Forum: Sex
Topic: How to do a Hickey: Chapter 1
started by: Vulu
Posted by Vulu on Nov. 15 2000,13:38
OK boys and girls (ya right). This is going to be a forum DEDICATED to getting all you guys out there aquaintedon how to give a PROPER hickey...

Tomorrow: Technique

-=JB=-

Posted by floyd on Nov. 15 2000,20:41
Only teenagers are into it, probably because they think they're giving the shaft to their parents by showing their sick little 'love-sucks' (not in a favorable sense either)
Posted by j0eSmith on Nov. 15 2000,22:29
Actully, most teen's arn't into hickeys either. Cause there is no point to them. It just gets the girl into trouble which usually results in the guys having less time with them.

But then again, Vulu is just a fucknugget from Quebec

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Posted by askheaves on Nov. 16 2000,00:48
My brother got a hickey on his forehead when he was about 13. He was playing with a suction cup, and I just watched holding my laughter in. Then, he took the suction cup off, had a huge hickey (about 1 1/4 inch, or 3 cm) on the middle of his forehead. Then, the family went to the video store, so he had a fresh hickey on his forehead and was walking around in public.
Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 16 2000,01:23
SERIOUSLY!! Is your bothers name "Quinn"? I might know him...

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Posted by reman on Nov. 16 2000,02:30
well i once gave my gf a hicky where no one else could see it...that's the only legit use i could see *ahem* yes, of course
Posted by askheaves on Nov. 16 2000,03:55
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
SERIOUSLY!! Is your bothers name "Quinn"? I might know him...

Sorry... He's a senior in high school in Minnesota. I'm not sure if it's comforting, or scary to know that he isn't the only one who was capable of doing something like this. The kid's pretty smart now... not sure how that happened.

Posted by kuru on Nov. 16 2000,05:42
why would anyone want to give someone a hickey?

or why would anyone want to get a hickey?

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Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 18 2000,00:26
this girl i was playing pool with a few nights ago had a hickie on her boob. she was wearing a tank and was showing it off nicely (intentionally that is). she seemed pissed that her b/f gave it to her but was having fun showing it off at the same time. hehe
Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 18 2000,04:30
That's called being an Attention Whore.

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on November 17, 2000 at 11:30 PM

Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 18 2000,06:09
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
hey, its been 3 days, jackass. wheres my advice?!

Suck.


Hard.

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 18 2000,17:40
quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:

Tomorrow: Technique

hey, its been 3 days, jackass. wheres my advice?!

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Posted by Vulu on Nov. 18 2000,18:38
quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Suck.


Hard.

There you go...

Posted by ch1ckie on Nov. 19 2000,00:21
my boyfriend was being a big freak and made a smilie face out of hickies on my stomach/lower breast once. he's 21. just goes to show they dont mature with age.
Posted by kuru on Nov. 19 2000,03:09
they must mature at a faster rate here. i've never dated a guy who thought it would be 'cute' to make hickey patterns.

not even the idiot with the 3 inch dick.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 19 2000,04:05
quote:
posted November 07, 2000 06:10 PM by kuru:

bush may = idiot,
but gore = socialist

and

quote:
posted August 31, 2000 11:14AM by kuru:

any girl will tell you, girth means more than lenghth

So why DO you pick on him so much? According to... YOU... you don't have any good reason. Oh wait. Now I remember.

quote:
posted October 14, 2000 06:23 PM by kuru:

he cheated on me

But, anyway, you DID pick him! And that doesn't give you any real reason to rag on him all the time. You seem to being saying that making hickies is immature, but look at yourself making fun of someones penis size! Worst of all, it's something that he can't even change with cosmetic surgery! It's almost like saying an ex was bad because he's black (although I guess Michel Jackson got whiter... but that's just weird)!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! ...ok I'm done ranting...

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Posted by askheaves on Nov. 19 2000,04:14
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! ...ok I'm done ranting...

I think you missed the point. She was pissed about the cheating, so she's hitting him where it hurts most... his tiny wang.

If he was embarrassed about being black, maybe that would be the target. If he was shameful about his third nipple, that would be the target. When someone fucks with you like that, all's fair in retribution (even misspellings).

Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 19 2000,16:13
I stand corrected.

She has EVERY right to be a low-brow cheap-shooting bitch.

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Posted by Evil_Monkey on Nov. 19 2000,18:11
I accidentally gave a hickie to my ex-girlfriend (when she was my girlfriend, of course) on her neck. Then she insisted that I did it to her tit. That changed to a really dark color and was kinda disturbing. She put a hickie on my stomach though, and I enjoyed that.
Posted by Vulu on Nov. 20 2000,13:02
How the hell did we get to talking about giving a hickey to Blacks and small dicks? Someone explain?

Another thing...
PersonGuy, if you want to rant about politics - go somewhere else...

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Posted by brodie on Nov. 20 2000,14:32
quote:
Originally posted by ch1ckie:
he's 21. just goes to show they dont mature with age.

hehe.. i just turned 19... like i say, i'm not growing up, i'm just getting older

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then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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Posted by Vulu on Nov. 21 2000,11:18
ch1ckie is Canadian?! Sweet Deal...

Anyway, I'm still confused on how we got from hickies to small dicks and Black people...

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-VULU-

Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 22 2000,05:35
You're confused about
the bringing-up of small dicks,
But then you go
and blame me for 'politic'.
/me points at kuru
Oosh... the heads so thicks...

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Posted by fatbitch on Nov. 22 2000,10:12
nice.... very nice pg :)
Posted by Vulu on Nov. 23 2000,16:44
OK. I'll genearalize... EVERYONE: leave politics outside this forum please... Happy?

This forum is almost dead anyway...

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-VULU-

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 24 2000,15:48
quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
if you want to rant about politics - go somewhere else...

FUCK YOU, YOU DAMN THREAD HOG. IF I WANT TO TALK POLITICS I WILL. GODDAMN INTOLERANT FUCKNUGGET. I BET YOUR A CANADIAN JERK ASS.

OH YEA WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE ELECTION

YOU DAMN WASTED LOAD.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Nov. 28 2000,20:17
Hehe... alrighty then...

I didn't mean to start that. I'm sorry Vulu, I know you're new. Just understand that the topics always vary even with the subject stamped right up top.

Cheers!

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on November 29, 2000 at 05:37 PM

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