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Topic: I got laid last night
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 14 2001,13:42

sure did.

Posted by chmod on Sep. 14 2001,15:16

I guess this means that you're out of the running for the < Challenge. >

In other words, your hand doesn't count.

This message has been edited by chmod on September 15, 2001 at 10:18 AM

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 14 2001,15:39

no fucking way! Your place or her place? Was it good? DETAILS! DETAILS!

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 14 2001,16:05

unfortunately due to bad timing, I am out of the challenge, because I did it in the shower before going on the date with her. We were going to the memorial services so I didn't want to be all horny and crap.

but I still got laid

This message has been edited by CatKnight on September 15, 2001 at 11:06 AM

Posted by LiNeY on Sep. 14 2001,16:14

I'll just say "congrats"...

Btw, does she know you post this openly on the internet?

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Sep. 14 2001,16:21

Yeah, how much did she cost? I mean... well, I would think most people wouldn't like being posted about on the 'net, unless of course they're in the bussiness...

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 14 2001,18:11

But Catknight...I'm really a man!

Posted by Vigilante on Sep. 14 2001,18:32

Do you want a cookie?

Posted by incubus on Sep. 14 2001,19:10

I'm sorry, I have legal ownership of the 1337 c00ki3.

Please leave your message after the tone.

Now CK, you blew your load, you gonna chill the fuck out?

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 14 2001,20:40

yesh.

btw the only thing she "cost" was a whole bunch of tickling and then passionate kissing.

Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Sep. 14 2001,22:11

CK.. it strikes me as really odd that you had to tell us that....

Is this like a rare occurence? or the first time or something?

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 15 2001,01:52

rare, second

Posted by miNus on Sep. 15 2001,01:54

Once in a lifetime sorta thing is my guess.

Would that make it nonce in a lifetime for me so far?

Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Sep. 15 2001,03:55

Well, Congrats then man =)

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 15 2001,03:57

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
yesh.
btw the only thing she "cost" was a whole bunch of tickling and then passionate kissing.

You better hope that she doesn't see that you wrote that ..

Posted by TheTaxMan on Sep. 15 2001,04:24

ooOOooOOooOOoo!

Black mail!

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 15 2001,04:35

egads

wait I don't see anything wrong with that

Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 15 2001,04:37

high five, man!
heh heh. and you did it before going to a memorial service? wtf is wrong with you?

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 15 2001,14:40

Wait a second, hold up. Looky here. You are trying to tell us you actually got up out of your computer chair, looked away from < www.detonate.net > for more than 10 minutes, walked away from the computer desk, went outside of your room, talked to a living human being of the opposite sex up close, let some of your detnet topics slide down a few places, go outside of your room into the hallway, went outside of the actual building that contains your dorm room, walked and talked with an actual living human being in the flesh, went somewhere, got this human being horny in person, she let you boink her??? Hmmm something smells fishy here...

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by Hellraiser on Sep. 15 2001,15:30

My sentiments exactly Greasemonk.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Sep. 15 2001,16:52

Yes, I think my theory holds much more likelihood.

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by DeadAnztac on Sep. 15 2001,18:12

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
your petty insults are no match against my newfound resolve.
gentlemen, good day.

So your now confident in your assholish, pigheaded, butt mongolistic ways? Congratulations! You can come out with it all now! We'll never doubt it again!

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by SaxMaster on Sep. 16 2001,03:19

You now join the 1337 ranks of the "n0n v1rg1nz of d3tn3t". Hold your wang with pride!

(Not only the president, but also a client of said n0n v1rg1nz )

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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."

Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 16 2001,03:32

theres a club? holy crap!

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

Posted by SLATE on Sep. 16 2001,04:15

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Hmmm something smells fishy here...

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 16 2001,05:50

your petty insults are no match against my newfound resolve.

gentlemen, good day.

