Topic: oh...my...god
started by: CatKnight
she looks as hot as the real models who's pics are brushstroked! FAP FAP FAP
...fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...
quote:Yeah, I know it's bad, but hey, we've both been dumped. Cut us some slack.
Me: final fantasy chick... fAp FaP fAp
Friend: oh i know
Friend: crap
Friend: she looks better than real life ones
Me: that's the sad part... *sob*
Friend: *sniff*
Friend: never be able to touch her either...
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here's a < link >
scroll down to the bottom.
This message has been edited by mqa on July 12, 2001 at 12:49 AM
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
the bottom part of the bikini (sp?) looks a bit fake. its just one color...the guys at SquareSoft had WAY too much time on their hands.
...you can see her nipples.... w00t.
THEY have too much time on THEIR hands huh? 
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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality
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Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
ok, the second they can render that in real-time i'm there! imagine the possibilities... FAP FAP FAP
Yeah, porno movies aren't interesting until they're fake. Real women? Bah!
well... im just the webmaster.... but i can do anything i want on it
the bottom part of the bikini (sp?) looks a bit fake. its just one color...
the guys at SquareSoft had WAY too much time on their hands.
...you can see her nipples.... w00t.
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
Oh, and the face on that 'modified' one is just too manly. Ick.
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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
*falls off chair*
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This is my friend scott they ironically had the same picture taken.
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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx
quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Whoah and she shaves that thang too!! Right on!!!
Ok...let's think for just a minute. (Yes you can slowly unwrap your fingers from around your functioning head and put it away for just a moment for this.) This is GRAPHICS ART. A razor is a physically graspable object (much like that brain of yours which we just spoke of). By the laws of natural physics, you cannot successfully SHAVE an image which appears to your little mental apparatus via a big-ass monitor. That poon can be designed without a single unwanted hair (or with every spot of skin covered in the stuff). However, getting to enjoy what that fur-free kitty feels like in person is impossible. *Tooouuuuch the screeeeennnn. See? It's not a real piece of pussy.* <Pats head> It'll be ok. Really. Stick to the real thing and remember to think "the PERFECT girl is just in my head. She isn't real. I CAN fuck this one and be happy. THANK YOU REAL LIFE GIRL FOR SAVING MY POOR, EXAUSTED HAND FROM THAT EVIL IMAGINARY FINAL FANTASY BITCH HOTTIE! DAMN HER!! DAMN HER TO HEEELLLL!!!"
Or don't. ^shrug^
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psy·ci·zo(sï´ kîzö) n
1. A combination of < psycho > and < schizophrenia >.
2. The point at which schizophrenia makes you go insane.
*sigh*
/me shakes head at newbie
Stop raining on our parade. Gah.
What's with this place.. more idiots than there used to be.
hehe
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Originally posted by solid:
...
*sigh*
/me shakes head at newbieStop raining on our parade. Gah.
What's with this place.. more idiots than there used to be.
WOW...you just excited me.
Must go play with self now.
Thanks for the show of manhood...I feel complete now.
*MUWAH*
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
im curious as to her a/s/l myself
hehe
23
VERY female
and
<-- Memphrica TN USofFuckingA Baby
any other questions?
This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on July 14, 2001 at 09:12 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Psycizo:
LOL
glad to see I made someone smile...regardless of the means to the end.
This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on July 14, 2001 at 09:15 PM
"Hello. Come again. Come again. Stay... stay awile. Stick around awhile. Stick around as long as you can. Heven help you. God help you. Jesus help you. Everybody else help you. Everybody... everybody make happy. Make everybody happy. Be a comedian. Heh."
-Uncle Bill
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
If so, classroom - Post your pics 2
post it!
this week and I'll see about
fulfilling that request Slate.
I'm honestly just too fucking
tired at the moment. But given
I remember, I won't welch.
This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on July 15, 2001 at 03:21 AM
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
im curious as to her a/s/l myself
hehe
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No.. that wasn't it..
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
:/No.. that wasn't it..
my turn to be confused...
Huh?
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Originally posted by solid:
:/No.. that wasn't it..
I concur.
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
:/No.. that wasn't it..
ill third that notion.
well, at least shes a chick, right?
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
Nevermind then.
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
...That poon can be...
she said poon...
i wouldn't go around here telling everyone your from TN, they don't like rednecks here
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
WOW...you just excited me.
Must go play with self now.
Thanks for the show of manhood...I feel complete now.
*MUWAH*
I think I'm in love...
