Topic: pick-up lines?
started by: LiNeY
a) help in situations as below
b) (more importantly) for FUN!
Today I was standing in that coffee shop with a friend, waiting to get my coffee. Behind me was a really hot guy (the stupid as hell but hot as heaven kind). All I could do was stare... but I had no idea what to say. Probably it's better... beauty is to be admired silently, it's not a good idea to destroy the impression by talking and actually finding out what stupidity lies beneath! 
But in case I ever meet someone who looks like he would be interesting to talk to - does anyone here know any good pick-up lines? Ones that might really work?
/me has never hit on a girl... ever...
/me is a very large dork...
/me will be married before he get's laid
/me is sad
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Maybe it's more for a guy to use on a girl, but hey, you might get some off of that one 
/me gets sued by ally mcbeal for stealing their rediculous plots
heeh
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
Go for it.
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I'm sorry - you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
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Errm... Pick up lines? Not a good person to ask. You say he's hot but stoopid eh? I'd say don't do it. There are too many nice girls going out with assholes that I know of, so I'd just be pissed if I knew of another. This brings me to another topic... I've lately been considering becoming an asshole. It's been my experience that assholes get all the girls. Any ideas on how I can go about becoming an asshole? Thanks,
-miNus
oops, </rant>
I should have just stick with the classics;
"Grab your coat, you've pulled"
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
"Can we fuck now or do I have to buy you a drink first?"
*sighs* Ahh, those were the days.
(btw Hi everyone, nice forums you've got here. Hope you don't mind a newbie jumping into the middle of a topic, but couldn't resist.)
This message has been edited by Rogue on July 11, 2001 at 06:46 PM
Personally, I always liked what demonk already said, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" If the person is actually clever enough to undersand that you're using the cheesy line as a joke, it could work.
I've used the above line before, and while it hasn't gotten me straight to bed with the female of my choice, it has been a good conversation starter.
But if you're looking for something to start a conversation with the "stupid as hell but hot as heaven" kind, ask a question that isn't really important, but will let him/her talk and "try" to impress you. Might work. Or, just say, "my friend bet me you have a big d1(|<, are you gonna let me loose?" I don't know, I'm rambling.
edit: I'm a drunk retard and I can't do links
This message has been edited by @$$h0l3 on July 11, 2001 at 08:21 PM
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just like those fake rapper wannabe white boys.[/B]
/me thinks CK has been exposed in the past.
then when she slaps you, you say "what? you don't like pizza?"
I heard that one from a friend.
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*looks at crotch*
*looks up*
*looks at crotch*
*looks up*
"this thing aint gonna suck itself you know"
quote:
Originally posted by @$$h0l3:
If the person is actually clever enough to undersand that you're using the cheesy line as a joke, it could work
I think that normally this is the ONLY way to have them work in a positive sense.
We had a contest at work (restaurant) we used them on the waitresses. The winner (by me of course) was:
Make the "come here" motion with finger from a distance. She comes over (presumably), then you say "If I can make you come that quick with 1 finger, imagine what all of me could do."
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Originally posted by Spydir:
I didn't use any pickup lines on my last girl friend... I just kinna grew on her,
Do her a favor, get her some anti-fungal cream...
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< Robot Conflict >
there have been a lot of witty jokes like that posted today. i gotta stop laughing out loud at my desk 
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Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
/me has never hit on a girl... ever...
/me is a very large dork...
/me will be married before he get's laid
/me is sad
im with ya, buddy.
i do believe that good ol WolfGaurd has quiet a few pickup lines. im just waiting for his post
"if i was at the ass bakery right now, all id buy is your hot ass pie." (my favorite one)
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
A cute one I heard somewhere went something like:
<taking a walk in the park>
<encountering cute guy with dog>
<looking at guy> "cute dog"
<then looking at dog> "... and cute guy!"
It's said to work among dog owners...
quote:
Do her a favor, get her some anti-fungal cream...
naw, but once i went through her bag after she told me not to and I found a whole fucking lot of ultra tampax things... After that, I understood why she hit me so much for no reason.
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edit: essential grammer.
This message has been edited by Tattered on July 13, 2001 at 01:06 AM
they have some very funny ones in 'The Worst Ones We've Ever Heard'
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I was here
here I was
was I here
yes I was!
Girl:"YES!"
Guy:"Would you sleep with me for ฤ?"
Girl:"NO! what kind of girl do you think i am?"
Guy:"Well, we already determined that and now we are just tring to negotiate the price."
Does not work well but it fun to do when your wearing a tux in a casino.
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< Robot Conflict >
You: Hello.
Her: Are you wearing a hat?
You: Of course are you blind?
Her: Wipe your feet before you eat that dog.
You: Ok.
Her: I have Point Break on home video.
You: My hand is 30\% water.
Her: LET'S GET IT ON!
You: Punch my cell phone you slut!!
*hump pump*
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in
and
You: What winks and screws like a god?
Them: I dunno, what?
You: *wink*
edit: spelling "loose shit" sure is tough
This message has been edited by afropik on July 13, 2001 at 01:06 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Hit them over he head with a baseball bat? Could work....
DA...I actually LIKE that 1
1 of my chat screen names is actually CaveJulie for that very reason.
Female aggression is an attractive
quality to a LOT of guys. (Agressive
meaning a show of REASONABLE aggression
...not some psycho bullshit.)
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
Hey it was fun reading most of this thread! Strange - I have never met anyone who uses such lines in real life...A cute one I heard somewhere went something like:
<taking a walk in the park>
<encountering cute guy with dog>
<looking at guy> "cute dog"
<then looking at dog> "... and cute guy!"It's said to work among dog owners...
That is a cute one Lin.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."
Wink. I'll do the rest.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet?
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If I were bread, would you be my butter?
You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!
My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
"I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?"
Get your coat girl, you've scored!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
'Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?' - Robert Charles Benchley
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!
My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
Is that a ladder up your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
Are you wearing lipstick? well mind if a taste it?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning...
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
(tapping thigh) you just think this is my leg.
That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
"Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?"
Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
I worked at a cardboard factory about a year ago with a very strange group of guys....These are just a few of the musings that kept the day interesting: 'What's the difference between a duck' 'Do you pack your lunch or walk to work?' 'Is it farther to Miami than by bus?'
Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's running a hour early again"
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
You are a naughty boy... go to my room!
I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room.
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?
"You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"How bout you, me, and privacy?"
You look just like my third wife. Of course I've only been married twice...
Do you mind if I invade your personal space?