Topic: Is your computer male or female?
started by: demonk
Im thinking my roommate is bored and is just typing shit for fun. What do u think?
jackass
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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >
I've always thought of my computer as a tool... kind of like your roommate, portrman.
you did mention something about chicks with dicks in that other thread didn't you askheaves?
j/k! heh heh
for me, my old reliable celeron is definately a dude. you can't faze him. And my new duron 900 is a testy but very fun female. I gave her a new paint job saturday.
Oh, and jim, if you cant saying something nice, shut your pie hole.
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aventari
"Q: How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist? A: He looks at _your_ shoes when he talks to you."
However before getting his new computer my friend had Mr Clunky, and old Cyrix 166, 32mb, and 3 gig hard drive. And yes he was a tad clunky, but he replaced the old Mr Clunky which was a 486. His new computer is called Miss Difficult, because she is. If any computer could be a woman it would be his.
reman
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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Oh yeah, random thing... I'm not sure if this is totally correct, maybe a chick can tell me, but I'm pretty sure on boxes of midol it says "do not use if you have prostate problems"... guess that means good ol' Richard Simmons can't use it...
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Core Arctic - < http://welcome.to/CoreArctic/ >
although demonk laughed at me for it. meany!
This message has been edited by portrman on November 27, 2000 at 06:12 PM
The rest of my machines are sterile males. They get thrown out when they break.
so i guess it's a she. my girlfriend and her often compete for my time (weekends and such), but my girlfriend usually wins, as she has more to offer physically.....
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brodie
Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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Mine's a bit unstable at the minute due to CPU heat issues.
I tend to think of it more as male though.
It's funny, I thought it was a bit odd how the french language gives sexes to inanimate objects, that said, i can just look at an object and think "yeah, that's a bloke"
Anyway, I'm with Askheaves on this one. Alot of pr0n of females run through here. However my computer is very masculine in it's calculatory functions. Also my computer is my shrine, and me being male, I'd say my computer is more male.
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
Seeing as how this is how I treat all of my women, it must be a female. I am trying to suck up to it, though: I've got a GoldenOrb and a BlueOrb in the mail. It's a small gesture, but I think it'll make her happy for a little while... kind of like jewelry.
If I turn her on and then walk out of the room it doesn't do what I want it to for a week.
It has a weight problem, if there's too much on the hard drive I've got to take a lot off before it'll go onto the internet and socialise with other computers.
My mates get jealous of her spending time with me, especially when it's got a sound sensitive Force Feedback joystick attached.
And sometimes for no reason it will just ignore me, get in a huff and it won't let me turn it on properly for ages.
cheers
i think of my computer more as an extention of myself rather than a seprate entity
It's a mail plane see the balls?
This message has been edited by Lordbrandon on November 29, 2000 at 01:36 PM