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Originally posted by pengu1nn:
she said poon...i wouldn't go around here telling everyone your from TN, they don't like rednecks here
They don't seem to mind this one...and I'm from FLORIDA anyway Rocket. Not originally from TN.
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Originally posted by Vulu:
I think I'm in love...
Thanks Vulu...since Solid couldn't keep it solid maybe you can luv me *ooo*ooo*
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Originally posted by pengu1nn:
ahh, you mean you move [b]to TN and not from it?NASA[/B]
Yah...amazing what some people will do for love huh?
Anyway...too many bugs and too much humidity in FL. I hate hot weather. (Not like Memphis summers aren't vicious or anything...but not as humid so it's a little better.) Plus...NW FL has virtually NO jobs and the ones there suck and pay jack shit. I refuse to work in the tourism industry, health care industry, or for the military/government. I've seen the workings of all of them too much for my liking via peoples close to me. I'm happy whoring for the customer service industry right this minute making more $$ and doing less than I ever did physically busting my ass for a fucking corporation. But then again ... who doesn't prefer that?
This leaves three possible endings to every person I meet on the job:
a)They die. This is a shame, and I don't know how well I'll be able to deal with it, but life goes on for me at least.
b)They live! Yay! I saved their life, all your lives are belong to us.
c)They live and sue me for bullshit. Oh well, this is why you get certified. So people try and fail miserably.
What was I talking about/ Oh yes, customer service is the pits 
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Delusions of Grandeur? I am Grand!
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Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
They don't seem to mind this one...and I'm from FLORIDA anyway Rocket. Not originally from TN.
ahh, you mean you move to TN and not from it?
NASA
the only cool thing about working for the military could be if you were a drill sergent (sp?) and go to boss young recuits around.
"GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MOMMAS BOY SLACKER!"
...something like that....
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
This message has been edited by PersonGuy on July 20, 2001 at 12:33 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
im 3v1l..... mw4h h4w h4w.....the only cool thing about working for the military could be if you were a drill sergent (sp?) and go to boss young recuits around.
"GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MOMMAS BOY SLACKER!"
...something like that....
BUROMISAN DRILL SEARGENT! w00t!
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
oh great I've been officially deemed evil by cr0bar himself
It's okay, you're in good company. It's also possible to work for an evil system without actually being evil, but then you're only neutral. To be good, you'd have to be bringing the place down from the inside, which I think would be a whole lot more fun anyway.
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
It's okay, you're in good company. It's also possible to work for an evil system without actually being evil, but then you're only neutral. To be good, you'd have to be bringing the place down from the inside, which I think would be a whole lot more fun anyway.
you been listening to rage against the machine?
sounds like "know your enemy"
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
They're both evil. I don't mean that in a conspiracy theory sort of way. They're both quite forthcoming about it. I have different standards for evil than most people.
I concur. I'm not a revolutionary, I'm not a radical, but I think my own thoughts, I live my own life, and there is legislation in place in my country to make sure that should I go against the grain, I will be put away for a long time.
I'm from the United Kingdom.
We have the Criminal Justice Act.
We have the Regulation of Investigatary Powers Act.
We have the amendment to the Terrorism Act.
Yes, Capitalism sucks sometimes.
All your freedom are belong to us.
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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
Thanks Vulu...since Solid couldn't keep it solid maybe you can luv me *ooo*ooo*
...I'm not even going to touch that subject.
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What he said...
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
It's okay, you're in good company. It's also possible to work for an evil system without actually being evil, but then you're only neutral. To be good, you'd have to be bringing the place down from the inside, which I think would be a whole lot more fun anyway.
well considering how much they pay me and the lack of work that i do and the fact that i distract others for help...hmm
oh yeah and i can't wait for the chris cornell/ratm band i'm sure that will sound l33t
quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
you been listening to rage against the machine?
sounds like "know your enemy"
...still in a room without a view!
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
No comment.
Figures.
(Actually that's the only tip)
Remember there are plenty out there, you will like 1 in 4 and 1 in 10 will like you!
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psy·ci·zo(sï´ kîzö) n
1. A combination of < psycho > and < schizophrenia >.
2. The point at which schizophrenia makes you go insane.
The topic just really, really shifted off when PTL damned the "FF hottie chick" to hell...
This message has been edited by solid on July 24, 2001 at 06:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
*ahem* I don't need a tip, I need head. *ahem*
You need more than that apparantly...
This message has been edited by Vulu on July 26, 2001 at 01:27 PM