Topic: I want a hot bowl of Cristina Agulera
started by: Lordbrandon
Or mabye i'm missing something...ah thats it my brain...yes now where did i last put it.
Christines more saucy than britney so i'd definitely go for her anytime, hell we all want both at once don't we?!
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"there'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully some sex" - Ace Rimmer
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"Blue elf has shot the food!"
they're both over-indulged plastic brats with no brain and a ton of makeup. then again, if you just want a warm body to masturbate into, i guess they'd be good for it.
i just don't understand the appeal. then again, they have been mass-marketed as stupid sluts.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
I sounded like a damn 12 year old didn't i:
Yeah i wanna have sex with britney spears cos shes like a girl hehe. bollox!
thats what happens when you flicking between porn pages and shit i guess
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Originally posted by kuru:
why would you want either of them?they're both over-indulged plastic brats with no brain and a ton of makeup. then again, if you just want a warm body to masturbate into, i guess they'd be good for it.
Yeah! Go kuru! I really don't understand who would go for all these anorexic, mindless, fake girls who think they can't be attractive unless they've spent hours choosing the perfect clothes, putting on all sorts of makeup, etc. Personally I've never even felt interested in that sort of girl. Anyone who dresses / acts / looks like that is saying two things about themself: that they believe physical appearance is all that matters, and that they're so insecure that they are afraid to be seen without a cosmetic mask to hide behind.
I'm not saying that you shouldn't be worried about your appearance; however, there's a difference between taking the time to look presentable (clean clothes, combed hair, etc.) and obsessing about looking perfect.
This message has been edited by Michael on October 25, 2000 at 06:35 PM
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
combed hair? clean clothes? bah! put on what doesnt reek and let your hair fall where it may. its all good.
Your physical appearance reflects your respect for yourself and for those around you. So you should put at least some effort into looking good. Then again, it's perfectly valid to make a statement about your lack of concern with physical attractiveness... I suppose it just depends on what group you're trying to appeal to or fit in with.
that dirty fucking whore... ick
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blah, i wouldnt TOUCH that skank.
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i dont know why you guys are being so harsh.
she seems like a perfectly amiable girl,shes a talented singer and dancer, shes very beautyful and has alot of style. I mean what else do you want from a pop star?
As for them being stupid. They may not be well versed in history and science, but they certainly dont't seem overly stupid, not compared to people I deal with every day. and come on, they're entertainers.
and any other guy here, if you were in a bar or at school or work or whatever, and cristina agulera came on to you, and if you say you'd turn her down. YOU'RE A DAMM LIAR!
This message has been edited by Lordbrandon on October 27, 2000 at 12:13 PM
on the matter of whether or not they're good looking: NO!!! HELL NO!! absolutely not. i mean, i guess if you like that fake look... if you like fucking someone different than you'd wake up next to... and no, i wouldn't fuck either of them. ever. they're so damn nasty. tho, i think i'd make it a point to never fuck any popular media icon. too much risk of diseases and other nasty shit. ugh...
i'm gonna go puke now...
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brodie
Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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Sure, there are probably some guys out there who think that looking like a walking skeleton is attractive. But they are vastly in the minority.
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Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
any other guy here, if you were in a bar or at school or work or whatever, and cristina agulera came on to you, and if you say you'd turn her down. YOU'RE A DAMM LIAR!
i agree.
those aren't the kinds of girls i would spend the rest of my life with, but i would still fuck them a time or three(or four).
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Originally posted by brodie
what kind of role model is that to young girls? they are portraying the message that unless you are skinny, and beautiful, you won't ever be anything.... and you should do anything to get that way if you aren't.
that sounds like anything on tv to me. have you ever seen a fat chick in a makeup commerical?
well i guess fat people are good for food commericals, the way i see it is if they are fat then they must know their foods pretty good, or have bad motabolism (no i don't have any problems with fat people, most of my family is "big boned")
This message has been edited by pengu1nn on October 27, 2000 at 09:11 AM
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Originally posted by kuru:
if you just want a warm body to masturbate into, i guess they'd be good for it.
God damn, Kuru, you just made them sound even BETTER... a way to bide the time until a real woman comes along...
Listen up! I demand MORE mass-manufactured warm bodies to masturbate into! My hand is cool and everything, but if they cloned Christina Aguilera and sold her at the local adult store, I'd buy one for me and my girlfriend to play with.
Wow. Um, I have to go now.
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oh, dear. Based on looks alone, that's not a bad pic. I think it's mostly because she got the fireplace soot out of her eyes.
Heheh, here's a website that actually has some good looking celebrity fakes that are good for a laugh or two, unless you intend to choke el chubacabra -
< http://www.fredd38.com >
britney spears on the other hand...
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Originally posted by askheaves:
oh, dear. Based on looks alone, that's not a bad pic. I think it's mostly because she got the fireplace soot out of her eyes.
