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Topic: Places to have Sex
started by: demonk

Posted by demonk on Aug. 28 2001,19:38

Ok, this has probably been done before, but I am looking for a list of places to have sex. I want to combine all of them into one big list. Here is what I have off the top of my head:

Back seat of car
Bath
Bathroom
Bed
Bubble Bath
Elevator
Grass Field
In front of full length mirror
Jacuzzi
Kitchen floor
Living room
On top of Kitchen Table
Pool
Pool Table
Shower
Under Kitchen Table
Walk in Cooler
Woods

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Posted by CowboyNeal on Aug. 28 2001,19:43

You forgot "your momma's house"

Posted by aznangl on Aug. 28 2001,19:43

damn it...u beat me to it. no...u shoulda titled it differently.

i wanna have sex in the MU quad! oh yea baby!

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Posted by Observer on Aug. 28 2001,20:13

36th floor of the Cathedral of Learning. Made Playboy's top 10 list.

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Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 28 2001,20:57

quote:
Pool Table

dammit our pool table is already fucked up enough because of people fux0ring on it, don't give them any more ideas!

my contributions:
roof of dormatory
stairwell of dormatory
classroom
on the bus
front seat of car while driving
bathroom stall
ally between engineering units 'C' and 'D'

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 28 2001,21:11

#one finger one thumb keep moving#

and so does the mrs

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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 28 2001,22:29

I don't know where the original thing came from but hell, google is my friend.
< http://incolor.inebraska.com/kramsey/archive/seusspur.htm >

Oh yea, roof of any tall building.

Posted by askheaves on Aug. 29 2001,16:57

demonk... why, pray tell, was your list alphabetical? It makes me wonder if that was off the top of your head.

Just nitpicking...

Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 29 2001,18:01

beach
gym
back of a pickup truck
on the floor
shopping mall
table-tennis table
hood of a car

no, I haven't tried those. I just tried to think of the weirdest places possible...

Posted by jrh1406 on Aug. 29 2001,19:13

how about, server room,
boss' desk,
kitchen counter,
in a bush,
back of station wagon,
field next to police station,
on the back porch.

can't think of any more right now.

Posted by justcozz on Aug. 29 2001,21:12

Airplane bathroom.
Public sauna.
Crowded public beach. (In the water if you want)
A wedding.
Work.
A cow pasture (any pasture would work)
Along the HY/Freeway. (Not in a car)
In a tiny, nearly air-tight chamber with 4 of your immediate family members on a 8 hour road trip.

That's all I got.

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Posted by demonk on Aug. 30 2001,05:32

I was wondering if someone would ask that. Yes this list is alphabetical(sp?), and yes, it was off the top of my head. I originally made the list in TextPad. It has a cool button that sorted the list for me. Didn't take anytime to sort it. So that's why it is in order.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 30 2001,12:29

Hmmm...

In an APC (armored personell carrier)
In a Humvee(hummer in a hummer)
At the bar on a bar stool
bathroom in a bowling alley
mall parking lot during x-mas

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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 30 2001,13:31

1) Treehouse/Fort - a friend of mine and his bro constructed this kickass fort type thing ... it started out as one room, and kept on growing over the summers to have 3 (bed) rooms, hot tub, complete with electricity and other plumbing. It was like having an apartment in the back yard. They charged their friends to use the place for snoo-snoo over the weekends. The parents eventually caught some people doing the nasty in there ... and it had to be torn down

Posted by ic0n0 on Aug. 30 2001,14:38

Your roomates bed when they are away

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 30 2001,15:53

quote:
Originally posted by justcozz:

In a tiny, nearly air-tight chamber with 4 of your immediate family members on a 8 hour road trip.

Done it!

Posted by j0eSmith on Aug. 30 2001,16:59

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Done it!

And now you'll tell us the story...

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Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 30 2001,19:04

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
Your roomates bed when they are away

Your roomates bed with your roomates girl while he is passed out in it.

Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 31 2001,01:09

Surface of the moon
Burt Renold's tupé
Middle of a buisy intersection
Tied to the bottom of a high clearance truck
Giant punch bowl
Contortionist box
Church
Under a banana peel
While parasailing
White House lawn
The Minus World in SMB
Background of a Britney Spears video
Home Plate of Dodgers Stadium
Heaven
Point of the Space Needle
Alien Encounter at Disney World
Texus cactus
Barrel full of Bush beer
Guest star on The Simpsons
20000 Leagues Under the Sea
Mound of AOL Trial CDs
Belly of a Whale
Oval Office
Antarctica
Airport runway
Wing of a traveling 747
Narnia

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Posted by miNus on Aug. 31 2001,01:13

I'll chime in here for CowboyNeal:

In a pool of jello.