Posted by ic0n0 on Sep. 16 2001,10:48

This topic makes me depressed, but anything that deals with others getting laid and not me makes me depressed

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"Genitalia, while fun to play with, are rarely peasent to look at"

Posted by Chrissy on Sep. 16 2001,11:07

Well-- I guess that proves the first time was no accident eh CK?

Though I find that hard to imagine.

And why is it that men feel the need to tell people when they have sex. Women dont do that (well most anyway)- not that i wouldnt but I dont feel the need to.

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L'absence est à l'amour ce qu'est au feu le vent; Il éteint le petit, il allume le grand.
- Comte de Bussy- Rabutin

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 16 2001,11:15

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Hmmm something smells fishy here...

There are two things in this world that smell like fish, one of them being fish. (And you eat them both).

At least that's how I think it goes.

Posted by Wolfguard on Sep. 16 2001,12:44

<BAD JOKE>
Adam and Eve just got done having the first sex ever when Eve goes down to the streem to wash up.

God comes down to Adam and asks how it was. Adam tells him how great it was and thanks him. God then asks where Eve went. Adam tells him she went down to the streem to clean up the mess they made.

God then says "Great! Now all the fish are going to smell like pussy!"

</BAD JOKE>

Hey! I warned you it was bad!

CK. Congrats. Just one thing to remember in your sex life. If sex becomes a pain in the ass for you your doing something wrong.

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< Robot Conflict >

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 16 2001,17:51

I actually lost my virginity last december. you can find the post if you look far back enough.

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 18 2001,02:08

hehe guess what guys? she just read the thread...while sittin on my lap

Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 18 2001,03:20

w00t! five five again!
CK's got it goin on. youre my new hero.
wait. no youre not.

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

Posted by Wolfguard on Sep. 19 2001,10:34

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
hehe guess what guys? she just read the thread...while sittin on my lap

Would of been more fun if she was sitting on your face...

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< Robot Conflict >

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 19 2001,18:55

well she was about half an hour later. it would have been hard to type like that though

Posted by DeadAnztac on Sep. 19 2001,22:32

We don't cere. Not at all. Nil. Null. Notta. Nope. Not in the least.

Seriously though, we don't care.

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by caseman984 on Sep. 19 2001,23:17

woohoo you got laid, big woop, I've had sex 26 times and I'm 16. It dosn't really matter if you've had sex what matters is did you care for the girl and such. I think that your still a virgin in some senses until you've Made Love. But thats just me.

</another short pointless caseman post>

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 20 2001,20:26

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Would of been more fun if she was sitting on your face...

can't type...crying..

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on September 21, 2001 at 04:33 PM

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Sep. 21 2001,05:24

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
brag brag brag...
Originally posted by caseman984:
I've had sex 26 times and I'm 16

Y'all still have nothing on me. I am a member of the 1000+ Times Club. That's what happens when you and your girlfriend were together 3 years and did it at least once a day the entire time.

Then you break up and you spend the next 5 years averaging once every 1.5 years... ::sigh::

But good work, CK. Maybe now you won't be quite so uptight

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on September 21, 2001 at 12:25 PM

Posted by LiNeY on Sep. 21 2001,05:53

quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
I think that your still a virgin in some senses until you've [b]Made Love.
[/B]

Caseman, you're totally right. I'm talking out of experience here. And all I can say is, you're right, and if more people could recognize this, then this world would be a better place.

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Je t'aime - est-ce que ca te regarde?

Posted by pengu1nn on Sep. 21 2001,09:47

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
Y'all still have nothing on me. I am a member of the 1000+ Times Club. That's what happens when you and your girlfriend were together 3 years and did it at [b]least once a day the entire time.
Then you break up and you spend the next 5 years averaging once every 1.5 years... ::sigh::
[/B]

i'm right there with ya, only it was about 4 years.

Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 21 2001,17:03

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
I am a member of the 1000+ Times Club.

quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
I've had sex 26 times and I'm 16.

w0w.

do you have any pointers?