Shit, if you call that ugly ^ maby you really like men.
This message has been edited by Lordbrandon on October 29, 2000 at 01:57 PM
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Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
Shit, if you call that ugly ^ maby you really like men.
Well, I definately can't call that ugly, no.
Still, the question that I find myself asking is if that pretty face has any sort of intelligent mind behind it as well, or if it's all just makeup and plastic surgery. After all, you can practically go out and buy an attractive body these days, but it's your mind that really defines who you are.
*stares at the picture for a few more seconds*
Are those real?
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Originally posted by Michael:
Still, the question that I find myself asking is if that pretty face has any sort of intelligent mind behind it as well, or if it's all just makeup and plastic surgery.
I could be wrong but I believe the thread was based on “I want to have sex with Cristina Agulera” not ”I want to have a deep and meaningful discussion with Cristina Agulera”
Sex can be random, meaningless, and in this case, extremely gratifying 
Note: I would guess that that beautiful face has little or no intelligence behind it. I once heard an interview with Britney Spears and the whole thing sounded a little like this: “TOTALLY, like, my friends and I LOVE to go shopping. It’s like, SO cool and stuff.” (no, I am not lying or being sarcastic)
Of course they are two different people but...are they really *that* different?
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Originally posted by Michael:
or if it's all just makeup and plastic surgery. After all, you can practically go out and buy an attractive body these days, but it's your mind that really defines who you are.*stares at the picture for a few more seconds*
Are those real?
How hard is it to believe that somebody could be that wonderful looking naturally? Some people, as Dennis Miller would put it, hit the pick-6 in the genetic lottery. Welcome to the six-sigma of human genetics.
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Amber Valenta: The most perfect human being to ever exist.
Cameron Richardson: The second most perfect human being to ever exist:
Drool over those two before Christina
This message has been edited by Lordbrandon on October 30, 2000 at 11:07 AM
come on, u gotta wanna fux0r that
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This message has been edited by fatbitch on October 30, 2000 at 03:40 AM
take off the makeup.
wash the gel, mousse and hair spray out.
remove the breast implants.
switch the wonder-bra for the 18-hour bra.
trade in the expensive clothes for old sweats and a t-shirt.
these things are just window dressing. when you've removed all of that, when you've taken away the four to six hours she spends makeup artists and hair stylists before the photo shoot, and the retouching of the photographs. when she doesn't have access to tailor made clothes and a wardrobe person to tape, glue, and sew her into them, see if you still call them the most perfect human beings ever made.
decide if they're still worth your time. but what you see isn't a human being, those aren't girls. they're canvases that some really talented artists have painted on, photographed, and airbrushed. pictures can be perfect in ways no real woman ever could. but just remember, 2 dimensional women lack depth.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
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Originally posted by kuru:
trade in the expensive clothes for old sweats and a t-shirt.
IMHO this is the true test of beauty. If she looks good dressed like that at 8am on a sunday morning you are either in love or you are truely in the same room with a goddess. Then again, if your in love with her you will feel this way anyway.
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and i don't see how anyone could've 'found' or 'discovered' someone they've never met. because until you've actually talked to that person, especially before their first cup of coffee, you don't really know 'em. regardless of age, christina ricci is to all of us a 2 dimensional image.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
You feel the appeal of these airbrushed images is a bit superficial, but so is the whole mechanism of choosing mates anyway.
Wasting our time on these images of "female perfection". I looked at those pictures for approximately 4 seconds each in total, and i do not really believe this is a significant portion of my life, it's certainly not more than I would without realising spend assessing people that walk into a room.
btw, you know perfectly well what i meant by 'found' and are just being difficult
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he scratches his ass, burps and farts, and i'll never meet him so none of that matters.
i'll just look at the pictures and think 'he's a hot guy' and stick to kissing the cheeks of the guys nice enough to buy me a drink or roll me a cigarette at the pub.
and yes, i actually do kiss my guy friends on the cheek when they do those things. i also have no problem picking up a round of drinks for them.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
Whew... ok, now rationally... Who is an atractive woman? And that's not a sarcastic kuru-itus, I just really wonder what you think. As far as I've ever heard from you (in SEVERAL threads), any woman that anyone calls attractive is just plowed with make-up or something.
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kuru, i dont belive she had that much makeup and "addons" in casper (1995 i think, she was 15 or 16) and thats where i found her. so ner
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i know the feeling brodie, but we are losing sight of the original topic
i dunno if i would like a hot bowl of miss aguilera, though i would certainly not mind her body for an evening, at night so i wouldnt have to look at that face hmm...
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It's the difference between 'a quick fuck' (perfectly acceptable in my mind if one is not dating) and 'a relationship' (acceptable as well).
Why is sex such a gaurded thing?
Religion.
I don't believe in god.
