Topic: Masturbation
started by: demonk
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First time was two years ago, never been caught.
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.
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< http://www.geocities.com/Seady1117 > <--- ME
Does jaking it ontop of a honda accord on the freeway in rush hour count as being caught? I think it does.
Does jaking it ontop of a honda accord on the freeway in rush hour count as being caught? I think it does.
And no, never been caught. I'm the James Bond of masturbaters I guess, as opposed to whacker's rambo.
For the record, i'm still < ambijackstrous > to keep it from curving 
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#define QUESTION (2b)| |!(2b)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
*KABOOM*
[/uhf]
hehe
btw girls like it curved bel 
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
This message has been edited by ic0n0 on August 10, 2001 at 05:53 PM
Because they're mine....*sigh*
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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing
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Originally posted by ic0n0:
I was 12, and I did it by accident (don't ask) I caught my cousin once wasn't a pleasant experience, I caught him looking at gay porn on some website and he put his piece away as I walked in, and now every time I see him I give him a dirty look and he knows I have dirt on him for life.
ROFLMAO!!!
The whole part about you giving him dirty looks really gets to me! I can't stop laughing!
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< http://www.geocities.com/Seady1117 > <--- ME
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Originally posted by Beldurin:
Know why women don't masturbate with these two fingers? *holds up index and middle fingers*Because they're mine....*sigh*
ok dude, i give up.
why in the HELL are you putting yourself down? i mean, sure im being a jerk to you (its just your newbies ways, i swear) but, you could at least try to flame me back! or something.
but quoteing steve tyler wont get you far.
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
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sure im being a jerk to you (its just your newbies ways, i swear) but, you could at least try to flame me back! or something.
Listen you cock-sucking, cum-belching worthless piece of shit douchebag...um...lost my train of thought.
Oh, yeah, the self put-down was a joke, ...as for the flameback, didn't you ever check the "how you chose your nickname post?" I tried there,and w/the sig...I'm just naturally not very mean, but I promise, I'll work on it!
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Everytime I even get near a public bathroom I can't help but run in and masturbate!!
i will do now! >:]
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Violence isn't the problem... it's the solution.
< Where's your self re-cocking-spect >
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
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Originally posted by ic0n0:
has anyone ever done the act in a public restroom? i haven't but it makes me nevouis when i use them and thik about what other people might have done in in that stall before me
Everytime I even get near a public bathroom I can't help but run in and masturbate!! I'm addicted, but you need not worry cause I'm a girl, and I'm pretty sure you don't use the womens bathrooms do you?
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< http://www.geocities.com/Seady1117 > <--- ME
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Originally posted by ic0n0:
has anyone ever done the act in a public restroom? i haven't but it makes me nevouis when i use them and thik about what other people might have done in in that stall before me
Shit I would be scared of like a security camera or something...
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"Never play Leapfrog with Unicorns."
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Everytime I even get near a public bathroom I can't help but run in and masturbate!!
god Bless America!!!
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If more people thought like me, the world would be a much better place. Either that or we would just kill each other, hmmm.....
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Originally posted by Cyclone:
Shit I would be scared of like a security camera or something...
That sounds pretty reasonable.
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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."
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Originally posted by Observer:
Except that such things are prohibited by federal law.
And things prohibited by federal law NEVER happen...
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D
Never argue with and idiot...he may be doing the same thing
Never been totally caught, but i've been found nervous and red in the face before.
Edit: SP
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Behind every good computer -- is a jumble of wires'n stuff.
This message has been edited by justcozz on August 18, 2001 at 09:19 PM
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Everytime I even get near a public bathroom I can't help but run in and masturbate!!
Err... fap!
*follows incubus' lead*
*thud*
*has very good dreams*
Err, yes, where do you live again? I think you need someone rather than something to take all that sexual energy out of you
This message has been edited by miNus on August 19, 2001 at 08:22 PM
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Originally posted by ic0n0:
has anyone ever done the act in a public restroom? i haven't but it makes me nevouis when i use them and thik about what other people might have done in in that stall before me
you don't live in a dorm apparantly. 
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Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Everytime I even get near a public bathroom I can't help but run in and masturbate!!
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Originally posted by miNus:Err... fap!
*follows incubus' lead*
*thud*
*has very good dreams*Err, yes, where do you live again? I think you need someone rather than something to take all that sexual energy out of you
Maybe you are right! 
This message has been edited by Dark-Angel99 on August 21, 2001 at 11:57 PM
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Originally posted by ic0n0:
has anyone ever done the act in a public restroom?
Ive had sex in a public bathroom. It was in a burger king. My gf at the time had a friend that was a manager at a BK around the corner. We were going to hang out with her after they closed the store. So like we were just chilling at a table with a huge stack of fries and Humpty hump came on the radio. Right after that one peticular line we both immediatly looked up at each other, paused for a second and said in unison "we'll be right back"
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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion
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So like we were just chilling at a table with a huge stack of fries ....
You gave UP a stack of fries to go fuck in a restroom? You people make me sick.
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I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.*
*by little i mean huge**
**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
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I'm a bad little cowboy and I like it.*
*by little i mean huge**
**and by Cowboy I mean fat-ass
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I'm not living, I'm just killing time.