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Originally posted by CatKnight:
even though we don't know what she looks like from the way she talks here i bet she is hot. then again i guess we'll never know...

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fat chicks on the phone sound hot too.

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
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Originally posted by portrman:
ok where is that thread where kuru describes herself. I have look all over and I must of missed it. Help anyone?

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Found it... I actually got bored and searched for it on Sunday. < http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum10/HTML/000019-2.html >

I distinctly remember another one somewhere, but I'm not in any mood to search it out.

I don't know exactly what that means, but it reminds me of these 165 pound women who describe themselves as athletic!

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understand? therefore, kuru is ugly, unless she's pretty.

simple logic, if you ask me

F off, get a life, and have a nice day.

- Welcome to confusion country!

Oh, and Kuru was talking about her big bust in some thread so by most male standards that's hot but I don't really give a fuck what she looks like because I'm never going to meet her and neither are any of you unless you know her and your best mates and you see each other all the time or something like that so that I sound stupid.

Oh and Kuru also said something along the lines of good looking girls talk like idiots and are really shallow and don't have anything to say and are really uniteresting. In the light of what hal0 said anybody else want to extend that philosphy or shall I?

I'm not trying to directly insult you Kuru but generalisations like that annoy me, especially when I know good looking girls who are interesting and do have a lot to say.
cheers

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Originally posted by Sithiee:
you crackhead

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haha, agreed

will the kuru mystery ever unfold...we know she has friends who post here, are they manly (or womanly) enough to get a pictar, scan and post it.

no doubt their butch firend with big titties would beat them up...

"kuru stop beating me up with your overly-large bossom!"

see guys, i'm not afraid, and i dont need to kiss her ass...perhaps I would appreciate it more if some of you guys didnt let her stick a strap on up your ass and ride you round all day.

reman

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

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Originally posted by pengu1nn:
fat chicks on the phone sound hot too.

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i wasn't saying kuru is fat or ugly, just that you can't base how someone looks on the way they talk.

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Originally posted by reman:
will the kuru mystery ever unfold...we know she has friends who post here, are they manly (or womanly) enough to get a pictar, scan and post it.

no doubt their butch firend with big titties would beat them up...

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So, ok, I'm one of her friends who posts here, finally back from a slightly extended absence. Not posting her picture has nothing to do with not being womanly enough; it's about respecting her desire to not have her picture oogled at by a bunch of pre-pubescent boys, and whoever else is on this board.

And I must add that since my boobies are slightly bigger than hers (I think, or at the very least equal) I'm not so much worried about her beating me up. Besides, we're FRIENDS, remember?? What kind of whack-ass friendships are you in that you beat each other up?? May not be Jerry Springer material, but that sounds pretty damn dysfunctional.

anyway it seems the answer to my question is that kuru considers herself such a beuaty thet all we would do is sit around and whack off to her pictar. and anything she said on this board would be downgraded to useless prattle because we would only then think of her as some tits and arse?

hmmm mayhap thats not that bad an idea, but looking through some of the pictures that were posted previously most guys here don't look too young. however recently there has been a large influx of what i would call the randy bastard groups...who would as i supposed get the pictar and whack off to it whilst reading her words of wisdom, imagining that she was fucking them up the ass with a strap-on.

let me put this another way...she barely has their respect at all for her intellectual prowess, all they ever do is post a question on some sex topic than sit back waiting for her to answer (which she does) with her wealth (not enough by my standard considering who i know) of knowledge on sex and sexuality. In fact she has become a defacto mascot for the sex forum, just as sex kitten became the poster child for DPPH on the somthingawful forums. the funny thing is that the guys didnt treat her any differently than any of the other chicks on the forums their (wether they had posted apictar or not) whereas because the pictars that she did post were a tad racy (bikini shots) all the females brought out the claws and went on the attack.

What I am trying to illustrate is that most likely kuru posting her pictar would not change the ways guys interact with her as she may fear.

