The challenge takes effect starting September 1st, 12:01AM, 2001 and continues indefinately. The terms of the challenge are as follows: no masturbating. This challenge is open to all detnetters, male and female, of all ages.

The official rules:
Self masturbation obviously gets you disqualified
Others masturbating for you - OK
Sex - OK
Using sex toys gets you disqualified
Any other form of masturbation gets you disqualified - there are no "loopholes"

If/when you masturbate, post a reply to this thread, saying you're out.

Note - this is not a challenge for moral or religious purposes or anything of that sort. The point of this challenge is to see how much self control you have. If you cheat, you are only cheating yourself.

Good luck!

I'm in

I plan on going for a few days. Its been since, hrmm, about 35 hours ago since the last... I might be one of teh first to go..... Unless I be very careful....

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

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I remember the days when the phrase "IBM compatible" actually meant something

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Originally posted by miNus:
The challenge takes effect starting September 1st, 12:01AM, 2001

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Pretty sad when you have to quote yourself, eh?

So if I were you, I'd get in all the jackin' (or jillin') you need done before September 1st if you plan on 'competing'. Though remember, this isn't really a contest, it's a challenge.

To clarify a bit:
You cannot get yourself off. If you can grab someone off the street and have them polish the helmet, so be it. Liney, cybering = no (though it may go on a case by case basis, email me for further details , j/k).
No < autoeroticism >. Period.

edit: err, only go by definition #1

This message has been edited by miNus on August 26, 2001 at 06:58 PM

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< http://www.geocities.com/Seady1117 > <--- ME

Edit: Hey wait a sec, even if somebody wants to see you masturbate or masturbate to you masturbating gets you disqualified?

This message has been edited by solid on August 26, 2001 at 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by miNus:
Pretty sad when you have to quote yourself, eh?

No < autoeroticism >. Period.

edit: err, only go by definition #1

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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >

quote:

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Others masturbating for you - OK
Sex - OK

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Those don't happen any way... so i'm up the well known tributary without ample meens of locomotion.

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~Anztac [ I'm just this guy, you know? ]

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on August 26, 2001 at 12:43 PM

-If you cheat, you are only cheating yourself.-

I'm not participating in this challenge, because I believe that not masturbating for that long and depriving yourself of the simple pleasure, is "cheating myself" moreso than participating and lasting however many months without masturbating!

** I dont know any UBB code, so i am unable to correctly quote miNus.

This message has been edited by chmod on August 27, 2001 at 05:20 AM

Your choice.

Back to... building... a... stockpile... yeah that's it. stockpile...

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Behind every good computer -- is a jumble of wires'n stuff.

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Originally posted by solid:

Edit: Hey wait a sec, even if somebody wants to see you masturbate or masturbate to you masturbating gets you disqualified?

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if you got a gurl who wants to see you masterbate what the fuck are you doing worrying about a challenge like this for!?

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I remember the days when the phrase "IBM compatible" actually meant something

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I remember the days when the phrase "IBM compatible" actually meant something

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
if you got a gurl who wants to see you masterbate what the fuck are you doing worrying about a challenge like this for!?

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That's hilarious, you said "if you got a gurl" and this post was directed at me!

I was just asking.

PG- Under the blanket? I was cracking up so hard...

Edit: Smiley fix

This message has been edited by solid on August 27, 2001 at 07:02 PM

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

This is a great challenge!
Here's some PersonGuy masturbatory statistics:

Started @: 13
Why?: Kid on the bus told me about it, and I didn't belive him...
Max Height: Once made 3 feet from the sitting possiton!
Max Weight: FOOLED YA! You think I actually WEIGHT my jizz!? :/
Min Strokes: On my 4th time... I was in bed and just BARELY touched it and that was it! Obviously a world record.
Max Strokes: While using my anti would I kept it going 40 minutes, and gave up.
Min Reload: 6 minutes
Max Per Day: 8
Awards & Accomplishments: Held the title of Jizz Master for a year... once did 4 in 30 minutes... once did it under a blanket while riding in the back of a car with my family...

But anyway. I'm no longer in my prime and I've cooled it down to about once a day. In fact... I was moving boxes all day yesterday. I was SUPER tired and fell asleep and then woke up before I realized I had forgetten to jack-off! And I STILL haven't... it's been about 30 hours!

