Forum: Sex
Topic: when you DO get the sex..
started by: teknoAge

Posted by teknoAge on Jul. 30 2001,23:15
hah.. ya know.. the grass is always greener on the other side. i wanted sex, i got it. now i wish i never did it cus i started to like the guy. too bad he's a moron, and lied, and really had a girlfriend. who is as fat as a whale if i may add. damnit. :'(
Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jul. 30 2001,23:54
If you are a female (hot):

You should have hooked up with me.

If you're not a female, or not a hot female:

Ha-ha.


Posted by teknoAge on Jul. 30 2001,23:57
Yes, I'm a female. Yes, I'm hot.

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Posted by miNus on Jul. 31 2001,00:31
Don't you know the golden rule!?

PICS!


Posted by teknoAge on Jul. 31 2001,00:48
eh, not a big fan of posting 'em in random places. IM me if you really wanna see. My AIM sn is MsZim01

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jul. 31 2001,00:53
this ain't no random place... i'm ME and I'LL post them

joshZ80


Posted by Greasemonk on Jul. 31 2001,12:30
Sounds like you were in a "normal" ghetto relationship for a bit there. Why stop now??

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Posted by teknoAge on Jul. 31 2001,15:36
Because I don't want to get emotional about him while he's with another girl :-/ Altho it probably will happen again anyway. Hah.
Posted by Greasemonk on Jul. 31 2001,15:51
quote:
Originally posted by teknoAge:
Because I don't want to get emotional about him while he's with another girl :-/ Altho it probably will happen again anyway. Hah.

Damn girl. He must be hung like a horse!

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Posted by spicegoddess on Jul. 31 2001,21:20
don't post your pic i got shit and an entire thread for it...that's my advice
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 31 2001,21:23
oh i wouldnt worry kuru hasnt been spotted round here for some time.

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Jul. 31 2001,21:24
Aww... poor spicegoddess
/me pats spice on head
We wuv you! Some people are assholes, but rest assured, I wuv you at least =)
Posted by LimeyTheGuy on Aug. 01 2001,03:58
My advice on sex is always this: (For girls)
Find the coolest guy you've ever met, hang out w/ him for a long time, make sure he's not an idiot or a complete ass, watch him closely, then once you're absolutely sure he's not going to fuck you over, jump his bones, he won't back off, as long as you're cool and attractive, you have nothing to fear. Then try a whole bunch of crazy sexual shit with him, so that he never gets bored w/ having sex w/ you, and BAM you have a great relationship, cuz he's really cool, and you're really cool, you've hung out together for a long time, so you know each other well, and throw in some crazy orgasms and you're set...

Oh yeah, you should have hooked up w/ me, but I already have a g/f, so... w/e

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I feel sick.


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Aug. 01 2001,04:17
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Aww... poor spicegoddess
/me pats spice on head
We wuv you! Some people are assholes, but rest assured, I wuv you at least =)

You're right but I haven't noticed many assholes on here. When I posted my pics I didn't get a bunch of shit. Why not post em tekno? I wish more of the guys here would actually grow some balls and post more of their own. I think miNus is 1 of the few that I've seen some clear pics of. Maybe 1 or 2 other guys but no more than ONE pic which sucks and isn't much help to my foggy memory of who is who.
Truthfully...there are a lot of attractive minds on here. It's a shame the few chicks have to display themselves without the favor being returned.
We're not heartless or unrealistic guys. Come on with it sometime alright??
I'd personally like to see more guys anyway.
And I think the whole AIM conversing is always a good idea (of course I'm forced to stay on all day at work since we talk to one-another via AIM). There have been a few people on here that I'm sure would make good real time conversation but no one seems to like offering that as a possibility for some reason. Go figure. ^shrug^


Posted by DeadAnztac on Aug. 01 2001,06:03
Let it be publicly known from here on out that my AIM is TheAnztac (creative eh? Anztac was taken for some reason).

And sorry, no pics of me. Haven't been in years. Aww isn't that just horrible


Posted by SLATE on Aug. 01 2001,13:52
i'm about to post my newest pic in the classroom...
be on the lookout

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Aug. 01 2001,16:26
i put one up in the sexy guys thread.... he he
Posted by LimeyTheGuy on Aug. 01 2001,16:35
I have no problem posting my pic, in fact I'd post several... I'll set up some pix on some site so u ladies (and guys?) can see me.
I am a n00b to this forum, so many of you haven't established an opinion about me, but here's my AIM: LimeyGuy10101, I also use every other chat medium that exists pretty much, so w/e.

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I feel sick.


Posted by teknoAge on Aug. 01 2001,20:04
I'm not posting my pic cus you guys already have enough shit to jerk off to. :-P nah, seriously, tho.. I had my pic on my site for about a month and some psycho was claiming that she was me and how she modeled and shit. Ummm... right? So, I'd prefer to not go through that again. And Mattimeo.. you just ruined it for the whole group! Now no one gets pictures... even on AIM... unless you catch me on a really good day. :P

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Posted by teknoAge on Aug. 01 2001,20:07
P.S. -- Limey -- Exactly. Guys like that have girlfriends.

