Topic: Types of Girls
started by: MattimeoZ80
1. Girls who want boyfriends just for aesthetic appeal, they don't really care about the guy, and the relationships usually don't last more than 2 weeks because they're not really relationships.
2. Girls who really care about the guy, but because they have had not-so-great boyfriends in the past and have gotten burned, they don't speak their mind all the time, and consequently if something bothers them they'll keep quiet until they can't stand it any longer and will procede to drop the bomb on the unsuspecting guy.
3. Girls who really care about the guy, that tell him everything, that basically make the guy their best friend and then add the relationship stuff on top of it.
Now ideally everyone prolly wants a 3. 1's are easy enough to spot, but 2's are pretty hard. With a 2, everything might seem ok... you can even ask, and they'll lie right to your face. However they can't help it, and that's what sucks so much about this. They're not consciously trying to put their guys through hell, but it's what happens.
Ok, I bet the reason I'm writing this is pretty obvious. Maybe it should have gone in the rant section, BUT, let's see if we can find any way to deal with the 2's. First of all, it doesn't make any sense. I mean eventually you can tell that something's bothering them... by then it's too late. So you can either ask before it becomes obvious and get a "everything's fine" or wait until something gets too far and then it's too late. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COPE WITH THIS!? Girls are SO COMPLICATED! Gah, maybe this is the only time I'd want to be a girl instead.
One more note, the lying thing. I don't get it... let's say boy likes girl. For example, boy thinks there are too many taxes, girl doesn't. Girl says she doesn't care if boy thinks differently than her on this. Thats fine, the boy doesn't either because taxes have nothing to do with their relationship. Girl is type 2, so for some reason eventually the way boy thinks about taxes gets to her. She just waits, doesn't say anything about it. So then 2 weeks down the road she can't take it anymore, and drops the bomb on boy, who is completely unsuspecting and pretty much does a double take wondering "did i miss something or were we just making out two hours ago..." Sigh.
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
If all guys want to have a 3... how is it possible that a 3 girl doesn't have a boyfriend?
Well, see, that's the thing--Matt forgot to mention that not only are "Type 3 Girls" the most desired, they are already married or something. 
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
If all guys want to have a 3... how is it possible that a 3 girl doesn't have a boyfriend?
Easy, all the guys around you are type 1 
quote:One more note, the lying thing. I don't get it... let's say boy likes girl. For example, boy thinks there are too many taxes, girl doesn't. Girl says she doesn't care if boy thinks differently than her on this. Thats fine, the boy doesn't either because taxes have nothing to do with their relationship. Girl is type 2, so for some reason eventually the way boy thinks about taxes gets to her. She just waits, doesn't say anything about it. So then 2 weeks down the road she can't take it anymore, and drops the bomb on boy, who is completely unsuspecting and pretty much does a double take wondering "did i miss something or were we just making out two hours ago..." Sigh.
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Two words, Drama Queen....
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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality
You forgot one
THE FLAMING HELL BITCHES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THEY ARE A TYPE 3 AND ARE REALLY JUST THERE TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF YOU AND RIP YOUR SOUL TO LITTLE TINY PIECES AND THEN STOMP ON THEM.
<fucking cunt, no wonder im still fucked up....>
Sorry, i have issues
Lots of issues
Someone want to direct me to the nearest bell tower?
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
i'll never understand girls at all. any suggestions from girls on how to approach someone that's really confused, ie. ^ in my post would be appreciated
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heh.
I know, it's mean.
There's also the "I don't know what I want because I like to play games with your heads and make you stupid little pricks all confused because I can!" type.
And finally, probably not the last one though, the "You're my friend. I want you to screw me. You must keep it in your pants because you are my friend. I am nekkid for you." and so on.
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Originally posted by [liquid] meta:
I think that it has to do with trying to get with one of them that causes us to not understand them because I know 2 bisexual girls; they don't understand women either.
Hehe.. Do you do them?
Do they do each other?
Do you watch?
You got pics of them?
Got pics of them doing each other?
I want a webcam address...
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David AKA Psycizo AKA The_loser
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psy·ci·zo(sï´ kîzö) n
1. A combination of < psycho > and < schizophrenia >.
2. The point at which schizophrenia makes you go insane.
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
If all guys want to have a 3... how is it possible that a 3 girl doesn't have a boyfriend?
One that got dumped by her boyfriend, even after they had sex!... Then she doesn't go out for a month, and the next guy that becomes close friends w/ her becomes her b/f.