This is all assuming that her statement about not a single photo of her on the web isnt true, if it is that indicates she has some small psychological problems.

reman

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

This message has been edited by reman on November 26, 2000 at 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by reman:
What I am trying to illustrate is that most likely kuru posting her pictar would not change the ways guys interact with her as she may fear.

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Things would change if she posted a picture and it turned out that she was unattractive. As the situation currently stands, she has managed (with moderate success; some people buy it, others don't) to create an online persona suggesting that she is physically attractive, sexy, desirable, and to top it all off, one of the guys. How much of her persona is real and how much of it is fabricated is totally open to conjecture.

Personally, I find highly suspect the volume and nature of kuru's responses within the sex forum (maybe that makes me a puritanical freak. So be it). It seems to me as if the person (could be persons for all we know) behind kuru has made a very active effort to fabricate their 'sexy' image. Too much of an effort to my thinking.

I also find it interesting that when it seemed as if Rol3x's interest was deflected from her, she was quick to respond:

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< Originally posted by kuru: >
even if you didn't want to look up prions, you could email and ask about it.
my email address is in my profile, and a bunch of people on this forum, both those who post and those who just read, have written to me.

i like hearing from you guys, especially since nobody has emailed to ask for a pic and really meant it.

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Maybe I'm just paranoid, but it seems to me as if the person behind kuru wants to be the center of attention. And if that's what makes them happy then more power to them. Personally, I've got better things to do with my time then get a woody over some distant, and very probably fictitious entity.

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Originally posted by The_Hiro:
...she has managed (with moderate success; some people buy it, others don't) to create an online persona suggesting that she is physically attractive, sexy, desirable, and to top it all off, one of the guys.

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I don't buy it... And I agree with you 100\%.

But still this whole kuru thing makes me giggle and vomit at the same time.

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Originally posted by jim:
I don't buy it... And I agree with you 100\%.

But still this whole kuru thing makes me giggle and vomit at the same time.

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the image of you doing that made me laugh...

<jim>teheheh tehehhe*bwoooaaaaarf* tehheheh tehhehe</jim>

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

This is so lame, just because she talks about how much sex she has "but only with a select group of males" shes cool. Notice she's said she doesn't have any female friends? Wonder why that is..?

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The points raised by jim and joe are also relevant, and I find her cadre of worshippers annoying (which she seems to have actively cultivated; "i like hearing from you guys, especially since nobody has emailed to ask for a pic and really meant it."), but truly, it's the misrepresentation that bothers me most.

Anyhow, you goaded me, and so I felt obliged to give you a response. And now I'm sure this will all blow up, and all her followers will rush to her defense. It's how she'd want it anyway.

i wish i could be a love slave for the shut-in kuru. that would be my dream job!!!!11

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Jim and j0e, if this was slashdot I would give your comments +1 Insightful.

To be honest I was pretty pissed off with what kuru was doing to person_guy when she first turned up, throwing her weight around, and pointedly getting people on her side. She factionlised the board. The reason why this pissed me off so much was that I know someone in real life who dies this. She is neither attractive nor slim and she uses these exact same tactics, she may be alot better than kuru though since she has a fair amount of success even though people see her IRL.

But one thing I want everyone to remember. Miss Kuru is only 20/21. Dont think she has the mass of experience you think she has.

reman

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Originally posted by Follower:
kuru is the babe of the century!!!!1111
i wish i could be a love slave for the shut-in kuru. that would be my dream job!!!!11

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Calm down, tiger. The inadvertent and hasty release of your shift key has done nothing but accentuate how rash and poorly thought out your post is.

Personally, I think it is quite obvious why Kuru has not contributed to this thread: it's been blown into one large, gossipy flame, sparked by nothing but her personality. Nevertheless, there is no doubt in my mind that she is reading all of this.

I must say, that in its innate purpose and conception, this thread is pathetically obnoxious...yet, I find myself severely attracted to it. So, Kuru - my apologies in advance.

Anyhow, I'm with The_Hiro.