Well, anyway, I'm a dumbfuck cus I still wanna be with this guy. Too bad I would never be his girlfriend now that I know he's a cheater. And.."once a cheater, always a cheater" Mhm!


Posted by Vigilante on Aug. 01 2001,21:08
Not that you had anything to do with the cheating, and all.
Posted by teknoAge on Aug. 01 2001,21:31
he's the one who told me it was over between them! oh well, i'm guilty. i don't care.
Posted by Chrissy on Aug. 01 2001,22:03
Limey- right on the money man!

The first guy I ever had sex with was someone I knew for a while- he and I still talk to this day- lots of things have changed but we managed to remain friends. Sometimes I look back on it and thing "how did we end up being friends after all the shit" and it comes down to mutual respect and maturity I guess.
I just remember conversations we had after we broke up and he always said (and still does today) that the most special thing that he and I shared was the fact that I chose him to lose my virginity to him. At the time it was one of those things where I wasn't too sure if I was ready to go for it (I was 21) and he just let me make up my own mind and was so patient with me. I have really yet to find another guy who was as patient about it as he was. Now when I think about sex it's good memories instead of bad ones and my first time was very special to me.

God why do I sound like a bad porn article?

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L'absence est ŕ l'amour ce qu'est au feu le vent; Il éteint le petit, il allume le grand.
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Posted by LimeyTheGuy on Aug. 02 2001,18:58
This may be a *little* of topic, but I think one thing that's pretty important to realize is that sex is a -lot- more than just "Putting it in" so to speak... There's a lot of resposibility and thought that should go into it before you do it, and I think that's easiest to do and deal with when you've know the girl/guy for a loooong time, so that you know things like which way they squeeze the toothpaste and shit like that, cuz otherwise sex related stress issues/complications will come out in the wrong way. I dunno, I guess I forgot where I was going with this. heh

(Chrissy: That's realy cool when that happens, many times guys and girls feel so much tension about sex that after it happens and it's not continuing, it's really weird. I'm really happy for you.)

Not that I'm a guru on sexual topic, but teknoAge: you seem way too cool (looks really don't matter, I don't need a pic) for a guy that's gonna fuck you over like that, find yourself a real guy!

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I feel sick.


Posted by LimeyTheGuy on Aug. 02 2001,19:00
Oh yeah BTW, I'm still such a scroungy n00b here, but you guys are really cool in these forums, lots of intelligent minds it seems!
(Seven posts and rising! )

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I feel sick.


Posted by just_dave on Aug. 03 2001,01:27
I don't post often and when I do i hope what I say makes sense... LOL but anyways.. guys like that are bad for the guy race everywhere. I'm not perfect but then again I havn't screwed a chick over. Tekno, sorry ya got hurt, I agree with Limey make sure ya know the guy really really well. Makes it alot better when things come out in the wash! I always wanted to use that line!!

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Posted by LimeyTheGuy on Aug. 03 2001,23:01
I said I was going to post my pic, so here I am.
< http://www.geocities.com/limeytheguy/ >

(Sorry I'm not l33t enough to know how to put myu pic right in the post :P Oh well.)

Lemme know what ya think!

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I feel sick.

This message has been edited by LimeyTheGuy on August 08, 2001 at 02:10 AM


Posted by SLATE on Aug. 11 2001,04:55
quote:
Originally posted by LimeyTheGuy:
I said I was going to post my pic, so here I am.
< http://www.geocities.com/limeytheguy/ >

(Sorry I'm not l33t enough to know how to put myu pic right in the post :P Oh well.)

Lemme know what ya think!



That look on your face is priceless.. I don't know why, but I have the urge to fight you haha. But anyways, werd, you look pretty fly for a white guy. Some pics, you look like a female And in the last pic, you look like you wanna fight me, in a suit. The one before it looks like you are mediatating to get your chi prepared for a fight. The 2 before that one look like you are trying to take of your shirt... You know, rule # something, No Shirts, No Shoes. The 4 before that are when you were limeythegirl, I guess before the operation. The 1 before that is the 1 where you had glasses. you got laser vision correction so you don't need them anymore. That helps a lot, especially in fights against me. And last, but first, you're giving me that I WANNA FUCKIN KILL YOU SLATE look. I say bring it, bitch.

note: this was all in jest. peace


Posted by ic0n0 on Aug. 11 2001,17:12
Not to lesson limey’s coolness but I know him personally and he is a very good friend of mine, so I can vouch for his coolness and wisdom in person. He shouldn’t be treated as a n00b.

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Posted by teknoAge on Aug. 19 2001,22:50
slate, now u can tell ppl if i'm boasting :-D

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Posted by SLATE on Aug. 19 2001,23:10
quote:
Originally posted by teknoAge:
slate, now u can tell ppl if i'm boasting :-D


I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast.
But I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.


Posted by SLATE on Aug. 20 2001,00:21
quote:
Originally posted by teknoAge:
P.S. -- Limey -- Exactly. Guys like that have girlfriends.

Well, anyway, I'm a dumbfuck cus I still wanna be with this guy. Too bad I would never be his girlfriend now that I know he's a cheater. And.."once a cheater, always a cheater" Mhm!


to part 1. Don't be so sure.

to part 2. ..........


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