Forum: Sex
Topic: When Gods and Goddesses walk among us
started by: Wolfguard
Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 13 2001,10:08
I was getting my food and coffee this morning like I do every morning. I pay the lady and turn around to come face to face with a goddess. This woman was so beautiful it hurt to look at her for any length of time. She would have made any super-model look like a hunk of 3 day old road kill. All I could think was, “where is this goddess’s worshipers and why aren’t they running this errand for her?”

I now know what is meant by "stunningly beautiful".

Don’t know how long I stood there but I finally did say something.

“Wow” is all I could manage but it did get a smile.

Have any of you ever run into one of these?

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Posted by spicegoddess on Aug. 13 2001,14:31
i seem to evoke the same kind of responses =)
Posted by afropik on Aug. 13 2001,20:54
I've been in a situation like this. It was at the pet shop (phrr). I found out who she was and it turned out to be my friend's sister. Aiee. She's cute, but no where near as amazing as I first thought she was.
Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 13 2001,21:59
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Originally posted by spicegoddess:
i seem to evoke the same kind of responses =)

I have seen your pic and yes, your hot.

Next to what i saw this morning...forget it.

Blew me away. Just absolutely "Oh My God" beautiful

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 13 2001,22:13
the sort of too shocked from the beauty to get an erection?

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Posted by miNus on Aug. 13 2001,22:27
Probably the sort of beauty where your dick is like, "Why bother? You're never hittin' that."

I too have met a few of those.

This message has been edited by miNus on August 14, 2001 at 05:30 PM

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 14 2001,04:04
this happens to me atleast twice a day on campus.
Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 14 2001,14:36
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
the sort of too shocked from the beauty to get an erection?

the sort of beauty that shocks so deep that sex never even enters your mind.

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Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 14 2001,14:44
Yes, what my friends and I like to call "Faith Hill Syndrome."

My buddy summed it up with: "She's too perfect...I'd be afraid to touch her."

Of course putting women on a pedestal like that simply for their looks may be fun, but not necessarily accurate. Take my last girlfriend (please--haha). She was a knockout, but not a thought in her head... A very one-dimensional relashionship. One GREAT dimension, but that wasn't enough.

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Posted by WillyPete on Aug. 14 2001,17:03
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
this happens to me atleast twice a day on campus.

Where your dick tells you not to bother?

(Sorry, couldn't resist - out of context humor is cheap, I know)

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 14 2001,19:30
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Originally posted by Beldurin:

Take my last girlfriend (please--haha

the old ones are always the best

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Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 14 2001,21:50
I just saw one of them today at the DMV...utterly gorgeous! She looked like Jennifer Aniston except a lot less white trash and annoying. Tall, thin, perfect butt/hips, perfect boobs, long blond hair, beautiful face...ahh. She asked me where the forms were for getting a new license when you turn 21. Then 2 really trashy looking guys went up to her and started hitting on her like jackasses, but she ignored them. Then the DMV guy called my name for my new license, and I left, but she gave me a look and smiled as I walked out. She sure made my day!
Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 15 2001,00:52
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Originally posted by Beldurin:
My buddy summed it up with: "She's too perfect...I'd be afraid to touch her."

More like i would not want to soil her with my mortal self.

im telling you. it was not a mortal being.

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Posted by GeZzEd on Aug. 16 2001,01:01
Ah yes, this must happen to me on a regular basis, it hurts just looking at them because you feel like you're doing something wrong. You certainly handled the situation better then I would've. I wonder if the ladies have ever had the same experience with a guy. I doubt it but it would be interesting to find out.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 16 2001,16:33
Here Wolfguard is trying to explain to you people that perfect beauty is not that common, and you say, "Yeah, I see something like that evey day at least." Is it the same person? Hehe

The only people (person) I see as such, aren't really these sex goddesses, but there is something about them that is just ... I don't know if I've ever seen perfect beauty

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 16 2001,23:22
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Originally posted by GeZzEd:
Ah yes, this must happen to me on a regular basis, it hurts just looking at them because you feel like you're doing something wrong. You certainly handled the situation better then I would've. I wonder if the ladies have ever had the same experience with a guy. I doubt it but it would be interesting to find out.

I don't remember a time when I saw a guy that was drop dead gorgeous!

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Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 16 2001,23:46
was it hansen?
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