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Topic: Food and Sex
started by: demonk

Posted by demonk on Jul. 19 2001,13:25

Have you ever used food as a sex object or as a aprodesiact(sp?)? I want stories and details. I need some kind of subject matter to keep me awake here at work.

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
Oregon, n.:
Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jul. 19 2001,13:36

/me waits for cowboyneal...

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 19 2001,13:39

whipped cream....

and ice... does that count?

you dont need much.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spydir about Dysorderia :
oh fuck it, you're to ignorant and self indulged to even consider anything other then "I'm from england and I hate americans and humans are killing the earth and blah-de-fucking-blah-blah".

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 19 2001,13:46

Might i add the best aphrodisiac..(aside mdma) is ALCOHOL. Might I also add that larger doses are more effective.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spydir about Dysorderia :
oh fuck it, you're to ignorant and self indulged to even consider anything other then "I'm from england and I hate americans and humans are killing the earth and blah-de-fucking-blah-blah".

Posted by Nikita on Jul. 19 2001,13:53

alcohol ~ foreplay ... gets you in the mood ... unless you're the type that gets sleepy

honey, chocolate syrup, whipped cream (bikini)...

mints? *shiver*

Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 19 2001,14:19

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Might i add the best aphrodisiac..(aside mdma) is [b]ALCOHOL. Might I also add that larger doses are more effective.
[/B]

no shit, eh? ill have to try that.

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Posted by CowboyNeal on Jul. 19 2001,15:03

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
no shit, eh? ill have to try that.

"No shit" is called constipation, and let me tell you--it's not something you want to try, even once! Just remembering the morning after last thanksgiving dinner makes me go crosseyed again...it was like giving birth to a manatee!

As for food and sex, the last time I tried to combine the two, I woke up, and she was gone. Haven't heard from her since. She's probably embarassed because of all the blood and little bits of brain she left on my sheets.

Posted by demonk on Jul. 19 2001,15:29

Ok, I was laughing until that last comment of your CowboyNeal. Man, now I'm feeling sick. Damn you! Damn you to hell!

Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 19 2001,16:19

Not done it yet, but I can't wait to try. On my to-do list are:
ice cubes
strawberries
chocolate
whipped cream
honey (yes I DID watch 9 1/2 weeks, stop asking me!)
...

This list is to be continued, and checked out. *sigh* If only I knew who with...

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I can resist everything - except Temptation. (Oscar Wilde)

This message has been edited by LiNeY on July 20, 2001 at 11:21 AM

Posted by afropik on Jul. 19 2001,18:20

None for me, but I'm friends with a guy who once got down and dirty with ketchup. I can understand honey and whipped cream, etc, but ketchup is just plain nasty.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.

Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 19 2001,19:22

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:

OK, where do I sign up?

You are from the UK, aren't you? So you should like to stand in the queue...

Where did I put that damn signing up list???

Posted by incubus on Jul. 19 2001,19:35

the queue goes all the way to germany?

can't i jump the queue 'cos I'm a detnetter?

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 19 2001,19:44

Well, some other detnetters might claim the same right, that would give me some problems...

OK, I'll do it like at the airport. Two queues. Instead of "EU citizens" and "other" they will be "fellow detnetters" and "other".

Posted by incubus on Jul. 19 2001,19:50

ahh, well, youre in europe. if i dont get to the front of the queue first i'll have to go backpacking. or something. bleh

europe is great

Posted by @$$h0l3 on Jul. 19 2001,20:04

My list:
chocolates
melted semi-sweet chocolate (different colors)
the center filling from about 8 Godiva (chocolate) oysters (YUMM. That was good)
ice
ice cream
sorbet
champagne
tequila
hershey's chocolate syrup
whipped cream
grapes
beer

That's all I can remember. Where's the line gonna be again? ;-)

Posted by askheaves on Jul. 19 2001,20:23

Sorbet... very nice

Ice
Kool-Aid Powder
Whipped Cream
Ice Cream
Chocolate Syrup
others i can't recall...

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 20 2001,01:05

kool-aid powder? What did you do, dye her pussy hairs grape purple?

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Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 20 2001,03:07

quote:
Originally posted by Spydir:
kool-aid powder? What did you do, dye her pussy hairs grape purple?

OMG!
ROTFLOL!!

Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 20 2001,03:11

quote:
Originally posted by CowboyNeal:
Just remembering the morning after last thanksgiving dinner makes me go crosseyed again...it was like giving birth to a manatee!

