Topic: don't play with your food!
started by: Nikita
My department had a party the day before, and there were a lot of leftovers, so I took some corn back home individually wrapped in aluminum foil.
I brought one in for lunch today - it was like a 8-9 inch cob - then wrapped the remnants in the foil. I pinched it here and there to make it more "anatomically correct" and left it standing at attention in the lunch room and ran. I'm waiting to see if anyone will add balls to it! 
And so are ice cubes. For...other reasons
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing
And I agree about the ice cubes
grunt
*plop*
YAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH ITS COLD!
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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
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All your base are belong to us...
This message has been edited by solid on September 26, 2001 at 04:52 PM
This is all very much heresay on my part, as, unfortunately, I've never tried this out.
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"Genitalia, while fun to play with, are rarely peasent to look at"
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing
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Originally posted by miNus:
Ice cube during oral sex on a girl can stimulate beyond belief. Ice cube + clitoris = very happy girl, which also = very happy guy.This is all very much heresay on my part, as, unfortunately, I've never tried this out.
Or a girl giving oral with ice cubes in her mouth. thats a pretty good one... once you pull out of her mouth and into somewhere else, the change in temperature is amazingly stimulating.
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Originally posted by YouGunnaStopMe?:
Or a girl giving oral with ice cubes in her mouth. thats a pretty good one... once you pull out of her mouth and into somewhere else, the change in temperature is amazingly stimulating.
You can also have the girl give you a beer blow job. Basic premise: cold bubbly beer, warm tongue. If she doesn't like beer, substitue any carbonated drink (preferrably with alcohol).
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Originally posted by Beldurin:
Also, strong mints (i.e. Altoids) during oral sex are supposed to be really stimulating too. Haven't tried it yet, though.
They work. I prefer the girl using wintergreen altoids. The regular, peppermint ones were a little too strong for slick willie. The intensity also varies with how many she uses, and how quickly they disolve. The goal (at least in my testing, or being the one tested upon) is to have them almost completely dissolved as the purple-headed yogurt-slinger does the slinging. As a bonus, she won't have cum-breath afterwards.
Also, the altiods thing works on her, at least in my testing. YMMV.
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"it was near barsto, near the edge of the desert, when the drugs took control"- fear and loathing in las vegas
Won't that stuff sting if it enters your urethra?
as for sex + mints, I heard on dc101 once that some store sold this spray stuff that you are supposed to spray directly on the clitoris for an instant orgasm. a couple chicks called in saying it worked!
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
those listerine strips are awesome! it's not like gum which gives you a minty taste. it's actual listernie that dissolves, so it's like a real portable mouthwash. i love em.as for sex + mints, I heard on dc101 once that some store sold this spray stuff that you are supposed to spray directly on the clitoris for an instant orgasm. a couple chicks called in saying it worked!
They are awesome! I actually have one in my mouth right now!
but i cant find a place that sells them! two 7-11's and an AM-PM and no luck.
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
They are awesome! I actually have one in my mouth right now!
A clitoris?
<groan>
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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus
Stay away from food with a lot of sugar in it as it will cause a yeast infection. Other then that, lots of foods can be made into playthings.
but really... peaches... i still don't get it, but i sure as hell didn't argue.
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Keep really low expectations, that way everything is a bonus. -- TheTaxMan
ok nevermind
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I pinged your mom, and got 100\% packet loss.
This message has been edited by CNCJake on November 20, 2001 at 11:50 PM
This message has been edited by solid on November 21, 2001 at 06:43 PM
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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital
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"This above all: to thine own self be true."
- William Shakespeare.
There is a VISUAL of POON in this MOVIE about POON!
D'oh!
seriously, was my post unapropriate for det.net? From watching the forums thus far, I have learned that talking about anything sexual is fine, directly insulting someone else (like C.K.) is also fine, and using any type of foul language is also fine. So why was I acosted for posting the mentos thing?
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I pinged your mom, and got 100\% packet loss.
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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital
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"This above all: to thine own self be true."
- William Shakespeare.
There are some things that were never meant to be put into an orifice other than the mouth.
That being said, a peeled cucumber is 100\% safe and effective.
Just don't use it to make salad after.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Not the ball gag again!
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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"This above all: to thine own self be true."
- William Shakespeare.
/me disappears forevah!