
- touch her in the right places (down boy, not THERE <yet> ). A gentle touch on the shoulder, inner elbow, middle of back. She'll usually respond with reciprocating the moves ... sidling in closer to you ... or a slap.
- don't get drunk. That way you don't end up with some ugly hootch stinking up your sheets in the morning.
A trick I like to use is to speak a bit out of hearing range while looking directly at the guy I'm interested in (eh, usually soft spoken anyways). That way, he'll have to move closer to hear what I'm saying ... and in louder places, I'm pretty much whisper-talking into his ear (rrowrr), and I can put my hand on his shoulder while doing that ... applied with the "barely there perfume scent" leaves him leaning in for more.
Though best way is to get to know the girl and gradually work your way up to a relationship ... just don't fall into the "good friends" trap!
Good luck!
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Good for the goose, good for the gander.
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Originally posted by Hellraiser:
How do you avoid the "just friends" trap? I've hit that every time.
Join a monestary where any contact with women is prohibited.
Acquaintance -> Friends -> Hanging out -> GOOD FRIENDS *-> Dating -> Marriage, babies, etc.
* Only proceed to next step if you avoid the "good friends" trap. Usually ways to fall in include not getting physical at JUST the right moment and... *poof* Do not pass go, do not collect bootay.
I usually fall RIGHT into that damn trap!
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Originally posted by Nikita:
- don't get drunk. That way you don't end up with some ugly hootch stinking up your sheets in the morning.
Ha ha ha that reminds me of my buddy this last weekend. We went to James madison univ.
Him: Dude how drunk did I get?
Me: Pretty drunk, you were dancing by yourself.
Him: Really? How long?
Me: For a little while. Then I thought I saw you leave with someone.
Him: Man, I woke up next to some kinda hobgoblin this morning.
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"Kenny called, hes in jail"
-The guy on the couch.
"i accept, shutup and let me get down to business"
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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Him: Dude how drunk did I get?
Me: Pretty drunk, you were dancing by yourself.
Him: Really? How long?
Me: For a little while. Then I thought I saw you leave with someone.
Him: Man, I woke up next to some kinda hobgoblin this morning.
That is beautiful. That poor poor man.
I once woke up in a macdonalds garden, at least 50k from my house. I shit you not. It was a night after a 21st, with free alcohol, apparently we went clubbing, then I left, and then the next thing i knew, i woke up in bosnia. Least there was no skank near me.
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Originally posted by Hellraiser:
How do you avoid the "just friends" trap? I've hit that every time.
get her drunk so you can boink her.
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
problem is my whole moral dilemma to do with the whole being against casual sex on the first date ... i dont want to until i know the bird quite well cos she might end up being some skank whore ... agurl whos fit and horny but hasnt slept with the majority
You don't want a disease ridden kootiebag who talks out of her other set of lips.
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Gentleman/Poor Sap?
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and then the next thing i knew, i woke up in bosnia.
man oh man i know what that's like...
wait a minute, BOSNIA? you drove to bosnia...from australia...yeah...
Acquaintance -> Friends -> Hanging out -> GOOD FRIENDS -> Hang out with her and her friends -> Slowly turn into GGF* -> Get Pissed cuz you are NOT GAY -> Stop calling chic -> Date someone who actually appreciates you...
*Gay Guy Friend - which means you arent really gay but she brags about her fuck buddies, how much she deep throated this guy the other night, or how small that other dudes weenie was BUT will not change clothes or take showers in front of you. As if you really cared in the first place, then she gets all pissed and offended when you try to get serious, acting like you are supposed to somehow turn gay when you come around her.
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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality
This message has been edited by Greasemonk on September 19, 2001 at 12:06 PM
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
man oh man i know what that's like...wait a minute, BOSNIA? you drove to bosnia...from australia...yeah...
Yup, in a magical carboat. Twas a wonderful expidition, what with the mermaids and all.
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Originally posted by YouGunnaStopMe?:
Yup, in a magical carboat. Twas a wonderful expidition, what with the mermaids and all.
So you nailed the mermaids on the way, right?
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"Kenny called, hes in jail"
-The guy on the couch.
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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
So you nailed the mermaids on the way, right?
Several Times. Each.
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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
So you nailed the mermaids on the way, right?
Not all of them...
This message has been edited by justcozz on September 24, 2001 at 07:21 PM
How on earth did you manage to find that image? I mean, you keep thousands of images on your HDD or what?
hmm i gonna try and find out if there's any nice chix on the physics courses who want some help with their "homework" i'll keep u informed------------------
simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!
I just collect stuff.
Almost 2GB from Politocal stuff to Religous to Sexual (not much porn)
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Originally posted by askheaves:
That looks like a Playboy comic. He probably just had back issues from 1975 laying around to choose from.
Who needs to pay for porn when you have the web?
I wasn't alive in '75.
*bloke->"wanna a leaflet ok here u go"
*fit chik->"detailed description why our club rules and why the NEED to come along
*ugly skank->hmm what and intersting blad of grass i see on the floor i think i'll stare at it till skank ho passes by
ok so i was being selfish but i dont care i'm gonna have hundreds of chix to flirt and grapple with come this monday/thursday
woohaha and my evil mad professor skillz
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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!
Now lets see if Nikita tells me how wrong I am.
Please Nikita Tell me off... Erm er sorry.
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There is no reality... Just walls!
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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!