I don't think extended logic or complicated deductions will help us here. Rather, I would lean towards Occam's Razor: the simplest explanation is undoubtedly the correct one, and if there is one stark reality that pervades over the entire internet, it is that...

without exception, ALL overtly explicit, web-surfing, sexually savvy "girlies" are either

1. Overweight;
   
2. Tremendously overweight;
   
3. A man;
   or
   
4. All of the above.

Sorry Kuru.

Get a grip.

And a lot of women do like attention from men. Don't you like attention from women? I know I sure as hell do. If she posts a picture and she's ugly then you'll all probably ignore her, if she's very attractive then it will just exacerbate the current situation with everyone involved. Those who already fancy her would be pandering for her attention even more and those who get annoyed with that bunch sucking up to her would get even more angry because they were slagging her off before whereas they would want her just as bad after seeing the picture.
cheers

Seriously man, you've been around since June 2000. I believe the board opened in May. If you've been constantly reading these posts, you'd see it.

I remember when ch1ckie made a post about her Hacking ch1ckie's heart or whatever, and kuru busted out saying that ch1ckie was just some bitch striving for attension.

I think just me, The Hiro, and a few others see. I've seen it from the get go, but just hadn't been vocal about it unitl this lame ass thread surfaced.

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edit: fixed some puctuation.

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This message has been edited by Observer on November 29, 2000 at 10:43 AM

Anyway, there's just so many good posts to respond to!

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reman: "kuru stop beating me up with your overly-large bossom!"

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Hehe, that made my day...

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reman: anything she said on this board would be downgraded to useless prattle because we would only then think of her as some tits and arse?

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Ok, I'm jumping all around the point... if kuru truely didn't want us to whack-off to her, then she should have never posted sexual stuff at all. People can already picture their own imaginary kuru and match it up her words to take care of buisness. What I mean is, if she posted a pic of a hot chick (who isn't her) and said it was, people wouldn't care if it was or wasn't, because she IS more understood by what she says on not what she looks like. And finally, I don't think she would be taken ANY less seriously if she posted a pic. However if the pic was ugly, we would OF COURSE take her less seriously because she would be a big fat lyer. What I mean is: if she had said she wasn't that great looking from the begining, nobody would care what she looked like when she posted a pic, and she would be taken just as seriously no matter what she looks like.
</rambling>

In other words what The_Hiro said.

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The_Hiro: I have no problems with her holding her picture back; I understand the desire to maintain one's privacy. I have no qualms about her frank manner in discussing sexual topics and her attempt to represent herself as a sexual creature. But it's dishonest of her to claim that she only wants to be liked for her mind and her thoughts, when it's quite evident to me (and others) that she wants the male segment of detnet (i.e. detnet) to admire her for her physicality (and woe be to any woman, whether it be ch1ckie, an actress, or a model, who steals away any of her precious ego gratification).

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I'm right with The_Hiro again.

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whiskey@throttle: I must say, that in its innate purpose and conception, this thread is pathetically obnoxious...yet, I find myself severely attracted to it. So, Kuru - my apologies in advance.

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That's right. kuru and I have had our differences. We've had our bitch fights. But I really do always value her oppinion, because it gives me something to bounce off of. In many cases I think she's wrong and a bitch, but I can't be sure. In real life she's probably pretty sweet. I belive she's who she says she is. Sure, her online personality is probably an extention and exageration of itself, but so are many other peoples her. I belive that when you're online, you ARE whoever you say you are, and that's good enough for me. I do belive that some of her posts were pulled out of her ass, but never-the-less they keep the dialoge going and it's all in good fun, right? Personally I always try to remain honest, because it's to hard to keep a constant "character". If I started lying, I wouldn't just want to be super good looking... I want to be good in bed, and have a good voice, and a blackbelt in every martial art, and the ruler of several countries, and the best hax0r to ever live!

I just think kuru's online sexuality has become that SuperPersona of herself.

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incubus: I just don't see what she's done that's actually warranted any of this shit against her, except maybe not shown all the prepubescents a topless photo of herself?

