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Forum: Sex
Topic: "Size DOES matter?" or "Hooray for Genetics"
started by: Beldurin

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 12 2001,18:12

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
My boyfriend and I are planning to get married, thank God he has a small one cause I want lots of girlys!

Ummm...do you have his ok to spread that one around? I wouldn't want someone saying that about me in a public place. Wait...um...not that it would be true or anything...it would be...um...a lie. Yeah that's it...an outrageous LIE!!!

Yeah...that's the ticket.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 12 2001,18:12

/me looks at family tree.

I have got one sister.
My mom has got one sister.
My dad has got two brothers.

Conclusion?

Posted by CatKnight on Aug. 12 2001,20:12

I have 2 bros...

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 12 2001,22:22

My mom had 3 girls and 1 boy, haha, that must mean my dad was a tad bit on the small side!

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Posted by solid on Aug. 13 2001,00:17

Two step brothers...
Haha I have a friend and she has 4 sisters...

Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 13 2001,00:41

As much as I want to argue and call you an idiot... I fit the profile.

2 brothers, 1 sister, huge dick!

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Posted by [liquid] meta on Aug. 13 2001,00:56

haha
women weigh more.

i dunno what my dad is.
i have a sister.
and he has no siblings.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 13 2001,01:00

hmm well my dad had 7 wives who all died of cystitis is that a sign?

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quote:
Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.

< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >

Posted by solid on Aug. 13 2001,02:27

Maybe he's into some really huge and radical sex toys...

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 13 2001,05:09

TRUE FACT: Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic material, which slows them down but allows them to live longer.

THEREFORE: Males with longer penises tend to produce more male offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg and Y sperm cells win the "sprint." Males with shorter penises tend to have more female
offspring because sperm is deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus allowing X sperm to win the "marathon."

CONCLUSION: Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your father had a big dick.

There's just myself and my brother...thank God that sort of thing is passed down!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by Nikita on Aug. 13 2001,05:18

*pepsi up nose*

rofl no friggin way ... shit, my family is mostly guys ... damn, too bad I'm not a WV hick chick!!! j/k

So what if the female has a longer vaginal tract, more ciliae in the interior lining, or longer fallopian tubes (where the majority of conceptions occur)? Oh yea, and what if the guy deposits the goods mid-thrust? Won't that ... "even the odds" ?

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 13 2001,05:36

My boyfriend and I are planning to get married, thank God he has a small one cause I want lots of girlys!

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Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 13 2001,09:40

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
/me looks at family tree.
I have got one sister.
My mom has got one sister.
My dad has got two brothers.
Conclusion?

Women in your family like guys with small ones?

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Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 13 2001,13:07

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
hmm well my dad had 7 wives who all died of cystitis is that a sign?

Those odds are basically IMPOSSIBLE. If that's what he told you... check the freezer...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 13 2001,20:20

sorry who are you again?

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quote:
Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.

< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >

Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 14 2001,04:19

Fact: The three girls I know best are all smarter than me.

Conclusion: All girls are smarter than me.

Was this a moment of enlightenment you had in the shower? That doesn't seem right at all. It's also funny how every guy has more brothers than sisters! I have one brother and one sister. Also, there are more girls than guys in the world. Also, sperm lives longer than say, 12 hours, and that's ample time to swim the several inches required. Also, if you fill her vagina, it doesn't really make a difference, does it? I dunno, seems kinda sketchy to me. What if you are an only child?

Conclusion: There are too many variables for this to be accurate at all.

Edit: This reminds me off that, your penis is half of your shoe size thing...
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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on August 14, 2001 at 11:20 PM

Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 15 2001,01:55

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
sorry who are you again?

WTF??

And I finally remembered why this theory sucks... you haven't taken into accound that some people dribble and others hit the ceiling! Or mabey you could work in that the prettier the woman, then more boys she'll have cause she can get a guy to shoot further... just a thought...

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Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 15 2001,03:52

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
Fact: The three girls I know best are all smarter than me.
Conclusion: All girls are smarter than me.
Was this a moment of enlightenment you had in the shower? That doesn't seem right at all. It's also funny how every guy has more brothers than sisters! I have one brother and one sister. Also, there are more girls than guys in the world. Also, sperm lives longer than say, 12 hours, and that's ample time to swim the several inches required. Also, if you fill her vagina, it doesn't really make a difference, does it? I dunno, seems kinda sketchy to me. What if you are an only child?
Conclusion: There are too many variables for this to be accurate at all.
Edit: This reminds me off that, your penis is half of your shoe size thing...

Jesus Christ...lighten the fuck up!

Should have included a disclamer: FOR ALL YOU MORONS, THIS IS A JOKE!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by Frosty on Aug. 16 2001,02:22

I have two sisters...this may just be the key to proving I was adopted!

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 16 2001,04:59

i dont think its so much about the size of the penis, as it is something else.
me, one of my cousins, and my 2 uncles are the only males in our family.
there are.... 10 girls.

and NO, i dont have a small dick. so stop RIGHT there.

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Posted by j0eSmith on Aug. 16 2001,06:51

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
and NO, i dont have a small dick. so stop RIGHT there.

*as PERT rushes to the scence*

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I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by incubus on Aug. 16 2001,18:44

*zip*
*lob*
*THUD*

Oh ... RHYDANT ... sorry

Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 17 2001,05:19

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:

and NO, i dont have a small dick.

Results or proves, no alibis.

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 18 2001,01:04

/me chuckles.
j00 all are so funnah haw haw.

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Posted by melk0r on Aug. 18 2001,01:40

this thread title reminds me of the end of the "rocky and bullwinkle" cartoons, where they would try and not give away the next cartoon, and it'd be like "flight for freedom or plunge for the lunge" or something like that.

yeah.

/me has a little too much cartoon knowledge.

Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 19 2001,00:16

quote:
Originally posted by melk0r:
this thread title reminds me of the end of the "rocky and bullwinkle" cartoons, where they would try and not give away the next cartoon, and it'd be like "flight for freedom or plunge for the lunge" or something like that.
yeah.
/me has a little too much cartoon knowledge.

RIGHT ON!! I'm glad you caught it. That was what I was shooting for.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing

Posted by solid on Aug. 19 2001,03:59

Shooting. I like the way you word things.

Posted by Hellraiser on Aug. 20 2001,23:40

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
Fact: The three girls I know best are all smarter than me.
Conclusion: All girls are smarter than me.

That's probably the smartest and most accurate conclusion drawn by a male. Girls are always smarter.

As for me, 6 brothers, 1 sister, so whether or not pop has a big dick, which I don't care to know, he sure knew how to use it.

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