So I accept your challenge! I think I can make it a few days. This will be more fair it EVERYONE who is participating whacked it at the same time on August 31st! So when should it be? 10:00PM Eastern Time?

Also, I think women should be compeating in their own bracket... kind of like boxing...

Well, I gotta start my training... GAME ON!

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on August 27, 2001 at 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Here's some PersonGuy masturbatory statistics:
Min Strokes: On my 4th time... I was in bed and just BARELY touched it and that was it! Obviously a world record.
Min Reload: 6 minutes
Max Per Day: 8
[/B]

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Shit, so, are the sperm banks milking you for all you're worth or are they hiding their precious machines from your udderly insane stats?

This message has been edited by Nikita on August 27, 2001 at 12:18 PM

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

oh and everyone who keeps saying "I'm out!":

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Originally posted by miNus:
The challenge takes effect starting September 1st, 12:01AM, 2001 and continues indefinately.

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so do what you can til then

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Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

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Shit... now to make it through tomorrow...

quote:

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Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
is it just me or is this biased towards the people that can actually get some..

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Is it me or do I detect a vindictive tone here?

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Originally posted by cr0bar:
Is it me or do I detect a vindictive tone here?

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Is it just me or was bulldozing your home the most hilarious thing I've done yet?

quote:

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Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
is it just me or is this biased towards the people that can actually get some..

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

This message has been edited by Rhydant on August 28, 2001 at 11:57 PM

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

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Originally posted by miNus:
Self control is.

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Bullshit. I'm now planning on beating off at 1 minute after midnight Friday night. In fact, I may just do it once for each time zone too out of spite.

quote:

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Originally posted by Rhydant:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
[b]is it just me or is this biased towards the people that can actually get some..

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[/B][/QUOTE]

Fuck you. I don't like that idea... This thread is motivation for all of us to do 2 things:
1) not smack it and learn self control
2) get a girl (or girls)

...and what have you.

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quote:

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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

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Behind every good computer -- is a jumble of wires'n stuff.

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

Make it good folks.

That is all.

The battle of libido vs. willpower begins.
Of course, the former is going to win, it's only a matter of time... but anyways my plan is to stay around other people as much as possible, stay occupied, and get LOTS of sleep.

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"Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie!" :D
::< Age >::

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"Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie!" :D
::< Age >::

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Originally posted by SLATE:
I'm kinda not single anymore.. I think.... I might win this one.. hahah

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ok.. i am kinda single
but still, i will own you all.. Its already been about 11 days for me... i will own you all

It just felt so damn good...

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Behind every good computer -- is a jumble of wires'n stuff.

h4w! Where others will fail, I will succeed! 2 days long... still goin' strong...

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

I AM THE MASTER OF MY DOMAIN!

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Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion

..must stay away from 95\% of the internet though

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Damn I suck.......

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awww post # not on 69 anymore

Still ... staying.. abstinent.

Edit: I have no fucking idea what I am doing

This message has been edited by Blain on September 04, 2001 at 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

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"i like to skate on the other side of the ice"
-steve wright
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

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Leave the kids alone -
with me!

You must realize that life is full of more stuff then you could ever imagine. Its little things in life that drive you insane but its also little things in life that can make you the happiest. You must realize this and achieve the good little things in life.

True Story (i think): The founders of macy's or some other dept. store were on the Titanic. As the ship was sinking, husband and wife were together, saying their goodbyes. The husband said something along the lines of "Honey, I have this bottle of wine, 30 years old (it was a 500 a bottle wine.. really high class wine). Lets drink it together."
And his wife says "You want to waste a bottle of (whatever its called) on something like this?"
And he goes "Mama, its the little things like that that have made me love you for the past 60 years. I love you."
then they toasted and drank it. They of course, perished. I dunno how that story exists.. But even if its not true, think about it.
This has gone on more then enough and I'm not way off topic, but hey, maybe I helped someone out there with this little speech. I'm in love, and not loved back. There is pain, but life goes on. I have memories, though only a few, to cherish.. Things are still going on and there might be a future in this relationship, but its definately unknown. Enough, SLATE enough. Ok, I'm done.

SLATE

This message has been edited by SLATE on September 07, 2001 at 10:45 PM

But seriously, I'm glad that you, being all of 16 maybe, have been able to solve the meaning of life and pass it on to all of us lowly peons. I bow humbly in your mighty presence.

Dumbass.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
You know your a fucking idiot, right?