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psy·ci·zo(sï´ kîzö) n
1. A combination of < psycho > and < schizophrenia >.
2. The point at which schizophrenia makes you go insane.
This message has been edited by Psycizo on July 14, 2001 at 02:43 AM
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Originally posted by [liquid] meta:
I think that it has to do with trying to get with one of them that causes us to not understand them because I know 2 bisexual girls; they don't understand women either.
I know a few Bi's, they make good friends
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psy·ci·zo(sï´ kîzö) n
1. A combination of < psycho > and < schizophrenia >.
2. The point at which schizophrenia makes you go insane.
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
Hehe.. Do you do them?
Do they do each other?
Do you watch?
You got pics of them?
Got pics of them doing each other?
that's just wrong and I don't even want to think about them doing it.
quote:
Originally posted by [liquid] meta:
that's just wrong and I don't even want to think about them doing it.
are you gay?
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Originally posted by incubus:
either that or he's a [b]decent human being *shudder*, dont wanna even think about that possibility...[/B]
i'd shudder along with you, but then I'd have the fear of being gay. No, Im not homophobic, I just don't want to be gay.
Now aren't ya really worried?
MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!
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Originally posted by LiNeY:
Pickle Therapy Lady... maybe you, as a woman, behave like that. But please keep in mind that there actually are girls who are easy to deal with, and that there actually are guys who don't like to be scared away by a lam0r's analysis of the female psyche.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hon, I'm happily married and try my damnedst personally to be someone that my husband WANTS to get old with. I try VERY hard to improve my personal faults and have actually gone on antidepressants due to the impact that recent depression has placed on my marriage and on my husband. I was playing. Men think there is a simple answer for "us" when they ask the kinds of questions that they have in this thread. They aren't understanding that there ISN'T a 1 sentence definition to the female mental state. I hope this leaves you with a more suited impression of how I feel about the female gender Lin. Sorry that it came across as being that serious. 
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Originally posted by SLATE:
i'd shudder along with you, but then I'd have the fear of being gay. No, Im not homophobic, I just don't want to be gay.
Just take LLAdamC's Gay Apptitude Test
Give yourself points according to the scale below:
-If you know the difference between eyeliner and mascara: +2 points
-For every Broadway show tune you know the words to: +3 points
-For each of those that is by Stephen Sondheim: +10 points
-If you've ever pronounced that word 'vase' as 'vahz': +5 points
-If you know the difference between taupe and mauve: +5 points
-If you can pronounce taupe and mauve: +10 points
-An Erasure concert ticket stub on your dresser: +15 points
-If you know what a tea cozy is: +3 points
-For each cardigan sweater in you closet: +5 points
-For each argyle sweater vest: +10 points
-If you've ever gotten a professional massage that didn't involve an Asian woman and a handjob: +10 points
-If you've ever taken a "me" day: +15 points
-If you've ever paid more than Ű for a haircut: +5 points
-For each scented candle you own: +5 points
-For each scented candle that smells like a guy's ass: +20 points
-If you own a mastache comb: +5 points
-If you've ever seated, or even lightly perspired, to "The Oldies": +10 points
-For every pair of shoes you own with a buckle: +2 points
-For ever pair of shoes you own with tassels: +3 points
-If you've named your penis: -5 points
-If you've named your roommat's penis: +15 points
-If you purchase underpants in quantities smaller than the Big Value 14-pair Chubpack: +5 points
-If you purchase underpants with buckles or tassels: +10 points
-If you're into aromatherapy: +5 points
-If you think aromatherapy means farting in a sleeping bad: -10 points
Scoring:
0-20: Gun buddies with Charlton Heston.
21-40: Ready to cruise Hollywood Boulevard with Hugh Grant.
41-60: Ready to cruise Hollywood Boulevard with Eddie Murphy.
61-80: Regular patron of Liberace Museum in Las Vegas.
81-100: You make Harvey Fierstein look butch.
I scored a 17, but I think the Ű hair cut is unfair at today's prices...
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
I scored a 17, but I think the Ű hair cut is unfair at today's prices...
So is the 1 about naming your own penis. I've known too many VERY straight guys who named theirs but more for the generally non-thought-required sort of humor that good old fashioned belching and farting contests require. I'd say they were gay too if they were naming their ROOMMATE'S penis as well.
This quiz otherwise made me quite proud of myself...I didn't know what the hell some of the shit was on that thing (exact showtune refs, material for "gay" clothes, etc.) I'd be embarrassed if I knew THAT stuff. And being of the boobed variety...I guess that's supposed to be acceptable.
...no thanks...
