Topic: Chinese Porn
started by: demonk
Posted by demonk on Aug. 16 2001,19:22
My asian friend, aznangl, was telling me that Chinese porn is better than American porn. She says that the Chinese porn has better plots, and the characters can actually act. Well, is this true? I haven't had any exposure to Chinese porn, and aznangl is refusing to let me borrow hers. Anyone have any experience or examples to share?------------------
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Posted by [liquid] meta on Aug. 16 2001,21:13
asians, in my opinion, are much better actors/actresses than americans (including asian americans).they see that they need the money and will work that much harder for it.
Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 16 2001,23:56
I'll just stick to my < Israeli Porn >, then you.
Posted by Nikita on Aug. 17 2001,13:02
... how about anime hentai? I have heard about the weirdest things ...you sure that those weren't hidden cameras in seedy motel rooms? :P
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 17 2001,20:12
Hentai's japenese not chinese------------------
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Posted by Vigilante on Aug. 17 2001,20:18
Tentacle rape transcends all nationality.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 17 2001,21:07
you always know when some animated cyberpunk comes riding in on some bikes that theres gonna be some stray schoolgirl ready for a gangbang 
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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 17 2001,22:32
eew tentacles ....yea I know hentai is japanese not chinese ... but the pronounciation is quite similar on both languages :P
Posted by Greasemonk on Aug. 18 2001,14:46
Does vomiting into cups and drinking it back up over and over again count as asian/chinese porn? For some reason everytime someone sends me a link to crazy video sites with small movies like faces of death theres always the one video there. Its called something like The Vomit Sisters...------------------
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Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 18 2001,17:29
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Originally posted by Vigilante:
Tentacle rape transcends all nationality.
Are we talking about Evil Dead or what?
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Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 18 2001,17:45
oh man.... ive got such a good tenticle rape story....sort of.
on the IRC channel i go to, there used to be a certain all-to-fucking-happy chater, Bleep (also a chick). she was like one of those born-again christians, always acting like there was something up her ass (a rather large object), and one day, we all saw screen shots of a new dremcast game called D2.
D2 featured women getting 'raped' by a tenticle. when in realityh the tenticle (although it was phalic, and was lodged in the girls mouth) was just attacking the girl. debates went on for months and months, and a petition was started and everything. blah blah fucking blah.
then she got knocked up (we think), he boy friend (Guierlliamonta or soemthing) ran of to italy, and weve never heard from her again.
it was pretty funny. and no one will ever forget it.
why in the hell am i telling you people?
ah screw it. it dont matter.
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Posted by incubus on Aug. 18 2001,21:31
No, that's because you didn't scrub your carpet properly.
Posted by Nikita on Aug. 18 2001,21:40
I wonder what odors Febreze can't get rid of ...
Posted by mqa on Aug. 20 2001,03:17
while i dont know about chinese porn, i do know a bit about japanese porn, which i prefer to american porn. this is because alot of the time, they dont bother with a plot, which i have always found to be extraneous and distracting in porn films. plus they also often recruit girls from the street, so you dont get these ugly loose skank-hos that you find way too often in american porn. one thing i dislike about jap porn is that most of its censored.wtf is that, wont let you borrow her porn? isnt that a rule, you have to share porn w/ your friends?
Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 20 2001,14:54
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plus they also often recruit girls from the street, so you dont get these ugly loose skank-hos
I'm confused 
Posted by mqa on Aug. 20 2001,23:31
they go up to pretty girls on the street and say "we'll give to star in our porn" rather than drawing from a pool of women who have been doing porn for 20 years cause they cant get any other jobs.
Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 20 2001,23:32
In other words they're just highly-paid NORMAL people... not cheaply-payed child-molested crack-heads. Hope that clears it up...EDIT: ARG! You beat me to the submit button. 
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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on August 21, 2001 at 06:33 PM