But seriously, I'm glad that you, being all of 16 maybe, have been able to solve the meaning of life and pass it on to all of us lowly peons. I bow humbly in your mighty presence.

Dumbass.

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Let me guess, you're 60 and have seen and done everything, right?

Age has nothing to do with it, and neither does quantity of experiences. What's important is the quality of experiences.

If Slate wants to share something that he has discovered and thinks is important, then Slate should go for it.

Stop being an asshole. Also, maybe you should go back to grade school and learn your punctuation.

P.S. Still going strong...

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

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Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

I made the post at 3:00 am, poor grammar can be expected.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Emotions will get you in a lot of shit. If your emotions are always clouding your judgement you can get really fucked up.

...yet.

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion

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Originally posted by porn_dealer:
If he wants to vent, let him vent, it's not illegal...

...yet.

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According to the DMCA, Line 234 Section F, it is... haha not too funny.

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Originally posted by porn_dealer:
Your emotions are always clouding your judgement

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I can see how that can be true, so I withdraw my comment.

SLATE's post was still sort of nonsensical.. I didn't really get it.

On another note, SLATE, I don't know when you've had this epiphany, but it's good that you did. If you go through your life and repress your emotions all the time, you will die cold, lonely, and sad. If, however, you see the lighter and darker side of things, you may still die cold and lonely, but you'll have touched (how odd that this is in this thread ) someone, somewhere along the line (whether you know it or not). This is also sort of a warning, too. It's not all good. There's a lot bad, and amplifing emotion can make it seem real bad when it isn't so much. I'm still coming to terms that there is good too, though, so trust me, it goes both ways.

This sounds very condesending but I really didn't mean it that way. Just a measly pitence of advice from someone you will never actually see.

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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

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Originally posted by solid:
SLATE's post was still sort of nonsensical.

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He hasn't beat of in a week. Give him a break. And I actually thought it made alot of sense.

Anywaze, I'm considering dropping out of the contest... not sure if I'm going to...

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

But that definately goes without saying.

quote:

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Originally posted by miNus:
The official rules:
Self masturbation obviously gets you disqualified
Others masturbating for you - OK
Sex - OK
Using sex toys gets you disqualified
Any other form of masturbation gets you disqualified - there are no "loopholes"

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Now, add a girlfriend into the equation, and have her be 10 hours away. That eliminates any sexual activity other than with her, unless I cheat (and then I lose her).

Shit, this is gonna be hard.

It's better if you just show up on her doorstep with flowers one night though.
<george foreman> You'll get some bootay. I guarantee it! </george foreman>

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Originally posted by miNus:
<george foreman> You'll get some bootay. I guarantee it! </george foreman>

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But you'd better believe that there's gonna be a whole lotta sex goin on when I get back.

that, or course, would be a bad thing. this whole place would go to hell without slate, everyone knows that.

heh

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

quote:

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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Half an hour? o_O

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

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Originally posted by Nikita:
Hmph friend from IL calls me and starts talking sexy to me just to torment me. Sexy voice. Right before I go to sleep too. Damn the kinky dreams. Oh baby. Bastard ... must ... have ... control ... zzzzzzz

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Is zzzzzzzz a vibrator or what?
If ya email me, I'll give you my number, and I'll talk sexah to ya all night long!

Now get in mah bellah!

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

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L'absence est à l'amour ce qu'est au feu le vent; Il éteint le petit, il allume le grand.
- Comte de Bussy- Rabutin

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Originally posted by Rhydant:
i really dont see how people can get off by hearing a voice talk dirty to them. someone explain this

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Hm, well I've known him all throughout college. Good friend ... really hot (rrowrr). And he has this slight slavic accent. Smart as all hell. 6'3" lean, mean, muscle machine mmm mmm MMMM! If a woman can't get slightly excited by the mere thought or sight of him then she's either a lesbo or needs hormone replacement therapy.

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And yes, zzzz means sleep you sick, sick man!

and im offically out. i cant believe i went that long. holy shit.

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

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Originally posted by Rhydant:

i cant believe i went that long. holy shit.

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I commend you. Anyone who has truely made it this far and is (or shall I say was) a daily or semi daily masturbater.. this is a feat. Personally, I've been going since around maybe a little earlier, but no later then the 20th or so. Its an incredible achievement for me and I'm still going strong.

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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

Anyway, for those who are proud of their achievement, I'm proud of you too. Good job. I hope you've gotten the fullfillment you've needed. (in all seriousness).

