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Topic: Nightclub babes are HOT!!
started by: blanalex

Posted by blanalex on Jul. 27 2001,04:41

Tonight I went to a nightclub where one of my friends is the lighting engineer. You know there's always some bitches teasing guys by doing some sexy dancing.

But tonight, my friend sent me get him a beer (he couldn't left the DJ booth), when I came back, there was 3 h0t gals doing private dancing for the DJ and my friend. They were not only teasing, my friend & the DJ were heavy petting them. When I got on the backstage with the beer and i saw that, my jaw fell on the floor!!!

One of the bitch (i can't call them anything else, i don't have much esteem for that kind of person) got on me, grinding her butt on my crotch. Not wanting to let my friend & the DJ down (yeah.... that's it... not letting them down... ), i did some petting too, but i only had time for tweaking the nipples, they left almost immediatly.

The weird thing is that I did enjoyed it (who wouldn't? ), but on the other hand i did not liked it that much (you know, < virgin is not my astrological sign >)

thanks for listening, now i go back to my *fap*ing session over what happened tonight!

edit: anal retentive

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This message has been edited by blanalex on July 27, 2001 at 11:53 PM

Posted by Vulu on Jul. 27 2001,20:09

How old are you.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,20:21

erm who the hell drinks beer at clubs!? unless this is another american stuck in the 80's thing again.

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Posted by blanalex on Jul. 27 2001,20:42

quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
How old are you.

20, 21 in about 3 weeks... why?

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
erm who the hell drinks beer at clubs!? unless this is another american stuck in the 80's thing again.

most of people, but i prefer Smirnoff Ice, Rev, Sex on the beach or Zombie in cocktails.

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This message has been edited by blanalex on July 28, 2001 at 03:47 PM

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,20:55

thats more like it

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Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 27 2001,21:27

quote:
Originally posted by blanalex:
most of people, but i prefer Smirnoff Ice, Rev, Sex on the beach or Zombie in cocktails.

Sex on the Beach.... mmmmmmh.... I LOVE THAT!!!

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,21:39

quote:
From a drink mixing menu i stole off the ferry back from france:

TVR: Tequila, Vodka and Red Bull
Green Eyes: Smirnoff, Bols Blue and OJ
and my personal favourite
Niagra: Smirnoff, Bols Blue, Red Bull

We living in some great times people!

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Posted by blanalex on Jul. 27 2001,21:41

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Sex on the Beach.... mmmmmmh.... I LOVE THAT!!!

Uhh.... doing it or the drink?

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Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 27 2001,22:25

blanalex - I love the cocktail.

About doing it... I dunno... never tried. It's surely nice - but all the sand you get in your mouth??? But maybe it's worth it...

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Posted by blanalex on Jul. 27 2001,22:39

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
blanalex - I love the cocktail.
About doing it... I dunno... never tried. It's surely nice - but all the sand you get in your mouth??? But maybe it's worth it...

In the mouth is not the worst place you could get sand while having sex.... you know somewhere else that is also moist but there is a lot more of friction going on.... you know... sensitve places.... ouch!

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Posted by Spydir on Jul. 27 2001,22:44

yeah liney, you might get some sand in your vagina. Then everytime you ever bitched about something I'd have to talk like cartmen and say "wow, you should really get that sand out of your vagina LiNeY".

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Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 27 2001,22:45

quote:
Originally posted by blanalex:
In the mouth is not the worst place you could get sand while having sex.... you know somewhere else that is also moist but there is a lot more of friction going on.... you know... sensitve places.... ouch!

Exactly.

Posted by KL1NK on Jul. 27 2001,22:57

quote:
Originally posted by Spydir:
"wow, you should really get that sand out of your vagina LiNeY".

heh, you saw that south park, too?

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 27 2001,23:36

everyone's seen that episode

shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag!

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Posted by TallAssAzn on Jul. 29 2001,02:23

quote:
Originally posted by Spydir:
everyone's seen that episode

Except for those of us w/o cable. !@#$\%^&*

Posted by miNus on Jul. 29 2001,17:40

South what?

Posted by spicegoddess on Jul. 30 2001,03:35

umm first of all, grinding the butt on the crotch is called the "freak." i don't know how many times you've been to a night club or whatever but that is how people dance when they are there. at least that has been my experience. o and sand in the mouth, hmm unless u were face down maybe but i don't think u get down like that

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 30 2001,17:41

the freak's cool.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 30 2001,20:32

most gurls in uk do that standing up

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 31 2001,06:07

I think its called LapDancing when your sitting down.. except your generally not allowed to touch lapdancers..

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Posted by SaxMaster on Aug. 19 2001,19:28

So THATS what that "We're doin it doggystyle" dance is called

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