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Topic: The Prereqs to major in Porn Star
started by: SLATE

Posted by SLATE on Aug. 19 2001,03:45

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Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
I wonder what the prereqs are to major in porn star.

Hmm, leave your own opinions on what they should/would be...

Male:
Penis over 7 inches
70's hairstyle
chesthair, but no other hair
Average build, maybe slightly overweight

Female:
No pubes or a 'design' in the upper pubes.
At least a 34b-c area
Must be shorter then male counterparts, so height should be around 5'5-5'6
Thin or average build
Nice ass, esp. for anal films/scenes
Nice lips, esp. for blowjob scenes

Anyone else?

Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 19 2001,03:57

Most women in porn films are at least moderately attractive...

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Posted by solid on Aug. 19 2001,04:02

It would depend. I mean .. it's like in Deuce Bigallow, where you have the really high class Gigallos, and then the fish that's trying to hump the scuba diver..

Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 19 2001,16:39

Just be me.

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Posted by Greasemonk on Aug. 19 2001,18:10

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
[b] I wonder what the prereqs are to major in porn star.

Hmm, leave your own opinions on what they should/would be...

Male:
Penis over 7 inches
70's hairstyle
chesthair, but no other hair
Average build, maybe slightly overweight

Anyone else?[/B][/QUOTE]

You forgot:
Male:
Lift weights alot
Own or be a member of a Golds Gym

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Posted by SLATE on Aug. 19 2001,23:13

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
You forgot:
Male:
Lift weights alot
Own or be a member of a Golds Gym

I have evidence which contradicts that. 2 words: Ron Jeremy

Posted by Greasemonk on Aug. 20 2001,15:56

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
I have evidence which contradicts that. 2 words: Ron Jeremy

I guess thats evidence there is always 1 exception to every rule..

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Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 20 2001,16:08

It always disturbs me that people can pull the names of porn stars out of there head. Who cares what their names are. Just watch.

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by gambit on Aug. 20 2001,18:57

Jizmaster Zero!

Posted by SLATE on Aug. 20 2001,20:04

Dude, everyone knows Ron Jeremy... he's the people's champion.. he's a fat hairy dude and gets to score with hot babes. us horny guys who aren't studs don't connect with those "stud's" who get the hot chicks.. We connect with Ron Jeremy.

Though, personally, I've never seen his films.

Posted by afropik on Aug. 21 2001,04:47

Here, < this > might help you out a bit.

Posted by ic0n0 on Aug. 21 2001,05:37

Ron Jeremy is cool, any one see orgasmo.

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Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 21 2001,08:27

I think the thing most required is practice, practice, practice...

Anyone here ever seen "Boogie Nights"? Not a pr0n film but a movie about the pr0n industry...

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Aug. 21 2001,14:12

quote:
Originally posted by afropik:
Here, < this > might help you out a bit.

HA HA HA
I bought that book for my ex gf. It may still be lying around at home... I should look for it.

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 21 2001,16:19

what is it with that Ron Jeremy guy? i mean, hes fat, ugly, and dumb, yet he gets all the chicks to have sex with him! WHAT THE HELL?!

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Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 21 2001,22:18

heh heh heh....
he keeps ugly people's dreams alive!

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Posted by SLATE on Aug. 22 2001,00:58

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
heh heh heh....
he keeps ugly people's dreams alive!

:/
Not just ugly people.......... Common people.

Posted by demonk on Aug. 22 2001,05:53

I've never seen him, but I can guess: big package.

And no, he is not getting all the girls to have sex with him. They are being paid, just like him, to fuck for the view pleasures of others.

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Posted by SLATE on Aug. 22 2001,05:56

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
what is it with that Ron Jeremy guy? i mean, hes fat, ugly, and dumb, yet he gets all the chicks to have sex with him! WHAT THE HELL?!

That is why he is the people's porn star.... he makes everyone feel as though they have a chance.

Posted by aznangl on Aug. 22 2001,20:02

oh hellz ya, i seen it!

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
I think the thing most required is practice, practice, practice...
Anyone here ever seen "Boogie Nights"? Not a pr0n film but a movie about the pr0n industry...

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Posted by demonk on Aug. 22 2001,20:15

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Anyone here ever seen "Boogie Nights"? Not a pr0n film but a movie about the pr0n industry...

Seen it?!? I was in it! I went by the name of Dirk Diggler

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