Actually, that would be pretty bad ass...

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 31 2001,02:25

during midnight mass in the middle of St. Petersburg Square. while the Pope is giving his speech and whatnot.
might want to wear socks though. its cold over there

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Posted by justcozz on Aug. 31 2001,03:09

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Done it!

Yes do tell.

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Posted by miNus on Aug. 31 2001,03:17

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
during midnight mass in the middle of St. Petersburg Square. while the Pope is giving his speech and whatnot.
might want to wear socks though. its cold over there

Err, isn't the pope in the vatican?

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Sep. 01 2001,16:15

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Burt Renold's tupée

Id prefer Ted Kopples

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:

Alien Encounter at Disney World

Then the aliens tounge would tickle your ass.

Posted by LiNeY on Sep. 01 2001,16:44

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
during midnight mass in the middle of St. Petersburg Square. while the Pope is giving his speech and whatnot.
might want to wear socks though. its cold over there

ummm... I think you mean St. Peter's Square in Rome, Italy. Rome (Italy), as opposed to St. Petersburg (Russia), is really hot. No need for socks...

Hmm... I am going to Rome in about 4 weeks...

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Sep. 13 2001,16:37

A couple years ago my family and I went on vacation to Oregon. My boyfriend came along... On the way back we were totally horny! Anyways, my mom and dad were in the front of the truck and the rest of us were in the back. We have a camper shell. My brother and sister were in the back with us.. So me and my boyfriend decide to do it, and thats about it. We had to keep it quiet and hardly move but it worked out just fine. My sister and brother were sleeping, hopefully!!

Posted by kixzor2 on Sep. 16 2001,12:27

On a Trampoline. Extra bounce. Much fun.

Just make sure the mats are on the springs *ouch*

Posted by Chrissy on Sep. 17 2001,13:28

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
36th floor of the Cathedral of Learning. Made Playboy's top 10 list.

I thought for sure you would have said the lower campus

God that joke never gets old

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Posted by Observer on Sep. 17 2001,22:07

Damn, I had almost forgotten about that one.

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Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 17 2001,23:10

i had a really weird dream the other night.... me and some faceless chick were doing it in the snow..... yeah.

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Posted by SaxMaster on Sep. 18 2001,04:54

I just got a new sectional (L-Shaped couch) in my apartment. My parent's loaded neighbors were gonna give it to the salvation army, but this thing is seriously pimpin. It's like only 1 year old, bright red courduroy, and I cant wait to have sex on it

Also, the stacks in the Golda Meir Library at University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee would be fun

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Posted by Nikita on Sep. 18 2001,13:52

Oooh loaded neighbors ... dumpster diving paradise!

So is there any theme in which you are going to decorate your room?! Going Shagadelic? There was this guy in one of the residence halls that decorated his room middle eastern harem-ish style. I was walking by, caught a glimpse of it, said "what the ...", friend said "don't look back, keep walking"

I swear to god, throw pillows galore ... the whole damn room looked like a bed ... or it could have been the lighting ... *shiver*

Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 21 2001,22:21

Hmmm how about an old clotheswasher that isnt quite level. Put a full load of clothes in the thing, turn it on high,prop dat butt right up on there, let the vibrations kick in and start drilling!!

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Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 26 2001,05:25

I like the pretzel position. You face your woman sitting indian-style then you kinda wrap your legs around under her and she wraps her legs around you. Then you start rocking back and forth and get a good vibe going and.....

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Posted by slapnutz on Oct. 08 2001,20:36

the best place to have sex is the circus.

Posted by slapnutz on Oct. 08 2001,20:40

greasemonk its called the lotus position i think.

Posted by peregrin on Oct. 14 2001,16:11

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:

hood of a car

specifically the hood of a '67 chevy corvette, in the yellow variety

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Posted by DrinkingBeerGirl on Oct. 14 2001,19:30

I think some places where u could would be, swimming pool, closet, kitchen counter,on the floor, on the roof of a house, 50 yard line on a football field,bathroom, shower, spa, jacuzzi,n' some more.

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Posted by Observer on Oct. 14 2001,22:10

Brave little girl there, practically posting your home address in your profile.

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Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 16 2001,02:24

/me chuckles.

Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 16 2001,03:45

/me wonders how far away scottdale is from state college