This message has been edited by DuSTman on November 16, 2000 at 02:02 AM

I've said it before... I'll say it again.
Imagine this: You eat only flowers and potpori(sp?) for a 3 days. Do you expect your duke to smell any better than normal?
Imagine this: You eat only peppermints, candy canes, and butterscotch. Do you expect your duke to taste any sweeter, or minty?
Imagine this: You drink blue food coloring at every mean for a week. Do you expect your duke to come out blue instead of brown?

Answer: NO.

Now apply that to the semen, and just think... duke is a DIRECT rought right through your body. Semen is just produced through various chemical reactions. The point is that what you eat doesn't change the taste.

Now the bigger issuse here is the cum in your girl friends mounth and how to keep her from shifting to the dark side of the force! Give her this analogy (you DO go down on her too right?), and I'm sure she'll be more than understanding! Tell her to imagine:
Ok. I'm going down on you. I'm eating you out, like there's no tomorrow. I've been going for 20 minutes and every second is getting better for you. Finally, your almost to a Big O! You can feel it creeping up, all around you. My non-stop tounge has brought you to this wonderful magical moment! Finally there's no turning back... you're only seconds away! And right before you cum, I stop... run 2 feet away, and watch in horror as you orgasm. Is that at all acceptable? No. It's the same with me when you stop right before I cum. (and for a bonus, ad in there somewhere: you only have to get my stuff in your mouth right at the end. I have to get your stuff in my mouth the whole time! Do you think it taists like cherry pie down there?)

There ya go...

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keep in mind though, that like any body fluid it's affected by what you take in.

drink lots of water, and try to avoid eating too much salt. that'll usually help. eating more fruit than meat will generally make it a little sweeter, but all in all, spunk tastes like spunk.

keep the area clean, drink plenty of water, and it should be ok.

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Imagine this: You drink blue food coloring at every mean for a week. Do you expect your duke to come out blue instead of brown?

Answer: NO.

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That's not wholy accurate, on the blue thing. I had this drink called Rat Bastard (or maybe it was Skeleteen, or one of those other coffee house alternative drinks in a bottle), which was very blue in color. I swear to you, the next day, it was blue... in fact, it was blue for the rest of the week. I kid you not.

Another poo related thing: when my dog gets to eat a pork or beef bone, he naturally ingests a lot of calcium. His poo comes out a bright yellow color, since there is so much white calcium mixed in with the brown.

There is this powder that you can buy at an alternative herbal type store, called 'spice of life', or something similiar to that. It's a vitamin something that you put in shakes, drinks, smoothies, whatever. The stuff is supposed to make you feel better, but all I've found it to do is turn your pee bright neon green.

If you eat garlic or curry or drink a lot of alcohol, it will seep out of your skin for quite a while afterwards.

So, while I don't believe you can change the taste of your semen, you can change your body's outlets for ingested items. Semen isn't a direct product of what you eat. Possibly, you could get it to taste like garlic, or curry, but that's not a real improvement.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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also beer can make it taste sweeter so down a tinny or two before she goes down.

reman

but seriously, that stuff is in your nads for months before it comes out, nothing you eat/drink a few days before would change anything, you need to have a consistent plan of attack for (in my prediction) at least 2 months in advance. dig?

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maybe I should clarify that. You continually produce semen, but if you 'hold it' for over two weeks, everything thats been produced is absorbed into the body to make way for more.

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