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Hehe... there's many chicks around where who haven't posted a pic, but they don't get crap, because they don't demand attention. kuru, the attention whore, deserves this thread just as much as celebrities deserve the tabloids. Point: it isn't a matter of deserving it, it's just that attention comes in good and bad alike.

*whew* I'm done... but it's weird how when I said things like this months ago, people accused me of having a kuru-complex. And I'm sorry too kuru. No offense. These are just the things I notice and I'm sure there's hundreds of people always looking at my post thinking I'm an idiot too.

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i'm 22. not 20, not 21. i've lived on my own and paid all my own bills for the last five years.

jim, i couldn't possibly have started out in may 2000 insulting ch1ckie, because i didn't register until september.

i've only made 2 posts that directly responded to ch1ckie in any way. one regarding computer skills, the other regarding hickeys.

as for why i've been silent here.... i haven't had time to read the forums in a while. i do, however, find it really interesting the amount of effort that has been put into cutting me down. 'she's a femi nazi' 'she's a bitch' 'she must be ugly''she just wants male attention'

yeah guys, i post in the sex forum a lot. i post in the rants forum a lot. i post in the classroom a lot. so? maybe i just think a lot. those of you who want to believe i'm just some bitch are never going to care what i say about my real life. that's fine, you can think anything you want. really though, i find it funny that because i talk about sex a lot, and i profess to be smart, so many of you think that i'm really a bunch of feminists come to piss on your parade.

i'm not a feminist, that should've been evident from my position on affirmative action and making standards that help women get ahead. nautilus and observer are my friends in real life. and hey, guess what, nautilus is a GIRL. so yeah, i have one female friend. by choice. she's cool, and smart, and not stuck up.

the all hot chicks are stupid thing. hmmmm. i seem to remember calling britney spears and christina aguilera morons. but didn't brooke shields go to princeton? not all hot chicks are stupid, and not all ugly chicks are smart. i hate airheads of all denominations.

lastly, i'm not beautiful. i'm not ugly. i'm not fat. i'm not thin. i'm not short. i'm somewhat tall. i'm a pretty average lookin chick with dyed hair, a big rack, and a wardrobe that came mainly from < http://www.thinkgeek.com > and nothing more.

if you're going to post shit about me to try to cut me down, at least post accruate shit.

oh yeah, nautilus, yours are bigger

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'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

what's the deal here, anyway? just because i actually talk about my sexuality it's automatically assumed that what i want is for a bunch of guys to jack off to it?

jesus h. fucking christ this is y2k.

we don't live in some puritannical world where women should have to hide their sexual thoughts because somebody might think they want attention for it. i'd tell you to 'ask my friends' but other than observer and nautilus, you guys don't know my friends. so here it is, straight from the kuru's mouth.

i talk about sex as much in real life as i do here. this, what you see here, is what i really think. this is not some act where i beg for attention, and the not posting a pic is not because 'guys wouldn't whack off to it if [i was] ugly.'

i don't know why some of you think what you do, and i can't change it either. i am sorry to see some of what has been said about me, especially the things that aren't true.

anyway, personguy, don't worry. even though your entire post was basically a slam that implies that i'm ugly and only making myself out to be sexual so i can get attention, i don't take offense. i know what and who kuru really is, and so do my friends. that's all that's important.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Looks have nothing to do with what we say in these forums. Thats the great part about the internet, being anonymous. I have talked to girls on icq for weeks and have great intellectual discussions with them. Then when I see soem of thier pics I never would have guessed they had a mind such as they do. "Never judge a book by its cover" is proven every day here in these forums. I've never wacked to kuru or anyone else here nor do I plan to. I have respect for most everyone here and I leave it at that, as it should be.

If kuru is hot then cool, if she is a dog then so what. I respect her mind, and that works just fine for me even if she were to be babe. Get over looks, forums are about the mind. Lets keep it simple like that, k?

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yeah guys, i post in the sex forum a lot. i post in the rants forum a lot. i post in the classroom a lot. so? maybe i just think a lot.