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Originally posted by Chrissy:
Wow I was out before this challenge ever even started. I just cant help myself. But you also said sex doesnt count or someone else doing it for you right? Well can I start now? I didnt even know this was going on. I may be able to control myself (Ive got friends to help me out )

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Ummm, you're 17 days too late. Too bad, sucka!

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Originally posted by Nikita:
Hm, well I've known him all throughout college. Good friend ... really hot (rrowrr). And he has this slight slavic accent. Smart as all hell. 6'3" lean, mean, muscle machine mmm mmm MMMM! If a woman can't get slightly excited by the mere thought or sight of him then she's either a lesbo or needs hormone replacement therapy.

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And yes, zzzz means sleep you sick, sick man!

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damnit, I wish I had this affect on women...

I'm not THAT naïve

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Originally posted by chmod:
i'm out.
no further comments at this time.

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DUDE
GROSS
YOU JUST SLEPT OVER MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT.... PLEASE TELL ME IT WASN'T THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Ummmm, was it when I called you and you were like "I'm doing HW"..
Hahaha

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Originally posted by SLATE:
DUDE
GROSS
YOU JUST SLEPT OVER MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT.... PLEASE TELL ME IT WASN'T THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Ummmm, was it when I called you and you were like "I'm doing HW"..
Hahaha

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HAHAHA no way!!! it was actually like around yesterday morning i think

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.I'm..............
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.....still........
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haha Someone got tricked by that... maybe.
Who is left seriously... Cause I think I might be giving up any second now..... If you don't remember, I started the 24th of last month... I'm horny, I'm depressed and I need to fucking jerk off. *sigh*

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Damn, AP English was so long ago!

This message has been edited by Nikita on September 19, 2001 at 09:34 PM

Goddamn, good challenge. My personal record has reached 27 days. SLATE, I commend thee. Thank you all, and goodnight.

In my opinion, the decision to try and go without masturbating for an unknown duration of time as a challenge doesn't make much sense. This shouldn't be a bet or a competition or something, but a personal thing. And if it is personal, where's the use of doing it groupwise, where it necessarily has to become a challenge and a competition? A decision like this can only be made by one person for himself or herself, and at a point in his/her life when he/she feels ready for it.

I didn't participate in the challenge, partly for the above-mentioned reason, partly because I didn't just want to tell everybody on the world wide web how I was feeling after x days of "going without".

However, I can say that with one thing and another (not challenge-related. Just didn't feel like it), I did some time of going without... and I can only say that I got so damn bitchy after a while that I guess I owe it to my fellow humans to do it. Otherwise, my mood is unbearable.

So, herewith it is proven: it's good for body, and soul, the release of stress, and even society as a whole.

Anyway, congrats to all those of you who tried, got good results, and are still in.

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Je t'aime - est-ce que ca te regarde?

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Frostu is in Japan. He says Hi.

quote:

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Originally posted by LiNeY:
I didn't participate in the challenge.

I got so damn bitchy after a while that I guess I owe it to my fellow humans to do it. Otherwise, my mood is unbearable.

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I believe that would be a no.

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

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Originally posted by Observer:
I believe that would be a no.

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just for interests sake, say you ARE in the challenge. have you been disqualified?

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Frostu is in Japan. He says Hi.

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Originally posted by chmod:
well in that case... who IS left???

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Am I the only one? Cause if so, I win - and I'm collecting my prize tonight.

1st prize for longest lasting male is - an all expense paid date with Bubba. (He likes you. Alot.)

1st prize for longest lasting female is - an all expense paid date with Pat. (You said you dig transexuals, right?)

This message has been edited by miNus on September 22, 2001 at 05:00 PM

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

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Frostu is in Japan. He says Hi.

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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

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Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >

He's using flaws in the underlying nature of the challenge to catapault himself to the lead

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Originally posted by miNus:
I officially disqualify Wolfguard.

He's using flaws in the underlying nature of the challenge to catapault himself to the lead

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Possibly the ULTIMATE flaw too. I mean, he could just about go on indefinately!

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Frostu is in Japan. He says Hi.

Not my fault that you made it easy for me.

Change the rules AFTER the game is over, not in the middle.

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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >

That doesn't mean I quit though.

Mrs. Wolfguard is sick as a dog...

no nookie for Wolfie...

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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >

The n00kie.

The n00kie.