Topic: oh my GOD i wish i had a tape recorder
started by: CatKnight
Tonight as a usual habbit, I went down to the espressery to get some cocoa and do homework in the yuppyish atmosphere. I got my cocoa and sat down at a able. As I opened my books, I heard a conversation going on behind me. There was a girl talking to a guy about something so absurd, it made me want to puke and extremely horny at the same time. Here is what I heard.
The girl was mentioning that back in high school, a group of her and her couple friends (4 couples total I think), would regularly meet at her house to watch friends together on a couch. One day they were all cuddly together, and one of them, as a joke, said "Hey, we're having an orgy!". Apparantly, this gave the horny teenagers a good idea, and so the 8 of them had an orgy.
This became a regular weekly occurance, they called it the 'friday night o'. After a while, more people started showing up to join in. After this had been going on for some time, many people regularly showed up. She mentioned that there would be around 30-50 people participating in the orgy, a lot of whom she didn't know. She would answer the door, and a stranger would say "Hey, are you (girl's name)?" and she would say "Sure, come join us" or something to that effect.
During these orgies apparantly, they had set up some ground rules. I heard her mention that everyone had to remove 2 articles of clothing when they entered. She also said that every girl had to kiss every boy. I think I heard her mention a similar rule about blowjobs, but I wasn't sure.
She also mentioned that during these orgies, her parents would always be at home, so they put all their clothes in 1 pile so that if she heard them coming down, they would grab the clothes and run into the basement to put their clothes back on. Her parents apparantly never knew. However, apparantly a lot of people from her high school knew, because when they saw each other in the halls they would nod to each other. Through the whole conversation, the guy she was talking to was just making regular conversation noises like "uh-huh" and "yeah", etc.
Mind you, I was trying to do my EMECH homework at the time. This conversation happened within the span of about 10 minutes or so, where I was just pretending to read the inside cover of my textbook. At this point, being disgusted and really excited at the same time, I loudly packed up my books, got up, said to her "What the hell is wrong with you?" to which she replied "What, were you listening to my conversation?" I just made a confused sort of sound, and left for the study lounge. I actually did manage to finish my homework without distraction from there, although I'm not sure how.
Just wanted to add, the way I felt was really excited but disgusted at the same time. I was thinking "wow, why didn't I ever get invited to orgies in high school!" It even reminded me of a dream I had a while ago about one. I was just so disgusted by it at the same time, I feel really conflicted. Luckily I feel better now, because on the way back I was talking to some of my black friends about it and we had a nice little "white girls are fucked up" rant.
This message has been edited by CatKnight on August 28, 2001 at 09:59 PM
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
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I remember the days when the phrase "IBM compatible" actually meant something
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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality
10 years later, you're not going to remember problem 34 a-z of Chapter 2 ... but you'd remember an orgy. And if you don't, you have Alzheimers.
And if those stories were true, she'd probably have a pussy lip down each pant leg .... *shiver*
quote:ROTFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Originally posted by Nikita:
And if those stories were true, she'd probably have a pussy lip down each pant leg .... *shiver*
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Rofl @Ck tho 
What a great response!
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on August 29, 2001 at 06:17 PM
For this travety i will never forgive u!
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I remember the days when the phrase "IBM compatible" actually meant something
I say crystal meth.
Edit:
Nikita that was hilarious, my friend over the phone has been weirded out now.
This message has been edited by solid on August 29, 2001 at 02:13 PM
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
even i can spell three letter words right!For this travety i will never forgive u!
Too bad "travesty" isn't a three-letter word. "You" is, though. No excuses.
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I remember the days when the phrase "IBM compatible" actually meant something
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Originally posted by CowboyNeal:
Too bad "travesty" isn't a three-letter word. "You" is, though. No excuses.
ROFL!
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Originally posted by solid:
Edit: ... my friend over the phone has been weirded out now.
To bewilder and confuse 
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"Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)."
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.
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Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
Just let me be, I mess up when I don't look at the keys some of the time. It also happens that H is in the same row as K, and if I press the wrong finger...
"why arent you kids in school?"
"it's saturday!"
"...NO EXCUSES!"
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I remember the days when the phrase "IBM compatible" actually meant something