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lastly, i'm not beautiful. i'm not ugly. i'm not fat. i'm not thin. i'm not short. i'm somewhat tall.

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the all hot chicks are stupid thing. hmmmm. i seem to remember calling britney spears and christina aguilera morons

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if you're going to post shit about me to try to cut me down, at least post accruate shit.

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thats all for now..

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

met christina aguilera at a concert (not one of hers, another band) and wasn't very impressed with her mind.

seen them both do interviews, and watched the difficulty they had stringing together logical sentences.

that's why i think they're a little less than brainy.

oh, i'm not bland..you can't have purple and gold hair and be bland. and if being average in weight is being overweight, whatever. my pants still fit. that's all i really care about.

but really, why all the effort to try to dissect me?

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'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

This message has been edited by kuru on November 29, 2000 at 07:49 PM

You've seen Britney on TV, in an interview, under pressure, and concluded that she too is an idiot.

Well, I've read all your posts on here and concluded that your an idiot.

So how is that any different than what you do?

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

While you may be the same in the real world, I still accuse you of being sexual for attention. That's not a bad thing though, cause I sure do things for attention sometimes! I just think it's unfair for you to pretend it's not true.

Anyway, I wasn't trying to say that you secretly wanted everyone to wack-off to you. I was just saying that you can't be sexual around men, and then EXPECT them to respect you for you mind. The old proverb: you can lead a man to wank, but you can't make him stop.

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did i accidentally step on your foot on a bus somewhere? what? or is it that you just want to pick a target and fire away, and since this seems to be the 'flame the fuck out of kuru' thread, that's what you're gonna do?

i don't care if you think i'm an idiot. i don't care if you think i weigh 400lbs. i don't care if you wipe your ass with romaine lettuce. but you seem to care an awful lot about my life, and what i think about 2 celebrities you'll never meet.

if you really hate me that much, why not just start a 'kuru sucks' thread or something? i mean hey, you and jim and reman can all have at it..... and me and my friends can sit around and read it and laugh ourselves silly.

personguy: yes i like attention. who doesn't? but i don't specifically talk about sex to get attention. and it's not like i'm saying 'only respect me for my mind.' what's wrong with both?

it's been made out on this thread like the only reason i'm here is to try to get guys to want me. whether you'll ever accept it or not, that isn't why i'm here. the only reason i'm still around is that i like the discussions. about intelligent things, and about sex.

so what i'm saying is that i don't want to be thought of just in terms of sex, or just in terms of geek... but what's wrong with being both? what's really wrong with liking it when someone pays attention to either?

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'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

This message has been edited by kuru on November 29, 2000 at 08:24 PM

We should probably just hand a sign on the entrance to our tree fort saying:

"NO GIRLZ ALLOWED!"

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

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Originally posted by kuru:
i don't care if you wipe your ass with romaine lettuce

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I think the technical term for this practice is shrub rub. Great with Caesar dressing and a few moist croutons.

Again I'll say that I hardly ever notice the gender of anyone who posts here (although, I'll admit I do tend to assume 'male'). And like nautilus, I don't think of her, or treat her any differently know that I know that.

ch1ckie is very well received. Even when she gets flamed at she just calls the person an idiot, and it's back to life. kuru gets picked on because she stands out, and because she fights back. It has little to do with gender. Just look at Wh4ck3r. He was picked appart just as much when he started talking about cr0bar beating up a parot! Just like kuru, whether he was trying to or not, his posts of course drew alot of attention.

Personally, the times that I flame kuru, it has nothing to do with her being a chick, or sexual out spoken. It's when I dissagree with something she says, or when I think her logic is frighteningly annoying. Just like I flamed Vulu for saying that the "What is evil" thread was self explanatory.

Oh, and I completely forgot. I never accused you of being a feminist, but again I have to critize your annoying thinking.

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i'm not a feminist, that should've been evident from my position on affirmative action and making standards that help women get ahead.

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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
dude, its ch1ckie. Not Chick1e.

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HAHA thanks.

I'm all for slamming someone when they deserve it, but jesus, what has she done apart from express an opinion?