*shiver*
The Lesbian Aptitude Test
-If you drive an El Camino: +3 points
-If it has a lumber rack: +10 points
-For each pair of Birkenstocks in your closet: +10 points
-For each pair of steel-toed boots: +15 points
-If you've ever uttered the phrase "My friends call me Dutch": +15 points
-For each dog you own: +5 points
-If you breed Dobermans, mastiffs, or Rottweilers: +15 points
-If you own a tennis racket autographed by Martina Navratilova: +10 points
-If you ever quit your job to join the pro bowling tour: +10 points
-If you own a Snap-On Tools catalog: +5 points
-If you need to replace it more than twice a year: +10 points
-If you need to replace it monthly: +15 points
-If you refer to pants as dungarees: +5 points
-If the knees of your dungarees are reinforced: +15 points
-If you sport either of these hairdoes: a fade or a mullet: +10 points
-If your friends call you Mr. Goodwrench: +10 points
-If you di it with one hand on your Harley's handlebars on the freeway: +25 points
-If you've ever done any stage-diving: +5 points
-If you did your stage-diving at Lilith Fair: +10 points
0-20: Singing in the choir with Amy Grant and MArie Osmond.
21-40: Woodworking with Martha Stwart.
41-60: Starting to make Roseanne look feminine.
61-80: Lobbying with Chastity Bono.
61-80: Ellen DeGeneres considers you radical.
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-< PersonGuy >
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
(BTW, it's MINUS points for naming your penis) BAH!
DOH!...Ok...it's clear that reading that original quiz for the guys was a terrible attempt at waking my ass up...at least I know that I can reassure you PG that I'm not a "dike" since I'm not singing in the choir...I'm the freaking preacher.
I scored a big fat 0.
I'm just a redneck...that's the explaination for my crassness factor.
This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on July 15, 2001 at 10:21 AM
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
yes and what sucks is that women totally understand us, just not the other way around.
We do?!? Well, damn, I'd better go back to woman school, cuz if we're supposed to understand guys then I must have missed something! Prolly while I was spending too much time studying and practicing for the class on how to have good sex.
Oh, and I find it amusing that a friend of mine who is bi only scored a 10 on the lesbian aptitute test for a pair of Birkenstocks.
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Originally posted by SLATE:
they are prob to young for you, wolf :P
fine, give me the address they day they are both 18+
Im not old, Its called experience. I have forgotten more about pleasing a woman then you will ever know. Problem is, the older you get the more you know and the less your equipment works. Oh well, my toungue still works as good or better than a 18 yearold lesbian's and i can breathe through my ears
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quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
WOW! Wolfguard....I'm speechless (rare occurance). God bless the stamina of the next female you lay tongue to.
I solute you!
Yeah, Mrs. Wolfguard has been known to say things like "Shit, Shit, Stop, i can't take anymore. Please stop. STOP!!!!"
I tend not to listen most of the time
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This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on July 15, 2001 at 04:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
yes and what sucks is that women totally understand us, just not the other way around.
I agree with nautalis... in general I think they don't. The frustraiting part is that it's EASY to understand us, they just make it complicated.
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"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
-< PersonGuy >
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Oh well, my toungue still works as good or better than a 18 yearold lesbian's and i can breathe through my ears
WOW! Wolfguard....I'm speechless (rare occurance). God bless the stamina of the next female you lay tongue to.
I solute you!
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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Yeah, Mrs. Wolfguard has been known to say things like "Shit, Shit, Stop, i can't take anymore. Please stop. STOP!!!!"I tend not to listen most of the time
LOL...very good of you. You've figured out that "stop" in that circumstance doesn't mean a damn thing but "DON'T stop."
Lucky woman it sounds like
Wolf, am I pulling this outta my ass or am I correct?
there was the mistake i WAS married to and the EVIL BITCH FROM HELL THAT SHOULD DIE A HORIBLE DEATH AT MY HANDS SO I CAN SEND HER BACK TO THE HELL SHE CAME FROM.
But, thats it, this one is a keeper
How do i know? I look around at a room full of happly humming computers and combat robot parts and think "how does she put up with me?"
That and the sex is still out-fucking-standing after 3 years and does not look like its slowing down at all!
So yes, your talking out your ass
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quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Nope, still married to this onethere was the mistake i WAS married to and the EVIL BITCH FROM HELL THAT SHOULD DIE A HORIBLE DEATH AT MY HANDS SO I CAN SEND HER BACK TO THE HELL SHE CAME FROM.
But, thats it, this one is a keeper
How do i know? I look around at a room full of happly humming computers and combat robot parts and think "how does she put up with me?"
That and the sex is still out-fucking-standing after 3 years and does not look like its slowing down at all!
So yes, your talking out your ass
Rock on Wolfie!