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

Posted by SLATE on Sep. 21 2001,17:20

quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:

can't type...crying..

whats wrong dude? (or is this some joke that I didn't get)

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Sep. 22 2001,07:36

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
w0w.
do you have any pointers?

Yeah. Don't keep going out with a girl just because you think she's the only one that will ever have sex with you

kind of serious about that... after we broke up, I was so scared of winding up in another relationship like that one (lots of sex, lots of fighting, little sympathy) that I've spent most of my time avoiding getting to know new women... and falling in love with the ones that stick around. By the time I decide that a particular woman would be a wonderful person to be stuck in a relationship with, we're such close friends that she won't risk the friendship - IME women are VERY protective of good friendships

Which means I have two very beautiful female friends, both of whom are always complaining to me about their boyfriends and telling me what a wonderful person I am... it's nice to have the emotional intimacy I have with both of them, but their boyfriends are the ones they cuddle up with at night

This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on September 23, 2001 at 02:38 AM

Posted by DeadAnztac on Sep. 22 2001,13:28

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
Which means I have two very beautiful female friends, both of whom are always complaining to me about their boyfriends and telling me what a wonderful person I am... it's nice to have the emotional intimacy I have with both of them, but their boyfriends are the ones they cuddle up with at night

::sigh::

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

Posted by LiNeY on Sep. 22 2001,14:02

quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
[B
Which means I have two very beautiful female friends, both of whom are always complaining to me about their boyfriends and telling me what a wonderful person I am... it's nice to have the emotional intimacy I have with both of them, but their boyfriends are the ones they cuddle up with at night [/B]

Oh yeah, where do I know that from? Guys I know are sitting opposite me, and telling me what they'd want their dream girlfriend to be like. And I make a mental checklist and I every of their damn points would be true for me. And then they go to the next party and start making out with the dumbest sluts around, just to come back and whine why they never get a nice girl. And they never ever open their fucking eyes...

Sorry... rant mode...

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Je t'aime - est-ce que ca te regarde?

Posted by just_dave on Sep. 22 2001,15:22

I know how that goes..... My Best Friend is the HOT and I love her to pieces and she talks about her b/f's all the time I get so mad... but here maybe this helps, I was sent to me by a anonymous email so I don't know who wrote it.
________________________

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love him or her. If you do, they might break your heart... but if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own....when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are afraid.... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie.... the thing we fear grows stronger. Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have, or could have had. No one waits forever... WHAT WOULD YOU DO? * What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye? * What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there? * What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? * What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have him or her? * What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them? Some people love, and some people die. But I want to tell you that you are a friend. If something happened to me tomorrow, you would be in my heart. Would I be in yours? If you care about the person that sent this to you then you will send it back. Send this to all the friends that you have...all the friends that you've lost...and to all the friends you've lost touch with...just to let them know that you care...send this back to the person who sent it to you if you consider them a friend as well.

Posted by Vigilante on Sep. 22 2001,18:50

True indeed (regardless of the chain letter ending, heh)

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 22 2001,19:00

Nods LiNeY! I have guy friends who bitch and whine about their gfs. Duh, look in front of you, primo (_|_)!

Then, recalling an earlier thread, I think I fall under the "nice girls that have been hurt before and are wary of relationships" column. I usually doubt the guy's intentions. Hell, better safe than sorry I guess.

All the nice-guy hotties are taken. Hrmph.

And if someone's taken, I don't interfere. Brings about bad shit. Sigh.
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Not all guys are dogs.

Posted by Vigilante on Sep. 22 2001,19:07

Maybe you should take a look at the mere nice-guys, then.

Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 23 2001,10:43

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Nods LiNeY! I have guy friends who bitch and whine about their gfs. Duh, look in front of you, primo (_|_)!
Then, recalling an earlier thread, I think I fall under the "nice girls that have been hurt before and are wary of relationships" column. I usually doubt the guy's intentions. Hell, better safe than sorry I guess.
All the nice-guy hotties are taken. Hrmph.
And if someone's taken, I don't interfere. Brings about bad shit. Sigh.
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Not all guys are dogs.