I'm not going to carry on in this thread because I know she can look after herself. But ffs, some of you need to grow up.

PS. using big words isn't a sign of being grown up.

Mike

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i disagree with that. and as a woman, i disagree with any damn policy that says i need special help in the form of quotas and laws so that i can be a success.

flame on. but i still think you guys should start a thread about how much you hate me.... considering this thread and the other kuru is a cutie thread stemmed from a joke i made about never having to see a 'kuru is a cutie thread'

as for 'kuru wouldn't say any of this stuff to people's faces' neither would you guys. you'll flame the fuck out of me on here, but i highly doubt any of you would be this free with your words if i was standin in front of you.

by all means, keep posting. my friends and i are finding this hilarious.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

you guys are intent on slamming me.... go for it. i'm not playin for compliments, i really wanna see just how much energy you've put into hating me.

c'mon... you can do better than accusing me of saying things on this board four months before i ever registered.

i know i'm a wonderful, smart, happy, caring, good lookin geek.... but you guys are providing me with so much humor.

and if you can't tell from the post, i am sitting here, smiling like a cheshire cat, drinkin a beer and enjoyin the hell out of this.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

a) we've never seen a picture of her
b) this IS a "kuru is a kutie" forum, people are debating it.

Not saying that any of what you guys say is tactful and honest, I think you all should ditch this forum, stop patronizing the locals and find something interesting to discuss.

and for the record: wasnt kuru bashing me back in May, it was "Lizzy"

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as for 'kuru wouldn't say any of this stuff to people's faces' neither would you guys. you'll flame the fuck out of me on here, but i highly doubt any of you would be this free with your words if i was standin in front of you.

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if only this was true, my friends constantly berate me for saying some of the more awkward things, but then again we all seem to be in a contest to say the thing that breaks the most peoples brains.

to be honest i don't particularly care for this thread, but there are two reasons why i posted what i did. 1st, kuru has a charisma in her writing that has swayed (mostly guys for obvious reasons (ie majority of people on this board)) the majority to her side, so those dissenting against her views get flamed and drowned by the "I think kuru is the bestest" posts. I am not saying that is what she wants or has tried to engender, but it is what has happened. I believe she finds it somewhat amusing to have all these fanboys which is why she didnt really want the "kuru is a kutie" thread to begin with. To counteract this some on this board, usully the elder males will go against her to artificially counteract the "kuru effect" without really caring about the topic.
2nd i really wouldnt mind seeing a pictar, and that perhaps goading her would produce results, i knew it probably wouldnt work but I thought i would try anyway.

kuru intrigues me in a way, I have always been fascinated by strongly opinionated females, someone I could argue, ehem I mean discuss, with til we were both blue in the face. unfortunately the medium of a public message board on the internet is not the optimum place to meet, simply because the fanboy effect I mentioned earlier which happens when a "mysterious" or good-looking (if picture is available) female appears. So I spose I tried to remove the mystique by attacking, not sure why the other guys did exactly but I am sure their motives speak plainly through their posts.

I wish kuru was just another name on a message board but unfortunately it didnt happen.

please move along, nothing to see here.

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

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Originally posted by ch1ckie:
and for the record: wasnt kuru bashing me back in May, it was "Lizzy"

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RATS! Ok I apologize for that one then... and god damn it! I had no internet access all day at work. Now it's 11pm, I had Rugby practice, spent a few hours at the bar, and just missed all the action!!!

Anyway. I still think that kuru is full of shit most of the time. Other times I think she has a valid point. Normally I just ignore here pokes and prods at the dumb fucks that worship her, and read anything she contributes outside of the sex forum.

What needs to be understood, is that obviously kuru is doing something that other chicks aren't. Other wise there would be rants about all them. There is none of this NO GIRLS ALLOWED. Or, DON'T POST WHATS ON YOUR MIND. Shit going on around here.

Post whatever the fuck you want. And we will too.