That thrills me to hear you're happy and she's putting up wit yo crap! Tuff chickie...I can relate ... my hubby's thing is cars. We own more cars at 23 and 24 than anyone not advertising to be a junkyard or car dealership so I can relate. And if the relationship is good ... so is the sex. Seen it happen. Congrats Big Man
quote:
We own more cars at 23 and 24 than anyone not advertising to be a junkyard or car dealership so I can relate.
You got a VW Bus I could buy off of you? A friend and I need it for a...project...no, really, we do
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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Pickle Therapy Lady... maybe you, as a woman, behave like that. But please keep in mind that there actually are girls who are easy to deal with, and that there actually are guys who don't like to be scared away by a lam0r's analysis of the female psyche.
i concure. i'm fall under type3. and i'm SINGLE! problem with me, is that i think like a guy. all my friends are guys. and my friends see me as one of the guys.
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quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
If those photos you posted elsewhere are at all accurate, I can 100\% guaran-fucking-tee that they do not see you as "one of the guys."
k...let me restate what i was saying. they see me as a hot chick. but they treat me like one of the guys.
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quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
If those photos you posted elsewhere are at all accurate, I can 100\% guaran-fucking-tee that they do not see you as "one of the guys."
k...let me restate what i was saying. they see me as a hot chick (not to sound conceited). but they treat me like one of the guys.
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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.
Use the edit button instead of posting again.
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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."
Most of my friends are guys too (engineering major - kinda inevitable), and we trash talk to high heaven, shout out the famous chet pussy thang, and have the most horrid conversations in the metalshop often involving the nuts and screws ... it's like having a hella lot of brothers ... and by that time, you'd hate to mess up the friendship and all ... bleh.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
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Originally posted by Nikita:
One of the drawbacks of being viewed as a hot/cute chick is that some guys think that you're out of their league or that you're most likely taken.Most of my friends are guys too (engineering major - kinda inevitable), and we trash talk to high heaven, shout out the famous chet pussy thang, and have the most horrid conversations in the metalshop often involving the nuts and screws ... it's like having a hella lot of brothers ... and by that time, you'd hate to mess up the friendship and all ... bleh.
i hear ya sista...i know exactly what u mean.
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This message has been edited by aznangl on July 31, 2001 at 09:33 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
k. Let me restate what has been said here again and again.[b]Use the edit button instead of posting again.
[/B]
MAH BAD!
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quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
k. Let me restate what has been said here again and again.[b]Use the edit button instead of posting again.
[/B]
DKB. Stealing extra posts since oct 2000
well u cant be sure people havent posted while ur editing and therefore u run the risk of people missing your comment all together
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quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
i just need to get laid
Good Call.
I scored 7 on the gay aptitude test, but scored 31\% on thespark.com's gay test!
At least I'm less gay than most males, according to Thespark.com
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Just take LLAdamC's [b]Gay Apptitude TestGive yourself points according to the scale below:
-If you've ever pronounced that word 'vase' as 'vahz': +5 points
-If you know what a tea cozy is: +3 points
[/B]
erm... some of us do, in fact, a) come from countries where 'vase' is pronounced correctly (and saying 'Vayz' gets you a really odd look) and b) have grandmothers who used to use tea cozies.
T
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Vi Forever! (or at least till you figure out how to quit..)
quote:
Originally posted by aznangl:
k...let me restate what i was saying. they see me as a hot chick (not to sound conceited). but they treat me like one of the guys.
You don't have a bf because you don't want one. There are several decent guys that either tried and got dist, you never noticed, messed up a long time ago and your mind is still remembering it and can't let go or you nitpick waaay to much and so pass them up. Let me repeat, you could have had a decent guy if you wanted but now it is YOUR messup, not the guys around you.
Let me bring back a discussion from the rant section I believe about girls needing to ask guys. If you asked, several of the guys you hang(ed) out with would have(will) said yes.
<end fumes of maddness from ears>
Demonk would probly atest to all of this.
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If more people thought like me, the world would be a much better place. Either that or we would just kill each other, hmmm.....
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~Wine me. Dine me. 1000101 me.
For all we know about South Africa: Almish wear thin mustaches and gays have 'stachless beards!! And WTF is a tea cozy??? It sounds like some sort of small dinning room with soft furnature...
Finally the point of the quiz wasn't to slap GAY on anyone who picked up a couple points. You have to get ALOT of points before it really means anything.
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-< PersonGuy >
quote:
Originally posted by aznangl:
i concure. i'm fall under type3. and i'm SINGLE! problem with me, is that i think like a guy. all my friends are guys. and my friends see me as one of the guys.
*peer*
Do I know you?
Probably not, but you sound just like someone i know. I think she's said those exact words...