Yeah but you are in college!!! No excuses, plenty of guys around. I knew a guy in high school who never had a girlfriend, 3 months into college, he has a girlfriend. A pretty hot one too!!!!

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 23 2001,11:15

Yea make that grad school. Nerd factor hits critical levels, hon!

And plenty of guys doesn't necessarily mean plenty of mature guys that I would consider dating

And to my guy friends, who forever torment me, (strip)tease (for) me, so I don't know if you guys are just kidding or serious anymore - dig da the last 2 cels.

Posted by Vigilante on Sep. 23 2001,11:23

Dig da condescending "ha ha. No." from the cute chick in the last cell.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Sep. 23 2001,13:41

quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:

can't type...crying..

its just not fair is it

Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Sep. 24 2001,00:22

quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
Dig da condescending "ha ha. No." from the cute chick in the last cell.

Monique.
That chick rules. Do yaself a favour and go read sinfest. Highly Recommended!
< http://sinfest.net/ >

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Sep. 24 2001,10:34

hey i been at uni a whole year now and still havent got myself a proper girlfreind. i go to the uni bars and shit but i just hate having to go up to gurls and talk to them not because i'm shy but i find that kind of conversation really empty and pointless "hi what do you do where you from blah blah blah" you just want to be in a situation where you have to talk to each other i.e class or you freind brings her around or somehting and you casn use other people as backup for ur confidence and then go it alone when they bog off. i dont mind going to pubs and clubs and eyeing up the ladies and danceing with them but its either too loud to talk not in my nature to snog them though i wouldnt mind copping a feel just for the sake of it or the conversations you talk about are just boring cos its a cliche setting and it sux!!! people go to cluybs to get casual sex and shit i like going there for the eye candy and good music and booze. is it wrong to just go there to enjoy the music? hmm some of the 3rd years i saw today were pretty fit though shame they dont hang around with the other 3rdyears i know or i could lay on the DKB comedy/charm/subtlety/will you sleep with me!

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

Posted by Crafty Butcher on Sep. 24 2001,11:56

DKB: you live in london? or am i just imagining that?

Posted by Wolfguard on Sep. 24 2001,13:26

Hmmmm....

Well DKB im not sure what your looking for but try this aproach.

Walk up to a chick and ask her to fuck. When she turns you down, look happy and say "does this mean we might be able to have a meaningful relationship?"

Least you will get a smile. Worse case is her bf is huge and angry...

Posted by Vigilante on Sep. 24 2001,13:27

Billy Joel - She's Always a Woman

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take your or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS
Oh - she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh - and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

CHORUS

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me

This message has been edited by Vigilante on September 25, 2001 at 08:29 AM

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 24 2001,14:38

Ah yes, bitchslap me please, for not trusting guys around here:

Examples
Guy 1: Wanted to do me. I didn't want to. He was engaged. I didn't know he was. I pity his now wife.

Guy 2: I just wanted to be friends, I made it clear. He kept on trying to make it more, when we went out to clubs he'd drive to his place and say he's too tipsy to drive me home (oh sure you are, you just drove 8 blocks, I just live a couplea blocks more away). I told him, fine, I'm walking home.

Guy 3: I have only known you for a few hours. Don't try to kiss me, freak.

Guy 4: Saw that I was of some Asian descent, made a beeline to me from waaaaay across the club, and tried to speak to me in an Asian language that I didn't understand. Don't assume stuff. Grrr. And don't ask me what ethnicity I am. Does it matter? Plus, I have only known you for a few seconds.

That, my little lieblings, is a small sample of what I keep on running into. Most of the time I'm just out with my friends trying to have a good time. Good guys out there? I'm sure there are some, honestly I do.

Posted by Wolfguard on Sep. 24 2001,14:45

Heh.

What a bunch of retards you have run into. I apologise for the morons of my gender. Ill see what i can do.

Ok guys, listen up. See what the nice lady posted above.
these are bad...

