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Forum: Sex
Topic: girls are such teases!
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Sep. 02 2001,02:31

Girl (12:08:56 AM): sup yo
catknight0 (12:09:05 AM): hey
Girl (12:12:13 AM): sup
catknight0 (12:12:55 AM): im bored
catknight0 (12:13:00 AM): just plating bass
catknight0 (12:19:17 AM): what are you doin?
Girl (12:19:27 AM): gyuess
catknight0 (12:19:35 AM): drinkin?
Girl (12:19:43 AM): do i drink?
catknight0 (12:19:54 AM): you are a bartender, i would think you drink atleast a little
Girl (12:20:56 AM): nope
catknight0 (12:20:58 AM): hmm are you listening to music?
Girl (12:21:04 AM): im masturbating
catknight0 (12:21:10 AM): that was my next guess
catknight0 (12:21:40 AM): want some company? :-D
Girl (12:22:29 AM): im in philly
catknight0 (12:22:35 AM): i'll walk :-D
Girl (12:22:44 AM): ok
catknight0 (12:23:06 AM): having fun?
Girl (12:23:17 AM): not really
catknight0 (12:23:22 AM): hmm
catknight0 (12:24:09 AM): anything I can do from here to make things better?
Girl (12:24:55 AM): gimmie like 10 grand
catknight0 (12:25:13 AM): i'm a few short
catknight0 (12:27:40 AM): what do you need 10 grand for? tuition?
Girl (12:28:07 AM): no, just thought it would be nioce to have
catknight0 (12:28:12 AM): ah

Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 02 2001,11:45

CK u should rename the title. guys are such teases.

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Posted by JLb_8 on Sep. 03 2001,19:13

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Comon now. You are in college right???? Penn State?? Everyone is able to find a chic within 2 weeks. Its college. I know people who went to my high school, single their whole years in high school. They goto college and within 2 weeks they have a girlfriend. Get out and get some, you arent going to get laid sitting naked at the computer talking to chics online. Hit the damn bars and start posting about how many women you are screwing.

dammit! i wasted a whole year of uni! sleeping...yeah thats what i meant sleeping.

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Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 04 2001,05:23

Comon now. You are in college right???? Penn State?? Everyone is able to find a chic within 2 weeks. Its college. I know people who went to my high school, single their whole years in high school. They goto college and within 2 weeks they have a girlfriend. Get out and get some, you arent going to get laid sitting naked at the computer talking to chics online. Hit the damn bars and start posting about how many women you are screwing.

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Posted by demonk on Sep. 04 2001,05:27

Remember, it's CK we're talking about here. I'm suprised he didn't just call her a slut for liking sex.

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20 PRINT "SWEET"
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Posted by SaxMaster on Sep. 07 2001,17:02

I agree that girls are teases. But some in the most fun kind of way :-D

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Posted by GuErRLlAtHeHuN on Sep. 25 2001,21:05

Not all girls are big teases, I met one girl who didn't fit that description at all. She was blunt and to the point, in a nice not too bitchy way. Gotta love straight forward women.

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Posted by m413k on Sep. 28 2001,22:46

hey it seems that this guy has some intelligent thing to say, as oppose to the crap that he said in his post under "classroom" ::gives slight applause:: good for you...

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Posted by chmod on Sep. 28 2001,22:53

quote:
Originally posted by GuErRLlAtHeHuN:
Gotta love straight forward women.

As opposed to lesbian backwards women?

Posted by miNus on Sep. 29 2001,01:31

LO... nevermind

Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 03 2001,22:05

I love them all! Why don't they love me?

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 28 2001,01:40

this is a different girl. at first I thought it was someone else using her account, because this girl is the really religious and pure type. oh well it still gave me an interesting diversion from physics.

(girl) (12:27:20 AM): hello
catknight0 (12:27:26 AM): hey
(girl) (12:27:41 AM): wanna take a catknap with me?
(girl) (12:28:52 AM): is that a yes?
catknight0 (12:28:54 AM): sure :-)
(girl) (12:29:00 AM): ;-)
(girl) (12:30:09 AM): well come on over
(girl) (12:30:15 AM): meow
(girl) (12:30:19 AM): ;-)
(girl) (12:30:47 AM): maybe when we wake up you can catfuck me until the sun comes up
catknight0 (12:31:41 AM): er
catknight0 (12:31:48 AM): yeah we could do that
(girl) (12:31:57 AM): great!
(girl) (12:32:00 AM): can't wait!
(girl) (12:32:07 AM): come on over PLEASEEEEEEEE
catknight0 (12:32:32 AM): just say when and where
catknight0 (12:32:34 AM): :-)
(girl) (12:32:43 AM): my room, now
catknight0 (12:33:47 AM): i forgot what room you are in
(girl) (12:34:52 AM): i did too
catknight0 (12:35:23 AM): well that could be a problem

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(girl) (1:01:32 AM): too bad you forgot where i live
(girl) (1:01:48 AM): goodbye my love
(girl) (1:02:11 AM): have fun catmasturbating to what you're missing

This message has been edited by CatKnight on October 28, 2001 at 10:01 PM

Posted by veistran on Oct. 29 2001,01:31

heh, that's sad, just sad.

Posted by ic0n0 on Oct. 29 2001,02:31

methinks CK has to mutch time on his hands. err if not something else in his hands

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Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 29 2001,03:39

actually, no

quote:
oh well it still gave me an interesting diversion from physics.

Posted by roy on Nov. 15 2001,17:30

nah i think the dude's just gay

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you guys all suck, espescially that fag KEVIN

Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 15 2001,22:31

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

/Seinfeld

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

Posted by Resonant on Nov. 30 2001,01:05

Girls like that are the bane of every man's existence. If they were guys, they'd be the equivalent of the red-headed little boy in 3rd grade who's always sticking his thumb on his nose and calling you a "dork-face". Don't worry CK, after you've gotten some play (or realize that you'll never get any from those girls) you can turn'em down in the same fashion they try to turn you on.