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Topic: Maybe you can help!
started by: Ozymandias

Posted by Ozymandias on Oct. 31 2000,18:05

I have a twelve foot long penis! It is very uncomfortable and awkward in most situation!

I know most of you can help, since, as we all know: All male detnetters (and probably a few females) have MASSIVE PENISES! This has been evidenced in many threads. Well, thank you all my friends with freakishly disproportioned penises!

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Posted by askheaves on Oct. 31 2000,20:47

quote:
Originally posted by Ozymandias:
I have a twelve foot long penis! It is very uncomfortable and awkward in most situation!

Yes, I understand. With my 13 foot penis, I usually just wrap it around my body several times. Then, I tie the end into a little knot to hold it in place. The only problem comes when a hot chick walks by (as all of us male detnetters are very horny). At that point, I get a 72 foot erection, and it's just a little too tough to hide.
My advice, get it circumsized... then it'll only look 11'11". Have a nice day!

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"My name is John Johnson but everyone knows me as Vickie."

Posted by directhex on Nov. 01 2000,19:22

w00t!

best laugh i've had all day.

well done.

--directhex

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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm

Posted by Frankus on Nov. 02 2000,00:47

Well I cant say mine is 12 feet, but for me, it works well if I just tuck it into my sock. Unfortunately, if a hot girl comes by, this usually causes me to kick her, and if shes too far away then my erection usually shoots my shoe far enough to get her.

This message has been edited by Frankus on November 01, 2000 at 07:48 PM

Posted by reman on Nov. 02 2000,02:21

why do you think all the guys have big dicks? i always assumed it was guys making up for 3inch weiners!

<announcer>we have a weiner</announcer>
<other announcer>hot dog!</other announcer>

regards, reman

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They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

Posted by askheaves on Nov. 02 2000,02:32

quote:
Originally posted by reman:
why do you think all the guys have big dicks? i always assumed it was guys making up for 3inch weiners!
<announcer>we have a weiner</announcer>
<other announcer>hot dog!</other announcer>
regards, reman

Look, little penis man. You may be packing slightly under a foot, but us dozens of foot folks have a real problem that mocking us won't help. So either tell us about your 14 foot penis, or go away and whack it with your hands (because you can reach the end of it).

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"My name is John Johnson but everyone knows me as Vickie."

Posted by Blain on Nov. 02 2000,02:35

Mine kept me from being able to play spots in high school; ever try to run while using a football helmet as a cup?

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Of course, that’s just my opinion; I could be wrong. -Dennis Miller