B A D...not good, BAD.

Hope it helps. if not just kick the next one in the nuts and repeat the above line.

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< Robot Conflict >

This message has been edited by Wolfguard on September 25, 2001 at 09:49 AM

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Sep. 24 2001,17:50

Okay, that's it. I'm flying Liney over here ASAP. Then we're flying out to bitch-slap Nikita for thinking "better safe than sorry," since that's what has bit me in the ass so many times... last time I fell in love, it was with a girl who was ALREADY in love with me. When the topic of A Relationship came up, she told me "fuck that, no, I'm too scared to lose you" - the sort of thing to which I'd usually think "yeah, right" but this girl has repeatedly shown herself to be one of the best friends I have, so I don't think she was trying to blow me off... but of course, a girl needs a boyfriend, and she got herself a nice loser to bestow her affections on and call me up crying 'cause he pissed her off again.... ::sigh::

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Sep. 25 2001,12:09

quote:
Originally posted by Crafty Butcher:
DKB: you live in london? or am i just imagining that?

i live in many places. all near london.

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!

Posted by Crafty Butcher on Sep. 25 2001,13:22

enigmatic huh? probably wise. i mean - i could be an arsehole. or even welsh. it's just that i was so moved by your tales of dodgy bint enforced celibacy detailed in this and other threads, that i was going to tell you to come down to Pigeonhold@Salmon & Compasses, Chapel Market, Islington. we tend to do quite a good line in up to the art, state of the minute birds, many of which come fully fitted with quite disgusting minds. and whilst i obviously can't guarantee that any of them will be interested in helping you burp the baby snake, i can rule out skanky booties (thorough door inspection by a qualified gyaenocologist), vacant idiocy (geography GCSE in the queue), prick-teasing fresher types and christianity based celibacy. if it's any kind of recommendation i met my g/f there. and she rocks. next one's on the sixth of october - and in case anyone thinks i'm touting for business - if you fancy it i'll put you down on the guest list. man cannot live on freshers alone...

Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 25 2001,13:23

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Ah yes, bitchslap me please, for not trusting guys around here:
Examples
Guy 1: Wanted to do me. I didn't want to. He was engaged. I didn't know he was. I pity his now wife.
Guy 2: I just wanted to be friends, I made it clear. He kept on trying to make it more, when we went out to clubs he'd drive to his place and say he's too tipsy to drive me home (oh sure you are, you just drove 8 blocks, I just live a couplea blocks more away). I told him, fine, I'm walking home.
Guy 3: I have only known you for a few hours. Don't try to kiss me, freak.
Guy 4: Saw that I was of some Asian descent, made a beeline to me from waaaaay across the club, and tried to speak to me in an Asian language that I didn't understand. Don't assume stuff. Grrr. And don't ask me what ethnicity I am. Does it matter? Plus, I have only known you for a few seconds.
That, my little lieblings, is a small sample of what I keep on running into. Most of the time I'm just out with my friends trying to have a good time. Good guys out there? I'm sure there are some, honestly I do.

Comon now you are in college. Tha place where you are supposed to shed those "inhibitions".

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Sep. 25 2001,16:40

quote:
Originally posted by Crafty Butcher:
state of the minute birds, many of which come fully fitted with quite disgusting minds. and whilst i obviously can't guarantee that any of them will be interested in helping you burp the baby snake, i can rule out skanky booties (thorough door inspection by a qualified gyaenocologist), vacant idiocy (geography GCSE in the queue), prick-teasing fresher types and christianity based celibacy. if it's any kind of recommendation i met my g/f there. and she rocks. next one's on the sixth of october - and in case anyone thinks i'm touting for business - if you fancy it i'll put you down on the guest list. man cannot live on freshers alone...

sounds good. try to nick ma wallet or shit i will kill you though <--- smile doesnt mean i'm not being serious

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simultaneity is not absolute. So just because you think i'm wrong, from my frame of reference i'm right!