And personally me, and a few others think that you bait the little 15 year old horn dogs like that idiot rol3x or whatever, and then jump down other people throats if they bow to your greatness. i.e. me and personguy and I'm sure a few others.

I'm sure I've fucked up a few points in there someone. I've very intoxicated, tired, and physically spent! Hopefully my proxy auth will be fixed by tomorrow, and I can take the time to re-join this discussion.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

I don't necessarily 100\% kuru for what's she's become around here. It really started from the jackasses pestering her for a picture.

When people start jumping on the kuru band wagon, some of us post sarcastic replys to them pointing out their patheticness. If you [kuru] did that as well, instead of feeding them more shit, I guarentee nobody would be aggitated with you right now.

I remember once posting that I wouldn't ever sleep with kuru, and she fucking had a coniption, ICQing me cussing me out. WTF???

There was more to it than that, but that more or less demostrates one of the points I was making in a thread above.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

kuru: just because i actually talk about my sexuality it's automatically assumed that what i want is for a bunch of guys to jack off to it?
kuru: when i wake up just after/during a sex dream, i just grab the guy and rock his world. how's that rol3x?
kuru: i'm not a nympho, i just play one on the internet
kuru: computers are like men. you've gotta turn them on before they'll do anything for you. (and being a chick, i like it that way.)

if so, there's an intelligent squid named moe living in my toilet tank, and he'd like to have dinner with you on thursday.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

This really IS turning into a soap. I bet fat trailer living women read this while doing their ironing. (hey if we're gonna get stereotypical, might as well go all the way.)

I don't really care if anyone here is cute or not. I think most people here would be cool to share a beer with. God, I'm tired of people always agreeing with everyone else and the usual talk about football, tv and work.

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Originally posted by kuru:
i icq'd you because you pretty much called me a walking disease jim.

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No that's just the way you took it.

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Originally posted by kuru:
you felt fine with saying i probably had aids and a few other diseases, and when i stood up and showed some guts and called you on it as close to "to your face" as the internet gets, you came here and cried that i cussed you out on icq.

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God damn it I never said you had a fucking disease! I said you sleep around to damn much!

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Originally posted by kuru:
and you seem to want to tear them down only because i'm nice to them. leads me to think, jim, that it's less about me being nice to them than it is about me not giving you the same attention they get.

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Ha! Oh yeah kuru, I'm going to loose sleep over you. If you want to go Cyber with about 14 year old boys, that's your business. Leave me out of it.

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Originally posted by kuru:
you can choose to dislike me because i didn't do what you would've done when they nagged for a pic and just be mean to 'em.

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I still don't dislike you. I just think you are pretty pathetic for teasing boys off the internet. The good portion of DetNetters are young computer geeks that have never been laid. You play that to your advantage and it's sickening!

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Originally posted by kuru:
if you don't mind though jim, this is the last response to attacks from you against me that i will ever make on this forum.

...this concludes our broadcast day...

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If only that were true....

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

Yes, kuru seems to be quite well-informed on the matters she discusses and often thinks before posting, but that is largely true of everyone on these forums. This community is a gathering of intellectuals. I find it quite suspicious that people feel the need to congratulate kuru after every post, and suspect that this, indeed, is related to her sex.

"oh, would you look at that, kuru remembered how to post.. how sweet!"

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Originally posted by DuSTman:
One thing I have noticed - a lot of Kurus posts are immediately followed by someone or other saying "go Kuru", "well said, Kuru" or somesuch.

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Frankly, I crave that sort of thing. I wish there was a feedback system. I feel like sometimes I'm throwing my comments/jokes out into the wind and I have no idea if people are even reading them . Maybe her feminimity is why people respond with feedback... or maybe because she puts together reasonably intelligent posts, attempts punctuation, know's how to spell your vs. you're, and make a person think afterwards. While this is not rare, it's nice to see when buried in a sea of "Ya, well, your penis is small! Therefore I'm right! 1 0w|\| J00!"

you felt fine with saying i probably had aids and a few other diseases, and when i stood up and showed some guts and called you on it as close to "to your face" as the internet gets, you came here and cried that i cussed you out on icq.

