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Topic: What do you do when......
started by: StreetRaver

Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 15 2001,01:44

ok my g/f's pussy is ticklish and i can barely get my hand down there. ok if thats not a hard question i dont know what is and yes its true.

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Take XTC, Then you wake up in the morning wondering "Wheres My Underwear?"

Posted by miNus on Sep. 15 2001,01:51

You rip off her pants stick your head down there.

You take it from there, buddy.

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 15 2001,01:54

you just gotta pin her down with both arms on her legs and go at it

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 15 2001,04:04

get her to want you so bad that it won't be tickleish anymore.

I'm not tickleish - drives my guy friends bananas.

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"what the hell, you're not ticklesh?!"
"wtf do you want me to do? fake it? ohohoho! heeeheeeheee!" *eyeroll*

Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 15 2001,04:14

<LL Adam C>Just rub a little coke down there to numb it up a little. Yah, that's what I do.</LL Adam C>

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
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Posted by StreetRaver on Sep. 15 2001,13:41

heh i didnt get back till 12:30 last night from her house and i got her so horney that it didnt tickle any more so i guess i figured that one out. plus when it was ticklish i just eased my hand down there and that one worked so hehe, i had fun

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Take XTC, Then you wake up in the morning wondering "Wheres My Underwear?"

Posted by Beldurin on Sep. 15 2001,16:49

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
get her to want you so bad that it won't be tickleish anymore.
I'm not tickleish - drives my guy friends bananas.

bananas? pervert

edit: I'm a jackass (surprise)
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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

This message has been edited by Beldurin on September 16, 2001 at 11:49 AM

Posted by SaxMaster on Sep. 16 2001,03:27

Good for you man, I find the best way to deal with ticklishness is to just go for the cunning linguistics

And make sure she's good and horney first of course

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Posted by Nikita on Sep. 16 2001,11:24

Hah! See, told ya that getting her uberhorny would work. You want to get her to the point where she's practically tearing your clothes apart and clawing at your back with ... *ahem* ... yea, see it worked, no?

quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:

bananas? pervert
edit: I'm a jackass (surprise)

No worse than most of the guys here

Posted by Wolfguard on Sep. 16 2001,12:48

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:

No worse than most of the guys here

Thank god for that. Its good to know that there are female perverts out there too!

Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 16 2001,18:00

Hmmm let see, you can take some glosticks and a tennis cap. Break da glosticks and shake them up, turn the tennis cap side ways and goto town!!

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by Blain on Sep. 16 2001,20:09

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
<LL Adam C>Just rub a little coke down there to numb it up a little. Yah, that's what I do.</LL Adam C>

<LL Adam C> Hey Drew, do you think if he rubbed some cold sore medicen, like Oral-B or something, on his junk it would help him last longer?</LL Adam C>

Posted by DeadAnztac on Sep. 16 2001,22:43

That's one CUNNING STUNT!

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by j0eSmith on Sep. 17 2001,03:07

Points for obscure inside reference!

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by just_dave on Sep. 17 2001,05:48

makes us all feel better!

Posted by SLATE on Sep. 17 2001,06:36

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Hmmm let see, you can take some glosticks and a tennis cap. Break da glosticks and shake them up, turn the tennis cap side ways and goto town!!

raving! haha i hate ravers

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 17 2001,11:48

haha me too

yuppie bastards

Posted by jrh1406 on Sep. 17 2001,15:25

quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
That's one CUNNING STUNT!

hehe, one time i was playing that and i actually shouted out the spoonerism, luckly my mom was in the other room.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 18 2001,00:15

quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
That's one CUNNING STUNT!

Youve been playing too much carmageddon

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"Kenny called, hes in jail"
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Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 21 2001,22:25

Only reason I said it was because his name was StreetRAVER. Then again im not a monk thats greasy...

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality