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Forum: Sex
Topic: Security
started by: Sean

Posted by Sean on Dec. 04 2000,23:15

Uh oh, I'm a recruiter.
Can anyone beat the shit out of an NT/Linux kernel?

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I need an NT Kernel guru

Posted by aventari on Dec. 04 2000,23:51

Do you work for Adult check or something?

You posted in the Sex forum genius.

Posted by kai on Dec. 04 2000,23:53

i could probably kick your ass

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

This message has been edited by kai on December 04, 2000 at 06:54 PM

Posted by Sean on Dec. 05 2000,00:30

I should of know it was children....

Posted by MonkeyMan on Dec. 05 2000,02:57

Security.. like a condom or a lock on the door?

Posted by ch1ckie on Dec. 05 2000,20:31

back door security

Posted by Willy Pete on Dec. 05 2000,21:02

Not children. Just not many here qualified in this field.

Have you tried < www.geekfinder.com > ? Loadsa security folks there looking for jobs. Post on their site.

Posted by Spydir Web on Dec. 05 2000,23:46

uhh... not to sound like a "child" but what's your point in calling us "children"? I mean, I'm just guessing, but you come into a forum, asking a question about cracking (but you *might* think that's "hacking" **cough**tuxedo.org*stupid*media*whore**cough**) a computer's core part, and sadly in the "sex" forum... Then, when someone tries to relate what you posted to the forum you posted in, and someone else cracked on you (like you weren't expecting that?) you call them children?

So, I'm a child (which, by US law I am, btw) because you went into the wrong forum, posted something that dealt with illegal material (just guessing at that, but from the phrasing it seems you were asking if someone could break into a computer for you), people pointed it out, and then you just felt stupid?... ok, I'm a child. And so is everyone else, including my 87 year old grandfather living in florida (and yes, he *did* vote ).

God man, get your shit straight... and, if you're "recruiting", what the fuck for? Script Kiddies Elite Club? Oops, sorry... that's probably "k-r4d d00dz 0wn0r-1ngz j00'z azz, y0".

Nice sig, btw... Me? I need a planet where the "most inteligent" beings aren't flaming idiots...

Edit - added the insulting stuff... sorry, but someone stole my favorite hat and I feel like being mean :P

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Spydir Web - spydirweb@techie.com
Core Arctic - < http://welcome.to/CoreArctic/ >

This message has been edited by Spydir Web on December 05, 2000 at 06:51 PM

Posted by jim on Dec. 06 2000,11:31

Calm down! Yes he posted this in the wrong place. He is recruiting for a Security position. People experienced with hacking make the best security experts, and often get paid dick loads of money. Check out for hacker gone good, Kimble.

I know I'm jelous! < http://www.kimble.org/ >

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

Posted by Spydir Web on Dec. 06 2000,12:06

as everyone's favorite dust puppy once said, "I think you mean cracker..."

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Spydir Web - spydirweb@techie.com
Core Arctic - < http://welcome.to/CoreArctic/ >

Posted by Sean on Dec. 06 2000,16:50

Hi All, just want to apologize to all the individuals who do not take the "children" comment personally. Sorry for lumpimg you into the masses. Guilty of stereotypical reference. Why I posted here: What better place to reach the most people. Anyway, sorry to stir it up. Now, get out there and get laid!

Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 06 2000,22:50

Mabey he wanted to get kuru and crew to sex0r the kernel until it got turned on and was like, "Yah! Bring more beer! Let's do this! I don't care who goes in and out anymore, I just want to get off! Commmmeeeeer kuru!!! GIMMEEE A HHHHHUGG, HAHA!!!"

...or something like that...

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

Posted by fatbitch on Dec. 06 2000,23:42

no more beer for personguy

Posted by Willy Pete on Dec. 07 2000,05:51

No problem. No offence taken.
Who says we aren't getting laid? This is a 'SEX' forum remember, not just 'We wish we could have sex.'
Don't infer that because we talk about it online that we have no social lives and need to express our desire for sex to strangers.

(hahaha, From the frying pan into the fire! Sorry mate, I just had to do this. You're right about one thing though. A sex forum will get a lot of visitors.)

Posted by kuru on Dec. 07 2000,11:55

he's lookin for a geek chick. a sexy cracker.
who said computers and sex had to be separate issues anyway? i say, as long as the case is stable enough to hold up the weight....

oh, one other thought.. sometimes i begin to think that i'd rather scour the embedded systems lab for guys than anywhere else. at least then i wouldn't have to put up with being asked if my 'got root?' t-shirt 'is about that band..rusted root?'

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

This message has been edited by kuru on December 07, 2000 at 06:58 AM

Posted by Willy Pete on Dec. 07 2000,19:49

That shirt gets worn a lot doesn't it.

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Wake me up when life starts to get interesting. Y'know, Armageddon, plagues, nuclear war. That sort of thing. Just a small prod with a stick will do.

Posted by kuru on Dec. 07 2000,21:46

um whenever... sometimes two days in a row if i fell asleep in my clothes. but i generally do get at least 1 person an hour asking a stupid question every time i do wear it.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Posted by Willy Pete on Dec. 09 2000,14:00

You need to print out small business cards with an explanation and put them in a 'Please Take One!' box strapped to your ass.