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Topic: You ever just want an orgy?
started by: demonk

Posted by demonk on Sep. 03 2001,20:07

I need a good week-long, anything goes, orgy with about 50 different girls that I will never have to see again. That would help me get some of these urges out of my system and let me think better.

You ever felt that way?

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Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 03 2001,20:25

this whole sept 1st thing getting to u huh?

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Posted by demonk on Sep. 03 2001,20:29

Nah, I dropped out of that challenge on the morning of Sept. 1. But it was for a good reason, and I don't mean just self gradification. I can't reviel any more on the grounds that I am a gentlemen.

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Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 03 2001,21:16

that would be the gentlemenly way of saying you got some pussy!

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Posted by demonk on Sep. 03 2001,21:33

Nope. Nada. Nothing. Zilch.

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Posted by Nikita on Sep. 03 2001,22:21

quote:
Originally posted by demonk:
That would help me get some of these urges out of my system and let me think better.
You ever felt that way?

Urge ... URGE? *drags the Herbal Essences guys (or girls, or sheep) over to demonk's place*

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 25 2001,19:19

i tried to get my g/f to do a theesome with her friend...it's still a possibility

Posted by ic0n0 on Sep. 26 2001,01:14

Catknight can i watch?

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Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 26 2001,05:27

Just goto the porn store and ask them for "The Worlds Luckiest Man."

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Posted by GuErRLlAtHeHuN on Sep. 27 2001,05:48

quote:
Originally posted by demonk:
I need a good week-long, anything goes, orgy with about 50 different girls that I will never have to see again. That would help me get some of these urges out of my system and let me think better.
You ever felt that way?

Hell yes!! I could go for that type of action.. me being the only guy in there of course... ::smiles huge and goofy-like:: that would be incredibly sweet. Has anyone had the urge just to have sex with your closest girl-friend?

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Posted by C_Puppy on Sep. 27 2001,08:39

The Idea of an orgy is cool and all, but shit-- if you can sexually satisfy 50 girls(not just yourself) in a week..... You sir are a better man than I. But that goes without saying that I would give it a damn good try first!

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Posted by Nikita on Sep. 27 2001,12:07

6'4" : height of best guy friend
5'4" : height of little me
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This message has been edited by Nikita on September 28, 2001 at 07:08 AM

Posted by C_Puppy on Sep. 27 2001,12:38

Nikita 6'4" : height of best guy friend
5'4" : height of little me
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Well, I happen to be 6'4", and I haven't had too much trouble with several girls I've done stuff with that are a foot shorter-- True there are some positions that are harder with hight differences-- but thats half the fun

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Posted by demonk on Sep. 27 2001,17:03

Hell, most of my female friends. But nothing more than the typical horny 21 year old male fantasies.

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Posted by m413k on Sep. 28 2001,22:56

Damn, am I the only person here that hasn't had sex.. ::sniffle:: I just got a girlfriend though and we have been really... "close" heh.. I might get lucky soon.

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Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 03 2001,21:57

You're not the only one.

Posted by C_Puppy on Oct. 03 2001,22:41

The time will come, my friends-- and when it does you'll be an addict to the real thing for the rest of your life.
I see girls will complain about not finding a guy with stamina, or interest in doing it alot-- my question is-- Where the hell are they looking?

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 04 2001,01:41

they obviously should be looking for me.

then again, what would i know about that?

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 08 2001,12:39

Well, I just came back from a very nice weekend with my girlfriend ... and I'm already horny. Being an 18-year-old male really sucks sometimes. It doesn't help much that there are three different girls here that want to jump me - one of whom is about 50 feet down the hall. Augh.

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Posted by TallAssAzn on Oct. 09 2001,00:41

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
Well, I just came back from a [b]very nice weekend with my girlfriend ... and I'm already horny. Being an 18-year-old male really sucks sometimes. It doesn't help much that there are three different girls here that want to jump me - one of whom is about 50 feet down the hall. Augh.
[/B]

So beat 'em to the punch and jump on them! Who cares who jumps on who so long as you end up getting some b00t4y.

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Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 09 2001,13:09

quote:
So beat 'em to the punch and jump on them! Who cares who jumps on who so long as you end up getting some b00t4y.

Heh. This morning I'm walking on my way down the hall in rez. I turn around the corner and boom - I bump into the hottest one of them (5'6", blond, ~98lbs (I'm guessing) - damn)- as she's on her way to the shower in nothing but a towel - and not a very big one either!

I'm getting to horny to take much more of this. I may have to take your advice, Azn.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 09 2001,15:47

co-ed dorms by floor r0x0r j00r (4nd m1n3) b0x0rs!

Posted by miNus on Oct. 09 2001,15:54

Next time, rip the towel away from her, and snap her ass with it. Then press her up against the wall... I think she'd probably be yours from that point on.

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Posted by Nikita on Oct. 09 2001,16:20

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
I bump into the hottest one of them (5'6", blond, ~98lbs (I'm guessing) - [b]damn)- as she's on her way to the shower in nothing but a towel - and not a very big one either![/B]

mmmm nice choice of words ... bump ...

And 5'6" ~98 lbs ... dude, that's borderline anorexic. Well, if you like your women skinnier sure, whatever floats your boat ...

Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 09 2001,16:51

Meh. 98lbs is a guess - and so's the height. She's not anorexic or anythin - just slim. Slim good. Rail-thin bad.

miNus - thanks for the idea, but I don't think I'll need to. When she saw it was me, she "adjusted" her towel a little lower than it already was. Plus, she said she's going to give me a call for some Calc help later on.

"Hmm ... I think I need to take the derivative of your curves. Then I'll determine your limit approaching O."

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 09 2001,20:19

try the massage approach when she gets all tense from the homework..

and good luck.

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Posted by The_Stomper on Oct. 09 2001,21:58

quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
try the massage approach when she gets all tense from the homework..
and good luck.

That's my standard approach - and it's never failed me. Hell, it's worked on girls with boyfriends (and one with a husband, but we won't discuss that!)

Posted by SLATE on Oct. 09 2001,23:59

The massage!!! GODDAMN, that thing works wonders..... sigh.. memories....

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 10 2001,00:58

quote:
"Hmm ... I think I need to take the derivative of your curves. Then I'll determine your limit approaching O."

LOL! I'm using that for my IM info for a while.

Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 10 2001,02:09

quote:
Originally posted by The_Stomper:
That's my standard approach - and it's never failed me. Hell, it's worked on girls with boyfriends (and one with a [b]husband, but we won't discuss that!)[/B]

a husband, eh? then you and I would be in the same club...

and i was taught full body massages from a friend that graduated his therapy school... in general go with the muscle, and work your way below the pants line, and press a little harder with an upward motion with the thumbs.. rinse, repeat. 8)

oh shit, also, try massaging oil called Pleasure Therapy by Jason... not to thick, smells wonderful, and it's not the greatest, but it can get on your tongue..

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Posted by miNus on Oct. 10 2001,05:15

Hey, a little variety never hurts, ya know?