Topic: I AM THE JIZZ MASTER! I AM THE JIZZ MASTER!
started by: PersonGuy
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
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I don't need a compass to tell me what time the wind blows
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There can be only one...JIZZMASTER
ain't life great :-)
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
lets vote. my vote goes to personguy. what a great thing to vote on...
My vote will have to go to the third party candidate... as a protest vote.
I think I’ll vote for PersonGuy.
*attempts to vote for PersonGuy but accidentally ends up voting for cr0*
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Originally posted by Blain:
WTF? The ballot was too confusing! I demand that you let me re-vote.
Poked the wrong hole?
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
or like, a female jizzmaster... some chick who does the autoerotic thing a lot?
we can't be discriminatin here!! :P
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
I suppose there could be a JILLMASTER, and men would probably be at a disadvantage. Mabey a RAGMASTER? Hmmm...
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
i think the smae goes for every other guy here.
it is not always true.
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Estuan interius
ira vehementi
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.
In any case, if given the chance to do that, i would not.
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Estuan interius
ira vehementi
*/me nods his head skeptically*
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"If your head is always in the clouds, you will never see the sun" - Helen Keller ( No kidding)
Anywaze, I've been thinking a lot about DetNet and I really spend A LOT of time here. TOO MUCH TIME. I'll soon need to start focusing on my studies. ALSO, I have VERY little time left to wrap up as many songs (My Bung-hole, PanPan The Knife Salesman, 99 Knives, etc.) and side projects (Fight Club, PG's Adventure, etc.) as I can. I need to start using my free time more wisely NOW.
I know all you guys were pissed about people announcing their departure, but I think it's better than how Eng_Man and The Bran-man just DISSAPEARED. Also, I wanted to take the chance to thank everyone here! You guys and gals have all been SOOOOOOOO cool. I've TRUELY enjoyed philosophizing, agreeing, pondering, ranting, listing, critiquing, and debating. This is pretty much the only forum I've participated in and I must say it's been one of the best experiences of my life. I learned a lot of things about the world and about myself. THANK YOU. 
So, I'm basically going to be fading away from the forums for a while. I'll pop in everyone in a while, but it might not be all that often. I'll still be on ICQ for anyone who needs my EXPERT ( ) advice or a copy of a Love Line show.
I'll still update my site every so often. I'm probably going to start a new section called PG'S FAKE Journal where you can read daily new stories about crapping brownies, getting kicked in the ass, and making people sit on sacks of my preserved puke (not that those were fake... it just allows me to EXAGERATE for the purpose of humor and deny that they're true if my parents knock at the door ).
I'm appointing Satch as the new official JIZZMASTER since he's obviously my immaculate child. Fair well! Fair well! I'm gunna miss you ALL terribly!
I leave you with a few of my long-delayed Peep Incident pics. ENJOY!
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
... as for jizzmaster ... I just had a mental image of some guy with a gargantuan supersoaker deluxe, pumpin' for pressure ... and *GOOOOOOSH!!!*
It was good debating dating style with you PG, as you said, it made me reexamine my philosophy. Debating is fun for everyone. Anyway, good luck with the game thing, and have a great life if we don't talk again. And what's your real name anyway? I'll look for it in game credits
God speed
-Chris J. Rico
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
This message has been edited by PersonGuy on July 31, 2001 at 06:01 PM
eventhough i think we all still call them peeps
Never tried them...
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"Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend."
-Unknown (cited in nene, 2001)
I cannot believe you have never had peeps! Hehe, I have some left over from easter, they are probably really stale, but if you would like I could mail them to you Masher 
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< http://www.geocities.com/Seady1117 > <--- ME
but i dont eat that much sugar. just caffine these XTZ Herbal mints r0x0r! i got them off ThinkGeek. very nice!
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
Also, the BIRTHPLACE of peeps.
Phrr.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.
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If I want your oppinion, I'll rattle my zipper.