So sue me.
Ha.
How do you like dem apples?
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
are they green?
granny smith?
i agree with RenegadeSnark. (i think i already said something along those lines earlier in this post)
we all stink in the morning, we all look like shit in the morning so who gives a shit?
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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
IMHO this is the true test of beauty. If she looks good dressed like that at 8am on a sunday morning you are either in love or you are truely in the same room with a goddess. Then again, if your in love with her you will feel this way anyway.
SAP ALERT!!!
<sappy>
how true! i've only slept (truly slept, not "slept" = sex) with my gf (hopefully future wife) about 6 or 7 times, but every time i wake up next to her, she's asleep, and i love to just lay there and stare at her. she hates it, but i love it. she looks so good. i just love her. so to me, she's the most beautiful person i know. personality, to me, makes up over 50\% of what makes a person beautiful. if a girl is good looking, but she's a bitch, she's 10 times uglier than the homely looking girl who's personable and friendly. and since my gf isn't homely or bitchy, AND i know her on an intimate level, she that much more sexier. to me anyway...
</sappy>
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brodie
Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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damn. I bet that woman is beautiful even without the makeup. It's her eyes... I can't stop looking at her eyes... I've wanted her ever since she was Wednesday Aadams (I was about 14 when that movie came out so don't go thinking I'm into little girls 
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Put Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon naked in a room with me and I would be a VERY happy man...
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Originally posted by pengu1nn:
we all stink in the morning, we all look like shit in the morning so who gives a shit?
I have known some people who look very good in the morning, or just about at any time for that matter, and it's becasue they <major sap alert> have a sort of beauty that is deeper than just physical appearance. I don't even know how to explain this... It's like, you look at them and it just sort of hits you like a knife. People who look good no matter what because you're looking at them and you're seeing... them, not their body. I can't even explain it. But none of those celebrity pics do that for me. I feel like laughing or crying or something just trying to explain it. They're all a thousand miles away now... And I've got these pictures just burned into my mind... They're all good friends of mine, people that I trust and have trusted for a long time. There's this one girl, I keep thinking I see her face in the corner of my eye... I care so much about these people. And it's not about sex, I hardly think about that, there is more to attraction than just physical attraction... Do you understand what it means to care about someone, to really, really care, not just think they look good, but to know who they are and care that life goes well for them? In middle school and high school there were girls I was infatuated with, they all looked beautiful to me, and I've forgotten all of them now, but there are three girls in my life that I have seen as a person, not as a body, and even if I never dated them and probably never will, they just mean something to me, and will always be good friends of mine. I just care so much about so many people, really care about them without wanting something from them, and it seems like not enough people are like that these days...
i agree damien, except for that period she went through when she gained a lot of weight, she does look very nice without makeup
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quote:
Originally posted by Michael:
I got up from writing that and my legs would barely support me.
er, that means you've been sitting down for too long, dude... I want you to take 15 minute breaks every hour.
But yeah, there are some women out there I really care about. I lived with one for six months after she broke up with her asshole boyfriend and kicked him out of her house. It was kind of a bad situation, because both kind of wanted a relationship with each other but she was still trying to get over her ex... and then she went back to him becuase he basically got down on his knees and begged for forgiveness... man, I don't know how many times I yelled at her saying "I don't give a shit if you're with me or not, but DO NOT GO BACK TO HIM!!!!!!! He'll be nice for a month or two, just as long as it takes for him to be certain he 'has' you again, and he'll go right back to his old ways, and that would break my heart."
Sure enough that's what happened. Man, it sucks. Fortunately I met a new woman who's good enough to listen to me when I get upset about that situation (only happened maybe 3 mos ago) and not go on some sort of jealousy trip...
As far as appearances go... the woman I lived with was 5' 2", 160lbs. Not exactly a supermodel. But she is one of the most beautiful women I've ever known... as is my new lady, who is 5' 3", 120lbs, and DOES look like a supermodel.
Here is a weird thing : women who are gorgeous by media standards get a TON of shit for it. This girl gets a constant stream of sleazy guys picking up on her. Her looks make even normally "nice" guys start bragging and trying to impress her. When she doesn't want to go out with them she gets called a bitch even though she's really polite. Reminds me of some Ani DiFranco :
God help you if you are an ugly girl
'Course too pretty is also your doom
'Cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
For the prettiest girl in the room
But Christina Ricci is still the Holy of Holies
Mind you, I'm not saying that we should simply obey all of our instincts and do as they dictate, just that we shouldn't pretend they don't exist.
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Originally posted by brodie:
how true! i've only slept (truly slept, not "slept" = sex) with my gf (hopefully future wife) about 6 or 7 times, but every time i wake up next to her, she's asleep, and i love to just lay there and stare at her. she hates it, but i love it.
says it all, really. much respect, brodie. identical situation over here.
--directhex
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