you can begrudge me all the attention i get here jim, but the reality is that out of these guys who have emailed, who i talk to on icq, i'd be happy to be their friend. to hang out with 'em.

they're interesting people with a lot of thoughts and opinions, and you seem to want to tear them down only because i'm nice to them. leads me to think, jim, that it's less about me being nice to them than it is about me not giving you the same attention they get.

it's all ok though, because i came here to have fun, share thoughts, and maybe make a few friends. you can choose to dislike me because i didn't do what you would've done when they nagged for a pic and just be mean to 'em. you're free to do as you want. but it's not who i am to sit here and call the people who asked for pics losers and nerds.

if you don't mind though jim, this is the last response to attacks from you against me that i will ever make on this forum. it's time for both of us to accept that this is a big internet in which we can agree to disagree... and get on with our lives.

...this concludes our broadcast day...

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

i didn't ask them to do it, but some of you seem to think i should ask them to stop or that i have some control over it. i can't stop someone from being nice to me, nor would any sane person want to stop them. i've gotten to talk to some really interesting people because of this forum, thankfully minus the cybersex requests that are so damned common.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

I remember reading a piece of literature (what it was I forget) that referred to a study of online sex habits.. Apparently it seems that a large proportion of the males preferred downloading pictures and vids, whereas the women in the survey preferred "cyber-sex" style encounters.
I don't know whether this actually represents a difference in the mindsets of boy and girl geeks, or whether there's just no good dude pr0n.

Now you have your (or is it you're?) craving fulfilled can you help me out with mine?

See I have this really cool idea that involves peanut butter; a straight-backed chair and several midgets. Oh, and a length of garden hose! Can't leave out the garden hose.

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Wake me up when life starts to get interesting. Y'know, Armageddon, plagues, nuclear war. That sort of thing. Just a small prod with a stick will do.

not that i've looked. *WINK*WINK*

but anyway, i don't dig cyber. especially not with 14 year old boys. prison scary.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Interestingly, I can't say anything good about kuru without the majority of people here believing that I'm in love with her or at lest have a "kuru complex.." Oh, well, at least I can post the following conclusions that I have reached about her, namely:

By the standards of our culture, kuru is...

...overweight. Our culture teaches us that any woman who isn't impossibly thin (ie anorexic) is overweight, and I'd be willing to bet that kuru is smart and self-confident enough not to starve herself just to look attractive in the eyes of the world.

...unattractive. Because of course we all know that women aren't attractive unless they use tons of makeup and obsess about their appearance, and kuru has specifically stated that she avoids people of this sort.

...antisocial. She prefers one-on-one and small group interactions to wild parties and larger, more anonymous settings and has also implied (even more telling) that she does not believe in casual / recreational sex.

...abnormal. A female geek. Enough said.

...confused about her gender roles. She actually speaks her mind and stands up for herself. Clearly she does not comprehend how women are supposed to behave.

Or wait... could it be that maybe appearance, at least as society judges it, isn't that important? And could it be that women can be smart and still likable? In that case, why is everyone so obsessed with 1. getting a picture of kuru and 2. yelling at her for flaming them or for posting so much information?

Kuru is probably really cute, really nice, a bit kinky, intelligent, talkative (in a good way), outgoing, funny, fun and altogether awesome to hang out with... and since we don't see this very often, it makes it tough for most people like us to believe she exists.

Just a guess

This message has been edited by DuSTman on December 03, 2000 at 09:05 PM

or is someone feeding you insider info?

michael, nice post. you summed it up better than i could.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

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"I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!!!" - Stinky Weasel Cheeks

ummm or just pretend your me and ask for kuru's pictar while your at it. ole!

btw cr0's sister reminds me of lisa simpson (and she's pretty good lookin too) *FAP*...oooooo*FAP*...*FAPaaaaaaahhh*FAP...*FAP*...*FAP*...yeah...

hmmm, enough from me. work and tiredness dont go well together ladies and gents.

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.