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Topic: I wanna get laid...
started by: aznangl

Posted by aznangl on Sep. 03 2001,18:44

...i really need to get laid.

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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.

Posted by demonk on Sep. 03 2001,18:46

This is no joke people. If she goes any longer, she's going to jump me or portrman in desperation. While we might enjoy that, she would probably shoot herself in the head afterwards.

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Posted by aznangl on Sep. 03 2001,18:49

gross....never ever in a any lifetime. i may however jump some others....

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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.

Posted by SLATE on Sep. 03 2001,19:01

quote:
Originally posted by aznangl:
gross....never ever in a any lifetime. i may however jump some others....

"Biiiiitch!"

Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 03 2001,19:05

...no sounds too tempting to be real

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Leave the kids alone -
with me!

Posted by aznangl on Sep. 03 2001,19:09

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
"Biiiiitch!"

that's miss biatch. get it straight.

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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.

Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 03 2001,19:40

Come on over. I5 -> Hwy520E -> 148N -> 4277 "Bellevue Meadows" -> AptB208

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

Posted by cr0bar on Sep. 03 2001,22:33

The police are on their way. You might want to use the few seconds you have right now to practice saying "What meth lab?" convincingly.

Nice knowin' ya.

Posted by incubus on Sep. 03 2001,23:22

Meth Lab, Officer? Oh you mean MATH lab! I'm at college y'know!

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 04 2001,02:20

jailbait hehe

or should I say, cr0bar bait?

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 04 2001,02:45

"schwing" ?

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Sep. 04 2001,03:00

OMG...you just reminded me ... it's been about a WEEK since I got some!

Damn...I have a mission tonight!

Posted by demonk on Sep. 04 2001,03:24

Hehe, don't worry about aznangl being jailbait. She only *looks* 12

No, seriously, she's like 19~20.

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20 PRINT "SWEET"
30 GOTO 10

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Sep. 04 2001,04:04

haha, pure genious. i'll be laughing about that one in my sleep.

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 04 2001,11:33

quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
OMG...you just reminded me ... it's been about a WEEK since I got some!
Damn...I have a mission tonight!

aren't you recently married? you should seriously be doing it 4-5-7 times a week. c'mon now.

Posted by portrman on Sep. 04 2001,13:27

quote:
Originally posted by demonk:
Hehe, don't worry about aznangl being jailbait. She only *looks* 12 No, seriously, she's like 19~20.

Shit Aznangl, you going to take that from Demonk? You sure are alot nice to him then me :-(

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If more people thought like me, the world would be a much better place. Either that or we would just kill each other, hmmm.....

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 04 2001,13:44

quote:
Originally posted by portrman:
Shit Aznangl, you going to take that from Demonk? You sure are alot nice to him then me :-(

Cuz she wants his sweet, sweet booty?

*elbow demonk* read between the lines dude!

Posted by ic0n0 on Sep. 04 2001,13:58

This thread makes me sad

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Sep. 04 2001,16:29

ditto

Posted by demonk on Sep. 04 2001,16:54

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Cuz she wants his sweet, sweet booty?
*elbow demonk* read between the lines dude!

ROFLMAO

That is SO not true.

ROFLMAO

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30 GOTO 10

Posted by pengu1nn on Sep. 04 2001,18:29

quote:
Originally posted by aznangl:
...i really need to get laid.

don't we all

Posted by aznangl on Sep. 04 2001,18:31

this is just disgusting!!!!

have any of u seen demonk???

u don't read btwn the lines of what i say...there is no btwn the lines cuz i straight up say what i mean, none of that bullshit girls feed guys.

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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.

Posted by demonk on Sep. 04 2001,18:33

I'm hurt. I'm going to go off in a corner to cry now.

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10 PRINT "HOME"
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30 GOTO 10

Posted by aznangl on Sep. 04 2001,18:37

quote:
Originally posted by demonk:

I'm hurt. I'm going to go off in a corner to cry now.

oh cry me a river u big baby...bet u'll cry all the way to becky's house

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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.

Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 04 2001,19:11

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
jailbait hehe

that's my name school gurls my game

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Leave the kids alone -
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This message has been edited by JLb_8 on September 05, 2001 at 02:12 PM

Posted by portrman on Sep. 04 2001,20:11

quote:
Originally posted by aznangl:
...i really need to get laid.

/me Raises Hand realllllly high

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If more people thought like me, the world would be a much better place. Either that or we would just kill each other, hmmm.....

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Sep. 04 2001,20:24

< burned >.

quote:
Originally posted by aznangl:

oh cry me a river u big baby...bet u'll cry all the way to becky's house

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 04 2001,22:57

eh, I didn't have any love letters ... so ...

le originale:
fuck you, ya cum-guzzling, jizz-slurpin, dingleberry-pickin motherfucker, you're such a goddamn shitfaced douche bag. hell, you are a raw, bloody pustule of a hemorroid!

ze burhn:
fuck you, ya cum-guzzling, jizz-slurpin, dingleberry-pickin motherfucker, you and your sluts're such a fuckin' goddamn shitfaced douche bag. Ask me again: I should snap your ass. hell, you and your sluts are a raw, bloody pustule of a hemorroid!

(now burn it a few more times for funky variations haha) ugh, no more procrastinating.

Merde.

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 05 2001,05:02

quote:
Originally posted by demonk:
ROFLMAO
That is SO not true.
ROFLMAO

awwwww how cute ...

Phase 1: Denial

Posted by veilside on Sep. 10 2001,02:04

quote:
Originally posted by aznangl:
i straight up say what i mean, none of that bullshit girls feed guys.

isn't that special. i agree with you on the bullshit though. xP

Posted by mqa on Sep. 10 2001,03:18

since im tired of your whining, i have developed a simple 2 step plan that is guaranteed to get you or any other decent looking chick laid within 72 hours (or 10 minutes if you're really serious).

step 1: act like a slut
step 2: dont be picky

let me know how it works.

Posted by demonk on Sep. 12 2001,03:03

I've been telling her that for years! She can do step one pretty easily, but she just refuses to do step two.

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Posted by aznangl on Sep. 12 2001,14:30

are u trying to insult me demonk? u can't insult me with da truth ya know.

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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.

Posted by Nikita on Sep. 12 2001,15:20

ouch

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Can sluts be picky?

Posted by incubus on Sep. 12 2001,23:14

Yes, they can fuck any [insert criteria here] rigid.

[critera = well-hung|attractive|good-in-bed|rich|woman]

Posted by Hellraiser on Sep. 14 2001,00:56

What about 18 year old broke college students? One can always dream

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

Posted by SaxMaster on Sep. 18 2001,04:46

Hey, i could use a break from my dry spell

I'm in Milwaukee, hint hint...

Anyways, a joke:

Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut?

A slut fucks everybody.

A bitch fucks everybody but YOU.

Happy fucking

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Posted by Hellraiser on Sep. 18 2001,11:23

If thats what 29 orgasms is like, I feel somewhat disappointed......

Posted by SLATE on Sep. 18 2001,19:06

quote:
Originally posted by Hellraiser:
If thats what 29 orgasms is like, I feel somewhat disappointed......

I was thinking along the same lines...

Posted by GuErRLlAtHeHuN on Sep. 27 2001,05:45

My aren't we all a bunch of horny and sexually frustrated people.. ::sniff sniff:: me too... I want some..

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