<laughing hysterically>OMFG! This just cracked me up totally.</laughing hysterically>

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Posted by Nikita on Jul. 20 2001,03:36

at least nobody has mentioned Pop Rocks yet ... *cringe*

Posted by incubus on Jul. 20 2001,05:30

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Not done it yet, but I can't wait to try. On my to-do list are:
ice cubes
strawberries
chocolate
whipped cream
honey (yes I DID watch 9 1/2 weeks, stop asking me!)
...
This list is to be continued, and checked out. *sigh* If only I knew who with...

OK, where do I sign up?

eheheh

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Posted by aletros on Jul. 20 2001,09:44

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:

Kool-Aid Powder

Sweetened or un-sweetened? Hopefully sweetened, since we used to use the plain kind to play nasty tricks on the people who always fell asleep/passed out at parties.
A little bit of straight grape will leave a yummy taste for quite a while in someone's mouth...

Posted by askheaves on Jul. 20 2001,23:32

Yeah, yeah... the Kool-Aid Powder seemed like a good idea at the time. It was red... probably fruit punch or cherry or something. It was sweetened. Just a little on the chest and tummy. Left things a bit sticky afterwards, but that was all we could find.

How did I know you'd all react to that one?

Posted by satch on Jul. 20 2001,23:46

All I have to say is "cold Ravioli."

Posted by miNus on Jul. 21 2001,00:35

I'm damn suprised that no one has mentioned CowboyNeal's favorites (and I quote):

quote:

bacon
pork
gravy
mashed potatoes
roast beef with those little bits of garlic
those HungryMan TV dinners...great when you don't have time to cook
manwich
spaghetti
taco salad without the salad
big macs
french fries
chips
dip
chips with dip (mmmm)
nacho cheese
Doreetos
hamburger helper (w/ extra helpings)
tuna helper
chicken helper
dolphin helper
rice-a-roni with extra roni
Ezell's Fried Chicken (sometimes i stay for a couple days because by the time i finish my first bucket im hungry again...and Ezell will give you a sponge bath if you ask right...just make sure he stays above the equator!)
Shake and Bake
burritos
Taco Bell
SPAM
Honey roasted _________
cornbread
lunchables
ham hocks
spantelope
gizzards
hippos
exotic birds (AND their eggs)
anything by willy wonka
spaghetti-os
Bugles
pork rinds
condor egg omelettes
64 slices of american cheese
50 clams
guacamole
Subway
Life Savers
oysters on the whole shell
______ jerky
tangy bbq sauce
Whoopin' Ass Hot Sauce
chow mein
chow fun
chow
chop suey
_____ dumplings
mu shu pork/chicken/beef with those succulent pancakes
millions of peaches, peaches for me
chocolate chips
refried beans
Chase's dick as a light snack...emphasis on light
free range buffalo
emu
Yodels
creme d'anything
Yoplait Go-Gurt ...without the go
Ice cold gulp! and a big grab of chips! whatever you want!
gold (full of minerals!)
ribs (not just babyback...the ENTIRE back)
fish and chips
fried clams with tar-tar
catsup, ketchup
non-hydrogenated soybean oil
potatoes with all the fixin's
corn on the cob
watermelon
coleslaw
potato salad
shrimp cocktail
shrimp scampi
shrimp kabobs
shrimp soup
shrimp steaks
shrimp souffle
deep fried shrimp
tossed salad w/out the salad
DONUTS!
Ding Dongs
Twinkie filling
Steakums
Baskin and Robbins...all 31-derful flavors
crackers and salami
mutt loaf
meat loaf
pork chops n' applesauce
sukiyaki
teriyaki
tempura
miso soup
fondue
Chinese __________
gorditas

A bit of recycled neal garbaged magically turned into a hilarious post. What'dya know!?

Posted by demonk on Jul. 21 2001,03:34

I have two words: corn startch. Just spred the stuff over you body, it feels like silk. All you ladies out there will really enjoy this one.

Posted by miNus on Jul. 21 2001,17:23

You ever mix corn starch with water? When you squeeze it, it turns 'solid'. When you let the pressure off, it oozes out of your hand. Hmm... I'm sure you can find a use for that

Posted by demonk on Jul. 22 2001,13:03

Ya, I played with that stuff when I was younger. Cool shit. But the stuff is more fun when it is dry. I think that it would just run off a body if it was wet. But when it is dry it will cling to you and create a second, silky skin.

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
Oregon, n.:
Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.

Posted by miNus on Jul. 22 2001,13:06

Boing-oing-oing-oing.